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Bet You Wanna - The Album (2020)
âGrab my waistline, but donât ever waste me. Turn on, please me, but donât ever play me. One of a kind. You canât replace me. Time to shine, I bust down the AP.â
#blackpink#blackpink in your area#lalisa#lisa blackpink#lisa manoban#jisoo kim#kim jisoo#jisoo blackpink#jennie kim#kim jennie#jennie blackpink#rosé blackpink#park chayeong#bet you wanna
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Aftg being set in university is objectively hilarious can you IMAGINE being in a group project with Andrew fucking Minyard
#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#all for the gay#do you think he's ever had to do a presentation#i bet he gets teacher notes telling him to participate more in class#neil is even worse#pov youre a psu student and your project partner just came back from being kidnapped by his serial killer dad: so uhh#do you wanna make the powerpoint or should I
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Yeah I would like to have uhhhhh whatever the hell these two have got going on
#I know we're all boopin rn but well I've got vampires on my mind. how about that#vtm#vtmb#vampire the masquerade#vtm oc#veilguard is coming out in a couple of hours but my brain decided it's the perfect time to get obsessed w vincent & pepper again#THOUGH. ACTUALLY. tbh. I don't think the obsession ever really left#they're always on the back of my moind đ« #how much do you wanna bet that I'll be playing veilguard and like 1 hour in I'm gonna be like#'I wish vincent & pepper were here........'#IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT THESE 2 they're like cocaine to me#oc.pepper#oc.vince#ship: viper#sleepyscribble
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#wylan: my dad tried to have me killed. twice. and locked my mother up in an asylum :(#kaz who also has his own grudges agains van eck: YO WANNA HELP ME#kaz: i will systematically destroy your father's life and annihilate everything he holds dear#kaz: you in?#wylan: YOU BET#kaz brekker#wylan van eck#six of crows#grishaverse#six of crows duology#soc memes
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sam sure puts his whole magnussy into magnussing
#how much you wanna bet alex wrote that part#tmagp#the magnus protocol#alice dyer#samama khalid#tmagp 26#tmagp spoilers
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Gem leaving out in her vid Pearlâs âI want us to be friends, you know Scar and I were allied at the end of Secret, why are you so cranky, I havenât tried to kill you once this season, youâre telling me we couldâve been friends all along but you wanted drama?â But Pearl keeping it in mnmnmmn Gem wants to seem spontaneously forgiving and like sheâs made no real grievances while Pearl is genuinely hurt/confused by Gemâs sudden cold shoulder this season. The drama is manufactured for content, sure, but the way theyâre telling it diverging like thisâŠ
#gem âhey wanna do a divorce arc this time?â#pearl famous for her winning divorce arc âbetâ#trafficblr#life series#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#personally i like âbitter gem who wont talk about her feelings or healthily communicate#doubling down on being angry at pearl but maintaining itâs for no reason even though all she wants is a hugâ#but you already knew that :)
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*head in hands*
#how much do you wanna bet they don't even know who mumbo is#he's (likely) even making a cameo in the movie and you still claimed him??#wb bro he was the only one in your corner#david zaslav once again tanking a project on purpose i guess#if this movie ends up as yet another shady tax write-off I'm gonna lose my mind#mumbo jumbo#mumbo#Minecraft Movie#a Minecraft movie#docm77#docm#david zaslav#warner bros#Minecraft#minecraft youtube#mcyt
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you remember when you tried to become Catholic?
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#yjedit#shauna shipman#shaunashipmanedit#sophie nelisse#96yellowjackets#yellowjacketssource#yellowjacketscentral#yellowjacketsnetwork#antlerqueer#tusermiles#tusercj#usercleo#tvgifs#tvedit#**gifs#said the girl who was about to live through the worst tragedies of her life#the saints really said oh? you wanna see a tragedy? bet#do i hate some of these? yes i do. am i going to fix them? well :)#also giffing these was miserable i cried at every single one LMAO#anyways... saint shauna?
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Any loser facts abt Peter in your universe? I see all Spider-Man's having atleast one (Or several) moments of "The Parker's luck", like swinging and falling into the dumpster, being the Smart-but-dumb person, or doing smth cringe to the point to embarass and make them stay awake at night
And I think it would be funny as hell if he is this smart, hot, skillful, intelligent with tragic backstory but still a little bit of a loser
Hunting!Spiderman is absolutely a loser.
His biggest public embarrassment was taking on Captain America in his OG world. They were on opposite sides for some comic shenanigan reason or another, and ended up having to fight.
Captain America laid Spiderman out to fucking dry. Full on KO. He was obliterated, so completely and effectively that he legitimately had a crisis about it.
Even worse, Captain picked him up over the shoulder and took him to safety afterward. He woke up asking what time and year it was.
it was captured live on Tiktok, and mem-ed to absolute hell. Tags like #Spideryamcha and #Spideybeatdown were trending for weeks. JJ split the video into single frames and ran it on every website/article/blog of the Bugle.
Halloween was brutal. And endless stream of couple costumes, kids dressed as Captain America with spider-plushies, beach towels with Spidey's image, advertised thrown over the shoulder. God the Spotify playlist... (Beating me up/Mama Said Knock you Out/Getting Beaten Up/Lay Me/I'm a loser/Bad Day...and so on)
Now, to be clear, Spiderman has had his fair share of losses. He's not invulnerable- and to most of the masses, the power difference between Captain America and Spiderman is minimal.
But Spiderman knows better.
For reference, Captain America is an enhanced human. He's fast, strong, dexterous- and can lift up to 1200 pounds.
Spiderman can go toe-to-toe with the Hulk. Spiderman can lift up to 25 tons.
This shouldn't have been even close. And it wasn't. This is when Peter realized that having mutated muscles and superhuman strength didn't mean anything if he didn't know how to use them. Most of his rogues gallery up until that point (Rhino, Vulture, the classics-) were just dudes with souped up bodies/tech.
Captain America, highly trained and disciplined, was able to read him like a flimsy pamphlet, capitalizing on all his weaknesses to take Spidey out like yesterday's garbage.
TLDR: Spiderman got hilarious humbled on Tiktok and his rep took a hit that never totally recovered.
For new world Loser facts:
-Peter Parker is living above St. Margaret's on Weasel's charity. -Has to basically work for free for room and board -Has literally no friends or family (yet) -Can't hold a Starkphone in the right direction to save his life Stay tuned for more!
#hunting!spider#spiderman#captain america#talk shit get hit#he didn't quite trash talk the cap but man 'i don't wanna hurt you' shit aged like MILK#Sound of Silence was his unofficial theme song for everything after that#later edits had it set to AMERICA FUCK YEAH instead#tfw going up against a scientist in a suit isn't the same as taking on an actual professional#local spiderman has absolute breakdown more at 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9- every day for the next month basically#u bet ur ass Spiderman lays awake thinking about this
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A Lucky Find.
Pure luck, isnât it? (Geto Suguru x fem!sorcerer!Reader)
cw: yandere if you squint. mention of misogyny and inappropriate work place relationships, graphic descriptions of curses and body horror, death by mutilation involving a curse (Not you), mention of religion, only specifics about reader is that sheâs visibly very attractive and may have long hair (no descriptors though, it could be a lace) Suguru is out of his mind. You will not be called a monkey in this one.
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Youâre not a very talkative assistant.
Granted sometimes youâre inclined to wonder if talking wouldâve made so much of a difference to the position youâve been put in, but youâve never been a particularly choosy assistant either. Youâre great at handling quick business, the calls your boss canât be bothered to take - studious in your evening planning and you can quick work a coffee run like nobody's business. â You donât complain about the thin heels they put you in, or the pencil skirts. Mired businessmen with filthy smirks and wondering eyes, or the routine baby talk you get from your degenerate boss. You donât blink an eye at it. - You sit when youâre told to sit and bark when Mr. Minoru decides to hold that pretty little bone over your head.
âYou could use a bonus, huh?â
Today itâs a back rub.
Youâre silent as your nimble fingers start to press little groves in his upper back, impassive when he groans. Mr. Minoru, your boss, is a very rich man. Heâs the successor of a retired tycoon who was once the successor of another and so forth. Heâs an amalgamation of power and fortune and a small legion of nepotism babies that regularly walk in through those mahogany doors just ahead of his desk. An investor, you think. Most conversations he has are about money and the best way to double it; fewer are the ones where heâs actually taking the time out of his schedule to distribute it.
Itâs all elite talk. Big men following big men following a perv who believes heâs god. Long outstretched legs that extend as he relaxes himself in his seat and hopes that the movement is enough to encourage you to start on his shoulders.
You like to think you got this job out of pure luck. Met the right man at the right time and stumbled over the deal of a lifetime all for the small cost of a little bit of your dignity. â Not like it was much of a trade from your part time job busing tables at that high-end restaurant. Being yelled at by bratty celebrities at a fraction of the price and coming home smelling reminiscent of a meat locker. Now youâre standing on the top floor of a penthouse suite. Smelling of expensive perfume that your boss totally didnât break worker/boss relation code for and looking down at the entirety of Tokyo from its bay windows.
Pure luck.
The creature hooked to the upper side of his shoulder unfastens its teeth with a firm graze of your fingers. The steam it emits as it fizzles away is sour.
Mr. Minoru has a pension for starting fights with the wrong people, it seems. With bitter people - scornful people. People who hate him and canât do anything about it, other than wish him harm or hex him in some way. â Worst are the people who donât hate him, who envy him. Step into his office with painted smiles and clenched teeth. Who curse his name the moment they leave and leave you to deal with these little âbugs.â
Your nose twitches as its rotten smell encombers. For a moment your pretty face is twisted up in a scowl.
The massages started from an offhand graze of your fingers during a dinner at your old job. Pretty little waitress bending over him in that little work dress and running your finger down his felted coat. You apologize for your familiarity, someone mustâve spilled something on his jacket. ~ But the weight on his back is gone from just that little touch and now heâs offering you a job. You donât regularly make a habit of helping those youâve already deemed âafflicted.â But the fucker making goo trails on his back at the time was just disgusting enough to hinder your train of thought, and thereâs no way you couldâve gone through your shift without reviling every time you passed his table.
So, now youâre his assistant - and today itâs just a back rub. Thankfully not a request to play with his hair and try not to cringe at the way he shutters from it. A subtle pat on the cheek for his good luck kiss, or a request to sit on his lap while he tells you a story he doesnât care if youâre listening to. Because youâre quiet.
His not talkative, non-fussy, no complaints assistant.
Like always he fills the empty air in place of your silence. âAh. By the way, princess. Weâve got a guest coming around after lunch. A real traditional fella. So, weâll need to be on our best behavior,â
âApparently heâs got some sort of business opportunity for me in exchange for a few investments,â He sighs when your fingers dip a little under his collar. âSays that in his big fuckinâ haori. Probably cost a few thousand bucks,â
Mr. Minoru shifts his shoulders under your firm touches. âTo be completely honest, I donât really know about it aside from the gag of seeing him in person again. Guy has this weird energy about himself that gives me the creeps. â Says heâs avant-garde. â I just think heâs a weird fuckinâ guy.â
âBut,â The exhale he lets out is tempered and whisky tinted, clears out the fresh space in his chest that usually frees up when youâve got your hands on him. âMy old man likes âem. Says heâd be good for my health if I kept him around. At the very least build some sorta relationship with him.â
âToo bad my healthâs in tip-top shape! Eh, doll-baby?â Minoru twists his head to flash you an expensive smile. Faintly defined cheekbones turning rosy when you return it like you know youâre supposed to. âGot my little guru at my side!â
And your simper, although gentle, is forced. Distantly you wonder if youâre the reason these bugs have become so habitual.
ââ-
This man is very ill.
Though he walks in with his head held high and a particular spring in his step, your diagnosis is that he must be terminal. He must be diseased and irremediable. In a constant state of agony and so stricken with unwellness that he canât even think straight. Youâve seen your fair share of âbugsâ and rabid disfigured animals that grow out of their hosts like fungus. Some that trail behind like lost children with broken crackling legs - a stench that only accompanies the open wounds whose maggots reach out so helplessly. Disturbing things. For all of it youâve seen, youâre lucky to say that those cases are few and far in between.
But this,
It has many hands and many faces.
Each accompanied by its own set of teeth. Curling lips that stutter as they rise, etched in lipstick and gum; you find mint leaves hidden in the valley of its tongue, coiling as it softly sings. Watching from afar as it hobbles on its haunches like a drunken man, or of fawn newly grazed. It is steady - and constantly moving. It buzzes like a million bees and yet the man standing next to it is seemingly unaffected.
And so are you.
Your gentility becomes you as you politely bow for the man who youâve so gracefully led to Mr. Minoruâs office. A practiced curtsy is usually enough to get your usual guests commenting under their nose at your bosses taste in assistantâs, but this man is quiet as he walks past you. So above your head that it almost feels like he doesnât even know you exist. And that feeling is⊠off putting to say the least.
You close the door behind him as your boss starts on introductions.
âAh, so youâve met my beautiful assistant!â He reaches out his hand. âMinoru. Nice to meet you.â
The genuinity in the manâs smile fastens his eyes into slits as he steps forward to return the shake. âGeto, likewise.â
âGeto, huh? I heard the old man sent you for an investment proposition. My guess is itâs something⊠traditional?â Minoru gestures toward his garbs.
Heâs somewhat clinical in his attempt to look lighthearted, but the sigh he blows out feels trusting. âSo this isnât selling âcontemporaryâ huh?â
Minoru laughs and the thing beside him whimpers.
Your fingers twitch against your work skirt.
Youâre a distant shadow lingering behind the conversing men as you step to your post on the far side of the office wall, heels clicking quietly when you bend to fix yourself adjacent to Mr. Minoruâs desk. â Youâre not expected to listen much to the conversation, or even understand the matters on which they talk about. Just straighten your back when your boss snaps his fingers and follow obediently when he coos an order.
But even if that werenât the case, youâd say itâd be hard to pay any attention to anything other than whatever the fuck that is hunched beside the man standing just a few feet away. Singing quietly under its breath and repeating the tune like a prayer. Fearful, shaken, pleaful, dread inducing; overlapping in its many mouths. Your fingernails quietly scrape against each other in your attempt to remain neutral but from a keen eye youâre jarred. Disquietingly moving your eyes from the two men still talking adjacent from you and then it again.
Itâs looking at you.
You force down a swallow when Minoru calls your name.
âQuiet thing, isnât she?â Your boss comments amidst the conversation as you approach them. âCould almost forget sheâs here if it werenât for the eyecandy,â
You smile at him like heâs flattering you but itâs muscle memory. âSir?â
âGather up those papers from your desk over there, sweetpea. And hand it to the nice man.â
You almost donât even wanna turn your back on it.
But against your own anxieties you do as you're told. Even with your nerves frayed as they are. You keep your posture as you hastily skirt to your desk and back across the room again. Nimble, slightly shaken fingers lowering to place it in Geto-sanâs hand but he doesnât acknowledge you even when you smile. Vacant eyes. Bored of you already. â- You donât know if you should feel more offended or alarmed. But in your curtsy before backing away you decide to split the difference and go for disturbed.
Avant-garde. This guy just gives you the fuckinâ creeps.
He works in health, apparently. From what youâve gathered in the continuing conversation, heâs a spiritual man who offers health by spiritual means. Itâs not a very groundbreaking admission, especially from a man in traditional garb, but he assures that his practices have long surpassed ground theory and have been proven to guarantee actual results. From refractory diseases, mental illness, visible injury; his methods could completely eradicate the need for traditional medicine and take the health industry by storm.
But money is a long factor, longer in the doubtful and non-spiritual. âNon-worthy.â It sounds pointed the way he slips that in, but your red flags arenât shared with your less than convinced boss.
âSpiritual healing sounds great and all, Geto buddy. But youâre directing services to a pretty biased market.â Minoru crosses one of his legs over the other from his perched position against his desk. âEven with the facts, the moneyâs in objectivity. Youâd get more bang for your buck just saying any Yamada worth his salt can walk in and get rid aâ his sniffles for the right price. - Religion âll just turn people off.â
Geto smiles patiently. âAh, Minoru-san, weâre not religion based. Religion promotes powerlessness. Our services come from practical people.â
You watch as the creature messily swivels on its crooked legs when he invades its space by leaning back a little. âBut to insert certain biases kind of sweetens the deal, doesnât it? People like things that make them feel special. Even the most useless people should wanna prove themselves in some way, right?â
What a crooked way of thinking.
At your quiet displeasure the mass behind Geto wheezes painfully, wincing when you lock eyes with it. Its song pitches and warbles, chops a little like itâs weeping; but even in its effort to resume its discontent is palpable.
You could almost feel acknowledged by it. By its wandering eyes and its tightened misshapen shoulders. Almost as off put as you are from its spot in the middle of the room. The more you look at it, the more it starts to evoke pity. Even in its unsightliness, it looks misplaced and afraid. - Its song breaks like a cry for mercy and the closer you look at it the more recognizable its purpose becomes.
