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did some tiktok ninjago fans just not watch the show
#FIRST OF ALL#all the photos of lloyd being twenty-one is from DRAGONS RISING. season 17 if you will.#those photos are from HUNTED. SEASON EIGHT. A WHOLE NINE SEASONS APART. HE GREW UP. THATS IT.#SECOND OF ALL#they dont have confirmed ages. i dont know where they pulled this outta their ASS but its false.#<- at least i dont think lloyd has a confirmed age (i think hes headcanoned to be around twenty in dr by doc)#but other than that nothing. ESPECIALLY for harumi. she doesnt have a headcanoned age OR confirmed one#THIRD OF ALL#did you just. call lloyd garmadon a pedophile. lloyd. the guy who was forced to grow up to at like 9 years old#and has been abused for like. ever. THAT lloyd you called a pedophile. cause he GREW UP. like ACTUALLY GREW UP.#there ill stop yapping#ninjago#ninjago harumi#lloyd garmadon
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the superman teaser trailer has me actually thinking about superman for more than a few seconds,,, like why has he been on my mind all day,,,,,,
#first of all#he's hot#so that's probably got smth to do with it#second of all#he's finally getting good pr#superman
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Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.
When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.
Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.
The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.
Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.
#obey me smut#obey me#omswd#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon smut#obey me lucifer smut#obey me beelzebub smut#obey me leviathan smut#obey me satan smut#obey me asmo smut#obey me belphegor smut#have this silly thing I just thought about#back to plague you with my thots#both wholesome and sinful#dear god if I get one more comment going#lol I thought this was about real brothers#first of all#I fixed it so stop
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Everyone: Diego you’ve put on so much weight
Diego: *still has the body of a Greek god*
Me & everyone else: *confused*
#tua#tua s4#diego hargreeves#lila hargreeves#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#he took his shirt off and I was like#first of all#niiiice#second of all#that’s not fat
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Jayde has been out here collecting milestones like pokemon and her brother is mad salty about it.
#first of all#Hope practiced crawling with HIM first#then she moved on because he was whining n shit#so now its Jayde's turn#just one round of practice and Jayde starts sparkling#then she takes off to rummage through the kitchen counters#whole time Jack just sitting there mean muggin#FOCUS JACKSON!! FOCUS!!#extras#story stuff
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#smosh#first of all#they look so good#secondly#my heart is warmed#😭💞#and happy belated mr topp ‼️#damien haas#shayne topp#shaymien
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Screw Moon cutting off Toffee's finger; I wanna know what she did after! Did she actually scatter his army? Divide his people? Destroy the government of Septarsis?
Is that why they didn't call the Septarians for help when Mina invaded? Because Moon destroyed Septarsis, and with it Mewni’s best defense against the Solarians?
Moon what the FUCK DID YOU DO?????
#first of all#fuck moon#svtfoe#star vs the forces of evil#moon butterfly#moon the undaunted#solarian warriors#mina loveberry#septarians#septarsis
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Massively endeared by the fact that max has always looked like he does, like I just saw a pic of when he was 10 next to a recent one and he looks the same to me (and u might be like duhh but personally I don't look a lot like my 10 y/o self so yea)
No I feel u 100% u can even go back to like literal hours old dude came out wid the same mug . I’ve been crying ab this photo all day

#ask#first of all#MOTHERRR#gorgeous and demure#holding that FRESH biscuit wid a pout I might scream#like that’s what they put in the kfc two piece box#mama ur baby look like.#a biscuit#🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦#max verstappen#sophie kumpen#off season
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harrymort having kids would be so awkward like what are they gonna name them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#first of all#it's femharry ofc#like can you just imagine people realising harrys pregnant with voldemorts child like bruuh 😭#so awkward#and james sirius riddle is sadistic#what an abomination#harrymort#tomarrymort#harry potter#female harry potter
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📷 pumamotorsport
#first of all#hands#I like the jacket but why the gigantic logo#he looks so good#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#f1#formula 1#mypost
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Wait...people actually hate jinx+ekko cuz it's straight????
#first of all#both of them give bi vibes#second of all#wtf?#people have become so goddamn stupid i swear#they're cute and tragic thats all that matters#jfc#theyre so well written that even i went from zero to a hundred after the seventh episode#and im not really into shipping#arcane#jinx#ekko#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#ekkojinx#timebomb
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i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.
you are fooling no one you silly old man

we know who you are.
#i’m not ready#i’m not ready for the tiktok alt bitches to be like “omg he’s so lana del rey coded#FIRST OF ALL#no he’s not.#he’s bitch by allie x#SECOND OF ALL#back off bitch we were here first#william afton#fnaf#springtrap#five night’s at freddy’s#five night’s at freddy’s movie#fnaf movie
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for the rhink shippers
#rhett and link#rhink#ear biscuits#finally posting the video version of this moment#there is sooooo much to unpack here#first of all#thank YOU for the shout out rhett#it's so nice how often you think of us#lmao#and i don't think i've ever heard them actually call us by our name?#like saying rhink shippers out loud#it's so freaking funny#and the comment that they don't mind feeding into our theories?#WILD#and link's shrug and tiny eye roll after rhett said it#addffghf#and him chuckling through this whole clip#while rhett is ranting about rhink shippers#and doing this weird face and scrunching up his nose#i'm literally gonna analyze this whole clip#my post
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this panel should be framed and put in a museum
#first of all#young satoru and baby megumi#i repeat#young satoru and baby megumi!!!!!!!!#this is everything to me#baby megumi hugging his shikigami dog#he's soo cute#and satoru teasing megumi!!!#and megumi flat out ignoring him lol#and satoru's don't ignore me#and satoru ruffling megumi's hair!!!!#screams into the void#grabs mappa by the shoulder#mappa listen to me forget everything and animate this please!!! please#this manga panel is sooo important#anything young satoru baby megumi content i love it!!!#they are family#this is big bro teasing little bro#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#reading jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro
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soooo many thoughts about this oh my god i am screaming and giggling and kicking my feet
#first of all#THE GLASSES#i’m gonna need several days to recover#barky taking chucky out on a date in his home country#(idc that it’s for content im going to be blissfully ignorant)#the way they look at each other#they’re in love your honor#matthew tkachuk#mt19#aleksander barkov#ab16#THE GLASSES OH MY GOD
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