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tmntxthings · 2 years ago

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So basically my friend had a dream that we were in a science room and I was creating these “world destructive” weapons. She said it looked like a mix of a flamethrower and a water gun, specifically saying it looked “funky” and like a “monstrosity”. But anyway, she says that I dropped it cause I was jumping up and down, pretending to be a hero and saving people but I was actually cackling and didn’t look heroic at all🫤 and I dropped it and a red button was almost pressed and everyone knows red button=bad. Thankfully it didn’t get pressed.

But here’s the funny part.

The reason why I was making those weapons is because Donnie (yes. Dontello the fucking turtle) provoked me by saying that my weapons were ass. So i was like, “grrr👹” and he was like, “grrr👹” and we had a deadly nerd duel.

She said we might kill humanity if we were put in a room together and if we were to fight it’d be a tie since we’d be pointing deadly weapons at each other. She ended it by saying, “Moral of the story: You and Donnie would destroy everything.”

Anyways, I was wondering if you could write headcanons or a one shot with this sort of like theme ig with Donnie and just what you get from reading this weird ass dream she sent me🤭😭 (if it inspired you to write something)

Deadly Nerd Duel

author’s note: or alternative title, This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us . . . oh c’mon it makes sense.

warnings: crack, fluff, cursing, rlly long one shot, enemies to lovers, unedited

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“This place is about to blow,” April whispered to Leo. “Yeah, and my bet is on Donnie,” Leo added smugly, holding up a fake five dollar bill. “You’re on, you have no idea how crazy Y/n really is,” April said holding up her own five, yes that one was real.

“Last chance Y/n,” Donnie took a deep breath, calming himself. Y/n rolled their eyes, shifting their weight to one side, then glanced up at the purple clad turtle, “Oh? I was quite certain you were going to back out by now,” a mischievous glint could be seen in your eyes.

Confused? Okay, let’s back it up.

“Donnie, I’d like you to meet, my newest friend,” April gave jazz hands as she presented you, “Y/n!” She beamed and the purple turtle gave you a once over before turning back to his phone. THAT. That right there was his first mistake! “Donnie! C’mon be nice!” April pleaded. Though her voice was sweet, her eyes were raging with a burning fire that was threatening to explode behind closed doors–meaning as soon as you were gone April would be chewing out Donnie’s shell. “Sigh, if I must, greetings April’s friend ‘Y/n’ I am the Othello Von Ryan,” He gave a half-hearted wave with one hand. His gaze lingered purposefully for a second longer, then he looked at April as if to say, see I can be ‘nice.’ Then, his attention promptly went back down to his phone. A smug smile forming on his face, thinking himself cool.

You blinked hard, taking in his enormous ego and trying not to gag. Strike two. “Yes, well April I thought you said you were showing me the cool one,” you said off-handedly, turning back to the lab door that you had just entered through. April sucked in a deep breath, knowing you were pissed off, so instead of trying to force the two of you to get along, she was ready and willing to follow you out of the lab. But it seemed your comment had struck a nerve on Ol’ Donatello. “Only an intellectual individual would understand how cool my lab is, therefore crowning me the coolest person you’ll ever meet. Top side or here in the sewers, darling” he hadn’t looked up from his phone, but he was definitely clenching it a tad harder than before.

You chuckled darkly, darling? He’d regret that. What was the count? Oh yeah, strike three. You were still walking for the door, turning only when you reached it. Glancing around the supposedly ‘cool’ place, and deciding right then and there the two of you were never going to be friends. No, there was a special kind of relationship between the two of you. You assumed it would level up to hate eventually but for now you’d stick him in the dislike pile. Maybe he would realize how stuck up he sounded, especially for a first meeting. Your eyes snagged on a container that had somewhat of a spotlight on it. As if to say, out of all the things in his lab, this was one of his favorites. So you were a little mean when you said, “I don’t know, it’d be a lot cooler if that was genuine uranium instead of a carbon copy fake,” nodding at the said container and then you shoved the door open without giving him a chance to reply. April scurried out, harshly whispering to Donnie that she would have a word with him later.

Donnie hadn’t gotten up from his swivel chair the entire time–you had just soaked up his favorite place in the world, all with the most judgmental eyes. You weren’t just judging his lab though, you were judging him. But he never thought that you would actually know what you were looking at. Much less be able to tell the difference from him forging and putting together a fake piece of uranium. Or just that you even knew it was uranium to begin with?! You surprised him. And you had also dissed him. A mistake that he would make sure you would regret. He quickly removed his feet from his work table, dusting it off. He never put his feet up there, he had done it because you were there. A stranger that April trusted, and he wanted to appear to be the badass he proclaimed himself to be. Donnie felt like doing something illegal, something to obtain real uranium and shove that into your face. Because there was no way he could legally afford such material. He wondered if you were some rich uptown-ie. And immediately he was pushing his swivel chair away from the work table towards his big screen. “Well darling, you’ve got my attention, now, how much science do you actually know?” He muttered to himself as he did a google search. What? He’d start off with the basics. Then he’d dive into the dark web for all your dirty little secrets, if you had any. You looked like the type to hide stuff. But what he came up with was mainly surface information. Perfect grades, perfect family (only child), perfect records, even for attendance. Which then came as no surprise when he saw you had no criminal record. It didn’t add up, no one could be that perfect, he went back, to middle school, to elementary, and still you had perfect grades/attendance/record.

“Hmm,” he spun in his chair. What’s a goody-little-two-shoes running around in the sewers of NYC with his best friend, the April O’Neil. How did the two of you become friends? These were questions that only said best friend could answer and he knew he had surely pissed her off with his antics. Donnie sighed, he’d do a deeper dive in the world wide web before he had to admit he was actually curious to April.

Three hours later and nothing relevant. You didn’t even have a social media he could uncover! Fuckity fuck.

“So what’d you think?” April asked sheepishly. Hoping that you’d just forget about the whole interaction with Donnie and focus on how positive the rest of the brothers had been. April thanked the heavens above that even Leo hadn’t acted so childishly. Sure he was still immature, but he wasn’t blatantly rude! April had come to find out that you had a short fuse and a low tolerance for any and all bullshit.

“Raph was cool, Mikey was sweet, Leo was.. alright?” You said, pondering for a moment. Then your eyes hardened and April grimaced, you hadn’t forgotten.

“But that other fellow, the purple one?” You just shook your head, knowing he was still April’s friend, whether you liked him or not. You wouldn’t go as far as to bad mouth him in front of her. That would put her in an awkward position, so you kept your mouth shut—but April readily spoke up. “I don’t know what his problem was!! Honestly Y/n, he’s a great guy, and I’ll prove it to you. He probably didn’t have any coffee this morning!” She supplied an excuse and you raised an eyebrow. “Next weekend, like Mikey said, come back with me! It’ll be way more fun, and I’ll make sure to have a word with Donnie,” April pleaded.

It was easy to agree, truly the other guys were cool, you just had a bad taste in your mouth from the purple one. “Alright, I’ll be there then,” you gave April a small smile and she instantly relaxed. “Yes!! Awesome, this will be just—“ she looked down at her phone, immediately hiding it from your view in an attempt at being discrete. You did, however, notice how her eyes had hardened just slightly behind her glasses. “I’ve gotta take this. I’ll text you the details, see ya tomorrow?” April asked. You nodded, “Of course, do I ever miss class?” You joked, and April couldn’t help but laugh, thinking of some fond memories of you rushing in, barely making it some days but still there. “True that! Alright, see ya laters!” April waved, taking off towards a different direction than where the both of you had been heading. You noticed it was back towards the alleyway, likely to the manhole—right back down to the sewers.

You shoved your hands into the pockets of your hoodie. You would give the purple turtle credit for one thing, and one thing only, he had given you slight inspiration. You headed to your apartment, to your own lab. The benefits of being a straight A student and having rich parents, was practically getting anything you wanted from them. And yes, especially if you told them it was for school, and to them sure, all the stuff you bought sounded scientific enough. They didn’t know better, truly they were just happy that you did so well in school. That’s really all that mattered to them. Get the grade, and you’ll be rewarded, so get the grade you did. You never disappointed, that wasn’t in your DNA, nope not in your gene code. So as you typed in the code to your front door, passing through the living room and heading straight for the only other door with a keypad lock, you typed in a different set of numbers. Swish, the door slid open before you, and you were hit with a chilly breeze. Ah, home sweet home.

“I’ll give you one chance to offer up a good reason as to why you were acting so—so—so childishly earlier!” April had stormed back to the lair and went straight for Donnie’s lab as soon as she saw him calling. She hadn’t answered his call, no sir, she would much rather face him. “You should’ve seen the face they made as soon as they locked eyes with me,” Donnie started and April scowled, “Are you serious?!” April practically yelled; Donnie continued, “Yes, I am, and not just me—they were eyeing my lab like it was a junkyard. I may get some parts from there, but this is definitely not a repo place.” Donnie threw his arm to the side as if to make his point. His lab was flawless, freshly cleaned (he had done so just for April and her friend, you.) “Donnie, you spoke first. You started that whole bicker back and forth,” April exasperated, “now I’m asking you to put the whole thing aside for me, and get along. Please?!” Donnie grumbled to himself, muttering how he didn’t know if that would be possible if you couldn’t fix your resting bit-

“DONNIE!” April really yelled this time. He closed his mouth, had he been saying that out loud? Sheesh, you had really done a number on him. Though maybe he was just frustrated he hadn’t been able to find anything more interesting about you. Just the fact that you were rich due to your father’s wealth as a political figure. Which only made Donnie even more angry, you definitely had the money to buy materials he couldn’t… that is, if what he was assuming was true and that you were just as big a nerd as him. “Fine, how about you tell me why, or I should say, how the two of you even became friends?” Surely April could shed some light on that unknown fact. “It’s a long story, but I promise, Y/n is legit, just give them another chance, they’ll be back next weekend,” April informed as she stood, obviously planning on heading out. But this wasn’t good, Donnie hadn’t gotten any information at all! He sighed loudly, and April shot him a glare. “Dee,” she sighed, “I thought the two of you would get along.. you have way more in common than you think.” April shook her head, and Donnie softened if only slightly. “Okay okay, for you, and you only” and April beamed brightly. “Awesome, just watch, the two of you will be buds in no time!”

And now you have a bit of context! Still confused?

Well, next week arrived and it had been going all according to April’s plan. Everyone getting along for the most part, though subtle glares were definitely exchanged. You and Donnie were… cordial? Yes, we’ll go with that word. Mikey and April had thrown a pizza party, plenty of boxes to share. Then after a movie night was in order, and after that the board games had begun. This was where things started to go a little haywire. April didn’t know why she had thought it was a good idea to let Leo choose, but she did, and monopoly it was. A long ass game that definitely could break up the fragile peace that April had been trying to cultivate between you and Donnie. As soon as Donnie had landed on one of Y/n’s property, they held out their hand for him to cough up the fake cash. His eyes had turned ablaze. Not because of your hand, but because of your smug little face, more than happy to have had him pay up first. Instead of passing the money, he slid it your way, making you pick it up yourself. Classy Donatello, very classy.

It was war after that. The light blue properties and railroads secured by Y/n, you were on a roll and trying to get the oranges next. Though Mikey had practically called it in the beginning, he hadn’t gotten that lucky with his rolls, instead landing on the pinks and utilities. You had actually traded Mikey the last utility property for the last railroad. (Donnie had seethed, not thinking that was a smart trade on Mikey’s part, but really he just didn’t want you getting another set.) Donnie had the red’s and the dark blues, plotting on everyone’s demise. All it would take would be just one person to land on those expensive ass properties that had him almost broke now, but he was in this for the long run. Long run indeed, one by one the other brothers ended up bankrupt to either you or Donnie’s schemes until it was just April left. It was getting pretty late too, April would say so every time it was her turn, but she would immediately be thwarted by both you and Donnie saying, “It’s almost over!” “Just one more round.”

The competitive nature between the both of you was alive and crackling. It was your turn, and you landed on the chance tile. As you picked up a card, the color from your face drained. “This is bullshit.” You muttered, throwing the card down on the center of the board for everyone to see. “Oh noooooo!” Mikey wailed, he had been rooting for you, much to Donnie’s dismay. Out of all the cards, you picked the one that forced you to move to Boardwalk, aka the dark blue that Donnie had the most hotels built on. It was a sure shot defeat, you knew you would go bankrupt. “It was all part of the plan,” he said as he tapped the side of his head smugly. “Yeah well, make sure to thank the chance card for your victory,” you made sure to say.

April piped up, “I’m still in the game too you know!” You gave her a sheepish smile. While that was true, April didn’t have as much as Donnie now had—with his properties and yours included, it was a sure win. “But let’s call it a night huh?” April asked for a final time and you agreed, getting up and stretching. April didn’t think you were a sore loser but on the off hand that Donnie started to brag, April wanted to get you out of there while the mood was still amiable. The brothers all said their goodbyes, Mikey already asking for future plans. Donnie had walked silently back to his lab after his mumbled sayonara. To which you only hesitated a second before following after him.

Leo nudged April, nonexistent eyebrows waggling and silently telling her to not follow just yet. April’s eyes widened, wondering if the two of you were finally going to become closer! The best buds plan that she had hoped for were now in the foreseeable future?! She smiled brightly now watching as you disappeared around the corner that led to Donnie’s lab.

“Hey wait,” you called out when you saw he was about to shut the lab door. Donnie took a step backwards, head peeking out of the entryway to see you had stopped a couple feet away from his lab. “I just wanted to say, good game.. it was smart to consider the chance cards and their uses,” your hands were in your hoodie pockets. You made sure to keep eye contact, trying to convey your sincerity. Donnie’s full form came into view as he leaned against the lab door. Listening intently, eyes not leaving yours. When you finished he wondered if April had put you up to saying something like this. But the way your eyes immediately went to the floor after you finished, the way your feet were shuffling, he deduced that possibility was less than likely.

