#page 630

[pesterloglog]

Jake English, Jane Crocker, Dirk Strider

Page 627-632

JAKE: Oh flip.

JAKE: Sorry janey i was handling an urgent matter.

JAKE: Had to pop down the little boys office to shred some important papers.

JANE: What?

JAKE: Im spending a penny at the local water closet.

JANE: Jake.

JAKE: Im in the bathroom.

JANE: Oh.

JANE: UGH!

JANE: You are always in the bathroom these days!

JAKE: Well my job is to taste test all your water for poison,

JAKE: dear.

JAKE: Forgive my impertinence but perhaps if you trusted the troops more, we could avoid all of this folderol and i could be promoted to standing by your side?

JAKE: Thatd help my besieged bladder, for sure.

JANE: Not happening.

JAKE: Oh! Of course!

JAKE: Silly me.

JAKE: May i ask... why?

JAKE: Not to make a tit of myself here.

JAKE: But wouldnt an enemy spy be childs play to spot, seeing as our troops share such similar faces?

JAKE: Pretty much the exact same face?

JANE: I once thought it an asset too!

JANE: How clever I saw myself...

JANE: "Hoo hoo! We'll avoid instating a draft by cloning an army!"

JANE: "Unprecedented genius!"

JANE: "Brand consistency!"

JANE: Of course, I realize now that if any serviceman developed mutinous, deviant intentions, he could simply slink back into the safety of the crowd.

JANE: The perfect cover for a tiger amongst zebras.

JAKE: Grrr...

JAKE: Friggin double agents, man.

DIRK: (Amazing. Can I get a cherry on top of that?)

JAKE: Why i oughta... the very thought!

DIRK: (Fuck yes. Marlon Brando in the motherfucking building.)

JANE: Exactly. It's horrifying.

JANE: Thankfully I have practiced instinct where assassination is concerned.

JANE: An instinct that has only sharpened in the wake of... recent tragedies.

JANE: I won't be lulled into any such false sense of security this time, that's for sure!

JAKE: Is that why the old henhouse has been feeling a bit spacious recently?

JANE: I may have a handful or so of men in the brig.

JANE: For safekeeping.

JANE: They have snacks! A water trough.

JANE: All unpoisoned, might I add.

JANE: Who gives a toot anyways, we'll be depositing them out onto the battlefield soon enough.

JAKE: Speaking of the battle...

JAKE: What was the pre-established plan, again?

JAKE: Just trying to refresh my simple mind on the details.

JAKE: Especially the ones that situate our son near The Point.

JAKE: I take it we have protocols in place a tad more delicate than simply "bombs away!"

JAKE: Right?

JANE: Sigh.

JANE: Jake, do you remember when I went to the moon?

JAKE: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh.

JANE: No? It was a huge deal.

JAKE: Was this around the time all those carapacians took a big chunk out of it?

JANE: Yes!

JANE: You see, prior to that expedition, I'd been cooking up a contingency plan, of sorts.

JANE: I put some serious man-hours into it.

JANE: If things were to go tines up, our last line of defense is a machine that will emit a guided beam to a location of my choosing.

DIRK: (A laser?)

JAKE: So were destroying The Point now?

JANE: No!

JANE: No, no, no, no.

JANE: Definitely not.

JANE: We are *capturing* The Point.

JANE: But if we don't...

JAKE: Ah.

JAKE: Contingency plan.

JANE: Contingency plan indeed.

JANE: A surgical, precise, and most importantly *unexpected* means of victory, with virtually no crossfire.

JAKE: Does that seem...

JAKE: Sound?

JANE: You know, Jake, you've been giving me the 3rd degree all day.

JAKE: Hm?

JANE: You're typically content stumbling through life as a soft-headed bimbo, and it's only now of all times you start showing stark, pointed interest in happenings outside of yourself?

JANE: I find that odd.

JANE: Suspicious even.

JAKE: Erm...

JANE: You're thinking, "She's a bad mother," aren't you?

DIRK: (Here we go.)

JANE: Don't you try to deny it.

JANE: I see you, up there on your high horse.

JANE: Interrogating me!

JANE: As if you have the right!

JANE: Just what did *you* do, besides whimper like a kicked dog, as they took our boy away!?

JANE: "TAVVY!"

JANE: You can fly, you idiot!

JANE: You're such a harmless, dunderheaded fucking nonentity that those seditious connivers would have *let* you tail them!

DIRK: (Ouch.)

JANE: Everything he has, *I've* provided.

JANE: Everything he is, *I've* nurtured!

JAKE: (Criminy, bro, she has a death laser.)

JAKE: (Like goldfinger.)

JANE: Remember how I willed him out of my body, 3 months premature, because I was so excited to see him?

JAKE: (The rebellion isnt prepared for that.)

JAKE: (What are they going to do?)

DIRK: (Fuck if I know, refract it off Commander Vantas' massive tits?)

JAKE: (Were going to lose.)

JANE: You might be a primo actor, English, with that perfect smile and that stupid, sexy fake accent.

JANE: But you are not a caring individual.

JANE: My Dad...

JANE: He had so much love in him that you could feel it when he entered the room.

JANE: Across all the iterations of yourself, do you think your children ever felt even a MODICUM of that?

JANE: Jade? Terrifying,

JANE: I hate even thinking about it.

JANE: And I don't doubt for a second that there were more.

JANE: How do you imagine they turned out?

JAKE: (I finally grew the gumption to get off the back foot, and were all going to meet the reaper regardless.)

JANE: Let's face it. I held you accountable.

JANE: Without me, you'd have left Tavros behind in a peanut factory.

JANE: Asphyxiating on the floor, crying "Daddy, where are you! Daddy!"

DIRK: (Dude.)

JAKE: (JOLLY JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!)

JANE: What the fresh hell are you mumbling to yourself?

JANE: Y-

JAKE: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN CAKE HOLE!!!!!!!

JANE: !!!!!!

JAKE: Listen to you, lecturing me about parenting and flagellating me with fucking... infanticidal peanut snuff fantasies!

JAKE: Tavros isnt even allergic to peanuts anymore!

JANE: What?

JAKE: Hes been cured since he was thirteen!

JANE: How????

JAKE: Gamzee.

JAKE: Via some vile cosmic caper or another it is *always* gamzee!

JAKE: He found out!

JAKE: Started rambling on and on about "how motherfuckin' malicious" it was to see "A dIfFeReNtLy AbLeD bRoThEr MiSsIn' OuT oN tHe NiRvAnA oF tHaT nUtTy MoThErFuCkIn' NeCtAr."

DIRK: (Why are you doing the voice?)

JAKE: "ThErE's WhOlEsOmE, hOlIsTiC hEaLiNg PrOpErTiEs AlL uP aNd StUfFeD iNtO tHe HaRmOnIoUs UnIoN oF pB aNd J."

DIRK: (You don't need to do the voice.)

JAKE: "WhAt EvEn Is ThIs SuLtRy BiTcH oF a LiFe WiThOuT a LiTtLe PeAnUt BuTtEr JeLlY tImE?"

DIRK: (It'd be so sick if you stopped doing the voice.)

JAKE: Then he pulled the "OuR dUtY aS sTrOnG mAlE mOtHeRfUcKiN' mOdElS iS tO nUrTuRe AnD gUiDe ThAt LoSt LiTtLe LeGuMe-InToLeRaNt LaMb," card.

JAKE: "We StRaIgHt Up GoT tO bE tHe ChAnGe WhAt AlL nObOdY eLsE eVeR gOt DoWn To BeInG iN tHe WoRlD, fOr ThE lItTlE nEgLeCtEd NuGgEtS *wE* aLl WaS."

DIRK: (Fuck me, then.)

JANE: He always felt you two had a common tragic upbringing.

JAKE: I know...

JAKE: After that, the insane clown started stowing peanuts around the mansion, tricking little tavvy into eating them!

JAKE: Poor squirt was thrashing throat-first into anaphylactic shock bi-weekly.

JAKE: I epipenned him so many times, i learned needlekind!

JAKE: Worried myself as sick as our boy was, just wishing that nutty nightmare would nix.

JAKE: Then, wham.

JAKE: It did!

JAKE: Thank god!

JANE: I-

JANE: I had no idea.

JAKE: Of course you didnt!

JAKE: You werent there!

JAKE: You might have expelled him into existence with your easy-bake tuna canoe.

JAKE: But i kept him alive!

JAKE: I raised him!

JAKE: Nelsons knickers, half the time it feels like "uncle" fucking gamzee had more hand in his upbringing than you did!

JANE: Oh... my...

JANE: I never... took a second to stop and think...

JANE: I don't remember when he took his first steps.

JANE: Or what his favorite food is.

JANE: I didn't even fucking breast feed him!

DIRK: (Which is fucking crazy, all things considered.)

JANE: I don't... even know what his first word was.

JAKE: It was "honk."

JANE: Jesus Christ.

JANE: He must hate me.

JAKE: Oh, janey...

JANE: It's true.

JANE: Look at the way he acted during the hostage negotiations.

JANE: His life was threatened, and Tavros didn't call out to me once!

JANE: Like he... he knew I had other concerns.

JAKE: Well,

JAKE: You do.

JANE: Do you think I want to?

JANE: I wanted this family!

JANE: I can't help how much goddamn pressure I'm under!

JAKE: Nobody asked you to shoulder any of that.

JAKE: ...Dear.

JANE: I had to!

JANE: The rest of you couldn't be trusted!

JANE: None of you even bothered to graduate high school!

JANE: While you were all being shut-ins, and self-destructing, and fucking... cavorting!!! I was making public appearances.

JANE: Somebody had to represent us, so people wouldn't assume the worst!

JANE: They waited 5000 years for us, and for what? To see there was no plan, no reason, that none of their gods were really on their side.

JANE: I had to become an adult before ANY of you decided to catch up.

JANE: Sigh.

JANE: If Tavros never felt any love from me, it's because I barely had anything left to give.

JANE: No wonder you both left.

JAKE: !!!!!!!

JAKE: Er... im not following.

JANE: Come on, now, Jakey. When you went to go stay with John.

JAKE: Zooks, you knew id skittered away this whole time?

JAKE: And you arent mad?

JAKE: Why?

JANE: Because I love you, you bobo.

JANE: I have loved you since I was 13.

JANE: Sure, going off the map right after my father died was not the kindest timing.

JANE: But you were always going to come back.

JANE: And I mastered forgiving you a long time ago.

JANE: I even forgave you for Dirk.

JAKE: Forgave me for... for being with him?

JANE: What?

JANE: No, I was always an ally first when it came to that.

JANE: What's a... a dalliance between bros, really?

DIRK: (Word.)

JANE: I'm referring to his death.

DIRK: (Oh, what the fuck.)

JANE: Not saying it's all your fault.

DIRK: (Wow.)

JANE: Dirk just never *got* you.

JANE: He thought he could figure you out, make all the right moves, and you'd be happy.

JANE: But people have to want themselves to be happy.

JANE: And the only thing you've ever consistently wanted was to be absolved.

JANE: I understand that now.

JAKE: ... And?

JANE: And I accept you, Jake!

JANE: That's why I have confidence our union will endure forever.

JANE: You release me of all my doubts. And I can't be disappointed by you.

JAKE: Huh...

DIRK: (Hm.)

JANE: I...

JANE: Oh, fucking... pixie sticks.

JANE: I have to leave for the bridge.

JANE: The enemy is moving into position as we speak.

JAKE: Do you...

JAKE: Do you still need that water tested?

JANE: Haha, no.

JANE: I drank it all in my hysterics without even noticing.

JAKE: And youre okay?

JANE: Completely fine! It really was just... water.

JAKE: I had hoped!

JANE: Hoo hoo, thank you. :B

JANE: ...

JANE: Listen, Jake.

JANE: I won't be able to really talk for some time once this whole final battle shebang kicks off, but I need you to know.

JANE: I am sorry.

JANE: For a lot of things.

JANE: I promise.

JANE: I just need you to believe in me a little while longer.

JAKE: Of course janey... of course.

JAKE: I... love you.

JANE: I know, J.

JANE: I know.

[consistentsquash]

SEXPOSITION!!!! :D @danpuff-ao3!!!!

Sorry not sorry about the capitals screaming because this stuff is lit. It's 630 pages single bookbinding!!!! OMG. Danni really said go big or go home!!

Original rec list on Tumblr - The goal of this list was to rec Snarry fics great about using sex for exposition with a huge dick to word count ratio. The Big Dick Energy of these fics are totally 110% matched by the Big Dick Energy of the bookbinding Danni did :D Also I probably am the luckiest reccer and maybe one of the top 1% (suck on that Bernie!!!) because Danni bound my rec list and whoa total honor :D :D Better than getting into Library of Congress :D

lots and lots after the cut :D :D it took me forever because my roof was like 50% roof and needed to fix that but pic time now :D :D

Ok, this book is from Busy Bee Book Bindery! It's got the coolest seal ever :D :D Also look at the special guy on the right :D we are flying :D

Also from the side

Also check out The Table of Contents!!!

1. Entwined by rexluscus

Danni picked the perfect symbol for this fic. It's dirtyhotbadwrong and its really really codependency :D

2. Pink Slip by Cluegirl

To be honest the corset is the One Image which just stays in my brain forever about the fic. I mean Voldemort one and the Order folks are now "fosterlings" and things are really dirtybadhotwrong but the corset imagery lives in my head rentfree :D Danni really got that one right :D :D

3. made to be broken by @theshopislocal

Really love the feather/light/vulnerability vibes of the symbol. It totally matches the beautiful fic with vulnerable Snape written in classic Snarry slash vibes.

