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graylinesspam · 3 days ago
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(Assuming this is before she leaves) Ahsoka lets Rex cuff her because he says its part of a training exercise to practice escaping enemy prisons.
She quickly realises thats not the case when everyone around her remains stiff and uncomfortable. And also no training happens.
She's mostly chill because she trusts Rex and Kix and if they're both running something it's probably fine. And also because
"I'm glad you guys decided to go with the cuffs instead of the collar. Because if you tried to put collar me i'd have to fight you to the death. Legally."
Keep the Jedi Out of It
With input from @atagotiak (Tia), @gelpenss (Gel), and @thisarenotarealblog (Doc).
Standard initial premise: Clones take over the Republic after Fox kills Palpatine.
Fun AU Twist: in order to keep people from trying to fuck over the Jedi, and also as a backup because they trust the Jedi to at least try to save them after the initial hubbub goes down, and also as a bit of a vindication for those who don’t like their Jedi… the clones arrest all the Jedi and just keep them in the brigs etc. until they figure out how to break the news to the galaxy that Palpatine was a bigger problem than previously anticipated.
“Why did the Jedi not stop you?” “Great question! We arrested them.” “…all of them?” “Yes.” “On what grounds?” “On ‘they would have stopped us from killing the Chancellor’ grounds.”
“The Jedi couldn’t stop you from arresting them?” “We just kind of told them ‘here, hold this’ and then put the force cuffs on. It was really easy, actually, they trust us way too much, it’s kinda scary. A few of them passed out without the Force to keep them awake and the medics got pissed they hadn’t been sleeping.” “…you’re saying you did this for their own good?” “No, we did it so we could kill the Chancellor.”
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erinwantstowrite · 1 day ago
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the superman teaser trailer has me actually thinking about superman for more than a few seconds,,, like why has he been on my mind all day,,,,,,
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midnight-vixn · 2 years ago
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Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.
When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.
Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.
The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.
Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.
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highladyofterrasen7 · 4 months ago
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Everyone: Diego you’ve put on so much weight
Diego: *still has the body of a Greek god*
Me & everyone else: *confused*
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cinamun · 6 months ago
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Jayde has been out here collecting milestones like pokemon and her brother is mad salty about it.
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sugarsmosh · 1 year ago
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alexturntable · 3 months ago
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📷 pumamotorsport
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jathun · 27 days ago
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Wait...people actually hate jinx+ekko cuz it's straight????
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heretodestroyou · 1 year ago
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i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.
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you are fooling no one you silly old man
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we know who you are.
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king-of-the-birds · 1 year ago
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"I’m not sure I do feel I belong to myself. There are two sides to me. (...) I’m very conscious of my duality in lots of ways, sort of like a split personality. I’m always conscious of that debate between the two selves. Like black/white, day/night, dull/bright." - Paul [Guardian, 2001]
"I'm trying for music that isn't too romantic, yet contains a romantic thing. I personally don't like things to be too cute - except babies. My music comes off best, I think, when there's hard and soft together." - Paul [1971]
"When you’re a kid you think things will be straightforward, but when you’re older and you’ve experienced more, you realise it’s an everlasting war between good and bad." - Paul in The Lyrics
The other me would rather be the glad one The other me would rather play the fool But I want to be the kind of me That doesn't let you down as a rule "The Other Me" [written in 1982]
Paul has an artistic side that isn't level-headed, and I like that. Most of his down-to-earthiness comes from living with a good family. He was taught good values. His inner talent is just there. He also has his mad side, but he saves it for home. His mind is amazing. Although his roots are earthy, he's up in the sky on other things. - Linda [1989]
“Paul is like a beautiful two-headed monster." - Donovan [Mojo interview, 2008]
"I mean I love the idea that there are two people in my head. Well, at least two."  - Paul in The Lyrics
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Self portrait by Paul McCartney
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prettylittledevil13 · 2 months ago
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soooo many thoughts about this oh my god i am screaming and giggling and kicking my feet
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majikuriboh · 5 months ago
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this panel should be framed and put in a museum
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jula483 · 4 months ago
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for the rhink shippers
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scootersscooter · 3 months ago
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Don't think I'll ever forget how y'all bitches villified Camila Noceda and made her out to be an abusive parent for literally no reason other than racism
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tekitothemagpie · 8 months ago
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