#what an abomination

[blueeberries]

harrymort having kids would be so awkward like what are they gonna name them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[feppepurin]

SONIC 3 THOUGHTS GRGRYAYAAHHH (SPOILERS)

THIS SHIT. WAS . CRAZY !!!!!! I WAS LOSING MY MIND THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS SO HARD TO CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT i couldn't stop smiling through the entire thing. i'm so srs please watch it it's the best movie ever oh my fucking god. OKAY ONTO MY ACTUAL FEELINGS NOW

when the movie opened with shadow's memories of maria right off the bat i knew i'd love it. more on this specific maria iteration later but jesus christ aren't they just the most siblings of all time ?????? shadow was basically having a huge depressive episode for all these 50 years and now he's hungry for VENGEANCE. YOU WILL HAVE JUSTICE MARIA. also he's just so well animated literally just fucking kill me and blow my brains out THEY GAVE HIM A GUN AND A MOTORCYCLE FOR A MOMENT THERE TOO HE EVEN DID THE AKIRA SLIDE !!!!! SHADOWOWWWWW <3333

i am really happy with all the popculture references too. hate-watching, detective pikachu, comic con, cosplay ... HOT TOPIC. some people may have found it too cheesy but i for one could not be more delighted. this is so silly of COURSE knuckles would know about pokemon. i also adored how they implemented the chao into the world by making them themed cafe mascots in tokyo. these three doofuses and commander walters having a universal level of importance conversation at a kids restaurant ??? SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. actually i think this sequence from their first encounter with shadow up until stobotnik meetup is one of my favs in the whole movie ngl. they're just a trio of goofsters aren't they

WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF THE OTHER 2 BROS !!! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. WASN'T KNUCKLES JUST THE SWEETEST ??? i could fill a book with every cute and/or endearing thing he's done/said in this movie and same with tails. "the fox was just trying to comfort you." ; "you ready to play some base of ball??" LITTLE BROTHER AND OLDEST BROTHER !! SEDATE ME NOOOOW. ALSO MADDIE !!!!!! I KNOW WE ALL LOVE TOM BUT I WANT MORE MADDIE SO BADLY. MAKE THE BROS INTERACT WITH HER MORE I BEGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!! MATRIARCH WACHOWSKI I WISH YOU HAD MORE SCREENTIME SO BADLY. I UNDERSTAND YOU CAN'T FIT ALLAT IN JUST ONE MOVIE THOUGH !! WE HAVE FANFICS FOR THAT. that moment when the team™ arrived home to go over the g.u.n infiltration plan and knuckles IMMEDIATELY put on some kind of thingamajig one of his parents knit. he ate their homemade bread too <\333 fuckkkkkk please make him talk to maddie more

THE STOBOTNIK NATION IS THRIVING WITH THIS ONE THOUGH (not really) !!!! they were so Queer. why did stone have to do all that when shaving robotnik's head. why did robotnik have to rip stone's fucking shirt off to later make a new costume out of it. WHAT WAS THAT COMMENT ABOUT TIED UP STONE ? don't even get me started on the message too AND ON ROBOTNIK'S RELATIONSHIP WITH GERALD AND THE WHOLE THING WITH THE ARK SIBLINGS JESUS. i'm actually so sad he's dead now =<:,[[[[[[ pleaseeee he was hilarious ........ and cute ............... stone has no one to have a homoerotic workplace relationship with now ............................. legitimately though the way he Finally acknowledged how much stone cared for him this whole time. called him a good friend <333 "goodbye, doctor." FUCKKKKKK. WHAT IS MR AGENT STONE GONNA DO NOW HOW DO YOU EVEN RECOVER FROM THAT. YOUR UNSPOKEN LOVER JUST LIVESTREAMED HIS DEATH ON SOME FUCK ASS SPACESHIP AND (indirectly) TOLD YOU HE LOVES YOU TOO ???

okay since we're talking about robotnik we're talking about gerald and if we're talking about gerald we're TALKING ABOUT MARIA. SHE WAS SO SILLY !!!!!! SHE'S GOOD NATURED SHE BELIEVES IN KINDNESS AND HER HOME AND EVERYTHING BEING OKAY IN THE END AND HER BROTHER SHE'S MISCHIEVOUS AND RESOURCEFUL AND SNEAKY (damn when i say it like that maria sure does sound a lot like soni— *gets shot*). i really really love how we got some more of her as her own character and not a catalyst for shadow's arc. she's perfect MWAH !!!!! <33333 however i'm not too sure about her being a regular girl and not a chronically ill disabled living in a damn space colony never been to earth girl. i know you can never make a Totally Faithful adaptation of something but i think shadow and maria growing up in the same place, with shadow's entire purpose of creation being maria's supposed cure makes their relationship so much more viscerally moving and affecting and emotional and profound and andAND AND. SHIT.. CURLS UP ON TJE FLOOR AND DIES ??? THEY WANTED TO VISIT EARTH TOGETHER ONE DAY ....... absolutely not complaining about the content we did get with the 2 of them. silly dancing to a song having sleepovers rollerskating stargazing deep conversations. oh my fucking god. don't even get me started on the phrase. th PHRASE. i watched this movie again when i came home and it brought me to tears A SECOND TIME. every time i think how i've calmed down i think back to it and want to cry again and again. a light still shines, even when the star has died.

A LIGHT STILL SHINES, EVEN WHEN THE STAR HAS DIED. MARIA'S LIGHT STILL SHINES !!!!!!! IT FUCKING SHINES WITH SHADOW !!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT LIGHT THERE'S ONLY DARKNESS BUT A SHADOW WILL SHOW YOU WHERE TO FIND THE LIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHADOW WILL KEEP LIVING BC THIS IS WHAT MARIA WOULD'VE WANTED !!!!!!!

okay wipes tears away this is already too long for anyone's liking and i'm so sleepy so i'll make a part 2 tomorrow bc that's not even THE TIP OF TJE FUCKING ICEBERG OF WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT SONIC 3. GOOD FUCKING NIGHT EVERYPONY

[ladylaufeyson1]

Mobius is me af trying to find any semblance of Loki in this shitty ass dumpster fire of a show. 💅

[sillyrodimus]

i forgot my stylus at home.

[panthermouthh]

Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.

[joeloverture]

good fuckin lord

All of these comments, gone from your post, @ayadrafts. I've seen screenshots of peoples' messages with you where you just laugh in response to being called out, and part of me thinks that you’re probably just enjoying the negative attention. It’s why I’m hesitant to even make this post and satisfy that sick, sad need within you even more.

You don’t give a shit about writers or the hard work they put in to their stories and that’s pretty fucking disappointing. So this post is going up, and it’s staying up until you take the fic you stole from me down and apologize to me. Your lack of remorse is deeply concerning.

[magicomens]

Hellooo I'm back sooner than expected! I had a drawing marathon bc I want to post part 7 in two weeks for cruel irony purposes (Merlin fans might have an idea)

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[rockdrop]

I think mafuyu could fit kanade in her fishtank.

You are right

[maleficore]

When I tell you I have been thinking about this for three days straight...

[alyssalenko]

So uh...we saw Red One and I got a couple of unexpected checks on my monsterfucker bingo card. Between Krampus and the Abominable Snowmen, I'm going to hell. But...

Bonus:

Bonus 2:

Bonus 3:

[phoe-ix]

Generation Loss: Season 2: yaoi loss or smth like that.

[cheriboms]

[spite] has entered the chat >:P

[linddzz]

Jayce is literally a guard dog from the moment he met Viktor and I just know that he can be wayyy worse in fics if people weren’t playing it safe

So small disclaimer that I can't say much about how he's portrayed in fics or if I have any thoughts there. Tbh when I'm first getting into writing my own stuff for a ship I don't read or seek out a lot of other fics for a mix of weird brain reasons. A mix of a lot of doubts from comparing myself, but also I like getting a solid feel of my characterization without too much general fandom influence getting in there or end up accidentally stealing a concept/dialogue that just sticks in my brain.

(exceptions tend to be made for mutuals who I know are excellent writers already in which case I will psych myself up to not fall into the self comparison issue dkdjdkdk)

ANYWAY!!! Tbh I'm not surprised that there's not a lot that goes super dark on the possessive Jayce OR possessive Viktor just because they are such a weird little mix of legit fun and goofy and dreamy eyed for each other, AND canon pretty much laid out the dark side of their relationship I think. Jayce had already been confronted with Viktor's impending death, they already had their conversation where he had to promise to destroy the hexcore, which was them both in a way accepting Viktor's death. And he immediately broke that the second he was actually confronted with that death.

It's not dark to me as in "grr no one can touch you but me I'm going to lock you up in the lab to make sure you can never leave me and nothing can ever hurt you" which is how most dark possessive fics/romance lit tend to go. And I guess it can be hard to tap into what IS very dark and fucked up about Jayce and Viktor's codependence in a way that doesn't erase how wholesome they can and do come across in canon.

The dark is in the devotional romance of it, the almost instant codependence, it's in how beautiful it all is (like how Viktor's evolved forms are both beautiful and deeply unsettling for all their elegance). It's in thinking for just a liiiittle bit and realizing that Mage Viktor is knowingly dooming timelines by sparking Jayce's fascination with magic (and by making himself the thing that starts Jayce's obsession).

The dark possessiveness for Jayce is best captured when the partner he broke his biggest promise to, whose heart he replaced with the hexcore, stumbled out as something metal and inhuman. The dark side of Jayvik is; when Viktor's voice came out warped and mechanical as he stared at his own hand with confusion and fear, asking "What am I?"

Jayce smiled, laughed with that bright loverboy earnestness, and said "You're alive!"

[halfusek]

well that wasnt in the script

[drawing-kitty-ckristal]

Oh god ever since i read nyoomerr's ficlet about OctoBinghe it's been stuck in my mind and i just had to draw it!

Nyoomerr's post

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE