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NOW THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!
YES WAR IS OVERRRR
#better have my avocados#besties#the Hell’s Kitchen family of three#daredevil#daredevil born again#nelson murdock and page#avocados at law#i love these three#i miss them#karen page#deborah ann woll#elden henson#foggy nelson
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A few silly little small sculptures that I made with some of the leftover clay from the main one I did recently
#sculpture#birds#neopets#sparkly little aishas my beloved.....#Though I actually kind of liked them with a matte finish more?? I wanted to try out making them sparkly and shiny..but#I think they might have looked better before adding all the shine. BUT I kind of like both. Maybe I should make two more that aren't shiny#just to have variation lol... an entire army of tiny aishas.....#The little house is so bad lol I hada headache at that point and kind of just wanted to get everything over with#(I bake the clay all at once so I had to get the smaller ones done to go with the main one)#and was like.. zero effort into making things line up or measuring at all. one window on one side is like twice as big as on the other lol#but I think from afar ifnot examined too closely it's still kind of cute. The birds were also just random like 'what can I shape out of thi#s small blob of clay I have leftover' etc. I did actually put irridescent eyeshaow on the pigeon but it just doesnt show up in photos ToT#The other bird is not anything in specific... some sort of random fantasy creature bird with slight purple on it's wings or something#The strawberry is exclusively just a quickly done accessory for the birds.. I wanted them to have a little meal to share#even though I dont know if birds eat strawberries#the last picture in the set is them all sitting on a shelf (the most well lit place I could find) but looks weird#since it has all of my avocado pit eyes in the background......... ominous backdrop for such peaceful little creachures..#you kind of cant tell what they are from that angle though i guess lol
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does anyone know if we have to roll that rock up the hill again tomorrow
#so to recap what we all know if we're following the Angela is Sickly series#i can't eat tree nuts. i can't eat trail mix that has come in contact with tree nuts. i am uneasy about eating anything that has been in a#facility with tree nuts because i have had allergic reactions just as severe from cross-contamination as i have had from straight up#eating walnuts. the one exception to this rule is pistachios because i have yet to have an issue with them#i don't eat pecans anymore because i had a reaction. almonds are on thin ice i don't really eat them#also. also i dislike nuts. it's not a hard rule but i don't like them at all. i am not a picky eater they just happen to be one of the#foods i dislike they're a bad texture and they taste like wood. except for the beautiful pistachio#and then we have the alpha gal allergy so. it's not Nearly as severe in terms of life-threatening anaphylaptic response but#the trade-off is a week-long world ending stomachache. which is extremely not fun and also could at any point randomly turn into#a more severe allergy so i. sort of don't fuck with it. there are exceptions that i regret every time because ouch. no red meat.#similarly. we respond not too great to dairy. can't have a lot. can't be fixed by lactaid pills or anything because it's not lactose#intolerance it's an allergy. so. no tree nuts except pistachios. no red meat. light dairy. i am twenty pounds underweight.#my doctor told me to keep red meat in my diet if i couldn't maintain my weight and uh. Bad News i can't maintain weight but also it's a#massive trigger so what the fuck do i do here. to be allergic to some of the most caloric and fatty foods out there#tried to start up boosts and i will continue doing so but im getting stomachaches from them too. like the fuck do u do#im eating eggs and avocado and olive oil and peanut butter etc and im still losing weight. i don't ever have an appetite#gets to a point where im like Well we might end up in a fucking hospital because i keep losing weight and idk why#tests aren't showing anything other than alpha gal and minor inflammation we don't have a reason for#tomorrow i will fucking have egg and avocado and olive oil and butter and a boost and an antispasmodic and water and#i will get a stomachache again and be tired again. Onward!#i would feel so much better if i could gain weight and i can't. what do. im so tired all the time <3 15.8bmi <3
