#Dusknoir’s babysitting again

[driftingballoons]

He likes to make sure the baby is ~presentable~

[sincerely-sofie]

So like, I was thinking of scenarios where Twig and Ark would have to babysit some kids after the "Alolan Box Legends" incident. And the idea of Dialga screwing up again and having them babysit a young Grovyle and Dusknoir again came barreling into my brain. Not just because you've already done that, but because of how interesting it would be if it happened again after they adopted Bud.

(Referencing this chain of posts and this post)

This is amazing, and I would like to note how extra-amazing it would be if this took place before Bud was totally comfortable with Dusknoir.

It's an instantaneous improvement to her opinion of him— if this were canonical it would be a major turning point in their relationship, she couldn’t look at Dusknoir without seeing what was basically an exceptionally cuddly basketball.

[thestalkerbunny]

Would you give us a little more info of your swsh team gijinkas?

Sure!

Renyard the Thievul: He’s from a rich ritzy noble family and had a great time being rich. Loved having basic living needs. But for some reasons, he upsetted the wrong Witch and she cursed his hands. His hands are immediatly drawn to the most valuable object in the room and won’t drop it until the hands think he’s in a secure location. He basically had kleptomania cursed on his hands. His family eventually lost their patience with him and this problematic horde of things he lifted off people at their parties and from stores and he got kicked out of the house so he could ‘get his shit together’ which was not a good move. He has no job skills or anything that could help him earn money to provide for himself or keep himself safe because he never had to before. So he resorted to....rather unmentionable methods of being ‘servicable’ so he wouldn’t have to steal. He’s managed to join a competitive champion team not only in hopes of winning the massive amount of cash prize money, but also hopefully to find help with his curse. Which he’s successfullly manipulated to his advantage nowadays.

Carousel the Galar Rapidash: A rather noted name in Galar known for doing fashion shoots and fun internet stuff. He’s rather sweet and soft spoken twords everyone and Being on the Champion circuit is sort of a bucket list thing for him. He does some model work for fashion lines and is regarded as one of the more beautiful people. He comes from a family who is very proud of their son.

Vicious the Obstagoon: An on and off bouncer for the clubs-he sometimes covers for his other bouncer friends who work at gay nightclubs which is how he met Carousel. He had no interest in going into the champion circuit till he met Carousel who he’s very infatuated with. What he’s really always wanted was to make music again like he did when he was younger and a Liloone. His family doesn’t know what he does or his preferences in romantic people. His real name is Sydney and he’s very embaressed about it. Renyard often calls him Syddy and it just flusters him very much.

Boggart the Grimmsnarl: Probably the coolest nicest biker you’ll ever meet. He was raised in the woods alongside other Impdimps as a child and was raised a bit longer by his Hatterene mother compared to others before he was run off to go live with his father. He’s a little bit of a ditzy himbo at times and he loves tattoos. He’s currently on the Champion team as a favor for Vicious. He’s also pulling another favor for a Dusknoir agent by acting as a sort of Probation officer for Muriel. He’s often busy trying to keep her from breaking her probation because he just cares too much about everyone’s well being. He’s got a big of a heavier accent and the way his teeth are placed makes it hard for him to be understood.

Muriel the Polteagiest: In life, she was Muriel Brewster who purposefully poisoned over 200 people, both inside the house she worked for as a maid and outside under the assumption she was just ‘helping sad people not be sad anymore’ and committed suicide after her arrest  by drinking the same tainted tea because ‘being in jail would make her sad and that just wouldn’t do.’ After her death, she served time as punishment in a museum for her crimes in life and was released-only to break probation twice by poisoning people to ‘help’ them’ she’s currently on her 3rd attempt and if she fails that, she’ll be fed to Giratina  and have her essence removed from this plane of reality. Boggart is the one who is basically babysitting her the entire time. She’s very motherly twords everyone, but isn’t allowed to make them tea or food as a part of her probation. She is often very bright and cheery.

Slaugh the Runerigus: A iron age warrior who was executed for a reason unknown by being thrown in the bogs and crushed from the pressure, leaving his corpse preserved perfectly and his wandering spirit constantly coughing up mud. He speaks no english, only ancient Galarian which honestly nobody speaks anymore and seemingly lacks manners most of the time. He ended up following Renyard when during a visit to a museum, Renyard broke off and stole a lock from the storage cabinet and Slaugh followed him. Boggart thinks he’s the coolest thing because of his amazing tattoos. Renyard is often self concious about his affections for Slaugh who seems to hold no judgement for the things Renyard had to do to survive. The fact half his head was shaved implies that Slaugh was excuted for adultry. He’s pretty decent friends with the two archeologists who hauled him up from the mud.

[sincerely-sofie]

I imagine the future trio finding out that Ark and Twig need help with the 88 children that were dumped on them was just Ark screaming and crying for help through his legendary-telepathy thing with Celebi.

Crack edition of this is Ark screaming that they’re dying, that Twig is down and he doesn’t know how to save her (Twig was just toppled over by like 20 of the small children that just want to play), and that he’s not sure how they can make it out alive. Celebi relays this, and the future trio come in thinking they’re about to fight a God or something, and they just see 89 cosmogs floating about. Dusknoir is the one to point out that there were 89 of the kids instead of 88 of when Twig and Ark finally collapse from all the stress and say they will never, ever babysit for Solgaleo, Lunala, and their 88 children again.

Also. When you said “Twig gets toppled over by 20 small children”, I couldn’t stop thinking about this video: