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(Assuming this is before she leaves) Ahsoka lets Rex cuff her because he says its part of a training exercise to practice escaping enemy prisons.
She quickly realises thats not the case when everyone around her remains stiff and uncomfortable. And also no training happens.
She's mostly chill because she trusts Rex and Kix and if they're both running something it's probably fine. And also because
"I'm glad you guys decided to go with the cuffs instead of the collar. Because if you tried to put collar me i'd have to fight you to the death. Legally."
Keep the Jedi Out of It
With input from @atagotiak (Tia), @gelpenss (Gel), and @thisarenotarealblog (Doc).
Standard initial premise: Clones take over the Republic after Fox kills Palpatine.
Fun AU Twist: in order to keep people from trying to fuck over the Jedi, and also as a backup because they trust the Jedi to at least try to save them after the initial hubbub goes down, and also as a bit of a vindication for those who don’t like their Jedi… the clones arrest all the Jedi and just keep them in the brigs etc. until they figure out how to break the news to the galaxy that Palpatine was a bigger problem than previously anticipated.
“Why did the Jedi not stop you?” “Great question! We arrested them.” “…all of them?” “Yes.” “On what grounds?” “On ‘they would have stopped us from killing the Chancellor’ grounds.”
“The Jedi couldn’t stop you from arresting them?” “We just kind of told them ‘here, hold this’ and then put the force cuffs on. It was really easy, actually, they trust us way too much, it’s kinda scary. A few of them passed out without the Force to keep them awake and the medics got pissed they hadn’t been sleeping.” “…you’re saying you did this for their own good?” “No, we did it so we could kill the Chancellor.”
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the superman teaser trailer has me actually thinking about superman for more than a few seconds,,, like why has he been on my mind all day,,,,,,
#first of all#he's hot#so that's probably got smth to do with it#second of all#he's finally getting good pr#superman
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Imagine meeting your favorite demon brother, getting to know him, developing a massive crush on them and the two of you eventually start talking/dating.
When you first met him your impression was “this dude fucks” but the more you talk to him you start to wonder “wait…has…has he ever actually fucked???” The way he blushes and gives this nervous laugh when you make inappropriate jokes and how he seems so much more shy and innocent than you ever pictured a demon being makes you start to think he really is a virgin.
Then eventually a conversation one day reveals that no, he is not a virgin actually, but he’s so fucking intimidated by your beauty, personality and sheer aura that you make him feel like a virgin. Constantly second guessing himself and not knowing how to handle such an amazing creature. If he thinks too long about how this little human has absolutely broken him, brought him to his knees and made him want to worship them??? He becomes an absolute blushing mess.
The thought of just holding your hand and kissing you makes him uncontrollably horny, and the thought of actually getting to fuck you sends him over the edge every single time.
Congratulations! You may not have felt like the most stunning person in the human realm, but down here you’ve managed to take a demon fuck boy and turn him into a puddle who dreams nightly of you, all without lifting a finger.
#obey me smut#obey me#omswd#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon smut#obey me lucifer smut#obey me beelzebub smut#obey me leviathan smut#obey me satan smut#obey me asmo smut#obey me belphegor smut#have this silly thing I just thought about#back to plague you with my thots#both wholesome and sinful#dear god if I get one more comment going#lol I thought this was about real brothers#first of all#I fixed it so stop
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Everyone: Diego you’ve put on so much weight
Diego: *still has the body of a Greek god*
Me & everyone else: *confused*
#tua#tua s4#diego hargreeves#lila hargreeves#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#he took his shirt off and I was like#first of all#niiiice#second of all#that’s not fat
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Jayde has been out here collecting milestones like pokemon and her brother is mad salty about it.
#first of all#Hope practiced crawling with HIM first#then she moved on because he was whining n shit#so now its Jayde's turn#just one round of practice and Jayde starts sparkling#then she takes off to rummage through the kitchen counters#whole time Jack just sitting there mean muggin#FOCUS JACKSON!! FOCUS!!#extras#story stuff
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#smosh#first of all#they look so good#secondly#my heart is warmed#😭💞#and happy belated mr topp ‼️#damien haas#shayne topp#shaymien
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📷 pumamotorsport
#first of all#hands#I like the jacket but why the gigantic logo#he looks so good#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#f1#formula 1#mypost
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Wait...people actually hate jinx+ekko cuz it's straight????
#first of all#both of them give bi vibes#second of all#wtf?#people have become so goddamn stupid i swear#they're cute and tragic thats all that matters#jfc#theyre so well written that even i went from zero to a hundred after the seventh episode#and im not really into shipping#arcane#jinx#ekko#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#ekkojinx#timebomb
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i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.
you are fooling no one you silly old man
we know who you are.
