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sharksfrommars · 21 days ago

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I imagine the Mystery Shack is like the house from House of Leaves

seems normal, except the geometry doesn’t make sense, and the more you think about it, the more the house pulls you in and drives you insane.

except, with the mystery shack, the insanity it pulls you towards is the INSANE SAVINGS TO BE FOUND AT THE GIFT SHOP! NOW ONLY $100!

Stan wouldn’t even notice. Oh, there’s a room here that wasn’t here before? Guess that makes sense. There are more windows inside than outside? Saves on the Electricity Bill he doesn’t pay! The strange incomprehensible pull one feels to find out about and become one with the house? Maybe that’s just what owning a home is like.

dipper brings it up one day, only to be met with a noncommittal shrug from Stan

#gravity falls #stanley pines #dipper pines #the mystery shack #house of leaves #i I haven’t actually read house of leaves yet #I haven’t come across a physical copy #So I only vaguely know what it’s about.#I feel like dipper would get obsessed with it for 3 months (same)#Stan is actually immune to cosmic horror #he’s completely unaffected by eldrich abominations plaguing his reality. He’s too busy shoplifting

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