#it normally tastes great

[just-a-chill-ranter]

Had the most sexy taco for breakfast yesterday.

[pant--eater]

rewatched A Close Shave and felt emotional for Wendolene and Preston BYE

feat. old woman yuri. the cottagecore vegan girlies who both say no to cheese

[commsroom]

making hera manage a space station is inhumane. she's supposed to be creating unmarketable art. post-canon hera makes like fifteen dollars a month off niche experimental multimedia poetry zines, eiffel is begging people to listen to his music on bandcamp (between an assortment of jobs that would be perfectly fine, if he could hold any of them for longer than two months), and they are both so, so lucky minkowski cares about them so much.

[blueskittlesart]

cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The problem with having the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory prequel portray Willy Wonka as some kind of visionary underdog who the Big Mean chocolatiers are trying to suppress is that… he has magical powers.

Like, there is literally no universe where it matters that this guy can't get a shop, or isn't part of the Chocolate Makers Guild, or is targeted by the Chocolate Cartel, because he has magical powers.

It doesn't matter what the other chocolate makers do to try and smear his reputation or ruin his business, because ultimately their biggest innovation is a chocolate bar that melts in your mouth but not in your hand, and the original Roald Dahl sequel book tells us that Wonka somehow has access to the world where people's souls go before they are born (à la the Pixar film) and has invented a cure for old age.

Even if they did somehow manage to stop him selling ‘candy’, he could easily just rebrand his business and reopen as ‘Wonka's Literal Actual Magic’, and what the hell are they going to do to him then?

The only thing that could touch him in the original film was people bribing his employees to sell them his secret recipes, and he solved that problem almost immediately by firing his entire staff and replacing them with magic singing elves who are happy to be paid in chocolate. This isn't a guy whose problems are normal problems.

This is like if somebody made a new Lord of the Rings prequel that showed Young Sauron being picked on by the Hobbit Craftsmen's Guild because of his innovative ahead-of-their-time jewellery designs. Like it just doesn't work, because while the pieces are technically there for the standard Underdog Shows Them All story template, ultimately the two sides are playing very different ball games here.

[thatisaloaf]

My parents are aware i listen to will wood and i think theyre considering disowning me but they just dont have good taste

[brb-screaming-over-amphibia]

When,,, when colors,,,, calamity,,,, , cookie,,, ,, ,

[itshomobirb]

no u don't understand those hard candies are integral to my mental health. they're load bearing.

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

kim kitsuragi is the most character of all time. he's smart and gentle and talented and SUPER cool. but also he's decided to base his entire emotional wellbeing on the opinion of a deranged guy he found in an arbys dumpster last week.

[starfall-calamity]

Goop lore

[girlivealwaysbean]

pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

[leaf4e]

i made cookies today :)

its been ages since i last had one

i forgot how good they were

[akascow]

just trying to find good alt bands to listen to but i gotta do research on all them to make sure theyre not fucking racist sexist homophobic antisemitic or a bunch of predators🧍🏻‍♀️

[black-rose-writings]

Wow, this pizza was so not worth the money.

[bunnibabygirl]

What’s your all time biggest turn on?

idk man I’m asexual so I don’t experience those in the same way allo people do, and it also changes a lot. When I was younger the predator/prey kink went HARD (which I totally blame Doctor Who for), and that eventually turned forest-specific, and later I went through phases of primarily being into bondage or somno or free use or cnc and so on. But because I don’t really experience sexual attraction it was the kinks/scenarios themselves I was interested in.

If you specifically mean in people I tend to find other plus size femmes with cool eyeliner and styles most attractive (aesthetically), and most of my romantic situations have been with guys who are either at least a little bit queer (I could spot a questioning “bi-curious” dude a mile away in high school) or were autistic (like me in hindsight shockingly to everyone gasps from the crowd who could’ve known).

It’s ALSO hard to answer because I’m omnisexual and feel every kind of attraction differently based on the gender & presentation of the person- the biggest things I like in women are very different from in enbies or in men for example. Honestly the biggest thing coming to mind would be music taste- meeting someone who’s just as into Nine Inch Nails as me for example? instant attraction. That’s the other thing though is not only do I not feel sexual attraction for asexual (and let’s be honest autistic) reasons, I also don’t feel a ton of difference between romantic and platonic relationships (definitely for autistic reasons). Either way I care about the person deeply, and being polyamorous I’d ideally like to surround myself with people that close to me regardless of what kind of relationship we have. I would entertain a romantic relationship with anyone, it’s not something exclusive to me or full of prerequisite attraction. My love is rare but not hard to win.

aaaaaand anyway since I’m a lil ramblyrambler and anon probably wasn’t trying to ask about any of this, I guess I default to my original answer of idk man. This blog has certainly documented some phases over the last 3 years and not everything on it still appeals to me in the same way if at all, but with the majority of my kinks being trauma informed if not altogether founded they’ve generally stayed thematically consistent. (Not to broadly pathologize kink but in my personal case I can directly trace almost all of them to ✨sources✨)

Here you go though here’s your short totally focused response that clearly and concisely answers your question have fun with that ☺️

[cextra-loz]

This iron pill is healing me, or this eating more is healing me, or this salty cheese is healing me, or this hydration is healing me, or