4. Warm by @perverse-idyll

Warm :D Total vibe match for the PWP established relationship comfort read vibes of the fic. Because this is the Snarry PWP and established relationship fic as far as I am concerned :D

5. Green Grow the Rushes, O by eldritcher

I mean this one really is the perfect symbol again :D Harry has a jackal's head like Anubis because he is that good bad at Animagus stuff. The Snarry bestiality fic/creature fic as far as I am concerned :D

6. The Unforgivables by Dementor Delta and Cruise Director

I love love love the super direct symbolism of the wand in this fic :D It's just like Harry :D Kind of Slytherin and sneaky, kind of Gryffindor and risktaking :D Also lots of dumb luck and it works out :D

7. No Sex, No Galleons by Ziasudra

I mean literally nobody is paying Snape a ton of Galleons for his services :D Bad joke but I really love the symbolism of that for the fic which has a ton of characterization and dynamics around the concept of worth <3

8. Contempt by @danpuff-ao3

The most Snarry fic of 2020s for me <3 I am pretty much totally burned on Snarry because I feel satisfied and a big reason for that is Contempt. It was so brilliant, perfect and I don't really feel like reading new Snarry at the moment :D Also a perfect image for the fic. Innocence, guilt, beauty, ugliness, imperfection, flaws, penetration lots and lots of symbolism in that <3

9. Mostly Harmless by EmilyWaters1976

The imagery of the manacle is super on point for this fic which is dark, dubcon bittersweet with a happy ending :D

10. Death and the Open Mind by Loup Garou.

The final fic is super long at like 43000 words. I mean!!! That's like 150 pages!! 150 pages!! Danni is insane and brilliant. I really love the skull rose imagery which is perfect for the fic which is dark, dirtybadhotwrong and really really beautiful.

Also the intro :D

Also one of my fav parts from Contempt

Going to bed with Severus — to actually sleep — is Harry's favorite part. It's a bit awkward because they haven't discussed it, but Severus doesn't dissuade Harry from following him. The bed is lumpy and creaky and small. Severus is too bony to be a comfortable bedmate. Harry latches onto him all the same.

Also one of my fav parts from Warm

It was everything Harry wanted. It was the sort of sex he'd thought he could never have, and it made him so giddy he almost laughed out loud.

Also one of my fav parts from Green Grow the Rushes, O.

He has done his best to ward the boy in. He has done his best to follow the boy. But the boy is no longer a boy. With Minerva's voice, with a jackal's head, with skulls on his torso dying off one-by-one, he is godly and bestial, of no father's seed, of no mother's make.

Also of course back of the book

Also This got here by OWL POST

[bookwyrminspiration]

reading canceled, gatita needed a pillow <3

[axels-corner]

I was cleaning my room and I found a quill and it made me think of Fintan so I did a quick scetch of him

Art tag list (if you want to be added or removed just let me know):

@loverofallthingssmart @impostertamsong @make-kotlc-gayer @my-swan-song @dragonwinnie-kotlc @an-absolute-travesty @a-lonely-tatertot @bronte-deserves-better @crazedfangirl14 @almostfullnerd @ladybloomofkotlc @katniss-elizabeth-chase @lola-legendary @marella-gossipqueen-redek

[asexualannoyance]

i am now 1/4 of the way through Moby Dick and if by the end of it my sanity is still intact i will be very surprised

[jasmines-library]

maybe when the batfam is watching and batsis falls asleep on one of the boys shoulders and they take care of her and it’s all fluffy and nice 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 your writing is like the best thing ever I LIVE for it

Look after you

Note: Thanks for requesting anon! I need to add more fluff to my page...

Warnings: None

Word count: 630

⛤ BATFAM MASTERLIST ⛤

It had been a long few weeks.

Perhaps that was an understatement. Between school and the appearance of a new crime syndicate, you had been extremely busy. Each day that passed felt hours longer than the last as you found yourself collapsing into bed at ungodly hours each night. After finally returning from patrol, you could sprawl out across your bed for a few hours of sleep before the vicious cycle began again.

But, it was finally Saturday night and you and your brothers had piled into the living room to settle in front of the TV. The tradition began when Tim joined the family and had grown ever since. It was your favourite part of the week; a time to unwind from the madness of your double life.

You sat on the couch, wedged between Dick and Jason. Tim had sprawled himself across the remaining space, tucking a pillow under his arm, and Damian settled across the floor, resting the back of his head on your knees. The five of you had bundled together, passing around the bowl of snacks that Alfred had prepared for you.

The fireplace crackled away in the dim room, providing a small, flickering light and a soothing warmth. Your exhaustion soon began to overcome you as your eyes fluttered shut, urged on by the quiet warmth in the room. You let out a yawn and shifted around on the couch between your brothers and as time passed you found your head began to feel heavy so you rested it on Jason’s shoulder. Just for a moment.

But that moment lasted much longer than you had anticipated because you found your eyes drifting closed and your body falling into a much needed sleep. Jason glanced at you, being careful to try not to move his body so as not to wake you, and smiled. Glad to see you finally taking a minute to relax.

When the movie finally finished, Damian twisted around to gape at the rest of the family. Throwing his arms up as he exclaimed: “They can’t just leave it like that! What kind of an ending-“

“Shh.” Jason glared at his little brother.

“What…” Damian barked, about to start a rant about how he could do what he wanted when Dick gestures to you asleep on Jason’s shoulder and his words fell silent. “Oh.”

“I swear if any of you idiots wake her up-“ Jason started as you nuzzled closer to him.

“She looks so peaceful.” Tim smiled, taking out his phone and snapping a picture.