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incredibly autism take on food. love it. i am also a sensory seeking food autistic. today for dinner i requested something “garlicky and flavorful” ended up with noodles and dumplings
soups can so be flavorful but a lot of the time they’re just not like that out in the world and it’s soooo disappointing. shockingly easy to make though (onions n garlic, veg, crap ton of spices bloomed in the oil, good broth, blend, SALT)
See I would never trash talk a dumpling but once again I think they are vehicles for other flavors. In MY opinion although soups are easy to make most of them just taste like Onions and Chicken Broth to me and I'm like where is the spice where is the intrigue where is the zest for life
#idk my mom makes good chicken and dumplings. but hers are different and better#replies#another fun thing the autism does is like i will go to the store buy foods i THINK i will eat then at random my brain decides i Cannot#i buy so many salty snacks because they're the one thing i know i will eat no matter what#but as for the rest? your guess is as good as mine what foods i won't waste this week#have had a caesar salad with avocado 4 nights a week for the past few months but it is starting to lose its appeal#so now i'm like. great. i have to find something new#idk when i will just randomly find it nasty. probably soon#it happened with oatmeal which i used to eat most mornings and enjoyed and then it randomly became disgusting#shame because it was so cheap and filling :/
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the combo of ARFID with pregnancy food averisons/cravings really is a two headed beast because on one hand most all food is bad and awful but on the other hand is equivalent to an orgasm when you get the exact food you crave
#no wild cravings either its just been the standard Same Food that is just better to the nth degree#but also milk#just milk#im craving milk and i have turned into a heathen drinking glasses of it but i guess i am building a human from scratch#like i have never felt bliss like this bite of plain avocado on sourdough toast#anyways if anything abt me talking abt my pregnancy is triggering in anyway pls dm and ill tag it somehow
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I'm so happy with my new blender (to help me with my diet). Got my fridge stacked with fruits and veggies to blend.
#And mixing a smoothie with half an avocado? Freaking delicious!#mistress blabbling#i'm picky with a lot of fruits though cuz they contain a lot of sugar of their own#i stick to blueberries and blackberries (from my mom lmao she has tons growing in her garden)#i honestly feel so much better having a low-carb diet and no alcohol through the week ngl first 2 days were hard af#but also the feeling of being hungry really fast has gone
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I do not claim to be an expert in the science of drawing Borbs! (Not yet, anyway) But I found myself making this silly little tutorial in tribute to my younger self, who wasn't as experienced in breaking characters down into shapes to make them actually managable to draw. And now I love drawing his Royal Nemesis! So here's how I personally approach it these days!
These goofy graphics might not even be that informative or helpful. This is so self-indulgent to be honest. But they are nonetheless a tribute to Baby Jojo. I try to make her proud of older Jojo.
If you are older like me and have a couple years (or more lol) of drawings to look back on, remember to make content that would make the younger version of yourself happy and excited to get to where you are now, and beyond!
And if you're towards the beginning of your art journey, save all of your doodles, drawings, and sketches! You will thank yourself for it one day, even if you don't realize it now! <3
#thank you for coming on my silly mental ride here#even if you draw a literal avocado with tea cup handles pasted on the sides you will have drawn a better dedede than baby jojo#also the little kirby with a sock on his head is a character ive had since childhood haha#his name is cardigan#i will bring him back when i figure out how to#just know he is glad to meet you#art tutorial#?#can i even call this a tutorial lol#kirby series#king dedede
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Not to be a bitch but can someone tell me how it is possible that a 5 star rated restaurant on Doordash can cook a burger medium but still manage to burn the outside and leave the entirety of the very thick patty so bone dry that three ketchup packets felt like absolutely nothing, bc I didn't know that was even possible until today......... I am usually not one to dunk on fry cooks ever bc of my time working at a TGI Friday's but also congratulations buddy this is the worst anyone's ever done it!
#i literally never leave a review under 5 stars for any place I have ordered from previously but I couldnt even finish this thing#not because I was anywhere near full but because it was just a huge hunk of unseasoned burnt dry beef.#and I say this as someone who will normally eat absolutely anything lol#this burger had avocado and cheese and lettuce and tomato and the portion was massive and it did nothing for me#and it cost like 30 dollars including the mozzerella sticks they did NOT give me#anyway. im gonna eat my leftover pasta because as it turns out I can cook better than this place#roscoe rambles
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Woke up early today and despite knocking a bunch of stuff down and breaking something, I managed not to break any dishes washing them. Did drop a plate of cat food on one of the cats though (it was a plastic plate designed for babies so it's very light, she's fine, just pouting because she doesn't like getting messy). Went back to sleep for about two hours and felt great upon getting up. Half an hour later I feel like shit and kind of just want to go back to sleep for the rest of the day.
#i really don't want to do anything today#i have no energy and no ambition and just want to be lazy#but i also know that's a really bad idea and i need to keep busy#did tidy up the patio a bit not that it's very noticeable#just tossed out a few plants that didn't survive last summer and pulled up some weeds#need to get some more soil soon and finish the beds#also have to reorganize how the pots are placed so i can get to all of them better#my avocado pit is finally growing though so maybe I'll get a tree in a few years
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I am a craving based lifeform and I approve this message.
However, about vegans and B12:
My vegan flatmate tells me that they simply don't peel or overwash their veggies before they cook them. Their B12 levels have been tested and look great, year after year.
"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream
#I'm not vegan but I have some kind of problem getting B12 through my diet and have been taking shots every month for years.#The local MS nurse got on my case for wasting b12 by using it so often#I tried to follow her advice and#Was going to try the oral spray and injections every three months#30 days after the last injections i became horribly depressed and did not get better for days#Finally gave up and injected myself - felt better within the hour#She thinks that one of the neuros that ive never met is overdiagnosing people with my kind of b12 problem#I honestly dont remember who diagnosed my b12 deficiency but my MS attacks have decreased in frequency by an order of magnitude#Since i started the shots#Only ms drug i tried was copaxone for one year more than a decade ago#Would like to try newer drugs but my neuro is kind of weird about it - maybe because of my infrequent attacks#My major cravings are red beets caramelised eggplant avocados chocolate and vesturbæjarís soft serve milky ice cream#Any typos because my eyes are dead tired and my prescription is outdated
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Sometimes with people on youtube it's "upload what I fucking followed you for, not this junk"
And I'm not talking about when they go off on a side project or something, I'm not talking like if you followed someone here for some fandom and now they only talk about The Art of War
Literal example, followed on guy for global economics videos, I don't fucking need positivity videos from you, I definitely don't need videos on how to get rich (mate... I already ain't buying coffee, fancy cars, or whatever the other two things you said were, I literally own my house, I'm only not investing and I still ain't rich... out of touch aussie), and I sure as hell don't need a video about some mr beast challenge
You kinda get what I mean with this of "post the shit I followed you for"?
#like if he was coming at me with like... videos on how to paint fancy stuff on your nails I might not watch; but I'd respect it#this sucks though; and frankly never tell me about how to get rich as if it's just fucking easy and it's your fault you're not#I own a house and often live off less than $2000 a month (when it's more it's cause my mom blew through money)#so I may not be rich but I am perhaps not financially stupid either#and me not being rich may have the most to do with me being fucked up and not managing to work or drive or shit#like if I had an income I might be doing pretty comfortably... but... still not up to trying to make money off something like soap making#want to get the house cleaner; want to be doing the cooking; cause I see how work makes that stuff harder#so I better get that shit habituated first; you know?#plus I hate having to sell shit#anyway; that's a real quick way to annoy me and make me think you're out of touch#there's harder workers than me; smart too; that are barely getting by and it ain't cause they're having a fucking coffee or some shit#avocado toast ass motherfucker; maybe they shouldn't buy phones ass fucker#not as malicious; but as out of touch
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I realised I had never had avocado toast in my life, so as a millenial I had to correct that mistake.
