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someone: so like whos the guy and whos the girl in the relationship?
me: um well like idk abt that but shes the commanding officer and im the political officer if that helps?
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*silently screaming*
And I… was attacked that day.
Full on fledged assault. Killing blow. Spear straight through the heart. No hesitation. Machete blow.
#i’m just being dramatic#i laughed#but let’s pretend it’s tragic#HOW DARE YOU hahahaha ok no#I know I’m late to the party but still#rafayel#lads#love and deepspace#lds rafayel#funny#it’s a joke#my fatass actually laughed but still… as a big girl…. I was like… HOW DID U KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA
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online friendships ars so bittersweet
#ok STORYTIME 🥁🥁🥁🥁#so in 2020 i think? i saw this girls profile on wattpad and i was like yoo she seems so cool so i dmrd her and we started talking#she had just turned 17 at fhat time and i was a baby so anyhow we started talking and got super duper close she was the NICEST purest perso#person ever man itni yaad aati hai sometimes lol#ok so we decided to write this wattpad book tgt#we would stay up just creating mood boards and joking abt the plot#and we decided that the names of the main characters would be our nicknames lol#ik its all very cringe but uss time it seemed so funny#AND she was a big music nerd and had rlly good music taste so she was like ill make seperate playlists for the characters and im listening#to them rn she still hasnt removed them from her profile and its so 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#we grew up as she got busy w boards and i also starting nerding super hard#i miss her itna BUT i followed her on insta from my abhi wala insta (she doesnt know its me) and thankfully shes doing so well abh#shes v pretty and seems like shes having fun so IM VERY HAPPY FOR HER#bohot lamba rant hogaya thanks 🙏
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oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock
#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock#if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died#sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior-#kipspeak#she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not#to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now#this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky#Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves#the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions#so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is#just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed#anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o#weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot#it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting#she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct#just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close#my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s#HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet#too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed#very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun#and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’#I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me#LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya#It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions—#I’m not done let me s#she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH
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#why dont they just sit on each others lap if they constantly jump out of their seats to be closer huh🙄#i must say i find it fascinating how their underwear choices/opinions match!#this new era of highfives is so funny to me😭😭😭 LIKE GIRL JUST KISS OR HUG OR IDFK BUT WHY YALL ACTING LIKE CLOSETED HIGHSCHOOLERS😭😭#(it is still very cute and i am just glad that they can find a way to be touchy)#T: why arent u a celebrity escort?(so i -a celebrity- can take u upon ur services) ((shes like i think K is good enough in bed to do that!)#T: u r so strong. i think u should go back to sucking dick for money bc the world just needs that rn. also i love stubble!😁#T: why arent u at sexparties? (so that u can *accidentally* meet her in one? or like what do u want miss T?)#T: u dont tell ppl u love them? (wait u have told me u love me!) ur facial hair grows in quick? (interestingly enough i find that hot!)#SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH K IS BOTTOMING MORE AND T IS TOPPING MORE? HMM INTERESTING??!??!?!?!? (what)#when T went “ah no good caca!” i laughed so hard that i hurt myself. no joke.#K in Ts clothes save me. save me these ppl sharing clothes. (AND HOW ITS BIG ON HER ARMS AND ITS OVER HER WRIST A BIT IM LOOSING IT)#i have way too many things to say abt this ep.#trixie mattel#katya zamo#trixie & katya#trixya#tbatb#holdy holdy grabby grabby
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being in a bi4bi straight passing couple is a funny thing because it feels amazing to have a partner who understands your experiences and who you dont have to perform for WHILE also getting the benefits of heterosexuality (feeling completely safe showing affection in public, not being forced to come out to family, etc) but i also feel way more worried and conscious about coming across like a ~fake gay~ after multiple instances of defending myself from people at gay bars who would randomly rudely come up to me and say i looked straight (because im feminine) . hmm.
#we joke that we're bad at being gay but i feel funny like ive turned my back on a big part of my identity!#this is also 100% me reflecting on how i used to roll my eyes at gender conforming bi girls with boyfriends at gay events#and idk if i was being an asshole (probably) or if i should just distance myself from gay spaces now or what
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Dean making fun of Sam for being sexually assaulted in red sky at morning makes me so ill. It's so out of left field and pointless to the episode so I tend to just pretend it never happened for my own sanity. But then there's Dean rolling his eyes and sighing over Sam being assaulted by Meg in s1. Then again in s2 making fun of Sam for being possessed by a "girl demon". And like. It would make a lot of sense for Dean to not take woman on man sexual assault very seriously due to toxic masculinity for one but also being chronically sexualized his whole life? Like if a woman sexually assaulted or raped dean (and theres a good chance something like this has happened) no way would he take that at face value. He'd write it over in his head and convince himself he must've wanted it.
