#FIRST OF ALL

[wolf-tail]

OP you are god among men

Patriarchs.

Cooldown (or pinup?)

[shybasementkid]

did some tiktok ninjago fans just not watch the show

[erinwantstowrite]

the superman teaser trailer has me actually thinking about superman for more than a few seconds,,, like why has he been on my mind all day,,,,,,

[midnight-vixn]

Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.

When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.

Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.

The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.

Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.

[highladyofterrasen7]

Everyone: Diego you’ve put on so much weight

Diego: *still has the body of a Greek god*

Me & everyone else: *confused*

[betaphannie]

you know dan, you could have just said "putting innuendos in the thumbnail/title of our videos is funny" you didn't have to try and gaslight me until i was staring into my webcam like i was on the office

[cinamun]

Jayde has been out here collecting milestones like pokemon and her brother is mad salty about it.

[sugarsmosh]

[full-moon-phoenix]

Screw Moon cutting off Toffee's finger; I wanna know what she did after! Did she actually scatter his army? Divide his people? Destroy the government of Septarsis?

Is that why they didn't call the Septarians for help when Mina invaded? Because Moon destroyed Septarsis, and with it Mewni’s best defense against the Solarians?

Moon what the FUCK DID YOU DO?????

[superm4ks]

Massively endeared by the fact that max has always looked like he does, like I just saw a pic of when he was 10 next to a recent one and he looks the same to me (and u might be like duhh but personally I don't look a lot like my 10 y/o self so yea)

No I feel u 100% u can even go back to like literal hours old dude came out wid the same mug . I’ve been crying ab this photo all day

[glacierberries]

harrymort having kids would be so awkward like what are they gonna name them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[alexturntable]

📷 pumamotorsport

[jathun]

Wait...people actually hate jinx+ekko cuz it's straight????

[silkieluv]

Okay I did NOT remember the lighouse’s steps being THIS much😭

What the HECK

Skybound Jay, after rowing for hours, post-torture, had a look at THIS and said “mhm yes this is where I wanna live for the next few weeks”

[heretodestroyou]

i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.

you are fooling no one you silly old man

we know who you are.