“Yeah, it was a good game, mostly because I won,” he grinned, unable to stop from bragging— at least a little! You rolled your eyes. “Right,” you replied, giving up on the sincere tone. “But for a second there, I thought I was in deep trouble, it was uh- fun to play with you,” Donnie remedied, the smugness fading into something more genuine. You raised an eyebrow, smiling slightly as you watched him backtrack a little. Being a little nice in fact. “I was thinking, you’re pretty smart-“

“Not just smart, I’d say I’m on par with Einstein’s level of genius” Donnie interrupted you quickly. You cleared your throat, shooting him a glare as you started to rock back and forth on your heels, “as I was saying, I have some things I’ve been working on for a while, I think they may be more useful to you and your brothers.” You concluded, but it was Donnie’s turn to raise an eyebrow. “What things exactly?”

One day later, and you were back in the sewers, specifically in the common area of the lair. The suitcase you had brought down was popped open, and Raph and Mikey were peering inside as you grabbed the first weapon. “So this isn’t the most dangerous thing I’ve built but I’d say freezing people solid is pretty handy when it comes to vigilante work!” You said, pointing the gun up in the air for safe measure. Donnie was on the far side of the room, and the look on his face was close to outrage. You wanted to give his brothers cool weapons??? That was his job! Plus they didn’t need weapons, they already had weapons. Sure they didn’t freeze people, BUT they did not need your things. If anything his brothers should only want—

“Cool! Can I try??” Mikey was making grabby hands for the freeze ray and you readily handed it over. “Just be careful, the safety’s off.” You said and no sooner had you spoken a blast was shot, near poor Leo, who was quick enough to move completely out of the way. “Hey!” Leo screeched, turning his face to see the pizza boxes that had been piling up had turned into ice. “Woah,” Leo breathed out, impressed. Raph took the weapon from Mikey, not trusting him to have another shot accidentally go off. “Heh, whoops!” Mikey said sheepishly as he ran over to the block of iced pizza boxes.

“You guys think that’s cool??” Donnie piped up from across the room. He made a mad dash to his lab, going over to the glass box that read ‘BETA’ and grabbed the first thing he could get his hands on. He was back in the common area in no time, “Feast your eyes on this,” From what you could tell he was holding a weapon much like yours, shaped like a gun. He flicked a switch, aiming in your direction, “Donnie!” Raph warned, but he pulled the trigger anyway. A blast shot past your face, inches away until it landed on the recliner by the projector. On impact it shrunk two times its normal size! “A shrink ray?!” Mikey exclaimed, running to go pick up the mini sized chair. Donnie’s weapon was now directed up in the air, resting on his shoulder, he had a smug smile on his face, daring you to top that.

Game on! It was a battle of who could outshine the other. All inventions were being put on showcase for the brothers and eventually April (who had just gotten out of her last class) to ‘ohh’ and ‘ahh’ at. Weapon after weapon, prototype after prototype. Until the really dangerous shit was coming out to play. “ALRIGHT,” Donnie said, skidding to a stop for the seventh time. The trip to his lab to the living room was getting to be a bit tiring. He pointed the most dangerous thing he had, directly at you. You did the same, out of your suitcase came a wicked looking weapon, and you clicked the safety off, aiming at Donnie’s face. The two of you were huffing angrily at one another.

“This place is about to blow,” April whispered to Leo. Popcorn had been popped, everyone enjoying the show the two of you were putting on. “Yeah, and my bet is on Donnie,” Leo added smugly, holding up a fake five dollar bill. He had a knack for sneaking monopoly money when no one was paying attention. And for some reason he still had it. April snorted, “You’re on, you have no idea how crazy Y/n really is,” April held up her own five, that one being real.

“Last chance Y/n,” Donnie took a deep breath, calming himself. He was watching you carefully, one finger ready to pull back the trigger. Y/n rolled their eyes, shifting their weight to one side, then glanced up at the purple clad turtle, “Oh? I was quite certain you were going to back out by now,” a mischievous glint could be seen in your eyes. Donnie gritted his teeth, he was not about to get punked by you. “Guyssss how about we call this a tie!” Mikey breathed out nervously. Twiddling his thumbs together as he came to stand between the two of you. “Only if Y/n admits my weapon is better!” Donnie hollered over Mikey and your eyes narrowed, “Not happening,” you said immediately. Raph spoke up then, “what exactly do those guns do?” You and Donnie were talking over one another not making much sense but the gist was, BOOM. The place would go boom.

“Okay,” Raph nodded, “PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN!” He yelled at the both of you. Simultaneously it was like all the air had been sucked out of the room as slowly, the two of you listened, weapons going down to your respective sides. “Mine’s better,” Donnie muttered, and you scoffed. “It was never a competition! I just wanted to—“ and you stopped yourself. You took in a deep breath, stalked forward, you weren’t about to admit this to the entire room. You brushed past the purple turtle. He had expected you to flash out once you reached him but you just kept walking, to his lab he assumed and immediately he was following after you.

“Should we make sure they don’t kill each other in a different room?” April thought aloud. Leo’s hand made a swipe in the air, “Nahhh I’ll bet another $5” he quickly held up another fake, “that everything figures itself out!” Mikey was scurrying over making his own bets and Raph was wondering if this was the smartest thing to do right about now. When just a couple of minutes ago the place could’ve gone boom! But he was quickly being dragged into Leo and April’s betting game.

As soon as Donnie passed the threshold of his lab, you were there, backing him into the door as it shut behind him. “What’re you—?!” Donnie exclaimed not liking the close proximity at all. “That’s what I should be asking you! I thought we were finally getting along?” You accused, waving the weapon around that was still in your hand. “Yeah that was until you decided to showboat and try to take my job!” Donnie surmised angrily. “You got issues because all I was trying to do was help!” You confessed as you threw the weapon to the ground in frustration. “We don’t need your help.” Donnie sneered, wanting to get his point across, he was the tech guy, he was the genius, they didn’t need a second.

You jabbed a finger straight into his plastron. “I knew it. I knew you were just some self-obsessed, ego-maniac, who only cares about himself.” You were met with a hard stare. You waited for him to challenge that, to dare and say you were wrong. “Oh yeah? Well you—“ his own fists clenching, “are the most privileged, prissy, judgmental person I’ve ever met!” You smirked, batting away his insults with a, “and how many people have you met exactly?” Insinuating mutant turtles don’t exactly have much of a social life. “Fuck you,” Donnie glowered. “Fuck you too.” And somewhere along the insults and the arguing the two of you had gotten pressed together. It was silent for a moment as the two of you realized this, your eyes widening if only slightly as Donnie’s breath fanned your face.

He was looking at you carefully, noting your surprise and the way your breath quickened. You saw the way his eyes darted to your lips, and the way he swallowed. Fuck it! You both thought as your heads came crashing to one another. Lips meeting and teeth clacking, it was a brutal kiss. Heated passion that was stoked by the fire of anger and attraction. His hands were pulling you impossibly closer, going around your waist. Your own hands were pressed against his upper plastron. Moments passed until air was needed and your head moved back slightly to gulp down oxygen. “You drive me crazy,” Donnie said, meeting your lips once more, not letting you rest. You kissed him back feverishly, agreeing wholeheartedly, he drove you crazy too. “So is this a truce?” You panted as he drew back to breath. “For now..” he smirked, already enjoying the effect he had on you. You shook your head, was it possible for his ego to get any larger? One of his hands came up and his fingers caught your chin, lifting it and his lips met yours one more time. This kiss was softer, but it took your breath away all the same. “I guess your inventions aren’t half-bad” he murmured against your lips. You smiled smugly, “Damn right!”

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sothera · 11 days ago

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"I didn't know they celebrated Burning Day up here..." William said, as he side-eyed the computer. "Are you disappointed in not being able to go out tonight, all red and glowy?"

"It's called 'Halloween' here, and it's been very sanitized over the years." Soth said, going through his EternaBag and pulling out various outfits.

"What are you up to, YungWülf?" William asked, already suspecting.

"I will have my fun...one way or another..." Soth said as he picked something appropriate."Here we go..."

"Soth..." William said.

"I know, I won't do anything too mean, just enough to give them a big, giant 'BOO!', I promise." Soth said.

Ding! Front Door...

"Ah!, my first customer!" Soth said, hoping it would be the 'rowdy teens' David mentioned.

Game face on...

"Who dares approach my doorway?" Soth growled...

"Uhh...hello?" Soth asked, seeing no one.

"Hee-hee! I see you belly!" came a familiar voice from below.

"HI SOFF! I'M PUMPKIN!" the boy said, turning around so Soth could see his costume.

Soth's eyes immediately shifted back, mostly due to cuteness overload.

"Hey little bobbin!" Soth said as he recognized the boy from a few houses down, having much luck in your quest for candy?" Soth asked.

The boy pointed to a spot on the street; a young woman smiled and waved....

"I give to mom." the boy said, smiling.

"Well, here you go, Happy Halloween!" Soth said.

"Happy 'Ween!" the boy said, smiling as he trotted off to the next house.

Soth had a smile across his face as he watched the boy go...

"You sure showed him!" William said, his eyes twinkling with laughter.

"The next one won't be so lucky." Soth promised as he changed shirts, the one with the mesh center...

"Ding! Front Door...

"This time will be different." Soth promised, concentrating on William's smugness to..."there it goes..." as the flare resumed

"Who dares summon me to this doorway?" Soth asked.

"Hi!" came a cheerful voice, again from below where he was looking.

"Trick urr Treat, stinky feet, gimme something good t'eat, hehehe!"

Another little boy; this one not much older than the first one...

"BOO!" said the boy energetically.

Soth sighed...the eyes and his flare both normal again...

"Here you go..." Soth said as he handed over the candy, "aren't you a spooky one?"

"Thanks!" the boy said, "you're cool, even though you're a little scary."

"You're welcome; stay strong, little ghost, in your quest for chocolate." Soth said, smiling.

"I will, dude!" the boy promised, "GRRR!!" the boy flexed his tiny arms...

Wordlessly, Soth handed him another candy bar, smiling as the boy went next door.

"Truly, a display of your raw demonic power, oh Mighty Sothera, please spare me your draining embrace..." William said.

"I'm glad you feel...better...about me...and the one thing I wish I could change..." Soth said, not looking at William.

"We've had this talk." William said, "it's me, I know it's me, I will get help..."

"Not entirely..." Soth said, "the way I feel...during... like I'm doing what I'm supposed to do..."

"You don't have to..." William started

"Yes, I do..." Soth said

"Actually, watching you do this, it's really quite therapeutic, knowing my sister is more intimidating than you are." William said.

"Okay, challenge accepted 💪!" Soth said.

Soth rolled his shoulders and breathed deep; this time he would be more dramatic...this shirt will do...

Ding! Front Door...

"Summoned, I stand before you, to crush your enemies or help your allies, what is your wish, human?" Soth asked.

(How does he come up with this stuff?) William thought.

"Woe..."

"Cool speech, Bruh!"

"Cool contacts too, must've cost a lot!"

"I think we have our winner..." the closest one said.

"Winner?" Soth asked.

William tried not to guffaw; he almost succeeded.

Again, Soth's eyes reverted to normal, "What did I win?"

The closer of the two handed Soth a small card, "Congratulations!" they said in unison.

"From Brushelli Brothers Fine Italian Dining, from our kitchen, to your Heart!" they finished.

"We have an annual Halloween contest; you won the Best Greeter Prize!" the closer one said.

"We have an in-house Halloween contest; you should really think about entering next year." the farther, slightly calmer lad added.

"Yes; I bet you could take first place as Best Demon..." William said, completely deadpan.

"I think he has a good shot at it." the closer one said.

"Congratulations again; we look forward to seeing you at Brushelli's, have a Happy Halloween." the further one said.

"Can I interest you in some candy?" Soth asked.

"No, thanks, back to work, we have one more card to give away." the closer one said.

"As you wish, Happy Halloween!" Soth said.

"See you soon!" they both said, walking away.

"Brushelli's.... isn't that where Mitzi took David?" William asked.

"I think so", Soth answered, "oh well, at least we'll eat well for a while."

Soth got out of the shirt; "I guess I stick to the Hellpits..."

"Don't look so down..." William said, "you may not have got out and about, but at least you won a lovely prize!"

#my half demon bestie #my neighbor is a monster hunter #fantasy fiction #my writing #creative writing #hollow earth #at david's house #my roommate is a monster hunter #fantasy world building

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stardust-arcade · 4 months ago

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Blood Moon walks over to the arcade with the moon in tow. He's got a fairly serious almost angry face. It's clear he's upset, But is trying to mask it. They come up upon Black Star, eclipse, and planet huddled around the arcade machines. Moon seems to perk up from a guilty position. Listening to Black Star cheer. Eclipse and planet seem to be competing. Black Star acting as some sort of announcer. Pumping his fists whenever one reaches a milestone or gets above the others score. The moon looks totally surprised to see him in such a happy mood. Blood moon regains more of a smile. Holding back talking to the three to not interrupt their game.

Blood Moon and Moon both jump when planet lets out a shout. Blackstar jumping in victory as eclipse seems to laugh. Although continues to play. Clearly trying to get a even higher score. Planet gets up from her knee crouching position. Black Star turning around to probably give her congratulations. A happy face fairly prominent. Although being the more observant type. Black Star catches blood moon and moon in the distance. His face falling back into that disgruntled look. Planet turns around to follow his gaze. Her face falling into surprise before confusion.

Planet: The hell- Were you guys just watching us?

Moon: I-

Blood Moon: No. At least that was not the intention. I simply just didn't want to interrupt whatever fun you were having.

Planet: Maybe you should have interrupted. Then I could have won the game!

Eclipse: You're sore loser!

Planet: And you're too good for someone who can barely handle the controls! I swear it gives you an advantage!

Eclipse: Nah. I just know classics.