“Tt. Drake, that better not be going anywhere.” Damian wanted to roll his eyes at his brothers action but as he looked up at you, he understood.

Jason moved slowly as he hooked his arms under your legs to hoist you up as smoothly as he could. He shifted your weight as he stood, moving towards your room down the hall.

As he walked, you stirred slightly. Your eyes blinked, eyelashes fluttering listlessly against your cheeks.

“J’sn?” You murmured against his neck.

You felt him nod as he whispered “go back to sleep little wing.”

You murmured something incoherent as your eyes blinked back shut again. When you reached your room, Dick pushed ahead to push open your door so that Jason could bustle in and lay you gently on your bed that you melted into.

Tim entered a few moments later, placing an extra blanket over you and tucking it under your arms to keep you warm as Dick smoothed the hair away from your face.

Once you were situated in bed, your brothers crept away from your room. Damian placed a kiss on your forehead, before moving towards the door where the light from the hallway still streamed through.

“Good night little sister. Sweet dreams.”

🦇 BATFAM TAGLIST:

@aestheticdaisies

@hell-o-kittys

@mamapucket

@xxrougefangxx

@hearts4robs

[the-exiled-comic]

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[justarandompersononthehellsite]

So... @muffinlance wrote a really awesome story. I read a post from a point in time, though I truly do not remember when since it seems like I've been working on this project forever, saying that she gives blanket permission for people to print and bind the story into a book (I think there was an also addendum saying that they do not give permission to be sold, since selling fic is illegal). This fic has had total control over my whole brain since it was sent to me (@creatorofthemind I believe it was you, so thank you forever for tuning me into it) back during the days of like chapter six or seven.

So here I am now, sharing this amazing journey of my first ever bookbinding adventure. Further reading below.

So to give you an idea of what's going on, this is a fanfiction about Zuko (Avatar the Last Airbender) (animated show version, the LA show did not exist yet and we do not speak of the movie) being adopted by Hakoda, Father of Katara and Zuko. (This might have also been what kicked off the Give Zuko A Parent craze, but don't fact check me.)

Overall, the characters from the show stick very well to the cannon versions, but where MuffinLance really shines is in the rich backstories and fleshed out feeling of all the non cannon elements. Especially the background characters. I would argue that the writing in this peice of fanwork could easily rival the cannon show at many points of comparison.

Now that you have context, we can get into the actual process.

To start, I used this guide to figure out where to even begin, and fount the included resource list to also be quite helpful. I cannot for the LIFE OF ME figure out where I found the template I used for the front matter and such, but it must be somewhere and I will link to it when I inevitably come across it again.

Then I began to typeset. This step took... a long time. I worked in chunks from about September of 2022 to late March of 2024. I would get a big section done, sometimes even the entire thing, but then find I hated the way I had done it and give up for months at a time. Such is the life of ADHD and flitting interest in projects I suppose.

And then finally, step one was done, and I was left with pages on a word document that look like this. (And do please let me know if you want the link to the document. It was so much work, and I would love to not be the only one to use it.)

Next step was printing out this beast. Ended up being about eight pages of front matter, and about 630 pages of body text.

That I printed wrong.

Twice.

Before finally getting it right. And then not getting a picture of it, because I finished at 4 am and had work at 7, and am also an idiot.

Then I simply stitched along, putting everything together into a beautiful text block.

And came up with a design for the cover.

Yes the glue did end up lumpy. Ignore it.

Yes I did have to sketch out the design onto a scraped page several times before I figured out what I was doing. Ignore that too.

The cover design does wrap around the entire cover. No I did not get a picture before I glued the thing down. See again: I'm an idiot. And just... massively impatient.

Finally, we get to the stage of gluing. Behold, my bookpress.

Of course, topped with Madam MuffinLances own actual professional-people book, Fox's Tounge and Kirin's Bone. It is Excelent. Here is the LINK so you can go and support this amazing author with the real-monies as well as the internet-kudos.

Then, once everything is glued together, one must give the book its "gilt" edges.

[sakana-comic]

🐟✨SAKANA UPDATE ✨🐟

We learned so much about architecture and, wait, that was a metaphor for emotional support? Sorry, I totally forgot to internalize that part.

Read SAKANA page 630 here!

[futurehunt]

one of the few times we have azriel blatantly defying rhysand's orders. but why??

Who was on the northern flank?

"Jurian, Tamlin, and Beron still battered the Northern flank" - pg. 630

And who had just gone over there?

"Eris winnowed away - to warn his father, no doubt" - pg. 625

And how does Azriel know that?

"Rhys, where he stood now talking to Azriel and Eris...." right before Nesta warned them of the Cauldron gearing up for an attack- pg. 624

Anyway, after he flies off, we get 10 pages of every member of the IC standing around chit-chatting, talking about Vassa, joking with Miryam and Drakon, talking about Lucien, watching papa Archeron's ships arrive.

