#big sell out

[galerymod]

‘Gold Card’ immigration programme

Trump wants to sell US residence permits for five million dollars

Donald Trump wants to sell very wealthy foreigners residence permits for the US for a lot of money. Russian oligarchs could also be among the beneficiaries of the ‘Gold Card’ programme.

Why just buy a golden watch from Donald Trump himself when you can also get a passport to US citizenship!

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A company called the United States of America has been licensed by Trump to sell the unlimited edition golden ticket for rich immigrants with no matter what the money comes from. Trump's immigration programme for blood money, diamonds, drug barons and other shady characters costs just five million per head.

The American people are already looking forward to the many new citizens who simply buy in. We assume that there will be no need for background checks on money, because money doesn't stink.

Welcome to the land of free capital, if you have enough to afford the tickets.

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A little picture puzzle: who is depicted on the gold card?

Thanks for the nice joke. I guess the FBI is now looking for the king's enemies and no longer the man with the new gold card.

Of course it's just a joke: no criminals travel to America because specially selected personnel are watching over there by royal decree.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

went to downtown proper to pick stuff up tell me why shake shack frozen custard is called "concrete"

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Here's my Lucanis mini embroidery! I will actually be doing this design (with even more details) in full 8 or 10 inch size, but wanted to do a smaller version first to make sure I like all my color choices. This piece uses a mix of silk, cotton, and satin finish threads, some commercial colors and some I overdyed by hand to get the shades exactly right. I do have a couple things I'll adjust but I'm very happy with how it came out!

This pattern will eventually be for sale with my others, but not until I finish the full size piece. You can see my other work in my embroidery tag :)

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[autumndragon]

Dagur: remember, when we take out the dragon riders, Hiccup is mine, get it? you can have the dragons, but Hiccup is MINE. as in, only I can have him. no one else touches him. do you understand?

Viggo: yes, I understand

Dagur: good. just wanted to make that very clear. I don't like sharing.

Viggo: you can rest easy, Dagur. the dragons are all I am in interested in

~ later ~

Hiccup: hey

Viggo:

Viggo: say, Dagur, would it be too late to renegotiate?

[s0fter-sin]

what i would give for a ghost based cod campaign. can you imagine if they pulled from the comics and had roba come back and want to get revenge against ghost for destroying his empire? the 141 slowly learning about simon riley and banding together to kill his ghost?

ghost being so certain he killed roba to set up an unreliable narrator; taking this unfathomable soldier, the nightmare of the 141, and realising he bleeds humanity. playing as ghost through flashbacks of mexico and his torture under roba but in the current time, little details break down; little inconsistencies of enemy numbers or base layout or what people look like, things that you can't be sure if you the player just missed something or if it’s really ghost seeing things that aren’t there

ghost starting to question how much of his memory is real, both what he went through with roba and what he’s currently experiencing; if it's his trauma bleeding through or if he's breaking for the last time. he doesn’t know if he can trust himself ("just make sure you can trust yourself. start there") and he has to reckon with completely trusting the 141 when he realises he can't

i need a sequence of him just losing his shit; hearing roba's voice in his head, his taunting “english” telling him he never left his compound, seeing the dead prostitute and his father laughing, always laughing, the tear of the meathook between his ribs and sting of the scorpions in his flesh, the coffin and the rotting stench of the dark and all of it culminating in ghost almost accidentally shooting soap when he tries to talk him down

whether it ends up being someone pretending to be roba or they just change it to roba still being alive, either way i need a ghost based campaign with personal stakes and character depth

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

please god make the "three time winner of the best bard of mondstadt" one of the earliest pieces of evidence we got for the samsara without us knowing it at the time because it would be so fucking funny

[arinmoss]

Chappell Roan print available on my inprnt! Link

[arthursfuckinghat]

Little update, the hat is complete! It isn't 100% accurate of course, but the hat and everything on it I bought second hand. My determination for a sustainable Arthur Morgan cosplay is unmatched 🫶

[miyuskye]

no red rose on your grave

you're mad if you thought I'd let you go

get your fingers out of my hair, you're gone

[buf309]

Well… is that face captivating enough to entice you to buy this W.I.S.E cosmetics collection? 🤔

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***Disclaimer***

1/ The "Honey" slogan was coined by @nire-the-mithridatist

2/ The perfume bottle was based on the real Spy x Family Fragrances

3/ The other two pieces were based on the lipstick and blush balm I randomly found in my mother's cosmetic bag.

[skelerangart]

Wow, what a loser (squeezes him like a stress ball)

[ch1zzie]

Joolets (and others)

No more (WHY IS ARTING NOT ARTING)

[lecfosa]

i think a lot of the people wondering why armand would let louis die, or why Didn't he let louis die in the vault if that was his intention in the first place, are greatly underestimating how calculating and intelligent armand really is. first and foremost; he absolutely knew lestat loved louis too much to let him die, and it was a risk he was willing to take. claudia dies, lestat saves louis, armand swoops in to save louis from the vault and conveniently gets to take credit for lestat's part of it as well. and the next critical point: doesn't louis killing the coven vaguely ring a bell? wasn't there someone else (lestat) armand led to his first parisian coven / children of darkness so he could destroy it without armand getting himself involved? and both times he used the people lestat/louis cared about most to achieve it (nicki/claudia). it's nearly an exact parallel. and for all his talking about how he trusted the coven more than louis, if armand really cared more about the coven than he did louis, he literally could've told them about the warning louis had given him beforehand. but he didn't, because louis' revenge played into his hand - he managed to, again, get someone to do his bidding for him without ever getting his hands dirty.

[delicatepointofview]

gonna have to deal with people missing the point of louis singing 1d songs in festivals... don't get me started on the other covers

[failyaoi]

Kombat Kids keychains I designed a little while ago