#krampus baby what that forked tongue do?
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alyssalenko · 1 month ago
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So uh...we saw Red One and I got a couple of unexpected checks on my monsterfucker bingo card. Between Krampus and the Abominable Snowmen, I'm going to hell. But...
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alyssalenko · 1 month ago
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WHEN HE WIPED HIS MOUTH WITH HIS TAIL? AND LICKED HIS LIPS WITH THAT FORKED TONGUE? AND THE LITTLE BUTT SHAKE WHILE HE WAS DANCING? I'M READY TO BE WRECKED PLEASE.
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Apparently I'm supposed to root for The Rock and not the delicious horned man with chains that could absolutely wreck me.
The world is a messed up place. 😩
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neganwifey25-blog · 10 days ago
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I honestly agree with this post…😳😅 ESPECIALLY KRAMPUS
So uh...we saw Red One and I got a couple of unexpected checks on my monsterfucker bingo card. Between Krampus and the Abominable Snowmen, I'm going to hell. But...
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