#in regarding dean theres this part where the girl at the bar says “im so sorry if i took advantage of you”#after sam tells her dean was roofied but the way she says it its framed like a big fucking joke like#its funny that dean could be taken advantage of by a hot girl??#also the way that amaras coveting of dean is just. never really addressed again :/#100% sure ppl have talked about this before but its where my brain is rn#sucks bc i feel like id actually like red sky at morning but the sa ruins it for me#this isnt meant to be dean crit btw its just analysis of his character#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#tw sa#tw rape mention
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why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.
#i should've just bailed and written another story when i had the chance#i'm not joking i've never fought a fiction piece this hard before. usually because i'm not writing for specific deadlines#and not a piece so big. and not one that's gonna be workshopped. i wanna blow them away but if things keep going the way they are everyone'#gonna tell me the pacing sucks and it feels pointless and the characters feel really confused. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. FUCKK#i'm the type to do about 15 passes before i let someone see my 'first draft' and i'm just not gonna be able to do that if i want to get it#in time for a workshop. every day i delay is making things harder for my classmates y'know?? but i've been writing like 1k words a day#and it's still not done. GUHH#I DON'T LIKE WRITING THESE CHARACTERS THAT MUCH THEY'RE NOT FUNNY OR ENDEARING AND THAT'S MY LIKE.#MAIN SKILL AND VIBE WITH SHORT STORY DUOS. BUT NOOOO I HAD TO MAKE THEM DIFFERENT CUZ I WAS SICK OF DOING#THE SAME DYNAMIC OVER AND OVER. BITCH THIS IS YOUR FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIED AND TRUE GETS THE BLUE (RIBBON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head#going to work on it some more. fuckk#the voices aren't consistent and i'm trying to make it clear that this is toxic bird yuri and not a mother/daughter thing but the maternal#themes are kind of fucking with that but they're important and i don't wanna get rid of them but it feels forced cuz im forcing it#sigh. i'm gonna have to cut the yuri. these two don't work romantically at all. what a waste of time.#i watched the entirety of mnthly girls' nozaki-kun in the past two days while avoiding writing. did you know that? the lengths to which i'l#go? anyway it was fun i appreciate fellow creative agony and i uh never knew how they did screen tones and wasn't expecting that somehow#so i learned something new (hooray). anyway back to. fucking. bird story stuff#i'm so mad i hate these two (<- lying. just pissy) i hate this story (<- mostly exaggerating. throwing a tantrum)#eughhhhhh i just wanna lie on the floor and cryyyyyyyyyy (<- completely deadpan irl. not That upset just kind of sick of shit)#i'm so burnt out and it's only gonna get worse. ughh#why can't someone just come in and write it for meeeeeeeeeeheheuhhh (<- would hate that)
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ALL OF THE DREAM HOW DOES IT MEAN
#JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE GOOF FUNNY HAHA BIG FUNNY#I MADE THIS IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE TE MEME GETS STALE#the voices in my head (addiction to connecting songs to hyperfixations) never stop.#the devil trembles when he sees what a girl would make if she had video editing software#dj crazy times#disneyedit#the hunchback of notre dame#neatoedits#bigfrozensix#disneynetwork
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Just a fun fact that boils my blood… Linda Bloodworth was already writing snide dialogue about Delta Burke’s weight in 1982 when she was 26 and looked like this:
#filthy rich#is really funny for what it is (parody of prime time soaps like Dallas)#and Linda bloodworth has a lot of pet phrases and jokes that get recycled on designing women#which I find kind of charming#but Dixie Carter’s character always talking about the size of delta Burke’s character’s thighs#and Nedra volz’s character almost exclusively referring to her as The Big Girl#can’t even wait until a weight flux girl is actually fat to bully her for being fat! preemptive fat shaming!
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Part 27
The next morning, during her daily knitting, Rapunzel felt a strong pressure that let her know it was go-time!
...uh.... sure, Cassie. But can we call back later?
Snow White had always rushed to the baby cradle as soon as labour started, but Rapunzel wanted to do this right. So she gave herself a moment to breathe.
Ok, now she was ready to be a mom!
Rapunzel became the first sim of the legacy to give birth at the hospital! Totally not just for the work experience. She's weird like that.
Karim tagged along for moral support, but the benevolent god couldn't help feeling he was just going through the motions of pre-parental panic...
Yeah, he was actually so thrilled. He left 2 seconds later, but Karim was definitely ready to be a dad.
Rapunzel was a little less thrilled when the ghost doctor showed up. Today was not the day for death reminders!
Still not taking a break, Rapunzel spent her walk to the hospital room messaging her family members to let them know the big news, and setting up her parental leave.
Once she settled in to the surgery machine, Rapunzel couldn't help feeling like she'd do a better job...
ACK!! They killed her!
.... oh no....
While the benevolent god cried about the unexpected twins, Rapunzel couldn't contain her excitement!
Awww look how happy mama and baby are!
Self-care was going to be critical to deal with the upcoming trials, so Rapunzel started off strong with a glass of water!
And can you believe who was waiting at home for her, already cleaning.
Rapunzel wasted no time inviting Ariel over to meet her grandbabies. No one had expected her to still be alive to meet them, so it was a very special moment.
?? Guys, I said "special" moment, not "scary"!!
AAAAAAAAAA
#I'm SO MAD#for the whole pregnancy I kept thinking 'That baby bump is a little big... nah it can't be twins"#and then Rapunzel gave birth to a baby boy and I was just like#ok cool Male Tiana let's go#and then had the brief thought#ha wouldn't it be funny if it was twins and the next one was a girl#WELL GUESS WHAT JOKE'S ON ME#I've never had so many twins in a legacy it just never occurred to me this could happen!!!#anyway it's two babies named Tiana until they age up whoops#Rapunzel#sims 4#sleepysims#disney princess legacy challenge
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this really hot woman started working at one of my jobs last semester and my friend and I who have the same type are always fighting over which one of us she likes best but I just found she's actually like 11 years older than me and 13 years older than him so she probably thinks we're both children
#shes older than my sister which is how i know the age gap is big#not that i wouldnt totally still be down..... if she ever offered.......#its so fucking annoying that he and i have the same type bc first of all i fit that description. colored hair + piercings. emo bitches etc#second we are constantly fucking cock blocking each other#there have been multiple times we've been at a bar or party talking to a girl that we are both vibing on#and we already have this dynamic where we're both funnymen so we're constantly trying to outdo each others jokes#so when we're both trying to impress the same girl i know we sound insane bc we're going way over the top trying to be funny#once we were doing that in front of her and she said I was really funny and I was like take that bitch#emo bisexuals stay winning. not actually tho I have no luck w women. I need an emo girl in my life so bad
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Ggrrr I wish disenchantment was better. I binged it all because I'm sick somebody talk to me about this.
#the groening show on netflix#it had so much potential#and i did enjoy it!!! plenty of the characters were awesome#but it tried to be too big. wanted to incorporate too much. i didn't like beans magic. it got really repetitive#it felt like a lot of the movement between “lands�� was super unnecessary. and took up a lot of time that could have been used in narrative#development#and you know the most fucked up part is that there was a Canon wlw couple that was end game AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THEM TOGETHERRR#and the last seasons egregious hyperfocus on love specifically romantic love like#it was cringe im sorry!!! not great writing#im glad beans relationship w her dad got better but i didnt like how instantanious it felt#also obv. i hate the whole thing with prince derek and his pixie gf. ew. really weird#but there was so much good and it couldve been great#i still enjoyed it but it fell short in so many ways#HOW DO YOU HAVE A QUEER GIRL COUPLE THAT I DONT LIKE!!! ME!!! QUEER GIRL NUMBER 1!!!!!!#i like EVERY WLW SHIP#and mora x bean had potential but like#it seemed a lot of the time liek they didnt even really like eachother. they aggravated tf out of eachother and not in like a hehe gay ppl#who bicker type of way. it was very much lesbian couple written by straight man feeling. idk if thats true but its the vibe i got#to the end im sad elfo never really actionably got over his weird thing about bean. he just said he did#and him and miri/mop girl. ehhhhh#i like her but she should have had a more gradual introduction into the main cast because she really feels like an after thought#glad zog moved to the woods that seemed like the right move#bean kinda handing the kingdom off to the elves kinda felt like a cop out after thought#like she got all weird about this is their kingdom we stole it from them and then only rwally gave it up after she got something that she#wanted more#please let me remake this show!!!!!!!!#also steam land!!! i like the concept but the execution and the travellimg back and forth between the two#the biggest issue this show suffered with though was repetition.#animation was fun. i enjoyed the use of 3d especially in later seasons#a lot of the jokes were funny but a lot just fell short.