The situation is so dire that Azriel needs to charge off into battle but not dire enough that Rhysand, Cassian, Feyre, Amren, Mor, or anyone else needs to go help out for a bit :)

Azzy baby's instincts just needed to make him rush off and help his mate.

[blackstarchanx3new]

FSR NEW MASTERPOST

Ease of reading in mind

Season 1

Chapter 1: PG 1-20 Four Heroes Return

Bonus Chapter "Name"

Chapter 2: PG 21-31 Back Home

Chapter 3: PG 32-57 A "Walk"

Chapter 4: PG 58-81 Library

Chapter 5: PG 82-108 A Promise

Chapter 6: PG 109-128 Memory Lane

Chapter 7 PT 1: PG 129-155 A Hero Playing a Villain

Chapter 7 PT 2: PG 156-177 A Hero Playing a Villain

Chapter 8: PG 178-197 Dark Mirror's Shards

Chapter 9: PG 198-210 Triforce of Power

Chapter 10 PT 1: PG 211-222 Uncontrollable Curse

Chapter 10 PT 2: PG 223-244 Uncontrollable Curse

Chapter 11 PT 1: Unfinished Business Pages 245-259

Chapter 11 PT 2: Unfinished Business Pages 260-278

Chapter 11 PT 3: Unfinished Business Pages 279-308

Chapter 11 PT 4: Unfinished Business Pages 309-338

Chapter 12: Home again Page 339-360

Chapter 13: Darkness and Vaati 361-370

Chapter 14: A Waking Nightmare 371-386 Part 1

Chapter 14: A Waking Nightmare 371-410 Part 2

Chapter 15: Split 411-424

Chapter 16: Dark Link and Green Pages 425-446

Chapter 17: Dark Link and Green 447-457

Chapter 17: Going Further 458-468

Chapter 17: Going Further 469-492

Chapter 18: Reality 493-506

Season 2

Chapter 19 Shades of Blue

Chapter 19 PT 1: Shades of Blue Pages 507-510

Chapter 19 PT 2: Shades of Blue Pages 511-514

Chapter 19 PT 3: Shades of Blue Pages 515-518

Chapter 19 PT 4: Shades of Blue Pages 519-522

Chapter 19 PT 5: Shades of Blue Pages 523-526

Chapter 19 PT 6: Shades of Blue Censored Pages 527-530

Chapter 19 PT 6: Shades of Blue Uncensored Pages 527-530

Chapter 19 PT 7: Shades of Blue Pages 531-534

Chapter 19 PT 8: Shades of Blue Pages 535-538

Chapter 19 PT 9: Shades of Blue Pages 539-542

Chapter 19 PT 10: Shades of Blue Pages 543-546

Chapter 19 PT 11: Shades of Blue Pages 547-552

Chapter 19 PT 12: Shades of Blue Pages 553-556

Chapter 20 New Friends

New Friends Part 1 Pages 557-560

New Friends Part 2 Pages 561-565

Chapter 21 Link's Bedroom

Link's Bedroom Part 1 Page 570-574

Link's Bedroom Part 2 Page 570-574

Link's Bedroom Part 3 Page 575-578

Link's Bedroom Part 4 Page 579-582

Link's Bedroom Part 5 Page 583-586

Link's Bedroom Part 6 Page 587-591

Link's Bedroom Part 7 Page 592-595

Link's Bedroom Part 8 Page 596-600

Link's Bedroom Part 9 Page 601-604

Chapter 22 Cloudy Kitchen Thoughts

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 1 Page 605-610

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 2 Page 611-616

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 3 Page 617-623

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 4 Page 624-630

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 5 Page 631-637

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 6 Page 638-644

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 7 Page 645-649

Chapter 23 The Woods

The Woods Part 1 Pages 650-655

The Woods Part 2 Pages 656-659

The Woods Part 3 Pages 660-667

The Woods Part 4 Pages 668-673

The Woods Part 5 Pages 674-677

The Woods Part 6 Pages 681-687

The Woods Part 7 Pages 688-694

The Woods Part 8 Pages 695-700

The Woods PT 9 Pages 701-706

The Woods PT 10 Pages 707-712

Chapter 24: Secret keeping in the darkness

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 1 Pages 713-718

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 2 Pages 719-723

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 3 Pages 724-729

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 4 Pages 730-735

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 5 Pages 736-741

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 6 Pages 742-747

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 7 Pages 748-753

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 8 Pages 754-756

Chapter 25: Vio

Pages 757-762

Pages 763-768

Pages 769-773

Chapter 26: Dream's end

Pages 774-779

Pages 780-785

Pages 786-791

Pages 792-797

Pages 798-803

Pages 804-810

Chapter 27: Turning point

Pages 811-815

Pages 816-820

Pages 821-826

Pages 826-832

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Other Characters/Fandoms Masterlist

House of the Dragon

Series

Sins of the Father (Aemond Targaryen x Lady!Reader | Mature | Ongoing Series)

When the Greens win the Dance of the Dragons, your father must answer for his support of Rhaenyra.