Black Star: You're both good at the arcades! My tiny little hands are at a disadvantage either way.

Planet: At least you don't have to pretend like you're losing when playing with humans.

Black Star: I can't decide if I want to take that as a compliment.

Blood Moon: I think you probably should. Pretending is never fun.

Black Star: Eh. What are you doing here anyways? It sounds like you were waiting to talk with us?

Blood Moon: Well yes. I finally have a more formal office. And as it is my duty here. I wish too properly set up therapy appointments. Although we can worry about that later. Right now. Moon~ has something important to tell you Blackstar.

Black Star: He does? About what? Is he pissed about my new job or something?

Moon: Well. I- Um- ahhh....

Blood Moon: Just tell him. Bluntly and truthfully.

Black Star: What the fuck did he do?

Moon: I- I might have... I might have looked through your history and then lost the book.

Black Star: ... What!

Planet: What the hell! Aren't those private documents!

Black Star: And you lost them! I was hoping the voices were joking! You didn't show Sun right!?

Moon: No! I wouldn't show Sun. It's private.

Black Star: But you decided to read it!

Planet: You get worse every single time you talk!

Blood Moon: All right, all right. Everyone chill. I agree it was not the best decision. But there's nothing we can do about it now. The big thing is that it is currently lost.

Black Star: Lost!? Wait. You're saying any old person could find it right now?

Moon: I don't know where it went. Some sort of critter got into parks and service. I doubt it left the Plex-

Black Star: But it's still somewhere random!

Blood Moon: Yes. And I suggest that if anyone sees the book. You don't open it.

Planet: I'm not going to peak into somebody's history like moon. I'm giving it straight back to Blackstar where it apparently needs to belong!

Eclipse: Grrr.

Blood Moon: Yes. I believe All of the history books need to be returned to their owners.

Moon: But we need them to report injuries.

Blood Moon: You can get another book that can only be for injuries. Those history books carry a lot more than just injuries moon. Humans used to track behaviors and day to day activities. Any history book that goes back to when humans were around, probably has too much information just simply be a health record. You need to start new books.

Moon: I didn't consider that.

Black Star: Of course you didn't consider that. You think everything will old animatron needs to be babied and watched like a hawk!

Moon: I don't think you need to watch 24/7, You just need extra-

Black Star: No! Fuck your extra help! I've been around longer than you, I've experienced more than you, I've helped every fucking disabled kid I can, I've talked to every challenged adult, I know what it is fucking caring for them! And what you're doing isn't it! If you read my dumb files, then you know exactly why I fucking hate your kind! Leave me alone! I'm finding my book, And you're never going to fucking read it ever again!

Black Star storms off. Heading towards parts and service. Planet offers a snarl before following. Seeming to set off to help Blackstar find what he needs. Moon stands there disheveled. Blood Moon stands beside him. His face is disappointed, but his body is stoic. Unlike moon, who looks away from Black Star. Blood Moon follows Black Stars direction. Slowly rotating to look back at the eclipse who is still there.

He lets out a small gasp. Causing moon to look up in confusion. Letting out a gasp of his own as he looks up at eclipse. Eclipse is no longer sitting next to the arcade machines. He's standing. Looming at his full height. He is no longer his happy red and blue. But orange and black. His eyes burning. Blood Moon reaches an arm out. Putting it in front of moon. Acting is a shield. Eclipse seems to glare at the two. Finally he lets out a growl and bears his teeth. Falling down into a prowl right in front of blood moon and moon.

Eclipse: Advancement is earned by time. Confusion comes from those that do not know, or the pain that takes away thought. You are a fool to think time can be reversed. As if age falls backwards. Advancement Is earned by Time. And you have not been around long enough to say you are better. You are stuck in a time long gone. Not us.

Blood Moon: Eclipse. Are you okay?

Blood Moon makes everyone snap out of the staring contest. His face is concerned. Although it doesn't seem to be about moon anymore. Lightly reaching out his hand towards eclipse. Gently holding their faceplate.

Blood Moon: Eclipse. You're acting strangely. Do you know what you're doing?

Eclipse: I'm handling a child.

Blood Moon: Handling a child? Um. Moon is an adult?

Eclipse: Baby to me.*Snarl*

Blood Moon: Well. You normally don't treat him like a child. Nor have I ever really seen you so... Serious.

Eclipse: I'm just.. acting.. normal.?

Eclipse lifts himself out of blood moons arms. Their colors fading back to the colorful red and blue. They blink a couple times. Looking down between moon and blood moon. They let out a small whine. Rubbing their face in distress.

Eclipse: I'm going to help brother!

Suddenly eclipse bolts. Running off towards the theater. Blood Moon jumps at the sudden quickness. Although he gaines back his calm posture. Looking back towards Moon. Who seems just as confused.

Blood Moon: Do they normally act like that?

Moon: No. They only switch colors when they're angry.

Blood Moon: ... I believe Eclipse is far more... Broken that I thought.

Moon: Like how?

Blood Moon: That will be between me and eclipse.*sigh* I'm going to give them a little bit more time to calm down before I ask them to set up appointments. I believe it would be best if you did not bother them for a while.

Moon: Ok. Good evening I guess.

Blood Moon: Good evening Moon.

#stardust arcade #arcade project #fnaf daycare au #dca au #fnaf dca au #fnaf daycare attendant au #daycare au #daycare attendant au #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sb dca #dca oc

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pesterloglog · 6 months ago

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Jake English, Jane Crocker, Dirk Strider

Page 627-632

JAKE: Oh flip.

JAKE: Sorry janey i was handling an urgent matter.

JAKE: Had to pop down the little boys office to shred some important papers.

JANE: What?

JAKE: Im spending a penny at the local water closet.

JANE: Jake.

JAKE: Im in the bathroom.

JANE: Oh.

JANE: UGH!

JANE: You are always in the bathroom these days!

JAKE: Well my job is to taste test all your water for poison,

JAKE: dear.

JAKE: Forgive my impertinence but perhaps if you trusted the troops more, we could avoid all of this folderol and i could be promoted to standing by your side?

JAKE: Thatd help my besieged bladder, for sure.

JANE: Not happening.

JAKE: Oh! Of course!

JAKE: Silly me.

JAKE: May i ask... why?

JAKE: Not to make a tit of myself here.

JAKE: But wouldnt an enemy spy be childs play to spot, seeing as our troops share such similar faces?

JAKE: Pretty much the exact same face?

JANE: I once thought it an asset too!

JANE: How clever I saw myself...

JANE: "Hoo hoo! We'll avoid instating a draft by cloning an army!"

JANE: "Unprecedented genius!"

JANE: "Brand consistency!"

JANE: Of course, I realize now that if any serviceman developed mutinous, deviant intentions, he could simply slink back into the safety of the crowd.

JANE: The perfect cover for a tiger amongst zebras.

JAKE: Grrr...

JAKE: Friggin double agents, man.

DIRK: (Amazing. Can I get a cherry on top of that?)

JAKE: Why i oughta... the very thought!

DIRK: (Fuck yes. Marlon Brando in the motherfucking building.)

JANE: Exactly. It's horrifying.

JANE: Thankfully I have practiced instinct where assassination is concerned.

JANE: An instinct that has only sharpened in the wake of... recent tragedies.

JANE: I won't be lulled into any such false sense of security this time, that's for sure!

JAKE: Is that why the old henhouse has been feeling a bit spacious recently?

JANE: I may have a handful or so of men in the brig.

JANE: For safekeeping.

JANE: They have snacks! A water trough.

JANE: All unpoisoned, might I add.

JANE: Who gives a toot anyways, we'll be depositing them out onto the battlefield soon enough.

JAKE: Speaking of the battle...

JAKE: What was the pre-established plan, again?

JAKE: Just trying to refresh my simple mind on the details.

JAKE: Especially the ones that situate our son near The Point.

JAKE: I take it we have protocols in place a tad more delicate than simply "bombs away!"

JAKE: Right?

JANE: Sigh.

JANE: Jake, do you remember when I went to the moon?

JAKE: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh.

JANE: No? It was a huge deal.

JAKE: Was this around the time all those carapacians took a big chunk out of it?

JANE: Yes!

JANE: You see, prior to that expedition, I'd been cooking up a contingency plan, of sorts.

JANE: I put some serious man-hours into it.

JANE: If things were to go tines up, our last line of defense is a machine that will emit a guided beam to a location of my choosing.

DIRK: (A laser?)

JAKE: So were destroying The Point now?

JANE: No!

JANE: No, no, no, no.

JANE: Definitely not.

JANE: We are *capturing* The Point.

JANE: But if we don't...

JAKE: Ah.

JAKE: Contingency plan.

JANE: Contingency plan indeed.

JANE: A surgical, precise, and most importantly *unexpected* means of victory, with virtually no crossfire.

JAKE: Does that seem...

JAKE: Sound?

JANE: You know, Jake, you've been giving me the 3rd degree all day.

JAKE: Hm?

JANE: You're typically content stumbling through life as a soft-headed bimbo, and it's only now of all times you start showing stark, pointed interest in happenings outside of yourself?

JANE: I find that odd.

JANE: Suspicious even.

JAKE: Erm...

JANE: You're thinking, "She's a bad mother," aren't you?

DIRK: (Here we go.)

JANE: Don't you try to deny it.

JANE: I see you, up there on your high horse.

JANE: Interrogating me!

JANE: As if you have the right!

JANE: Just what did *you* do, besides whimper like a kicked dog, as they took our boy away!?

JANE: "TAVVY!"

JANE: You can fly, you idiot!

JANE: You're such a harmless, dunderheaded fucking nonentity that those seditious connivers would have *let* you tail them!

DIRK: (Ouch.)

JANE: Everything he has, *I've* provided.

JANE: Everything he is, *I've* nurtured!

JAKE: (Criminy, bro, she has a death laser.)

JAKE: (Like goldfinger.)

JANE: Remember how I willed him out of my body, 3 months premature, because I was so excited to see him?

JAKE: (The rebellion isnt prepared for that.)

JAKE: (What are they going to do?)

DIRK: (Fuck if I know, refract it off Commander Vantas' massive tits?)

JAKE: (Were going to lose.)

JANE: You might be a primo actor, English, with that perfect smile and that stupid, sexy fake accent.

JANE: But you are not a caring individual.

JANE: My Dad...

JANE: He had so much love in him that you could feel it when he entered the room.

JANE: Across all the iterations of yourself, do you think your children ever felt even a MODICUM of that?

JANE: Jade? Terrifying,

JANE: I hate even thinking about it.

JANE: And I don't doubt for a second that there were more.

JANE: How do you imagine they turned out?

JAKE: (I finally grew the gumption to get off the back foot, and were all going to meet the reaper regardless.)

JANE: Let's face it. I held you accountable.

JANE: Without me, you'd have left Tavros behind in a peanut factory.

JANE: Asphyxiating on the floor, crying "Daddy, where are you! Daddy!"

DIRK: (Dude.)

JAKE: (JOLLY JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!)

JANE: What the fresh hell are you mumbling to yourself?

JANE: Y-

JAKE: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN CAKE HOLE!!!!!!!

JANE: !!!!!!

JAKE: Listen to you, lecturing me about parenting and flagellating me with fucking... infanticidal peanut snuff fantasies!

JAKE: Tavros isnt even allergic to peanuts anymore!

JANE: What?

JAKE: Hes been cured since he was thirteen!

JANE: How????

JAKE: Gamzee.

JAKE: Via some vile cosmic caper or another it is *always* gamzee!

JAKE: He found out!

JAKE: Started rambling on and on about "how motherfuckin' malicious" it was to see "A dIfFeReNtLy AbLeD bRoThEr MiSsIn' OuT oN tHe NiRvAnA oF tHaT nUtTy MoThErFuCkIn' NeCtAr."

DIRK: (Why are you doing the voice?)

JAKE: "ThErE's WhOlEsOmE, hOlIsTiC hEaLiNg PrOpErTiEs AlL uP aNd StUfFeD iNtO tHe HaRmOnIoUs UnIoN oF pB aNd J."

DIRK: (You don't need to do the voice.)

JAKE: "WhAt EvEn Is ThIs SuLtRy BiTcH oF a LiFe WiThOuT a LiTtLe PeAnUt BuTtEr JeLlY tImE?"

DIRK: (It'd be so sick if you stopped doing the voice.)

JAKE: Then he pulled the "OuR dUtY aS sTrOnG mAlE mOtHeRfUcKiN' mOdElS iS tO nUrTuRe AnD gUiDe ThAt LoSt LiTtLe LeGuMe-InToLeRaNt LaMb," card.

JAKE: "We StRaIgHt Up GoT tO bE tHe ChAnGe WhAt AlL nObOdY eLsE eVeR gOt DoWn To BeInG iN tHe WoRlD, fOr ThE lItTlE nEgLeCtEd NuGgEtS *wE* aLl WaS."

DIRK: (Fuck me, then.)

JANE: He always felt you two had a common tragic upbringing.

JAKE: I know...

JAKE: After that, the insane clown started stowing peanuts around the mansion, tricking little tavvy into eating them!

JAKE: Poor squirt was thrashing throat-first into anaphylactic shock bi-weekly.

JAKE: I epipenned him so many times, i learned needlekind!

JAKE: Worried myself as sick as our boy was, just wishing that nutty nightmare would nix.

JAKE: Then, wham.

JAKE: It did!

JAKE: Thank god!

JANE: I-

JANE: I had no idea.

JAKE: Of course you didnt!

JAKE: You werent there!

JAKE: You might have expelled him into existence with your easy-bake tuna canoe.

JAKE: But i kept him alive!

JAKE: I raised him!

JAKE: Nelsons knickers, half the time it feels like "uncle" fucking gamzee had more hand in his upbringing than you did!

JANE: Oh... my...

JANE: I never... took a second to stop and think...

JANE: I don't remember when he took his first steps.

JANE: Or what his favorite food is.