#i’m not ready#i’m not ready for the tiktok alt bitches to be like “omg he’s so lana del rey coded#FIRST OF ALL#no he’s not.#he’s bitch by allie x#SECOND OF ALL#back off bitch we were here first#william afton#fnaf#springtrap#five night’s at freddy’s#five night’s at freddy’s movie#fnaf movie
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"I’m not sure I do feel I belong to myself. There are two sides to me. (...) I’m very conscious of my duality in lots of ways, sort of like a split personality. I’m always conscious of that debate between the two selves. Like black/white, day/night, dull/bright." - Paul [Guardian, 2001]
"I'm trying for music that isn't too romantic, yet contains a romantic thing. I personally don't like things to be too cute - except babies. My music comes off best, I think, when there's hard and soft together." - Paul [1971]
"When you’re a kid you think things will be straightforward, but when you’re older and you’ve experienced more, you realise it’s an everlasting war between good and bad." - Paul in The Lyrics
The other me would rather be the glad one The other me would rather play the fool But I want to be the kind of me That doesn't let you down as a rule "The Other Me" [written in 1982]
Paul has an artistic side that isn't level-headed, and I like that. Most of his down-to-earthiness comes from living with a good family. He was taught good values. His inner talent is just there. He also has his mad side, but he saves it for home. His mind is amazing. Although his roots are earthy, he's up in the sky on other things. - Linda [1989]
“Paul is like a beautiful two-headed monster." - Donovan [Mojo interview, 2008]
"I mean I love the idea that there are two people in my head. Well, at least two." - Paul in The Lyrics
Self portrait by Paul McCartney
#first of all#what a marvellous portrait#mirrored face#(was a mirror image his reference?)#the background highlighting the two faces that are melting together so beautifully#i could stare at this forever#.•#: the artist#z
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soooo many thoughts about this oh my god i am screaming and giggling and kicking my feet
#first of all#THE GLASSES#i’m gonna need several days to recover#barky taking chucky out on a date in his home country#(idc that it’s for content im going to be blissfully ignorant)#the way they look at each other#they’re in love your honor#matthew tkachuk#mt19#aleksander barkov#ab16#THE GLASSES OH MY GOD
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this panel should be framed and put in a museum
#first of all#young satoru and baby megumi#i repeat#young satoru and baby megumi!!!!!!!!#this is everything to me#baby megumi hugging his shikigami dog#he's soo cute#and satoru teasing megumi!!!#and megumi flat out ignoring him lol#and satoru's don't ignore me#and satoru ruffling megumi's hair!!!!#screams into the void#grabs mappa by the shoulder#mappa listen to me forget everything and animate this please!!! please#this manga panel is sooo important#anything young satoru baby megumi content i love it!!!#they are family#this is big bro teasing little bro#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#reading jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro
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for the rhink shippers
#rhett and link#rhink#ear biscuits#finally posting the video version of this moment#there is sooooo much to unpack here#first of all#thank YOU for the shout out rhett#it's so nice how often you think of us#lmao#and i don't think i've ever heard them actually call us by our name?#like saying rhink shippers out loud#it's so freaking funny#and the comment that they don't mind feeding into our theories?#WILD#and link's shrug and tiny eye roll after rhett said it#addffghf#and him chuckling through this whole clip#while rhett is ranting about rhink shippers#and doing this weird face and scrunching up his nose#i'm literally gonna analyze this whole clip#my post
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Don't think I'll ever forget how y'all bitches villified Camila Noceda and made her out to be an abusive parent for literally no reason other than racism
#she had like one minute of screentime in that first episode#where she literally did nothing wrong#and people immediately started calling her an abusive parent#'oh but she made luz throw her book away'#'oh but she was sending luz to reality check camp'#first of all#she didn't make luz do anything#luz threw her book away from her on volition#also#luz literally brought LIVE SNAKES TO SCHOOL AND WAS BRINING A GIANT ASS FIRECRACKER WITH HER TO CAMP#love luz#not her finest moment#'oh but she forced luz to promise to stay in the human realm'#she literally found out that her daughter had been lying to her all summer#got told to her face that she wanted to run away from home#and that her daughter had been staying in A DEMON REALM#of course she was upset and acting emotionally#you bitches didn't like her until the show force fed you her side of the story#which to me had been glaringly obvious from the start#it was so obvious that she loved her daughter#you guys just love to villify poc#especially latina women#women of color in general really#don't even get me started on how people treated her in comparison to alador and odalia#camila noceda they could have never made me hate you#fandom racism#camila noceda#the owl house
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