Oneshots

Bloodlust (Aemond Targaryen x Lady!Reader | Explicit | 1.8K)

After battle, Aemond visits your tent. 

The Batman

Everyone’s a Secret (Bruce Wayne x F!Reader | Ongoing | Explicit)

It’s bad enough when your one night stand is later revealed to be the reclusive Bruce Wayne but your life gets infinitely more complicated when photos of that night make the front page news.

Mistakes Were Made (Bruce Wayne x F!Reader | Ongoing | Gen)

When you take the job as Bruce Wayne’s publicist, you’re prepared for some surprises but finding out he’s Batman isn’t one of them. The good news is you’re not fired. The bad news? Batman definitely needs some PR help.

Halo

Oneshots

Everything They Made Me (John 117 x Makee l Explicit l 1.7K)

How weak must she be that a simple kindness undoes her so? (A missing scene from episode 8.)

Moon Knight

Oneshots

Nothing Lasts But Light (Layla El-Faouly x Reader x Marc Spector l Explicit l 3.4K)

You love Layla enough to accept anything, even Marc.

Top Gun

Oneshots

A Lesson in Patience (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Explicit l 1.4K)

Your boyfriend wants to try something new. 

Drabbles

Take a Seat (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Explicit | 845)

Rooster invites you to take a seat on his face. 

His Goofy Girl (Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader | Gen | 630)

You have an entertaining reaction to the anesthesia used for your wisdom tooth extraction, much to Rooster ‘s amusement and embarrassment.

Vikings Valhalla 

Oneshots

New Beginnings (Harald Sigurdsson x F!Reader l Mature l Series on hiatus) 

You are chosen to wed King Harald in order to cement the alliance between King Canute’s growing kingdom and Norway.

A Quiet Interlude (King Canute x F!Reader l Explicit l 1.2K)

After the death of Queen Ælfgifu, you become King Canute’s new wife.  

Drabbles

Heartbeat (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Explicit l 874) 

When your home is attacked, you see a different side of Leif.

Persistence (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Teen l 658)

Many men have come for your hand but Leif is the first you let into your heart.

The Rescue (Leif Eriksson x F!Reader l Gen l 431)

You hate frat parties but Harald’s new friend might just change your mind. (Modern AU)

Wicked Games (Godwin x OC l Explicit l 662)

The new Elderman of Wessex has met his match with Lady Aida.

♡Main Masterlist♡

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Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva: Deluxe Collector's Edition (UK) (18th October 2010)

This version was limited to 1000 copies

original RRP: £49.99

Contains: DVD, Blu-ray, bonus DVD, plus 630 page storyboard booklet

Audio: Japanese, English

Sub: English

Bonus DVD content: "Introducing LEVEL-5", "Inside OLM studios", "Inside PA WORKS studios", "Making of 3D scenes", "Focus on the last riddle", "Break the code"

[anhonest-puck]

more anderperry because i miss them (under the cut, 630 words) (also in an au where lettermans are a thing and not achievement pins or whatever 😭)

about a week or so after neil died, his mom had come up to welton to help todd clean out his stuff. over the few hours she was there, the two had bonded quite well. todd sharing his story with her (this being a big feat for him, he’d never been good at telling people about his childhood). around the end, they had finally come to his things that he’d used or worn the most often. some things in the pile were his favorite shoes, a childhood plushie that he insisted that he couldn’t sleep without, and his wallet. also in the pile of things that laid on neil’s old bed was his tattered, worn (but well loved) letterman. todd loved neil’s letterman, nagging neil to get to wear it every chance he got. 

“neil i’m cold, can i borrow it one more time?” of course, neil would always cave and say yes, but todd savored every moment with his jacket on. to him, it was a promise. a promise of “i’ll be with you no matter what. even when i’m not there physically, i’m there; supporting you every step of the path you take.” it was like a long hug from neil. he enjoyed every minute with it on, basking in its warmth and comfort. it smelled like home. because to him, neil was home.

“so what would you like to do with it?” mrs perry muttered. she held it up. there in his right pocket, where he’d always put his hand, was a small slip of paper. she took it out gently and read the front of the slip out loud: “to: toddy” oh god. 

“i think this is for you then?” she sighed, handing the note and the jacket over to a rather speechless todd. he timidly opened the note. the writing was scribbled, but somehow the scribbled letters felt like home. home, home, home.