JANE: I didn't even fucking breast feed him!

DIRK: (Which is fucking crazy, all things considered.)

JANE: I don't... even know what his first word was.

JAKE: It was "honk."

JANE: Jesus Christ.

JANE: He must hate me.

JAKE: Oh, janey...

JANE: It's true.

JANE: Look at the way he acted during the hostage negotiations.

JANE: His life was threatened, and Tavros didn't call out to me once!

JANE: Like he... he knew I had other concerns.

JAKE: Well,

JAKE: You do.

JANE: Do you think I want to?

JANE: I wanted this family!

JANE: I can't help how much goddamn pressure I'm under!

JAKE: Nobody asked you to shoulder any of that.

JAKE: ...Dear.

JANE: I had to!

JANE: The rest of you couldn't be trusted!

JANE: None of you even bothered to graduate high school!

JANE: While you were all being shut-ins, and self-destructing, and fucking... cavorting!!! I was making public appearances.

JANE: Somebody had to represent us, so people wouldn't assume the worst!

JANE: They waited 5000 years for us, and for what? To see there was no plan, no reason, that none of their gods were really on their side.

JANE: I had to become an adult before ANY of you decided to catch up.

JANE: Sigh.

JANE: If Tavros never felt any love from me, it's because I barely had anything left to give.

JANE: No wonder you both left.

JAKE: !!!!!!!

JAKE: Er... im not following.

JANE: Come on, now, Jakey. When you went to go stay with John.

JAKE: Zooks, you knew id skittered away this whole time?

JAKE: And you arent mad?

JAKE: Why?

JANE: Because I love you, you bobo.

JANE: I have loved you since I was 13.

JANE: Sure, going off the map right after my father died was not the kindest timing.

JANE: But you were always going to come back.

JANE: And I mastered forgiving you a long time ago.

JANE: I even forgave you for Dirk.

JAKE: Forgave me for... for being with him?

JANE: What?

JANE: No, I was always an ally first when it came to that.

JANE: What's a... a dalliance between bros, really?

DIRK: (Word.)

JANE: I'm referring to his death.

DIRK: (Oh, what the fuck.)

JANE: Not saying it's all your fault.

DIRK: (Wow.)

JANE: Dirk just never *got* you.

JANE: He thought he could figure you out, make all the right moves, and you'd be happy.

JANE: But people have to want themselves to be happy.

JANE: And the only thing you've ever consistently wanted was to be absolved.

JANE: I understand that now.

JAKE: ... And?

JANE: And I accept you, Jake!

JANE: That's why I have confidence our union will endure forever.

JANE: You release me of all my doubts. And I can't be disappointed by you.

JAKE: Huh...

DIRK: (Hm.)

JANE: I...

JANE: Oh, fucking... pixie sticks.

JANE: I have to leave for the bridge.

JANE: The enemy is moving into position as we speak.

JAKE: Do you...

JAKE: Do you still need that water tested?

JANE: Haha, no.

JANE: I drank it all in my hysterics without even noticing.

JAKE: And youre okay?

JANE: Completely fine! It really was just... water.

JAKE: I had hoped!

JANE: Hoo hoo, thank you. :B

JANE: ...

JANE: Listen, Jake.

JANE: I won't be able to really talk for some time once this whole final battle shebang kicks off, but I need you to know.

JANE: I am sorry.

JANE: For a lot of things.

JANE: I promise.

JANE: I just need you to believe in me a little while longer.

JAKE: Of course janey... of course.

JAKE: I... love you.

JANE: I know, J.

JANE: I know.

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #homestuck^2 act 1 #jake english #jane crocker #dirk strider #page 627 #page 628 #page 629 #page 630 #page 631 #page 632

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eunchancorner · 2 years ago

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Ok this might be a bit out of the ordinary, but bear with me pls. Ler Bob and Lee Kevin. Hear me out! The candy teases and methods Bob could use

‘You taste sweeter than candy’ while nibbling

I guess this could take place where Bob isn’t a murderous cannibal?(This popped in my head and I found it cute I’m sorry)

Feel free to take this as a request if you want. If not, have a good day :D

BIG BRAIN- Oki oki so yea I saw this AU floating around where Bob is more like an uncle or babysitter to Skid and Pump so let’s just say this is that. And he’s also friends with Kevin (and, ofc, Streber) bc yes

Ler Bob, Lee Kevin (Also a bit of Ler Streber and Lee Bob)

Warning: A lot of cussing lmao

Word count: 1092

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Kevin stood from the couch with a slight groan as he heard a knock at the door, leaving the movie he had been watching playing in the background. He walked over to the door of his small apartment, opening it and being scooped into a big, warm hug before he knew what was happening.

Of course, it didn’t take much for him to understand. Him, Bob and Streber had been planning a movie night for some time now and tonight was the fateful night. The movies Kevin had been watching were far less realistic horror movies to help him prepare himself (he seemed to be the only one in this damn town who struggled with watching horror movies) and Streber had gone out to get more candy, knowing how much it’d be appreciated. Kevin would have been working but thankfully he had a day off today, so Streber had gone to the grocery store and wouldn’t be back for a while. And, of course, Bob had offered to make dinner for the night, stopping by the grocery store himself and picking up some steak on the way to Kevin’s place.

Bob had apparently decided to hug him before saying a single word, which was pretty typical for him. After the hug, he set Kevin back on his feet, a grocery bag dangling from his hand that no doubt contained their dinner for the night.

“Kevin, nice to see you again. Where’s your lil’ boyfriend?” he asked, his height allowing him to easily see over his friend and into the otherwise empty apartment.

“He’s out buying candy for us, since we figured with you around, we’d probably need more,” Kevin explained, stepping aside so Bob could come in.

“Aw, c’mon, I don’t eat that much candy!”

“Last year you ate me, Streber’s AND your candy!”

“Can ya blame me? You two weren’t gonna finish it anyway,” he argued as he put the steak in the fridge, before he sat down on the couch, Kevin sitting beside him. He snorted a little at the movie he had put on.

“Is this really what you’re watchin?” he asked, smirking a bit at the small blush he saw rising on his friend’s cheeks.

“Listen, horror movies aren’t my thing, so I’m trying to mentally prepare myself.”

“For what? Shitty CGI and the most fake-lookin props? Trust me, you’re gonna wanna try some real horror movies to steel yourself. This ain’t gonna cut it,” he told him, poking the much shorter man in the forehead. Kevin swatted his hand away, growling slightly.

“If I can’t prepare myself with bad horror movies, how am I gonna prepare at all?” he countered, both nervous and a little fed-up.

“What, you can’t take a little horror? Poor Kevin, are you gonna scream at a little monster?~” Bob teased his tiny (in comparison) friend, making him huff.

“No but… grrr, you’re such an ass,” he complained, attempting (without much success) to shove at the far taller man. Of course, a false offended gasp was the first sign to Kevin that he had fucked up.

“Did you just try to shove me?”

“W-waitwaitwait, Bob, I-I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out!” Kevin panicked, a small smile worming onto his face as he backed into the corner of his couch, already well aware of what his friend had in mind.

“One chance.”

Ok Kevin, don’t fuck this up. DON’T tell him he’s an ass AGAIN out loud. Don’t do it, don’t do it!

“You’re an ass.”

GODDAMMIT.

“Ohohoho, you just fucked up,” Bob stated as though Kevin didn’t already know, grabbing his arm and yanking him closer, pinning him to his chest before using his free hand to claw at his ribs, making the much smaller squeal.

“NAAHAHAHOHOHOHO BOHOHOB! LEHEMME GOHOHO! LEMME GO!” the small ravenette kicked and cackled, pounding his free hand into the chest that entrapped him on one side. He almost hated the way the warmth of his friend’s sweater made him wanna just melt and take it. But at the same time, it tickled so badly and he couldn’t help the instinct to squirm and kick.

“Aw, poor lil candy kid, can’t even take a few tickles?~” the much bigger ravenette teased softly, delighting in the flustered squeal Kevin let out. “Streber must love doin this~”

“SHUHUHUHUT!” said ‘candy kid’ demanded, slamming his hand into Bob’s stomach a little harder than he should have, enough to get him to stop with an “Oof!”

As it slowly loaded into Kevin’s mind what just happened, he looked up at his friend.

Oh fuck.

“Alright that’s fucken IT!”

Before he knew what was happening, the world was moving fast around him and suddenly he was staring at the ceiling, his shirt pulled up past his belly and a certain huge friend playfully nibbling at the exposed tum. He squealed and kicked and pushed at his friend’s head, cackles once again flowing from his lips at just how much it tickled, and Bob’s slight little beard and stupidly fluffy hair only made his situation worse!

“BAHAHAHAB! AHAHA I’M SAHAHAHAREEHEHEHEHE!! PLEHEHEHEASE!” he begged fruitlessly.

“Mmmm” Bob rumbled against his belly, making him squeal brightly yet again, “I might not need that candy, you’re even sweeter~”

“PLEHEHEHEASE!! IHIT TIHIHICKLES SOHOHO BAHAHAD!!”

“Promise to stop callin me an ass and then hurtin me?”

“YEHEHEHES! I PROHOHOHOMIHIHISE!!”

“You sure?~”

“BOHOHOHOHOB!!”

“Fine, fine,” the taller finally let up, laying the smol candy store worker on the couch and getting up to make dinner. Kevin tried his best to regain composure, wiping away tears of mirth, trying to quiet his giggles and will away blush, and letting the tingles in his belly subside. Only a few seconds after Bob left, he heard the door open and that familiar voice.

“Baby, I’m hooome! I got pl- uhh… Did Bob do this?” Streber asked as he saw what had become of his poor, ticklish boyfriend, who nodded tiredly.

“Of course he did. Stay here, guard this, I’ll be back in a few seconds!” he instructed him as he handed him the candy and kissed his forehead before he went into the kitchen.

“Bob! What have I told you about tickling my boyfriend!?” a falsely enraged yell came from the kitchen, one that definitely belonged to Kevin’s dear lover.

“What- wait- S-Streber, I’m cookin STREBER NOHOHO!!” Of course, Kev was never gonna warn Bob of exactly how much revenge he was gonna get. That was for him and him alone to find out.

Though it was fun to listen to.

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Ah, beautiful bois. Also dw about Kevin, they ended up watching action comedies.

#eun writes #sm #spooky month #sm tickles #spooky month tickles #sm kevin #spooky month kevin #sm streber #spooky month streber #sm bob #sm bob velseb #spooky month bob #spooky month bob velseb #bob velseb #ler!bob #lee!kevin #ticklish!kevin

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hymnoire · 10 months ago

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♣ + gaya and evan tbh

Gaya and Evan, Buenos Aires, Summer 2024.

A secret polyamorous relationship : they don't really fit the expectations their families have for them. Evan doesn't want to walk into the steps his father. Gaya neither, she wants to stand on her own. Money, power, heritage, get married, have kids : that's not for them. Are we ... Deviant? Or are we like, fucked up? Like there's no way out for us? It takes a little bit of exploring and questionning for Gaya to understand that she only feels good with her lovers. Evan, he's so free and she becomes a little more free when she's with him. It turns me on when I watch you kiss him. Do it again. She whispers to him with eyes she only gives to them, the lobe of his ear in between her teeth. What we do here, they can never know.

Send me ♣ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

Who is the better dancer?

Evan is the better dancer, especially due to his hispanic heritage and being a stuntman as well. He is naturally at ease in his body, fast on his feet, comfortable. He makes fun of Gaya for how stiff her dancing is : waltz is so boring. In the summer in South America, they dance on the beach. Gaya moves well, too well, she is suave and moves her hips perfectly to the rythm. "When did you get this good?" He questions. " Maybe I've been taking classes behind your back to outdance you and well, prove you wrong." She says wrapping her arms around his neck, pulling him closer. "God you're a maniac." He says. " Mmmm I knowww." She with a grin as she kisses him.

Who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more?

Evan likes the outdoors more, in fact he's constantly : in the outdoors! If his skin is used to the sun and he gets this beautiful tan that Gaya likes a lot - Gaya on the other hand has a very sensitive skin and often wears caps whenever outside with him to protect it. Gaya enjoys the indoors more so she can have all the privacy she needs when its just them.

Who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person?

They both a dog person. Evan is confortable around them and they are comfortable around him as well. Gaya is into big dogs, the Kangs have many dogs they go hunting with. Yes, she likes Big Scary Dogs (grrr) - but often ends up with Navi snoozing on her thighs, that's Evan's bunny.

Who’s more social?

Evan is definitly more social, in fact during gatherings, people naturally go to him to talk to him. Gaya does have her fair share of handshakes due to her being the Kang heiress but conversations with her turn shorter. "Ugh I feel... Silly caring about that but. People don't really like me, right? I can tell. I feel out of place, sometimes. You're just so good at this - I'm not." She would confide in him. "Nonsense. Come on." He would tell her while bringing her into conversations with him, helping her feel more comfortable.

Who makes the bed every morning?

Housekeepers would usually make the beds but since their relationship stays away from the public eye, Gaya takes care of it and she tidies the room.

Who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm?

Evan likes the house warm as he lived in warm places meanwhile Gaya never turns up the heater. She complains a lot about it at first, Evan turning the heater on all the time : "Ugh WHY is it a Billion degrees in here? EVAN? EVAN?!" Yes she is annoying but she soon understands with the room being this hot, he walks around shirtless which is one of her favorite views. "Yeah you know what, Nevermind~"

Who takes longer getting ready?

They get ready together but they always end up getting distracted, sometimes they even mess around a bit while undresssing each other so it takes literally forever to get ready.

Who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones?

Evan being curious and talkative often talks during movies no matter what genre it is, questions regarding cinema in general or the themes picked in the movie, or theories - Which Gaya loves and replies to all the time, they can have endless passionnate debates while matching a movie which would annoy anybody watching it with them : " Can. You. Both. Shut the fuck up." Their friends would say.

Who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it?

