#bewitched quotes

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

And now, would you like another cup of divorce?

Stolas, to Stella

[baku-usagi]

I shared it as a link BUT HERE IT IS AS A VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY

I paid so you don't have to! (worth every penny.)

Tim put his heart and soul into this and I wish I could give him the fattest hug. Please do what you will with this video! Make art and things 🥺🥺🥺

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Editing original post to include a transcription for anyone else with audio processing, as I noticed a few tags! Sorry guys should have stuck this in here from the jump but here it is now!

[jjkyaoi]

it’s so funny how they try to portray merlin as this embarrassing loser fool who brings chaos wherever he goes as if he didnt have like. a genuine harem. like all the knights of the round table are so unashamed of how they prefer him over arthur. gwen basically had a brief crush on him. morgana literally said “you’re not like merlin. he’s a lover” everyone who knows him is constantly talking about how pure and brave and selfless he is. lancelot knew he had magic and was js like okay with the idea of constantly lying, placing his own life in danger for him cuz that’s his little buddy. gwaine was LITERALLY in love with him. i don’t know what merwaine had going on but they probably hooked up the night they first met and don’t even get me STARTED on arthur pendragon

[feral-ballad]

Forugh Farrokhzad, tr. by Sholeh Wolpé, from Sin: Selected Poems of Forugh Farrokhzad; “Later”

[Text ID: "poetry-bewitched,"]

[ionlylikebadteams]

[gellavonhamster]

They passed through valleys among surrounding heights and they saw the turf-crusted ramparts of hill forts that had crumbled before the world was born. On a great level meadow they saw rings of giant stones set up possibly by ancient peoples but more likely by present goblins, and since these things were outside the quest, they looked away and circled widely. Then, within sight of a forest, they drew near to a small conical hill crowned with dark pines, and their horses stopped and trembled with ears laid back and eyes showing white with fear. Sir Ewain and Sir Gawain recognized the signs and turned aside to avoid the barrow. It was not their business or their world. Their own was full enough of wonders.

— The Acts of King Arthur and His Noble Knights by John Steinbeck

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Fortunately for you, I don’t offend easily

Richie: Let me try a little harder

[thwipsthrown]

glory: you ever wanna talk about your emotions, gwen? gwen: no betty: i do glory: i know, betty

[angelchamber]

" i love you but you don't understand me im a real poet " but in a Mitski kinda way

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Vaggie:  *suspicious* What's in that drink? Husk: Root beer? Vaggie: Root beer and what? Husk: Scotch.

[charlotte-is-a-swiftie]

The paper me and @ts-heystephen made for the front of my binder!

@taylorswift @taylornation

[callsign-daydream]

Warlock: I thought you and Maverick were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms. Cyclone: Let's hope it stays "almost."

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

[jb-bang]

Everyone love banjo but no one care for stengal. Or that other guy.

[enjoying-entertainment]

“Elizabeth and I were on the same lot. I'd see her every morning. We were both pregnant together, both had our babies around the same time. We chatted a lot. If there was any perceived rivalry it was the producers' invention. But she [Samantha] always wanted to be a housewife; Jeannie did not.” (2013)

“She had two babies during the show. She paved the way.” (2021)

Barbara Eden talking about Elizabeth Montgomery

[pedrossl4t]

The other day I watched pride and prejudice 2005 for the 2nd time and I can’t stop thinking about it 🫠

I fell in love with Mr Darcy’s and Elizabeth’s stolen glances at each other and especially the most BEAUTIFUL QUOTE EVER

“U have bewitched me body and soul”😫😫😫

PLEASE LET ME FIND A MAN WHICH WILL DESCRIBE HIS LOVE FOR ME LIKE THIS 🙌🏻

Anyways let me know if you have any thoughts on it as well

Or even let me know if you noticed any parallels