#beware of the villainess incorrect quotes

[alien-slushie]

Melissa: Yeah, your daughter calls me daddy too!

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Yuri: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Nine: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Yuri: I’m leaving, and I’M TAKING MISS MELISSA WITH ME!

Melissa, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[shizumae]

Nine: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers.

Melissa *crying*: please just say fuck!

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Nine: We used to think that no man was good enough for Melissa Ian: Thank— Yuri: We still think that.

[villainess-noble-girl]

Nine: MISS MELISSA!

Nine: You promised me that you wouldn't run... What if you get hurt again?

Melissa: *stiff smile* I promised that I wouldn't run when wearing a skirt. I'm wearing pants now.

Melissa: You may have awakened your powers but I'm not some brittle glass doll. So stop treating me like a weakling.... *turned around to leave*

Nine: *blocked Melissa's way* When you love someone no matter how strong they are... you'll always worry about them.

Melissa: Oh... then... *realizes Nine's feelings*

Melissa: I'm feeling lazy... Carry me! I want to go to the gardens.

Nine: *princess carried Melissa*

Melissa: I'm not accustomed of being taken care of... of being loved... *not breaking eye contact* but I'm going to try.

Nine: *blushes*

Manhwa: Beware Of The Villainess

Pairing: Nine X Melissa

Note: Incorrect quote inspired by Chapter 59

[ladyhatter614]

Duke Podebrat: Where are you going?

Melissa: To get ice cream or commit a felony.

                                         BONUS

Duke Podebrat: if you're getting ice cream bring your brother along. He hasn't left his room in over a month.

Melissa, grabbing her sword: Murder it is then.

[astrophilicity]

I might have made some grammatical errors-

[murasaki-cha]

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT NINE HAD A TWIN! HOW TF DID I FORGET THAT!?

[crimson-snowfall]

Yuri, if a man tells you that women can’t drive, just run him over repeatedly while screaming: YOU’RE RIGHT!

— Melissa, probably

[incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Nine: Miss, ask me why I love you.

Melissa: Okay... Why do you love me?

Nine, pulling up 500 stacks of paper: I'm glad you asked.

[alien-slushie]

Robbie & Nine: Everyone is always like: How'd you guys bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie bro?

Robbie & Nine: We didn't bag shit. Cartena/Melissa picked us up by our necks, threw us over their shoulders, and we've been up there ever since. And we don't have any plans of getting off anytime soon.

[alien-slushie]

Peacock: How are you still alive?! I poisoned you!

Melissa: Death is a social construct.

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Melissa: [Walking around, wearing a ponytail, holding her sword, and dripping in sweat]

Yuri, wiping her tears: Well, there goes the last bit of my heterosexuality...

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Yuri: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay?!

Yona: Then that would mean one of us is gay.

Yuri: You know what? I think it's Miss Melissa. Since she's so beautiful and amazing and cute and brave-

Yona: ...yeah

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Melissa, driving Yona and Yuri: How was your day?

Yuri: We almost got surprise adopted!

Melissa: What?

Yona: We almost got kidnapped.

Melissa: Oh, okay.

Melissa, slams on the breaks: WAIT, WHAT?!

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Melissa: You're arrested for prostitution? I can’t believe it. 

Jack: I'm innocent!!

Melissa: I know that, I just can’t believe these dumb officers would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you.