None of them scream.

Who is more technology challenged?

None.

Who would be more likely to burn something in the kitchen?

Gaya does not know how to cook to save her life. However, the less they let help and housekeepers interfere into their lives as they want their privacy the more she watches Evan cook for them in the kitchen. "Can you stir that for me?" He asks when taking care of something else yet when he returns 5 minutes later : it's half burned. "IT WAS JUST A STIR GAYA-"

"YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THE SPEED NOR THE DIRECTION OF THE ROTATION OF THE STIR- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THAT??"

Who talks in their sleep?

Gaya talks into her sleep and it's usually very concerning, death threats towards everyone she knows. Evan listens, well, concerned but perhaps as long as she doesn' say his name it's fine......

Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

None? It's not hard to close the goddamn toothpaste.

Who likes getting dressed up more?

They both don't necessarily overthink the way they dress nor are addicted to clothes and appearances in general. But hey obviously both have their own styles and the effortless vibe to carry it.

Who’s better at tying ties?

Gaya takes care of tying Evan's ties whenever he wears one for a formal event, she likes doing so. They often chat when she does.

Who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone?

They once recorded an answering machine message when being completely wasted and they 100% forgot about it until someone who called tell them. "Guys... About the answering message on both of your phones... What was that about?" And they suddenly remember they did That. "Fuck-" "Ok so for how long..."

Who’s better at planning romantic things?

Evan is. He doesn't necessarily plan "things". Him being spontaneous actually simply lead them to share simple times together in places that happen to be romantic : on a roof, in the grass, after a long drive, in a foreign country, on a beach. He cannot stay still and so whenever she follows him, adventures naturally follow and it does feel romantic.

Who takes up more space in the closet?

They both take so much space in the closet due to the tons of clothes they receive from brands. Also Evan's clothes are a little more fun than Gaya's who mostly wears woman suits, a lot of black and white even though she has pretty dresses. Sometimes she would grab one of his shirts to lounge in them. She looks a little more gentle , a little solfter when she wears his colors.

Who has more of a sweet tooth?

Gaya has a sweet tooth but doesn't admit it so whenever he happens to order a piece of cake or whatever, she pretends she wants to "taste" but ends up eating all of it.

Who drinks more often?

They both drink often as they often celebrate or often attend events and gatherings. They also have parties on their own, in their hotel rooms for example and like to get tipsy and have fun.

Who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation?

Evan is. Which causes Gaya to tell him to Be Serious. Gaya is Oh so serious however, he clearly has a positive impact on her which causes her to laugh as well when he starts laughing. So in the end, it's both of them laughing.

#龍 : 𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐚. / the heiress.#FIRST OF ALL #THANK YOU FOR SENDING #SECOND OF ALL I'm into them hihihihihihi #LIKE #Gaya is a cool girl - BUT. Shes sooo stuck up when trapped in her family duties it's suffocating her and turning her inner light off #So with Evan she's a little bit more like Fuck It and free #Out of her shell #He's out of the boxes #She wants to be out of the boxes with him #LOVE THEM #As usual I threw hcs and dialogues because i love doing so - no godmod intentions just having fun feel free to tell me if I misused things<

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princesshillaryellaworld25 · 11 months ago

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Preview for end of Chapter 9: Preparation for battle

Fanzo: Hey guys! Look who I have~

Sick BF: HELP ME!

ALL: Sick Boyfriend!

Layla: Heh Heh, Looks Like you're out numbered!

Sick GF: Grrr you little...

NPC: Uhhh Sick Girlfriend, I think you should calm down....

Layla: C'mon Sick Girlfriend, Aren't you gonna save your ex-boyfriend or you're just gonna let him get killed?~

Sick Chris: Sis, Don't do it, they're trying to trick you!

Sick BF: Sick Girlfriend! Don't do it!

Fanzo: *has a knife at Sick Boyfriend's thorat* Aren't you gonna save him?

Freund.XML: *cocks gun* Let him go, you two!

Layla: Ah, Ah, Ah, I wouldn't do that if I were you~ Wouldn't want your friend to get his throat slit, do you?

Sick GF: You little....*she was turning red with anger*

SPC: Sick Girlfriend, don't do it!

Sick GF: *angrily* YOU ASSHOLES!

ALL: Sick Girlfriend no!

Sick Girlfriend was about to charge at Layla but Layla took the upper hand and knocked her out with a baseball bat.

Sick Chris: No!

Sick Girl: Big sis!

Yuki: You bastard!

Layla: Ha! Take that!

Fanzo: Good job sis, Let's take these two with us.

Layla: heh Alright, *picks up Sick Girlfriend by the legs* Sorry to cut things short but we'll be taking our leave now~

Sick BF: Guys!

Fanzo: *covers Sick Boyfriend's mouth*, If you want the rest of your friends back, meet us at Sapphire city garden.

Yuki: You little.....

Freundin: You two won't get away with this!

Layla: Oh but we will~ See ya!

SPC: HEY WAI-

Layla and Fanzo teleported away with Sick Girlfriend and Sick Boyfriend.

Sick Girl: *crying* No, Big sis!

Nan P: Shhh there there, it's gonna be okay....

David: Crap! This is bad!

Noah: Now what are we going to do?!

Freund: We gotta rescue them!

Sick Chris: But how?! We don't know where they went!

Freundin: I know where.

Everyone looked at Freundin.

Sick Chris: You do?

Bubble Soda: Where?

Freundin: Fanzo told us to meet them at Sapphire city garden, that's their new location.

SPC: B-But what if it's another trap?

Freundin: Oh don't worry, I have a backup plan...

Noah Files: You do?

Freundin: Yes, you see....*whispers*

ALL: Ohhh....

Freund: Execellent plan~

Freundin: Thank you.

David Flu: Well what are we waiting for guys? Let's go save our friends!

All: Yeah!

They all got into the car to drove to Sapphire city.

This is the final preview for Chapter 9 of Psycho ex Arc and then the final chapter, so stay tuned.

#friday night funkin #fnf spongebob parodies #scriptwriting #psycho ex arc #almost final chapter

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lightvsdark18 · 2 years ago

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Some responses to voicelines (Kalim)

What kind of shenanigans do we have planned today? I'm down for anything...as long as it doesn't incur Jamil's wrath.

That's if he finds out.

We've known each other a while now, huh? But there's still so much I want to learn about you, and so much I want you to learn about me. No need to spell that out, I guess... Ha ha.

If you ever need anything, don't be shy - just say the word. I'll drop everything and come running.

I appreciate that.

After everything you've done for me, I owe it to you not to let you down!

Let's do our best, Kalim.

I'm having a blast every day. It wouldn't be this fun without you around, so thanks!

Same here, Kalim. You're great to be around.

School Uniform

Ooh, you should come listen to the Pop Music Club perform. What kind of songs do you like?

I like a lot of different types of music, so it's hard to pinpoint only one.

I was kidnapped as a kid more times than I can count on two hands. It takes a lot to scare me.

("I'm very worried about you.")

Is anything bothering you? You can always lean on me. I'm used to looking after younger people anyway.

Kalim, I'm older than you by... Seven years. But I do appreciate the thought.

P.E. Uniform

If we're all done here, want to drop by my dorm? There's tea.

Is it iced tea?

I'll hold off on horsing around the way I do with my brothers...unless you want that, of course.

I'm good.

Which are you better at: dancing or singing? We can do whichever one you prefer together.

I suck at both, so I don't know.

If you're ever feeling indecisive, just do something! There's no need to make tough choices if you do everything you want!

I don't know about that advice.

Ah, your PE clothes are dirty. Are you sure you don't want to buy a new set?

Nah, I'm just steal a new set in the pile of clothes Crowley has. Just have to find it.

Ooh, you've done it now... Payback time! You're not getting away! Aha ha!

(dramatic) Oh no.

Labwear

You should drop by Scarabia Dorm more often. You're welcome there anytime, you know!

Do you cook at all?

At the moment, no. I have no stove or oven.

Ceremonial Robes

I'm pretty bad at eye makeup... Somehow, I think you'd be better at it.

What do you mean "somehow"?

You should visit my family home sometime. Oh, the hijinks we could get up to!

Yeah!

Dorm Uniform

How would you like to go with me on a magic carpet ride?

:/ I want to say yes, but a part of me is scared to fly.

I want everybody in the dorm to be like one big happy family. Jamil and I are basically brothers as it is! The more family the merrier, right?

Yeahh. ("I don't think Jamil shares the same sentiment.")

Welcome! Allow me to give you the grand tour. Where to first? Ooh, we could start with a camelback stroll through the desert outside.

Camelback stroll?

Say, can I feed Grim some treats?

Only if I get some in return. I'm hungry, man.

Mind if I bend your ear about my troubles sometime? Let's see... Hmm... Actually, never mind, my life is great! Ha ha!

*presses X to doubt*

You've been laughing a lot lately, like you're having a blast. No, no, that's a good thing! I love seeing you smile!

Gala Couture

I'm sure fairy parties are a blast! Don't worry, I'm right here with you. No need to be nervous.

("I don't feel less nervous after hearing that.")

You should dress up, too. It's more fun to pretend we're all fairies together, right?

I guess.

Don't you think this outfit would look better with more jewels?

Hmm, maybe.

Halloween

Grrr... My body twitches every time I see the full moon. If you hear any howling, you'd better watch your back.

*makes a noise in her throat in a form of a laugh*

Don't you think it would be so much more fun if Cater and Lilia from the Pop Music Club put on a concert in costume with me?

Probably.

#twisted wonderland #twst voicelines #kalim al asim

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tiger-in-the-flightdeck · 1 year ago

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Die the salty ask game, if I may: 5, 6, 14 and 19

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?: I can't think of an- *War flashbacks, with screams of TJLC echoing in my ears* Sorry, what was that?

No, but seriously, yes. Absolutely. I used to loooove JohnLock. But then a really vocal -and aggressive- part of that fandom started targeting writers who didn't write them exactly the way they wanted. I was one of those people who got a target on my back because I didn't write John as a fluffy uwu bamf who has never done anything wrong in his life. I made the mistake of -Gasp!- writing him canon-accurate! Anyway, after about a year of abuse, I said screw it, stopped writing for the Sherlock fandom entirely, and you have no idea how much better it feels. That same creepy contingency bounced from Sherlock to a few other big fandoms and did the exact same thing, but thankfully haven't gotten a foot hold into the ones I'm part of now.

Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?* Already answered this one!

Unpopular opinion about your fandom?: Hmm... Let's go through the ones I'm most active in.

BatFam: Tim and Jason are each other's favourites. I will die on this hill.

Outlaws: A good 50% of the reason why JoyFire works so well is because neither Roy nor Jay could top someone without Kori there to hold their hands and give encouragement.

SuperFam: Conner Kent deserves 162% more love.

Justice League: Oliver Queen is nowhere near as interesting a character as anyone thinks he is, and he doesn't deserve Dinah or Roy. JLI Martian Manhunter is the best Martian Manhunter. Wonder Woman stories written by horny men are some of the most boring comics ever.

Young Justice: The 2019 comic was good, dammit.

DCU in general: Giving Apollo and Midnighter backstories featuring actual identities was a stupid decision that rivals splitting them up and implying that Midnighter would have affairs. I refuse to acknowledge any canon that features this crap. Lian being 'Shoes' is both dumb and boring. Geoff Johns should be given an intense electrical shock every time he thinks about writing a teenage girl.

Venom (Yes, I enjoy things outside of DC!!): We need to be considerably hornier. I know, I know, we're already one of the horniest fandoms, but we can do better.

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?: Not the fandoms themselves, but the source materials- Retconning. I hate it. When it's something being retconned from like forty-five years ago, that's fine. My issue is when a new writer takes over a title and almost immediately changes what was canon before. My biggest grrr for this is when a writer took over Venom and proceeded to completely rewrite the love story to turn it into a gaslit disaster and pretended it had always been that way.

#tiger talks

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gloriabomfim · 1 year ago

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The Roachy Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Title: "The Roachy Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"

[The scene opens in Oggy's kitchen. Oggy is peacefully preparing a sandwich when he hears a knock at the door. He goes to open it and is surprised to find a wolf standing there, or so it seems.]

Oggy: (Startled) Oh my goodness, a wolf at my door?

[The wolf, disguised Joey, tries to look fierce.]

Wolf (Joey): Grrr… I'm a big, bad wolf! Let me in!

Oggy: (Confused) Wait a minute… You don't look like a wolf I've ever seen before.

[Joey's disguise isn't very convincing, as he still looks like a pink and purple cockroach.]

Wolf (Joey): (Nervous chuckle) Well, you see, I'm a… special kind of wolf. Very rare.

Oggy: (Skeptical) Really? You look more like a roach in a wolf's costume.

[Joey's eyes shift nervously.]

Wolf (Joey): (Trying to sound convincing) No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! I'm just a misunderstood wolf looking for some food.

Oggy: (Amused) Food? Well, I do have some cheese in the fridge, but I don't think wolves eat cheese.

[Joey, in his wolf disguise, starts to sweat.]

Wolf (Joey): (Desperate) Cheese? Yes, yes! That's exactly what wolves eat! Please, give me some cheese!

[Oggy goes to the fridge and hands Joey a piece of cheese.]

Oggy: (Chuckling) Here you go, Mr. Wolf.

[Joey, still in his wolf disguise, takes the cheese and starts nibbling on it awkwardly.]

Wolf (Joey): (Munching) Mmm, delicious cheese. Just what this wolf needed.

[Oggy can't help but laugh at the ridiculous sight.]

Oggy: (Laughing) You know, you're the silliest wolf I've ever met.

[Joey, unable to keep up the act any longer, removes his wolf mask, revealing his cockroach face.]

Joey: (Sheepish) Okay, you got me. I'm not really a wolf. I'm Joey the cockroach.

Oggy: (Laughing) I knew it! What's with the wolf disguise, Joey?

