#riri tag

[kaaaaaaarf]

Sirius, who owns a popular nightclub in NYC, and Remus, who is dragged there by Lily one Friday night, but would really rather be drinking tea in his tiny industrial art studio apartment in the Bronx with his cat. Wolfstar hit it off, and Sirius takes him home—which happens to be a multi-story apartment in an old building in Tribeca that he paid for not with inheritance, but with the money he makes from his legitimate business. Remus has never been less comfortable in someone's apartment, feels like he's getting Punk'd.

Months go by and they keep seeing each other, but Remus has a panic attack every time he goes over because he is slightly afraid of the doorman at Sirius' building.

Remus, panicked and sweating: What if he doesn't let me in? It's after midnight!

Sirius: What, do you think he's gonna make you answer his riddles three before you'll be allowed in or something?

Remus: I dunno, maybe!!! Should I bring him a coffee to say sorry?

Sirius: Sorry for what?!

Remus: I don't know, existing???

He braves the doorman, though, because he's nervous about letting Sirius see his apartment, which in addition to being industrial and the size of a box, only has heat 45% of the time and has a shower rigged over the toilet. He's like no way can I take this fucking model-level hottie anywhere near this dump because it isn't meant to be lived in...but eventually, six months into the relationship he relents and brings him over. Remus is nervously pacing around his apartment, picking up clothes from his floor and Sirius is completely unbothered, more concerned with petting the cat than with how the apartment looks. It turns out that actually, Sirius lived in a very similar apartment when he was first disowned by his family and was starting up the club with a loan from Fleamont.

Sirius: Remus, sit down. My old apartment was way worse—there was actually a hole in the wall behind the bathroom mirror that lead into another apartment. I had to padlock the fucking thing so I didn't get robbed.

Nevertheless, they still spend most of their time at Sirius' place, so Remus starts baking so that he can give the doorman a peace offering for disturbing him so frequently, which turns out to be a hobby he can't really afford.

Remus, wringing his hands: Lily, I don't know if i can afford to be with this guy...I really like him, and he always pays for our dates and stuff, but I am really eating it with all the money i'm spending on the doorman. ☹️

Lily: ...I love you, but you're an idiot.

Eventually, Remus gets over his fear of Gary (the doorman), and they actually become friends. His peace offerings turn into weekly screenings of Bake Off episodes behind the security desk in the lobby. Sirius has no idea this is happening, just that Remus is always busy Tuesday nights at 7pm. He comes downstairs to walk Padfoot one day and has to double take at his boyfriend and Gary laughing about a soggy bottom.

When Gary retires a few years later, Remus actually sobs, but continues to meet him at the park on the corner on Saturday mornings with his and Sirius' daughter.

The end????

(This has been a co-production from me and @pain-in-the-riri who are both absolutely doing the work we're being paid for and not plotting the lives of wolfstar)

[someprettyname]

Mama, I eated Ness, Loki, Sae and Chigi.

Hungyy again :(

@luvingshidou, where is Shidou? Asking for a friend :3

Oh she's just chilling with me over tea, here back at home. Shidou is also there. Come back home if you wanna say hi riri :D

[seiwas]

here it is 😭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86rvoWS/

and u can share it if u want ofc 🫶🫶🫶

omg i giggled watching it 😭 pls riri jhsdbgjhasd thank u for sending this in !!! the drawings are so cutesadbjsb

watch it here

warning: implied jjk 236 spoilers, music is loud so lower if u're going to watch it!

[someprettyname]

Oh this is precious

join the cult

Hol' on, you guys are multiplying?

🗣️📢SIGN ME UP‼️

You know, I got a few people I wanna vote for the roaster.

@/boinin for Kunigami.

@/luvingshidou for Shidou.

@/isumugui for Sae.

@/romanticizemai for Barou.

Decide their fate, Council Leader 🗣️‼️🔥🚨

Let's make the gang big‼️🔥

[skinnedlknees]

[milfmas]

hiii jackie, just wanna say your new url is so sexy 💜😘

hiiiii ri!!! thank you!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[insane-in-the-membranee]

Men fucking scare me.

Now, some are going to go like, "it's not all men", " Are you also scared of your dad/brother/male relative?", "Another 'feminist' hating on men" and so on probably. Sure, it's not all men but it's always men.

I was scrolling insta when I came across a reel where a guy is complaining about how whenever there is a crime concerning a woman, we raise our voice and protest yet when there is a crime concerning a man, there is barely even news coverage. Which is certainly true and fair. But seriously, right now? Why is it that men always complain whenever people are trying to give justice to a poor victim girl?? I totally agree that whether men or women, all victims should get their justice but have some fucking sympathy instead of complaining?!?

Next, another reel where a lawyer guy was talking about women's safety laws and all, the comments? "Law for women, la*da for men". Well, why don't you go and take a look at the statistics? Maybe read the news daily, I mean the local one. Again, I'm NOT against men's safety, ofc no. It's just that, why can't men complain or raise their concerns without pulling the women with them? What do you want? The laws that are made for us (not that they're REALLY useful) to go nil??? Or what?? Equality? That is feminism. Fucking equality!! You don't hear a true feminist complaining, "why do men get paid more than us? Salary for men, chillar for women" or anything, instead it's "We want to get paid the same as that of a man." Again, I'm NOT speaking against men particularly, just the ones who feel enraged towards us just because we want to get treated as a human first, and equally.