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what do you mean james chose a wwg who he chose last year
#i’m sorry#the jokes write themselves#worldwide girl#wwg#big time rush#james maslow#i’m sorry everyone on btr twt is really mad about this but it’s so funny to me
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the webtoon may have left out a lot of things but they did yassify the orcs which is the funniest thing to me right now
*sigh* they did yassify the orcs <3
now i want to see what they'll do with the sirens and whether i should be excited or worried lmao
#hey i got an ask#Anonymous#the greatest estate developer#tged#also. can we talk about the elephant on the room.#listen i may be totally be wrong about this and i would love to hear you guys' thoughts about this but.#doesn't it feel a little. weird. this thing the webtoon has about making muscular women look overly scary or rough?#like i feel it's gone under the radar because most of us just went 'oh hell yeah muscular women that shit rules let's go!'#but..... i think that wasn't... actually what the artists had in mind when they did. that.#like for example mellica. she's great i love her top tier character design. but look at her. and tell me the way they presented her#doesn't look like a set up for the audience to go 'oh super muscular woman is scary ha ha'. be honest.#now to be fair! all the elves look buff! like they actually look like people who train and fight and do archery constantly! they look great#so i can pass it off as a maybe a little clumsy attempt to give us more buff female characters it's fine whatever#but then we get to the lady ella bit. and uh. well.#how do say this.. it feels. mean-spirited? sorta?? a little mean??#not even because i was really looking forward to this arc i'm a big girl i can swallow my disappointments like an adult and all that#but it feels like the joke there was 'ha ha man in a dress looks weird isn't that funny? ha ha men are attracted to him that's hilarious'#especially because they went out of their way to make javier look overly burly and buff while wearing the dress#i joked about it but doesn't it feel weird?? we know javier is a pretty guy he's muscular but he's also lean and almost... delicate looking#when wearing his normal clothes#he's a pretty guy! in the novel he could easily pass as girl with no issues!#and instead the webtoon decided to make him look so big and buff he was almost ripping the dress because of how burly he is?#like clearly the joke was 'this guy can't pass for a woman and it's funny that no one seems realize it and even think he's beautiful'#and they even went with the 'i respect your fetishes' joke which. oh boi.#so i'm worried about what kind of jokes they'll make when we get to the mermaids which are described as really big and muscular#even in the novel. in which there are some illustrations that i still haven't decided how much i like tbh#and maybe i'm exaggerating! maybe i'm being paranoid! maybe i'm making a big deal out of nothing and seeing mean jokes#out of a simple gag with no ill intentions behind it!#but i just. think it's weird. and not really all that funny. and i wanted to acknowledge it cause i felt uncomfortable not saying anything#so i'd like to know what you guys think. i think i need more perspectives on this before i say something dumb(er) lol
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public nuisance shit is so ANNOYYINGGGG it’s not FUNNY stop DISTURBING PEOPLE FOR UR TIKTOKS
#listen i’m the biggest tiktok defender. i love that shit#AND. i also. used to be a big public nuisance. it Is funny when ur brain is less developed#and ppl in the comments are like ‘social anxiety is scared of her’ NO JTS NOT#MANNERS ARE SCARED OF HER#like i know i am the least socially anxious bitch ever but. i stopped being annoying in public not bc im socially anxious but#bc it’s fucking rude wth?? 😭#there’s this girl i forgot her handle but she only has two jokes. it’s either a. asking people to hold her phone for a tiktok#and then getting on all fours and charging at them#That one is funny i will admit . ur still bothering the person filming but it’s funny#or b. asking someone to hold her phone for a tiktok and then SCREAMMMINGGGG hound dog in a public place#that’s. kind of annoying. just cringe cause you’re bothering large amounts of ppl on purpose#i saw a tiktok of a girl singing LOUDLY in the gym and filming herself#and in the comments someone asked if she knew the people behind her#and she was like ‘not yet! but i’m hoping to make new friends!’ girl you’re annoying.
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