#big brainrot today

[zhxngii]

maids! anyone up for a post about maids today?! diluc's maid, kaeya's maid, AYATO'S maid!

[seiwas]

cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry

bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.

there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.

but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.

your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.

the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.

he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?

heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—

he gulps.

it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—

(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)

the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).

it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.

he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.

bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.

you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.

"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.

as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.

as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.

as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.

his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.

you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.

“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.

your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.

he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.

but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.

he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.

there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.

your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.

then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.

he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.

five minutes, huh?

like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.

[temporary-tats]

Mon Loup

Please send help, Wenclair has taken over my brain.

Per usual, do not reupload without credit/permission. Thanks folks!

(My ko-fi, should you wish!)

[ghoulbrain]

my favorite aspect of vaultghoul is how they started off with such an intense power imbalance, but lucy managed to flip it on its head by single-handedly taking out that facility and helping him. in one swift move she showed him that her ideals aren't just cotton candy. that she can be strong AND good. he may have played a hero once upon a time, but she's the real deal.

you can see that's precisely what's on his mind when he meanders in there and pops in one of his old movies. the exact movie that marked a moral shift for his heroic character.

The audience, they wanna see that even a good man such as yourself can be driven too far.

and he was. he was driven so far into doing what it took to survive that he forgot what it takes to be human. lucy is his reminder.

[ladylightning]

the trials should have turned sam into a demigod. demon blood turns him into the antichrist the trials turn him into jesus that’s just simple math. season 8 should have ended with the angels falling, the gates of hell closed, and sam walking on water before levitating in a crucifixion position in front on a horrified and repentant dean (the father) sam’s first miracle, crowley the demon made pure (the son) and castiel the angel without grace (the holy spirit)

[angerygoomba]

wtv this is

[sage-reads-things]

The baby Yozakuras are so cute ahhhhhhhh <3 I can't get over how little they are! I guess they'd all be 5 and under in this video, which explains why they're so itty-bitty. Even Kyoichiro is adorably tiny. And is Goliath biting Kyoichiro's leg??? I guess the "guard dog" aspect only applies when you're not Kyoichiro ahakdhjkahsdahjdha.

Futaba being told to keep the video a secret from Kyoichiro makes sense—if Kyoichiro knew the video existed, it would ruin the impact when it does end up being shown. It's also possible that Rei simply wanted to keep it a surprise, so she asked Futaba to hide it from all the Yozakura siblings. After all, the only time this video would ever need to be shown at the wedding reception would be if the Yozakura mom was no longer around to attend the reception herself. Maybe Rei asked Futaba to hold onto it without telling anyone until the time was right—to keep Kyoichiro in line, yes, but also to pass along one last message to her beloved children.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

why does l.axus wear that big ass coat... is it so his girl can steal it and nap in it? i think so.

[scarlettfevor]

How it feels to watch minecraft diaries as a 21 year old woman

[driftingballoons]

He likes to make sure the baby is ~presentable~

[lcvclywon]

hihihi ! ive been sooo inactive on blr recently bc of exams ㅠㅠ these days i only come on to answer a few asks and read my moots works ! but thankfully after this week all my big theory exams are over and i only have mcq and a practical ^^ so errrrr expect my ot7 highschool preview to drop next week maybe 😝 anw official apology to my moots for not interacting too much

[beetlethebug]

working on the second chapter of my oofuri fic and just,,,oughhh,,,, abe and mihashi affirming one another is one thing. but something about mihashi promising abe that he will never be his haruna (and abe swearing to never be his hatake) is getting me right in the feelings this evening

[july-19th-club]

my sister is back from college so she and my mom are downstairs humming the merlin theme song in silly voices

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

oh my god what happened?? are you alright? do you need any help?

alright i will preface this by saying that physically, i am COMPLETELY FINE. please don't worry about me too much, i promise i'm physically okay and it's not that bad

the rest is under the cut not for length but in case people want to skip past it (warning for people being unpleasant)

so the short story is that someone i thought was an online friend suddenly sent me a pretty awful DM before blocking me. they said a lot of genuinely hurtful things which wasn't really good for my mental state since they preyed on a bunch of my insecurities, and i thought that i could trust this person. i'm doing better now thanks to my irl friends, but recovery is a process as usual. i'm not sure if you can really help apart from being emotional support, but your concern is appreciated nonetheless <3

[seiwas]

here it is 😭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86rvoWS/

and u can share it if u want ofc 🫶🫶🫶

omg i giggled watching it 😭 pls riri jhsdbgjhasd thank u for sending this in !!! the drawings are so cutesadbjsb

watch it here

warning: implied jjk 236 spoilers, music is loud so lower if u're going to watch it!

[ikigaisvt]

seungcheol's big brown eyes