I was talking to a guy friend and his attitude is, "Yeah what happened to her is TERRIBLE but hey, it's not like I can do anything about that? I would never do that and be a good person but that's all I can do, I can't tell the rapists that what they did was wrong and they'd too be like 'oh yes yes oops we did wrong' right?". Now, I do understand his perspective but sure a bit more sympathy and kindness won't hurt anyone?? He even has a sister!! And in the age of social media, anyone with a phone can contribute to some extent.

When I read the details of the case, my soul cried out. I can't even imagine her sorrow. Oh my goodness. My insides felt all queasy reading those gruesome details. All girls of all ages have almost experienced a bad incident with men. Harassment, molestation, abuse, assault, SOMETHING! So many cases everyday and so many more which don't even get registered. Rapes have become so common in India that unless and until it's something very gruesome, people don't even bother that much. It's always "What has it got to do with me" until it's someone you, someone who is close to you. 78 years of independence yet girls are still caged behind walls.

It's always "Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao", Beti padh toh li lekin Beti bach nahi pai. Why is it always "Arre voh toh ladhka, voh toh aise he karega", Voh aisa kyu karega?!?

Why is that ladhkiyo ko mana karte hai raat mein bahar jaane ke liye because it's not safe for her, lekin ladhke puri raat awaaragardi kare, koi dikkat nahi.

Why can't we just teach boys to respect women? To not just respect women, but to respect everyone? The next person is a living being, is that not a good enough reason to not be cruel??

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-ry4xNvZw0/?igsh=N2M0bW51c3dueGpi

Ajeeb toh hai.

[someprettyname]

OH EM GEEEE THIS IS SO WHOLESOME I'M GOING TO CRY?!?!? AAAAAAAA

I cackled-

And I cackled at the creativity of this ask twice lmaoooooo xD

Hey, Rin, get the hell outta here. I want to talk to your mod. Privately. Shoo!

Now that he is gone.

OHMYGOD IMAGINE DATING KAISER AND CHEERING HIM FOR HIS MATCH AND HE SCORES A GOAL AND THEN—

Okay, now that Rin is actually gone.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS, SHIDOU IS THE POOKIEST POOKIE TO EVER HAVE POOKIED IN THE HISTORY OF—

Okay, now that Rin is really gone and isn't hiding behind a wall.

Hiiiiiiiiiiii, Mod👋🏻💕

I just wanted to make sure that my asks aren't overwhelming you in any way. Like, I act like I hate Rin, but in reality, it really isn't that case—I like him a lot.

All my asks are just a joke, alright?

That's all I wanted to say :3

Hope you don't mind much🦈🩷

rin blinks as he is forced out of the room, his shorter counterpart practically drops kicks his presence off and away.

starry eyes blink understandingly.

ofc pookie dw, you’re fine 🙏

ok now rin(i) needs to slep (lie)

[kaaaaaaarf]

hatefuck remus would try to get sirius to come with him to one of those comedy shows that are exclusively full of people who got flyers handed to them in times square by promoters

Oh my God, yeah. There is a three drink minimum and Remus drinks all six of their drinks and then some because Sirius is on anti-biotics and can't have his, which just makes the whole thing worse because he has to endure it sober.

Every time he tries to get up and leave Remus pouts at him and he is actually fucking weak for that man so he stays...but every time Remus gets close to orgasm for the next month, Sirius says one of the terrible jokes from the show, which is such a turn off it effectively keeps Remus from sweet release. 🥰

[seiwas]

omg sel im literally reading tee's new fic rn 😭 its so good, DEFINITELY a worthy reward

.....RIRI PLEASE.... this temptation........... 😭 ok. watch me work faster. just watch me. i WILL get to those fics TONIGHT. i WILL.

[someprettyname]

🤨

AYO? SAY THAT AGAIN?

thanks @zendersenders for the tag 🫡 original thread was getting a little long but basically name four of your favourite characters and let everyone else decide who fits your vibe more

trying not to repeat tags 😭 (no pressure ofc)

@getosugurusbangs @kuro-min @melodiclune @noose-lion @helloidkwhatimdoing-0 @togo--mimori @agnesandhilda @pinkinsect @bueris @chodzacaparodia

[icepandawarrior]

"Doesn't matter it still looks cool"

"Everyone that's hating right now clearly doesn't read comics"

"Why is everyone hating?"

"So we can't enjoy something new?"

(and these aren't all the RDJ fans had to say either)

But when it was them....

Y'all had so much to say... suddenly the MCU went "woke"

[insane-in-the-membranee]

[chotachica]

I wasnt the only one who immediately thought and accepted too absurdly fast that Riri had just fucking killed that stalker girl right

[someprettyname]

Oh this is gorgeous i wanna hangout in your room more than mine now bahaha

Found this and thought it's cute (ФωФ)/❤️

Create your own custom bedroom!

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[grilledcheezy92]

"I need to write my devotion on your skin with my tongue."