“toddy,

i know that this whole situation seems like absolute shit. i’m sorry. i’d understand it if you’d never forgive me; however, i know how much you loved my jacket (i noticed, you weren’t slick). so as my final parting gift, i wanted to give this to you. i hope this letter doesn’t go unnoticed, and you toss my jacket under the bed, but if you read this: know that i love you. nothing will ever change that. i’ll miss you. stay safe for me, alright toddy bear?

from, neil. 

dated: december 4th, 1959.”

from that moment todd knew that he had planned his death ahead of time. it wasn’t a ‘final hurrah’ like he had previously thought. but god, why didn’t he tell todd? maybe he had thought that it was too much of a burden. was he angry? no, anything but angry. he was upset. he left todd. alone.

 it was absurd of him to even think about tossing something so valuable and meaningful into a place where it would simply collect dust and be forgotten about, which wasn’t what neil deserved. his memory deserved to be hung up and shown to the whole world, the patches of sports he’d played and clubs he was a part of displayed in all their ragged but beautiful glory. 

todd didn’t know how long he’d sat there, staring at the note, but by the time mrs perry snapped at him to bring him back down to earth, he’d noticed that there were several tear stains on the page. he had read it and reread it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. he finally let out a small laugh.

“toddy bear… really neil?” he giggled through tears.

and just like he used to, neil had made todd smile for the last time.

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[softxsuki]

Alo!!

1.5k is such a huge number omg! Congrats!!!!!!

Id love to participate in your trope drabble event.

Trope 15 with the haikyuu fandom and a fem!reader.

Thank you and congrats again!!! Many hugs 🤗

1.5k Follower Event Trope #15 Haikyuu

Trope 15: You fall first, but he falls harder

This event is now closed. You can view the masterlist here.

| Pairing: Oikawa x Fem!Reader | Genre: Fluff | Post-Type: Drabble | Word Count: 630 |

Warnings: Kissing

Note: ...hi. The way I keep promising to finish these on time and it just never happens bc writers block slaps me in the face. Shout out to my friend for giving me some inspo with this since Oikawa is her man. IDK why he was the first face to pop up in my head when I thought of this trope, but it worked out. I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. I've come to realize how hard it is to write a whole trope progression in just 500 words. These need to be full chapter stories honestly. BUT HERE WE GO a snippet of what this would look like with Oikawa! ANON, I hope you're still around to see this NFKEAKJ. I'm the worst.

“Eyes on me gorgeous,” Oikawa hums against your lips before his game, possessing your lips in front of the crowd with a smirk, as a few of his fangirls whine in the background.

You wore one of his spare jerseys he had given you a few months after getting together and you’d worn it to every match with pride ever since.

“Of course, who else would I be looking at?” You laugh, pressing another quick peck to his lips, taking his hands in yours.

“Hmm Iwa-chan?” He pouts, remembering how loud you cheered for his teammate and best friend at last week’s match when he scored the winning point. He wasn’t pleased at all and was a pouty mess the whole time when walking you back home. Cute.

“Oh stop you big baby, you know I’m your biggest supporter here, so knock them off their feet, Toru,” you smirk, giving his hand a squeeze.

“You better be,” he smiles, patting your head. “See you after the match?” He asks slowly, his eyes bright.

“Of course. I’ll be watching the whole time. Now go before your coach pops a blood vessel,” you laugh, shaking your head as the coach screams for Oikawa again, clearly stressed about the match. With one last nod, he waves at you with a little wink before running off to the court.

The crowd roars with excitement as each group huddles together for their pregame pep talk, hyping each other up for the match that would soon start. You slowly make your way back up the bleachers, taking your seat where you’d cheer for your cocky setter boyfriend, feeling a little reminiscent of how you got here.

It felt like only yesterday when you were on these same bleachers cheering for Oikawa before he even knew you existed. It took one leap of faith to approach him after the sea of his fangirls had dispersed, leaving him alone after his successful match. You had quietly approached him, handing him the small gift bag you had prepared with a few snacks and other things you hoped he would like. 

It was at that moment when he felt his heart melt. The girl he had never seen before had then taken over his every waking minute. Your attention and praise was more wholesome than the compliments he was thrown by his fans. He couldn’t help the thought that crossed his mind as you quickly ran off as soon as your friends called you. I’m gonna marry that woman. Cliche, yes, but his heart was completely yours after that day. 

Knowing you were his fan, he’d look for you in the crowd before his match, wanting to catch a glimpse of you before the game, hoping you were there watching him and cheering him on. One match in particular made his heart stop when he spotted you standing there, a beautiful smile on your face as you wore a fan-made jersey with his number on it. He felt glued in place, until Iwaizumi smacked him on the shoulder to bring him back to their game-plan to make sure they were all on the same page. That was the day Oikawa decided he’d make you his one day.

You shake your head, remembering the day he had asked you out; how nervous the cocky captain was, though it had all paid off in the end. At that moment, Oikawa smacks the ball, shaking you from your thoughts. He had just won the game for his team as they all run to smash him into a group hug.

As usual, as the boys surround him, his eyes dart to the crowd until they find yours, a large smile appearing on his face as he sees you already screaming in celebration from their win. What a lucky man he was.

Posted: 8/26/2024