#krampus baby what that forked tongue do?
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So uh...we saw Red One and I got a couple of unexpected checks on my monsterfucker bingo card. Between Krampus and the Abominable Snowmen, I'm going to hell. But...
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#krampus#god jesus christ i need that slutty demon#between him and the abominable snowmen i'm going to hell for sure...#abominable snowmen#headless horseman#red one#I also can't listen to Feliz Navidad the same way ever again...#monster fucker#red one spoilers#Christmas#krampus baby what that forked tongue do?#santa#the eye candy game was strong#look at the guns on santa...#I apologize to everyone. This was Garcia erasure and I'm sorry. I've fixed it#Garcia#agent Garcia
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WHEN HE WIPED HIS MOUTH WITH HIS TAIL? AND LICKED HIS LIPS WITH THAT FORKED TONGUE? AND THE LITTLE BUTT SHAKE WHILE HE WAS DANCING? I'M READY TO BE WRECKED PLEASE.
Apparently I'm supposed to root for The Rock and not the delicious horned man with chains that could absolutely wreck me.
The world is a messed up place. 😩
#krampus#god jesus christ i need that slutty demon#between him and the abominable snowmen i'm going to hell for sure...#krampus baby what that forked tongue do?#red one#truth#relevant#posts about me
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I honestly agree with this post…😳😅 ESPECIALLY KRAMPUS
So uh...we saw Red One and I got a couple of unexpected checks on my monsterfucker bingo card. Between Krampus and the Abominable Snowmen, I'm going to hell. But...
Bonus:
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#krampus#abominable snowmen#headless horseman#red one#i also can't listen to feliz navidad the same way ever again...#monster fucker#red one spoilers#christmas#krampus baby what that forked tongue do?#santa#when I saw the tongue I gulped
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