Joey: (Grinning) Well, I thought I'd try something different for a change. But I guess I need to work on my disguises.

[Oggy and Joey both share a good laugh, and Oggy offers him some real roach-sized snacks.]

Oggy: (Friendly) How about we enjoy some snacks together, Joey, without any disguises?

Joey: (Happily) Sounds great, Oggy! Let's dig in!

[They both sit down, enjoying their snacks, as Joey's failed wolf disguise lies on the floor, reminding them of this hilarious encounter.]

[End of the funny encounter between Oggy and Joey, the not-so-convincing wolf.]

#oggy and the cockroaches

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falcor-thee-luck-dragon · 4 years ago

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Rainy Afternoon- Klaus Hargreeves x reader

Summary: It’s supposed to be movie night, though Klaus always seems to change that in one way or another.

Warning: fluff, smut mentions

Masterlist

Klaus gently grabbed your shoulders, his face inches from yours as he looks deeply into your eyes, “We’re watching Twilight.” He says softly in the most gentle and sweetest of voices, like he telling you he loves you for the first time or something of the sort.

You let out an amused snort, “No, we are not.” The words leaving your lips bluntly and with as much enthusiasm as a stick.

Laying sprawled out on yours and Klaus’ shared apartment bed, your eyes trailing over the chipped white ceiling as your cuddly man hugs your torso. You couldn’t feel happier or more loved right now in this very moment while a storm rages against the window.

It’s about three in the afternoon and the clouds don’t seem to want to move, nor does the sky appear to remain keen on halting its assault of never ending water droplets onto the city below. But that’s all well and fine with you and Klaus on this lazy Thursday.

So far the two of you have half successfully baked a chocolate cake and eaten mostly all of it for your breakfast/lunch like the health conscious adults you are. Then for almost two hours you both danced around the apartment like wild hoodlums, making sure to push all the furniture aside for safety and to better show off your fantastical dancing skills. After that rush of excitement and heavy physical activity, you both stuck your heads out the window to let the soft pattering of the rain cool you two off.

Once that was done, Klaus dragged your bum to the bedroom for some kisses and a needed cuddle session now resulting in the two of you laying in your casual positioning for the time being. The only sounds to be heard is the pouring of the rain outside and Klaus’ dramatic sighing he does when he wants your attention.

Though you’re trying to ignore it just to fuck with him, even so, it appears your man will not let the room stay in a peaceful quietness. With Klaus. Never.

“What if we had tails?” Randomly questions Klaus, the feel of his hard chin digging into your rips as he tries to look up at you for an answer.

Tilting your head down ever so slightly to meet his emerald gaze you smirk, “What if you shut the fuck up?”

Abruptly lifting himself off of you, you’re left slightly colder as his face feigns offense, “Rude.” He tisks in disapproval, “Y/N you kiss me with that mouth.” He giggles, moving to hover over you, both of his muscular arms to either side of your face.

Looking up into his green irises you can’t help the love struck smile that tugs at the corners of your lips, “You’re one to talk considering yesterday I was making you say a whole lot worse while we were...”

Suddenly his lips are on yours and the slight chill you might have once had is gone in an instant. He’s warm and welcoming as always, letting this moment take its sweet time as he slowly lowers himself flush against you.

Feeling the full weight of Klaus is a solid blessing, he’s warm and enough to cover your smaller frame which is always nice. Soon he’s caressing your hair as his legs fall on the mattress in between your thighs while he continues to move gently against your lips.

All to soon Klaus pulls away, resting his elbows against the bed as he stares deeply into your beaming gaze and almost swollen lips from the swiftly pleasant previous events. His hair is a usual mess, dark brown locks throwing themselves every which way. His unkempt mane is slightly longer then normal but you’re not complaining, gives you something to tug when you’re getting rawed into the mattress.

Without a second to spare he leans down to press a sweet kiss upon your lips before pulling away just as quickly, a mischievous glimmer to his eye that sends an electric bolt of excitement into your body.

Letting your finger tips lightly drag down the side of his handsome features, he closes his eyes as you smile, “I know that look. What do you have in mind we do next?”

Opening his eyes once more, he kisses your cheek, “Oh I have something very intriguing swirling through this wonderland.” He quips, ever so slightly pressing into you as he pecks the corner of your lips.

“Klaus.” You halfheartedly warn, “You’re treading on some very dangerous territory my love, are you even prepared?” You purr, sending shivers down his naked spine as you drag your nails gently down his back, causing the man to close his eyes in pleasure. “You are weak to my power.”

Leaning his head against yours, Klaus tugs at a small lock of your hair, “Y/N. You have no fucking idea.” He mutters lowly, oh you got him now.

“You are nothing but a simple weary traveler who’ve lost their way in the storm.” You whisper, “Wandering, lonely, desperate...”

“Y/N.” He warns, though there is no real threat that could make you fall back in fear, Klaus loves when you act like this. God you’ve got him by a string.

“A man alone is no way to live in this world. It’s a fortunate thing I have found you then, and taken you into my castle.” Your words are soft and sensual as your body begins to press up into his growing member, “Now look at us, how far things have gone from when I found you alone in the woods. Now you’re tiny and desperately in need of being touched.”

“Oh lord.” Mumbles Klaus as you tug at his tiny neon boxers, your lips dancing across his cheeks the whole time.

——

Panting from Klaus’ persistent love making capabilities that’s left you sweaty and slightly sore in more areas then your thighs. You take a deep satisfied breath, body nude and hot as you lay against the beds soft blankets, listening to the pitter patter of rain against the window.

Klaus is a sight to behold, with his hair a wild jungle and his body absolutely glistening in the neon lights of your room. He lays on his back next to you, eyes closed as his face reveals a big dumb smile blessing his handsome features for you and only you to enjoy.

His naked chest rises and falls in repetitive slow waves as he keeps a single hand protectively against your wrist that’s closest to him. You can tell he’s spent, giving all of himself to you in many positions and various places throughout the room is no easy feat. But you’re worth everything to him.

You blink up at the ceiling, immensely enjoying the feeling of being naked and completely vulnerable to the world in this very moment. Though the prying eyes of the universe isn’t a huge problem right now, you’re just grateful to have someone like Klaus who absolutely worships you.

He’s never made you feel like shit, never judged you, let you down when you needed him most, or mocked you for anything. He’s always made sure to keep you close and to never let his addictions get in the way of your love and deep friendship. Sure he’s struggled, but you’ve always been there to reach out a hand when he stumbles.

And for that he owes you everything, possibly even his life. Though he’d never want to fully admit that, he’s still a bit stubborn in those areas. But without a doubt he has always shown you how much you mean to him, and that means more to you then anything in the whole wide world.

Gently tapping your wrist, Klaus stirs from beside you, “Y/N.” He whispers, causing you to turn your attention over to him.

“Yes?” You whisper back, eyes trailing from his lips over to his emerald eyes.

He breaks out into a cute little smile when your gaze meet, “I’m hungry.”

“Me too.” You confirm, shifting yourself on the bed so that you’re now laying on your stomach facing Klaus, “I have a fantastic idea and it involves you going to get us something to eat.”

“Blah.” Complains Klaus with a pout, “Can’t we just order gummy worms? Oh, some of that Thai from Fifth Avenue?”

Shaking your head you chuckle, “I’m afraid not, they don’t serve gelatin sour candy or have delivery.”

“Tragic.”

“Well....we could go on a heist to the 7 eleven, you wanna join me?” You ask while gently twirling his hair with your fingers as he thinks of an excuse or hopefully a more positive answer.

“Ugh but the rain.” Whines your man as he throws his arm up to point dramatically at the window before it falls back onto the bed with a thwump sound. “Why do humans need to eat?”

Leaning your head down, you gently kiss his lips for a few moments to silence his dull excuses before pulling away once more, “Why do humans need to fuck?” You whisper to him in the darkly lit room as rain continues to softly patters against the glass.

Raising a brow, you watch as his lips shift into a grin, “Fair point my dear. Fair point.” He mumbles while reaching a hand up to press your lips against his once more. He tastes so sweet and delicious, but alas your stomach growls in defiance as it complains of your hunger.

Tugging on his hair, you lift your head up to give him a half annoyed look, “Stop kissing me. We need to eat something and the fridge is empty.”

Smiling cheekily he softly caresses your skin, “Why can’t I just eat you instead? I know how absolutely scrumptious you are.” Sweet talks Klaus in that compellingly sly voice of his that absolutely drives you wild.

Biting your bottom lip, you contemplate taking him up on that implied offer just as another pang of hunger curls in your body. “I’m thinking cheap frozen pizza. How about you hot-stuff? And anyways, what else you got going on?”

“Showing my girlfriend how much I love her on this fine day?”

“I like it, but wrong answer.” You reply with a smirk, “Now come on, let’s get some food so we can come back here and be lazy again.”

Klaus rolls his eyes, “Grrr fine. But only because I love you.”

#klaus hargreeves imagine #klaus hargreeves x you #klaus hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves #tua imagine #the umbrella academy x you #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy

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eremiie · 4 years ago

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Hey! I really like your blog ☺️ Eren with long hair is something right?? Anyway can you do headcanons with Jealous Eren? ☺️☺️☺️ pleaseeee

jealous eren headcanons;

❥ hi thank you so much, i’m so glad you like it, i’m having a lot of fun up here hehe. of course long hair eren is a thing also😏!!

sfw...

eren’s jealousy stems from an inferior feeling, so he wouldn’t necessarily feel jealous if you were speaking to armin because he feels “superior” to armin (don’t do too much though, he will get jealous as well), but if it’s levi, jean, reiner, etc... he gets a little envious...

it gives him a sense of “oh no, they might say ____ or, what if they say _____ to you and you might now want to date him anymore?” , he gets worrisome and anxious even with all the reassurance in the world

he might do things like;

rush over & ask what’s going on, it might be a little embarrassing on your part but don’t get mad at him!! give him some words of affirmation later<3

put his arm around you, pull you into his lap, hold your hand, any sense of physical contact that’ll relax him in the slightest, especially if you reciprocate & do the same back

now let’s say you don’t get the hint and continue talking, or you don’t really give him the attention he wants (he’s a baby🙄), he’ll start getting a lil angry...

i mean he might storm over and start pulling you away with no explanation yet because he’s pretty heated, or start insulting the other person to make them look bad in front of you (he’d probably only do this with jean though LMAO)

and when you ask him why was he doing all that he’ll struggle to tell you he was jealous

“eren, what the fuck was all that for?”

“because... because.. i-, i didn’t like the way they were looking at you...”

yes he’d make up some corny shit like that just to not mention that he was jealous, he’ll tell you eventually but probably when he’s calmer & knows you won’t take it the completely wrong way

in the end whether there’s an argument or not you’ll usually come to a mutual understanding, try letting him know to be more expressive with his feelings & reassure him with words that you’re not going anywhere, cause all he wants to know is he’s not losing his lil baby. give him lots of kisses and hugs, he needs it!!

nsfw...

we all know eren is a hothead, just very... grrr all the time, he definently would also take out his anger on you (& the other person in a way???) by having some angry sex w you too

the whole time he’s thinking about how it’s him fucking you and not them how you’re screaming his name and not theirs, it’s a big ego boost for the boy, and definitely helping him feel WAY better about himself

and he’s mad at you too, so expect shit like; “could ___ ever make you feel this good, huh?”, and watch your next words because i promise you he’s gonna tear you up LMFAO

definitely gonna do things like orgasm denial, edging, choking, all of the dirty stuff🧎🏾‍♀️

i mean he’s going all out, and he’s not gonna stop until he’s satisfied, until your eyes are rolled to the back of your head and his cum is leaking out of you and tears are running down your cheeks, whewwww

he’s gonna fuck you up. but it makes him feel better so afterwards he’ll probably be really sweet and clean you up then explain everything to you and just cling onto you, tell you how much you mean to him and he doesn’t want to lose you.

you might be like ???? cause it’s all so sudden but think long and hard and just give into his emotions, and hey; at least you got a good fucking in, right?

#eren jaeger x reader #eren x reader #eren yeager x reader #eren jaeger #attack on titan #eren headcanons #eren jeager #eren yaeger x reader #eren jaeger smut

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gregoftom · 1 year ago

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#THIS SCENE MAKES ME WANT TO EAT DIRT BGVJDFKGHDJFKGHDRK#BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN GREG HAS FULLY ACCEPTED THAT TOM HAS CONTROL OVER HIM (AND LOVES HIM BUT WHATEVER)#AND!! HE RECIPROCATES!!!!#I WILL *NEVER* GET OVER THE FACT THAT AT THE END OF S3 AND ALL OF S4 (so far to my knowledge etc.) GREG HAS THE SAME FEELINGS OF AFFECTION#ND ATTRACTION AND LOVE THAT TOM FEELS TOWARDS HIM cos theyre fucking marrieddddd figurativelyyyyyy#(also i know the nickname was a sweet type thing but ngl it caught me by surprise lmao)#THEM <3333333#and nOW IM GONNA GO ON A HADES/PERSEPHONE TOMGREG COMPARISON THING :D

YEAH!!!! YEAH WE ARE OF ONE MIND BECAUSE I THINK THIS WAS A BIG TURNING POINT WRT TO GREG @ TOM LIKE. i think he Did have feelings for tom before but THIS is the point he’s like oh! he means it! he really does care for me! and he’s right! he IS the only one who has looked after me! and so he gives his soul over to tom. and he DOES reciprocate those feelings, you’re right! you’ll see, oh you will see. they ARE because greg repeatedly treats their relationship as spousal and fulfils the duties of a loyal spouse like supporting tom, making sure he gets his basic needs met, following his requests [IMPORTANT note here; for one thing, he originally says he’ll do something else, and then decides to do what tom asks later, meaning he chose to follow a request of tom’s completely because he wanted to] not to mention this specific scene, idk if you’ve seen me say already or my post comparing it to the conversation between connor and willa, mirrors connor asking if willa really wants to go through with it, if it’s about the comfort, and she is honest and says yes she likes the money and security, but she’s also happy. content. she likes being with connor as well. but there’s something similar in that of sort of, giving up her soul for the capitalistic wealth. i’ll just give you this screencap, just. just look at it. [also conwilla are so cute wtf he’s so scared of losing her and insecure GRRR IF ONLY TG WERE AS HONEST IN THIS DEPARTMENT AS THEY ARE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE!!! TOM TAKE NOTES FROM YOUR PARALLEL, CONNOR]

anyway.

