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I know we’re all so gleeful at Katniss not correcting Peeta in front of Gale when he mentions “nights on the train” making it seem like they slept together but I think the honest truth would be worse for him.

Katniss: nothing happened, he’s just the only person who makes me feel safe in this wretched world and I only sleep peacefully in his arms

Gale: that’s so much worse than two teenagers having sex

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Peeta Mellark is the type of person to follow a grieving girl to her broken home and plant a garden. But people forget Katniss is also the type to sing a lullaby to a dying girl and lay her in a bed of flowers. Despite being subjected to the cruellest games, they’re two kids who continue to be kind and choose love. Not everyone could find light and love atop a graveyard in a meadow, and that is why Katniss and Peeta have always deserved each other. 

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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Anne Carson (2009)

Arthur S. Way (1898)

George Theodoridis (2010)

Ian C. Johnston (2010)

E.P. Coleridge (1910)

Theodore Alois Buckley (1892)

John Peck, Frank Nisetich (1995)

R. Potter (1906)

M. L. West (1987)

William Arrowsmith (1958)

Philip Vellacott (1972)

Michael Wodhull (1782)

Kenneth McLeish (1997)

David Kovacs (2002)

Andrew Wilson (1993)

Euripides - Original (408 BCE)

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Also I don't believe that Shang Qinghua avoids going to Mu Qingfang

He will have to be dragged if he is actually dying because he's certain if he ignores it long enough it will go away

But if he has a tummy ache from eating too many melon seeds he's on his Shidi's doorstep with big forlorn eyes that suggest that he is the littlest, saddest, orphan who newly escaped from the evil orphan factory. How could Shidi turn away such a sad little big eyed Shixiong? Suffering as he is with the horror of an ouchy tummy

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I headcannon that fontaine citizen's viewpoint on neuvillette and furina is alot like how the fandom veiws them actually,

Maybe some of the citizens veiw them as just two tired people working together, someone else thinks they're a father daughter duo while another group is convinced they're just married co-rulers, and then there's this group who's is like, furina is like my grandma and Neuvillette is my grandpa.

So it's not uncommon for street fights for break out or social circles to argue cause they share different viewpoints on how they veiw their archon and iudex

It's gonna be so funny like just imagine

Two people walking, person a looks and sees dust flying around cause some people are fighting,

Person A: good heavens, what on tevyat are they fighting for?

Person B: someone there said lady furina and lord neuvillette are like a father and daughter duo, personally I think they're in love.

Person A: Yeah, lady Furina definitely tops lord Neuvillette *laughs*

Person B: ...what did you just say?

*side eyes other then hands are thrown*

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HEKO ME HELO ME HELP ME HELP MY OHYSICAL ROEORT CARR IS COMEING SOON IM SO DEAD

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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Binghe is cannonically an androgynous beauty and the adaptation does prove that shen yuan was kinda really just some dude so yeah twink sy is one of my fantasies but cmon we gotta show this au some love too

The lbh fangirls would probably be minor villain like people, they just pick fights with shen yuan but luo binghe gets so incredibly angry whenever they talk to sy, or the fangirls talking to sy to get closer to lbh but dude just gets mad cause the heck they talking to yuan ge for???

Idk some random jealous lady: GET AWAY FROM BINGHE YOU'RE HOLDING HIM BACK FROM ACHIEVING HIS TRUE POTENTIAL

shen yuan visibly sweating, looking around:

Please leave, protect yourself i-, *panics and talks faster* nonono it's fine binghe HONEY NO SHE WASN'T TALKING DOWN AT ME NOR WAS SHE TALKING TO ME AT ALL SHES JUST CONFUSED and and ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS YEAH HONEY NO-

Absolutely stunning lbh who is clenching one fist, his forehead is about to pop a vein, he looks ready to kill and he looks damn good while at it, slowly catwalking his way towards sy and the girl:Why on earth are you talking to my yuan-ge.

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

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“He hates me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk accepts him as a companion.

“He doesn’t care” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk waits 72 hours on the bridge.

“This is poisoned” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk offers him a meal.

“I’m stealing his story” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk decides kdj is his◼️◼️.

“He’ll get his revenge” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk keeps him safe.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk reaches out his hand.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk prevents his self-sacrificial plans.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk cradles him in an embrace.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk fights to save him.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk pierces his heart with a sword.

“I am alone” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk chases after him for 74000 years.

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Omg neuvillette who wakes up early and kneels to pray in earnest, for his people and his nation then the realization hits that she can't hear them anymore.

Neuvillette who sets his time aside in the evening and goes to Furina's room because the best form of worship is to talk to the god herself only for his knock to echo through the empty halls until he remembers "Oh she isn't here"

Neuvillette who so used to the warmth in his chest when he prays because that warmth is a sign his archon is listening, when he prays in just passing time, his heart feels like it's cracking because it's COLD, THERES NO WARMTH IN HIS CHEST LIKE BEFORE WHEN-

RAHHHIWJSBSIWNBWGAUEJW

So I don't even really know if gods work that way in Genshin, but I can't stop thinking about Neuvillette just still having faith in Furina even though he knows now that she's not an archon anymore (and that the version he knew never was)

and it's always been equal parts exasperation and fondness, but he's always believed in her, and now in the aftermath, even knowing that she's not anymore, it's a reflex he can't quite give up

and maybe, even though the archon's throne is broken now, it's enough to rekindle just a spark of divinity

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Mavuika but ghost rider

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Kavetham fic idea where

Theres in their academia days and Kaveh looking for art inspo stares at alhaitham and goes "this is literally the one I'm looking for", and kaveh is popular and well liked, so him just blatantly staring at alhaitham isn't going unoticed, people start speculating and making rumors and alhaitham himself feels like "why is he staring at me? What are his intentions?"

And kaveh is just there like "The ratio of his eyes to his nose is really interesting if I were to draw him from a 3/4 angle in the sun id need a bit more practise to get the lighting correct"

Even more funny if someone just stumbles across kaveh and his notes spill out and amongst them there's just a bunch of whole sketches of alhaitham in detail.

Alhaitham goes like "Wait so this guy is just kinda acoustic like me maybe? And he likes me????" SO he's just basically kavehs bf in his mind now,

So he treats him nicer, gets him things and whatnot and years later kaveh is like whyd u suddenly change and be nicer to me???? Alhaitham is just like aren't you my boyfriend? I was gonna propose next month?

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Definitely, girl take one look at them, whatever drama is happening shen yuan joins the more dainty, more righteous looking side of the parties in argument and shen jiu joins the more evil and mean looking one, they both go home and gossip on their bed b4 sleeping exchanging all the info they gained

Jiuyuan would be that couple that give each other The Look knowing that after whatever event they're at they're gonna need 2-3 hrs to debrief and make sure the other also heard the crazy shit that came out of someone's mouth

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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PRETTY BOY BINGHE PRETTY BOY BINGHE PRETTY BOY BINGHE PRETTY BO

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.