#it's okay. not my favourite way of having avocado I think but not bad#probably better if I'd had some lemon on hand :(
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don't guillotine me but...
#i spent $200 on shampoo and conditioner#and my hair has never been better#listen i have 4c hair#coily hair if you dont know#not a lot of products are made with it in mind mostly bc its a niche market#i've tried youtubing it ended up with raw avocados and shit in my hair#all the oils#and finally after ONE use of my very expensive hair products#and my hair doesnt break every time i comb it!#gonna grow my hair to my waist#it will cost a pretty penny#but frankly my dear this is the best return on investment in hair products ive ever had in my life#inspired by my male bad bitch friend
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Had the most sexy taco for breakfast yesterday.
#stuffed to the brim#thick and juicy#juices running down my arm#so colorful#the avocado salsa is about to finish though :(#spicy#tangy#sweet#savoury#might have been the sleep deprivation making it taste better#or the fact that the last meal before that one was 15hrs before#I hate making it#but love eating it#it normally tastes great#but I swear it was next level this time#the avocado salsa is about to finish though#:(
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okay so i did that tomato poll and now i'm thinking about it and like. why DO we try to talk people out of disliking food? why is this a thing. i can't count the number of times where i'll casually say "oh i don't actually like tomatoes" and some random person will look at me like i've personally kicked them in the face and go "HOW can you NOT LIKE tomatoes???!!!??" idk man! i'm just a human being with taste preferences! like it's such a weird reaction to have.
like! and then people will try to talk me out of my food dislikes by listing stuff they think i should try with it in or listing off all the good things about that food that makes it too good to dislike or s/t and i'm just like. okay i'm glad you love the taste of ripe tomatoes or w/e but it still doesn't change my taste preferences. still doesn't make me like their soggy ass texture. why are you evangelizing this food to me right now!!!! just let me dislike it!!!!
idk it's just really weird. and maybe i'm more sensitive to it bc i had my taste preferences regularly disregarded when i was a kid by parents who thought if i "really tried it" i'd suddenly and mysteriously like it, but it's still weird that we can't just like. accept that some people just don't like foods that we like & move on with our lives.
#i've been evangelized to about: bananas; shrimp; tuna; tomatoes; avocado; casserole; tuna salad; coleslaw...#and those are just the ones off the top of my head lmao#oh!!! and mayo????#like idk why people take 'i don't like this food actually' as a challenge to try and get me to like the food but i'd like it to stop#liveblogging life#sorry i ranted in the tomato poll tags & than i needed to rant some more#on a differnt note this also reminds me of the way people react when you say youre bad at something#like i'll say 'well i'm bad at math' and it cant just end there i have to get a lecture on how i could get better at math if i actually tri#but like. sometimes youre just bad at things & i think it's fine to just accept that#idk idk i have many thoughts head full about allowing people to just dislike what they dislike
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tired of anorexic tgirl shit, fat girl fall is coming up and you WILL be eating whether you like it or not. my mission to every trans girl is to gain (at LEAST) 5 pounds before the end of the year. if you can afford to eat three square meals a day, you'd better act like it. high calorie food is your friend!! i love you meat i love you cheese i love you avocado i love you sugar i love you oil. mood too low to make food? eat ice cream!! or cold meat and cheese sandwiches!! cold sandwich texture bad? try the cold cuts on their own!! get peanuts if you like them, they're tasty and good for you and high in protein and fat!! pretzels!! toast!! have cereal for dinner!! spam is really tasty if you crisp it up in a pan!! pickles!! canned beans!! frozen salmon is really easy to cook in a pan (make sure to get out the pin bones). eat it over rice (it can be microwave rice) with storebought teriyaki sauce and you've got a banger fucking meal. cut up some green onion into the bowl with kitchen scissors and you've got vegetables in the meal too!! I've gained 18 pounds since the start of the year and I've never been happier with my body. skeletal twig tgirl season is OVER. it is time to feed yourselves.
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