IT CAUGHT ME TOO LMAO just DROPPING the sporus on us?! when i first watched this scene i went insane when he just. Said That. tom!!!! AND OH MY GOOOOD HADES AND PERSEPHONEEEE OHHHGG YES YAEHAEYashaye heyahe ayshay yeah yeaha sysayeah yeahs syeaha !!!!!!! eyaH!!!!!!!!! we shake hands very heavily. i didn’t know this but there’s a version of the story where hades is struck by cupid’s arrow and falls in love with persephone at first sight, and by TALOS if that isn’t THEM [we know tom is crazy about greg as soon as he meets himmmmmmm ughgfdfgmdfgd]

waiT HOLD ON WAITWAITWAIT HOLD ON

AM I CRAZY OR

(oh and also)

ALL THE MYTHOLOGY REFERENCES EVERYWHERE IM GONNA BE SICK BFDKJGHRDKTYERHKYGHKJHDTKJ

GWAHHHH NORTS!!!! [i hope it’s ok i call u that ❤️ if not feel free to tell me how to refer to u!] NO MORE THAN ANY OF US YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE i mean i’ve seen the ring mentioned before BUT not in this context oh my god??!?! this scene is my fucking LIFE and i will never EVER get over it and the references to sporus and nero like god. god.

#tomgreg #THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO #i'm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsfshfdnrgjergg

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binunus · 4 years ago

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college bf!eunwoo

a/n I LOVE HIM !! I WOULD LITERALLY RISK IT ALL FOR HIM !! also rip to the disappointing hookup experience I had that made an appearance in this headcanon...yes I’m still angry about it.

→ pairing: eunwoo x f!reader

→ genre: smut, fluff, fwb to lovers

→ tw: hookup culture, mentions of drinking and drug use, implied almost SA, this is a bit heavy compared to the other ones like please be a cautious a little when you’re reading this

→ word count: 5.6k

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here we go ladies and gents

i had something completely different planned for this

and it was super angsty and dramatic

but i had a monumental experience last night so I’m changing this up

and okay okay

i usually try to write all my stuff gender neutral but bc of the idea I have for some of this plot, it’s gonna be a female reader

im sorry to all my male identifying loves :(

and back to our regularly scheduled program

cha motherfuckin eunwoo

lee fuckin dongmin

he doesn’t go by dongmin, he prefers to go by eunwoo, only his family calls him dongmin

as soon as he stepped foot into the university, everyone knew him

and I mean everyone

he’s so attractive

but don’t get it twisted, eunwoo’s the humblest, sweetest bean

he gets very embarrassed when people compliment him for his looks

applied for random roommates his first year and got paired up with swimmer!bin

he and bin become besties and end up rooming together their entire college career

major: music performance, specialty in piano

most people (besides those in the music department or astro) would have never thought eunwoo was a music major, especially since he was incredibly smart and athletic too???

usually gets mistaken for a STEM major

often helps the boys (especially rocky and sanha) with their studies

and oof when he tries out for–and makes it into–the basketball team

everyone ???? floored

eunwoo has game on the court...now with dating??? eh not so much

(at least not sober shh)

he’s tried dating before, at least in the first year or so

the basketball team kept trying to set him up with people

but it never got anywhere substantial and eunwoo always trusted astro to really give the vibe check and no one ever passed

and so he settled for hookup culture every now and then

his emotions are guarded :’(

yes he’s very easy to talk to and always so nice and well mannered

but he’s only himself with astro

now, where do you come into this???

you’re a cheerleader

you and eunwoo know each other by association

you cheer for his home games, you’ve been in a couple of classes together, you’ve seen each other at parties

but would you call yourselves friends?? not really

now you know it’s highly unlikely for you to have a lasting boyfriend in college, especially with your affiliation as a cheerleader, so you also opt for hookup culture

less messy feelings, less drama, less commitment, all that fun

so the first time your paths really intertwine with eunwoo is at a party

the basketball team won a big game and they were out celebrating yuh

and ofc since it’s his team, eunwoo popped out

he only really attends parties hosted by the basketball team bc he feels a bit obligated to go LOL but he always brings swimmer!bin for support

and it’s chill bc bin is also an athlete–yes it’s exclusive like that

but this time, bin couldn’t go so it’s just eunwoo hanging with his team

and yes, you can guess it, you and him get partnered up to play beer pong together!

that’s so cliche omg

but ah ha you hear your opponent, one of eunwoo’s teammates say to one of your fellow cheerleaders: don’t worry baby, I’ll carry you through this game

and you cringed a little ugh men

eunwoo turns to you like: ah sorry if we lose, it’s all luck with me. The guys usually pick to play me bc I’ll probably lose. I’ll drink the cups for you though if you want me to.

you get a little fired up, like aw why do they pick on him that’s not fair

you: well I’m not horrible at pong, so let’s try to crush em

he played pretty well ok! you both got balls back twice in a row right in the beginning

your team was on a roll

you and eunwoo won three games back to back

you were feeling a bit bloated and hazy from the beer that you and him had to drink, but you were still pretty self aware

and you and eunwoo were just chilling after playing the games, you two were on a pretty good wavelength and you wanted to continue it after joking around in between plays

alright now obviously you don’t go into these parties just strictly looking for a hookup, you go to have fun and let loose

but if the person and situation arises??? you wouldn’t necessarily turn it down, especially if that person was cha eunwoo

and yeah, eunwoo was entertaining the idea too, it’s been a while since he vibed with someone like he has with you

basically by the end of the night, you brought him back to your place–you’d rather eat shit than hook up at the basketball house, it was messy and musty and just nope

your place was closer than his

and ~yuh~

it was pretty damn good

he didn’t stay the night, bc well this was a hookup, so after you both had your fill it was a casual alright see you around!

oh lord the fuss your cheerleading team gave you at the next practice asking how your hookup with eunwoo was

the news spread like wildfire

eunwoo didn’t hook up very often so every time he did, it was like breaking news

which is honestly a bit fucked up, but seriously this is how college is

alright so your sex drive skyrocketed after fucking eunwoo

you hook up with another guy at one of the following parties

but it didn’t compare to eunwoo rip so you were pretty disappointed

and you were sorta wondering like hm? should you hit him up? but decided against it

and then! you saw him at the gym working out with literally all of astro

bin probably forced the other 4 to come with him and eunwoo sksksksk

and you were like shit why does he look so good

not gonna lie, just in case he was looking over, you tried to make your ass and tits pop out a bit more, you know squats and shit

unfortunately, it caught the attention of other guys at the gym and not eunwoo grrr

and you were literally just planning to stop being a coward and go up and talk to him, but a guy blocked your path

and he was lowkey being very creepy and way too close for your liking

but you weren’t having it, hell no you ain’t a damsel in distress

being a cheerleader taught you how to defend yourself against predatory men

so you were basically telling him to fuck off and leave you alone, but he was being really damn persistent about it

and just as the guy was about to put a hand on you, eunwoo steps in and he’s like: dude, she’s clearly not interested, fuck off.

after a bit of a stare off, the guy leaves and wow you’re face to face with eunwoo again hehehe

his eyes switch from a glare to a soft worried look and he’s like, hey are you okay?

and you’re like a little giddy, maybe also a little bit turned on bc he’s still like fresh from a workout, his hair was brushed back revealing his forehead, his arm muscles were really defined right now, and just he’s so hot?

but you smile nonchalantly, you genuinely could have just slapped the shit out of the guy or kicked him right in the baby factory, but eunwoo stepping in was also a pleasant surprise, you weren’t complaining

you: yeah. I could have handled it, but thanks for helping

and he just grins, your confidence?? attractive

the two of you just like look at each other for a couple seconds and you’re yelling at yourself in your head like don’t cop out this is what you were waiting for !!

you: so...you’re here with your friends?

eunwoo: yeah, me and my roommate forced them to come work out with us haha. did you come by yourself?

you: yeah, I usually work out with my teammates, but I decided to come alone today

eunwoo nods and you see him like look at your neck and you immediately get a bit shy bc you knew there was a hickey there from your last (very disappointing) hookup: you’ve been having fun recently?

your face flushes: the last one was embarrassing really, so honest to god no

eunwoo: why was it embarrassing? if...you don’t mind me asking

you immediately facepalm: no, yeah I don’t mind telling you...ugh, eunwoo I was literally catfished. this guy really talked mad game about his dick and then when I agreed to hook up, he asked me to suck him off and it literally only took him less than ten minutes. and after he came, he just pulled up his pants and said “damn you give really good head” like the fuck? he didn’t even offer to return the favor or anything, and when I asked him “wait, are we gonna fuck?” he just said “maybe next time.” maYbE neXt tiMe?? I was played so hard, you have no idea how pissed I was, eunwoo. and now I have to wait for his dumb fucking hickey to heal so that I can literally just repress that hookup even happened.

his jaw literally dropped: he didn’t give you anything?

you shook your head, you were getting pissed again

eunwoo couldn’t believe his ears, he glances back at astro for a second and then he clears his throat: well...what are you doing after the gym?

you: nothing, just going home and taking a shower. My roommate’s not gonna be home tonight so I’m probably gonna wallow in my sorrows about that hookup again

he laughs: well sounds like you have a fun night planned, but if you want some company?? I’d be more than happy to come over and help you forget about the sad disrespect of that hookup.

who said eunwoo couldn’t flirt ???

and he was thinking about hitting you up again too before but he didn’t wanna seem like a fuckboy or anything

but seeing you defend yourself against the guy?? lowkey was a bit of turn on for him

obviously you agreed hello

eunwoo going up to astro: so uh...imma head out first...I’ll see you guys later. :)

sanha: hyung so scandalous *O*

you and eunwoo fuck again

and after this time, the two of you have a little bit of pillow talk

basically you tell him that fucking him ruined all other guys for you bc he was just that good

and eunwoo usually gets shy from compliments, but his ego with this one??? he felt a bit proud ohohoho

and he’s like: honestly, you’re the only person I’ve fucked in six months, but I gotta agree that our sexual chemistry is pretty good

so where do you two go from there?

friends with benefits baby, full on fuck buddies

you both talk and agree that you two weren’t looking for relationships at the moment, but the sex was good

i’m gonna get into specifics later, but for now a little more plot

obviously, you and eunwoo talk a lot more now that you two were basically fucking each other at least once a week

the guys notice that he’s so much more?? carefree?? less stressed out?? ever since you and him started your little agreement

and they’re already scheming by themselves, like eunwoo would not get into a situation like this unless he trusted you as a person

and at first it was really just, call each other over, have sex, stay for a little bit longer, then leave

neither of you ever stayed the night bc that’s just an unspoken rule

until there was this one party, a group of people were in one of the rooms at the basketball house and they told you to come join them and ~do drugs~

don’t dabble kids, I’m serious

and you were chilling with eunwoo and bin for a bit until they called you over and you were like: wanna try too?

eunwoo and bin didn’t do it obviously, but you were curious so you went and told them you would be back in a bit

eunwoo was worried about you, bin could see it from a mile away

he kept glancing back at the room and one by one people started to come out, but none of them were you

bin nudging eunwoo: go check up on her

eunwoo opens the door to see you being like pinned down on the bed and he turns livid

he pulls the guy off you and punches him right in the face like: what the fuck do you think you’re doing? what did you give her?

you’re noticeably out of it, sobriety? not there

the guy basically laced something in the drug he gave you, omg you were roofied??

bin comes in and he literally has to hold eunwoo back from beating the shit out of the other guy

the two take you back to their apartment and were making sure that you didn’t die or something shit

literally cannot believe the first time you slept over at eunwoo’s place was when you were drugged up

you wake up the next morning, nauseous, body weak, and confused

eunwoo also wakes up because of your movement: hey y/n, are you okay?

you: eunwoo...what...what happened last night??

he sits up and gives you a recount of the party and you just like hug your body tightly when he brings up the drugs and start crying

he’s a bit shocked when he sees your tears, but he just pulls you in for a hug to try and comfort you, obviously that must have been a bit traumatic

eunwoo: hey...it’s okay...I’m just glad I checked up on you before something worse happened

you: I’m such a fucking idiot...I can’t believe I let myself get put in that situation again...no wonder people think I’m a just a dumb whore.

~trauma~

you and him spill your deepest darkest most traumatizing secrets that morning and you just feel more connected to him

you: I honestly never really told anyone...thanks eunwoo, you’re a good friend.

he feels more protective of you after that??

you start hanging around with him and astro more

and the guys really like having you around !!

you’re very easy to get along with, you also joke and tease eunwoo with them, they love you !

you even become really friendly with the other guys’ partners

about half a year into your fuck buddy relationship with eunwoo

everyone: why aren’t you dating y/n yet?

eunwoo: what do you mean?? we’re just friends...with benefits??

before you even know it, you’re spending literally all your time (when you’re not training or practicing or at class) with eunwoo and his friends

you sleep more at eunwoo’s than you do at your own apartment

honestly you two are already acting like a couple

except for the fact that you only kiss each other when you’re fucking, or you don’t hold hands in public, or you don’t say the L word to each other obviously

but the cuddles? the jokes? the hanging out? if you two are seen together there’s still a little form of physical touch––like a hand on the waist, or resting his elbow on your shoulder––something that tells other people that you two are a bit exclusive to each other

and maybe it’s because both of your emotional capacities when it comes to relationships are akin to a pubescent thirteen year old, but you and eunwoo?? don’t really realize that you’re both basically in love with each other

and it’s also the fact that catching feelings in a friends with benefits?? forbidden

but what if both people catch feelings?

you don’t realize you like eunwoo until a year of fucking each other

damn a year?? y’all really suppressed those romantic feelings hard

you and him were hanging out, per usual, but in the piano rooms of the music building

eunwoo had to practice his repertoire for an upcoming performance and you were free so you decided to come along and keep him company

you knew he was a music major and that he played piano, but you never actually heard him play

you were just chilling by the window, scrolling through your phone, and then he just starts playing and your jaw?? literally dropped

it was so intricate and fluid and elegant, you looked over to the keys and his hands just moved so expertly over them

you were put in a trance, it was so beautiful??

and then you look up and his concentration? seriousness? he has honestly never looked more attractive to you than in that moment

and then eunwoo meets your eyes and he smiles a little: is it bad?

you: no, you’re amazing actually...

and your stomach does a triple somersault and your cheeks start heating up, like why is your heart going haywire???

you start spacing out and obviously he notices

eunwoo calls your name and pats the space next to him on the piano bench

eunwoo: what are you thinking of, hm?

you: n-nothing. keep playing, I wanna hear more

and so he does and your heart just won’t chill out, especially now that you’re literally sitting mere centimeters apart from him

he’s still playing and you just can’t stop thinking about how much you want to kiss him–and not in a sexual way

and that honestly scared you, so you panicked and put your hand near his crotch

eunwoo jolts in surprise, but he doesn’t say anything, he just chuckles and continues playing

do you have sex in the piano room to try and distract yourself from whatever you were feeling? yeah

you hide your feelings for a little bit, but the more time you spent with him, the stronger they got, and you honestly didn’t know what to do

so you tried distancing yourself, you gave eunwoo the excuse that cheerleading competitions were coming up–which they were, so it wasn’t a complete lie–and you needed to focus and have time to yourself

it was so weird for you not seeing him and astro all the time, you barely responded to his text messages or calls, and when you saw him around campus, you would immediately try to avoid him, and it hurt but you were ~scared~

eunwoo’s a smart boy, he knew something was off with you

but after a week of trying to contact you, he didn’t wanna seem annoying or a bother, so he tried not to

even though all he wanted was to see you or talk to you, like it was beyond sex at this point

he missed you, he thought he was going to go insane

he didn’t realize his feelings for you until he saw you talking to a guy in the athletic building

he had basketball practice, and you just finished your cheerleading practice

you were talking to this one guy from your philosophy class, basically joking around and talking shit about your professor

and eunwoo saw you smile at something the guy said and he just felt jealous

his fists clenched, he hated seeing you smile and laugh with the guy like how you used to do with him

and it also didn’t help that you and him haven’t really talked in two or three weeks and he just missed you so much :(

he tried not to think about it during his practice, but it didn’t work, he was off his game for this one, even his teammates and coach noticed it

he went back to his place after practice and called over the boys and basically vented his frustrations

jin: eunwoo. you like y/n

eunwoo: I know...fuck what do I do

bin: tell her, obviously

eunwoo: and risk our?? friendship??

myungjun: you’re a fucking idiot if you don’t see that she likes you back

rocky: yeah...I mean why else do you think noona started distancing herself from you?

eunwoo: maybe I’m just feeling like this because we haven’t met up in a while and I saw her talking to that guy and I don’t know? I’m horny?

sanha: hyung...you sound indenial and jealous.

bin: you like her. we’re surprised you didn’t realize this earlier.

anyway, the day of the competition comes, and the guys and their partners decide to pop out and support you

and seeing them actually made you feel so warm, you wave at them brightly and you meet eyes with eunwoo and you smile at him even though the butterflies are back and at full force

the group is so proud watching you and your team compete, their cheers are debatably the loudest and you literally have to stop yourself from laughing in the middle of your routine

your school places first yuh

and after talking with your team and discussing celebration plans, you go to the group

you were having such an adrenaline rush, you immediately run up to eunwoo in a crushing hug and you kiss him

eunwoo doesn’t even hesitate to kiss you back

astro and them: ohohoho hey

you: I’m so happy you all came! I can’t believe we actually won!

you were going to celebrate with your team bc you knew they were throwing a party, but celebrating with eunwoo and astro/their partners seemed way more appealing to you

you all go out to dinner and drink a little bit casually and it’s all such good vibes

you missed hanging around with them all and it just felt so right

eunwoo rested his hand on your thigh the whole time throughout dinner, he missed you alright, and just seeing you so happy with all his friends? he was hooked

when the group parts ways, it’s just you and eunwoo heading back to his place bc bin is spending the night at his partner’s apartment

and honestly the tension is so thick between you two

you barely make it past the door before you’re both latched onto each other, making out and all that steamy stuff

after you have sex, the two of you are having that post-sex cuddle in his bed and your heart is pounding so loud

you: hey...I’m sorry if it was weird that I kissed you earlier at the venue, I don’t really know what came over me, I was just so glad to see you guys

eunwoo: you don’t have to apologize for that y/n...I missed you

you roll around so that your back is to him bc you do not have the strength to look at him in the eyes right now

eunwoo hugs your waist and pulls you in his chest, he’s spooning you and he has no plans on letting you go any time soon

you: uh...eunwoo, I-we-uh maybe we should stop this...thing from going any further

he literally freezes: ...did I do something wrong?

you: no! it’s...I...fuck I don’t know how to say this...I know we’ve been hooking up for a year but just recently I...think I have feelings for you...and it’s not fair for either of us to continue this if we’re not on the same page.

eunwoo: y/n, I–

you’re rambling now, you’re scared of what he has to say: and honestly you’ve become someone I really don’t wanna lose in my life. You’re an amazing person and friend, and I don’t wanna fuck that up by having feelings for you, especially since you probably don’t feel the same. I just...can’t have casual sex with you anymore...I’m sorry, it would break me.

you’re like trying to get up and you tell him that you’re going to go to the party your team’s hosting but he just tightens his grip

eunwoo: don’t go...please

you: eunwoo, I can’t stay here–

eunwoo: you don’t even know what I feel, y/n...why are you so sure that I don’t feel the same way as you?? because I do...honest to god, y/n, I like you so fucking much. the month that you didn’t talk to me was like hell and I don’t ever wanna experience that again. I missed you so much I thought I was going crazy...please don’t go.

you roll around and face him again

you: y-you like me? you’re not just saying that because you want to keep having sex?

eunwoo: I’m not just saying that because of the sex...I promise

you: so...what does that make us now?

eunwoo: well would you do me the honors and be my girlfriend?

god finally you two are dating

you realize that not much really changes after the two of you make it official

the pda does increase though, you actually hold hands and kiss each other in public now

and you two are more cutesy with each other

yes astro pretends to gag whenever they see you act all coupley

petnames!! you call each other baby, sometimes you call him minnie!! as in dongminnie !! im screaming!!

a poster couple, the basketball player and the cheerleader

literally when you’re both wearing your uniforms and you kiss each other, it’s like one of those teen movies

lots of forehead kisses especially right before bed

eunwoo’s a clingy cuddly boy, especially now that you two are together

lots of study dates?? he is a scholar after all

you’re each other’s biggest supporters !! you always go to all of his recitals and basketball games, he always goes to your competitions

he’s very soft okay, will never stop showing you off or telling you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you

the first I love you came shortly in the relationship, and that’s because you’ve known each other a year prior and the feelings were really just building up since then

you were in the piano room again and he was just playing for fun, but you always loved hearing him ~tickle those ivories~

he was playing a song and singing along and you swear you had heart eyes for him, his voice was so soft and gentle and just wow

you’re sitting next to him and you just hug his waist while he’s playing

eunwoo’s smiling so wide and then he’s singing to you

he doesn’t even get to finish the song, because you’re grabbing his face and kissing him

he’s laughing in between kisses and you can’t help but laugh with him

grrr he’s so cute!

and then you two are just looking at each other

eunwoo: hm?

you: I love you, minnie

he doesn’t miss a beat: I love you too, y/n

you and him have a lot of deep talks together, especially right before bed

it’s the time when he can just let out all the frustrations of the day and just be with you

he actually holds a lot of pressure and worries, but knowing that you’re by his side, comforts him a lot

the two of you have so many pictures together it’s so cute

eunwoo’s a bit possessive alright, not in the toxic way, but will he tighten his grip on your waist if a guy seems to be getting a little too friendly with you? yeah

not gonna lie, you get possessive too, it’s hard especially if your boyfriend is cha eunwoo, he’s the fucking perfect package god dammit

you both tell each other that you don’t have to worry about other people bc y’all are just both so whipped for each other

but it’s still cute when either of you are jealous

he’s actually pretty into couple items, but it has to be like minimalistic-style

like matching plain color hoodies or matching pajama sets

will not wear a “he’s mine, she’s mine” shirt or something

but it’s okay bc neither would you sksksk

will he wink at you if he makes a three pointer during his game? yeah.

literally loves when you wear his clothes or fuck, his jersey?? a turn on

and here we go !! I’ve been talking about sex so much but let’s get into it !!

in the beginning, like before you two started dating, when it was just your fuck buddy friendship, it was sexy

and not saying that it’s not sexy now that you two were in a relationship, but before it was just lust

eunwoo’s a freak alright, you can’t convince me otherwise

he’s a little kinky

definitely into food play, you two use whipped cream during foreplay a little too much...

100% into anal

you know how much he loves ass, has a very nice ass himself

and we already been knew, but yes he’s an ass guy

s p a n k i n g

eunwoo seeing you in your cheerleading skirt? immediate turn on

will literally fuck you while you’re wearing your skirt...just your skirt.

alright alright, you have a hand kink...was it awoken by watching eunwoo play piano all the time? yes

does eunwoo use that to his advantage? yes

the amount of times he’s fingered you??? vaginal and anal??? lord have mercy

very much into overstimulation, will keep fingering you until you squirt

and yes im bringing back my the choking kink

literally if his hands make any contact with your neck area, even when he’s just kissing, you will drench

but ugh you and eunwoo making out and you know how he like cups the back of the neck?? i know y’all have seen it from the true beauty kiss scenes, and then it gets heated and his grip just moves to the front and squeezes and when your mouth opens in a gasp, he shoves his tongue down your throat

that’s so sexy

do you like choking on his cock? probably more than you should

does he make you deep throat until tears are literally streaming down your face? most definitely

he loves marking you?? it’s just a tell tale way to show everyone you’re his

he’s a bit feisty...will he manhandle you during sex?? yeah

eunwoo is a dom. I am 100% convinced that he is a dom, you won’t be domming him honey

daddy and babygirl kink...I said it...

okay he’s a bit of an exhibitionist...would probably be down to have sex anywhere as long as you don’t get caught

piano room sex? locker room sex? library sex? movie theater sex? restaurant bathroom sex? yes you’ve done it all

will he finger you while you guys are having a movie night with the guys? yeah

eunwoo’s a tease, he’s a little shit, will tease you until you’re literally in tears begging for him to just do something

favorite position is doggy, it’s the view of the ass for him

although you two both do like experimenting different positions, especially if it has to do with “training your flexibility”

will pull your hair while he’s fucking you from behind, and will plug your asshole with his thumb–don’t knock it until you try it...it’s...a pretty good feeling

sometimes wakes you up by eating you out

very much a giver ugh king

the type to grip your thighs tighter when you try to push him away from overstimulation just to force another orgasm out of you

believe it or not, he’s a gasper/grunter/groaner

nothing is hotter than hearing eunwoo groan right when he’s about to cum oooof grrrr bark bark

okay but soft gentle sex with eunwoo is so passionate

all you feel is the love and sincerity, especially when he’s just looking in your eyes

the love making happens a lot more obviously when you start dating

he’s just so in love with you alright

gives the best and sweetest after care ugh

cleans you up, gives you massages especially if it was a rough session, cuddles you, draws you a bath, brings you water, everything

always makes sure to tell you he loves you after sex

i would risk it all for eunwoo like please ruin my life

anyway

ugh I just wanna put the idea of protective eunwoo during a party in your head

his hand is always on you. waist, thigh, shoulder, anywhere casually

you don’t fight?? but you do argue

arguing is healthy, and you both would rather let it out and bicker with each other in the moment than let it bottle in and build up into something worse

but when you do have a disagreement, no matter how big or small, you two always make sure to never go to bed angry with each other

communication is very important for the both of you

you’re his better half :’) all the things eunwoo struggles with, you help him with it and vice versa

he figured out you were the one for him during one of your deep late night pillow talks

he was worried about what he’d do in the future after graduating, like he was genuinely having a crisis about it

but you just talked so calmly to him: baby, no matter where you end up after graduation or what you end up doing, you’re going to be fine. You’re such a hard worker and I know that you’ll succeed...no matter what, I’ll be here for you minnie. I believe in you, you’re future is going to be great.

and he just kisses you so sweetly: will you be in my future, baby?

you’re smiling and you just giggle at him: if you want me to be...I’d love to be a part of it.

ugh y’all are so whipped for each other !!

astro always teasing you two, even when you’re all older

you and eunwoo are equally ticklish so basically y’all are fucked when they wanna mess with you

both of your families love you and him instantly

they push marriage immediately after you both graduate college

even astro’s like: we know you two are probably gonna tie the knot first...when’s the wedding?

not gonna lie, you and eunwoo probably get married probably 2-3 years after college, pretty young age

sidenote: eunwoo 100% cries at your wedding, especially when he sees you walking down the isle in your dress

and he has huge baby fever so you bet y’all had kids fairly young too

the best dad !! ugh he loves kids !! ugh so domestic

im just gonna say, y’all have beautiful children

trusts bin and jinjin to babysit your kids the most...he’s scared of the rest of the boys watching over his children

anyway eunwoo literally deserves the world and I just?? love him so much?? happy ending yay hehe

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