There are knots in its balmy skin so engorged they bleed and tear. Fabric mincing over fictional scabbing and prayer beads hanging out of its gashes. Every twitch it makes reverberates ricey out of rhythm beats akin to maracas and its song, as out of key as it is, is reverential. Powerlessness. Anodyne through faith. You barely find yourself pitying the afflictions of affected people but in the context of this conversation - itâs watering eyes; you feel empathetic toward this thing and by extension Geto-san.
You assume something awful mustâve started that way of thinking.
Should you even stick your neck out for this guy? Youâve dealt with bigger, more violent ones in any case. But this creature seems peaceful. Following faithfully on its hosts haunches as it waits patiently beside him. Youâll have to be fast and unflashy about it, hopefully the stench from that thing wonât make you hurl on impulse. But if not out of mercy, it would be nice to have it out of your line of vision.
Your eyes cross it again. Itâs many eyes well with anguish. You decide that at your next opportunity youâll get rid of it promptly.
As luck would have it Mr. Minoruâs personal phone rings.
Heâs quick in his apologies as he fishes it out of his pocket. Passing a smile to Geto as he quickly bows and makes the few long strides it takes to step out of the door and into the hallway, and a few short snaps in your direction as he points you to the concessionaires reserved for his clients near the door.
Youâre practiced as you dip for the little fridge on your left, carefully sliding out a glassed bottle of water from the door and a plastic bag of sliced apples.
âWould you like a snack while you wait, Geto-san?â
He ignores you.
Through a quietly exasperated sigh does he slide his phone out of his hakama and pointedly decide not to acknowledge your awkward stance at the far end of the room. â You know he ignores you because the silence that otherwise permeates the spaciousness of your boss's suite is momentarily disrupted by the sound of your voice bouncing off the walls; followed again by that frigid silence.
This is the guy youâre trying to help.
Even so, your embarrassment is brushed aside in favor of making your way to the small coffee table between him and the other leather seat parallel to his. Thin pencil skirt riding a little as you take wide steps to the little spot that separates him from the empty seat - and you from the thin sliver of carpet standing between he and the now quivering mass.
You bend to place the treats gingerly beside him.
And when you rise you reach for it.
There are practiced fingers circling around your wrist before you can even touch it.
Your fear is potent enough to turn its broken hums into racking sobs as you freeze in his sudden grip. Firmly clasped onto you as he raises your arm over your head and forces you to jolt back with a stuttered breath. Faint greyed markings on the palm of your hand fade but theyâre caught under his watchful eye, and through your shock you watch his expression switch.
From confusion, to intrigue, to pure excitement.
Your shock teeters on horror as his pupils dilate. âNow, just what were those pretty fingers planning on doing?â
He seems to revel at the sheer bewilderment that colors in your pretty face from where you nervously stare up at him. Doe eyes lit up by headlights, and the radiative heat of suddenly being this close to his predatory gaze. You stammer. âWh-? Y-You know itâs-â
âBrought it with me, didnât I?â He speaks lowly as he circles his thumb over your wrist. âCanât say I donât appreciate your concern though, sweetheart.â
You shrink. The absurdity of intentionally carrying a burden like this is as mind boggling as it is chilling. Dread inducing, even. With the kind of bad juju that thing emits thereâs no other reason to purposefully let it fester beside you than for motives deeply depraved. Deeply disturbed. The way the air around him murkens and electrifies, and a glint in his eye that makes you feel like prey. â Heâs looking at you like youâre dinner right now. And something about that feels trillions of times more frightening than any typical rubbernecking.
After being treated like a ghost by this man this whole time. Now heâs looking at you like youâre a slab of meat spread out for him. Succulent and tenderized, pliant under his fingers. Your soft eyes are rigid with fear as his other hand reaches for you blithely, larger fingers dipping in your loose hair and scooping it gently forward. You glance at it from the corner of your eye.
Smoke curls around his palm.
You suppress with a quiet intake of breath.
Geto-sanâs cheeks pinken as he gleefully smiles, emboldened by a genuine tinge of ardor. You do your best not to flinch but itâs futile, his chilled fingers consolingly caress your face as he tuts; and gazes at you like heâs committing you to memory.
âBe patient for me, yeah? Iâll be done in a minute.â
You canât even begin to guess what that means.
But before you can inquire heâs shushing you with a finger up to his lips. Playfully shooing you away as Mr. Minoruâs footsteps patter closer, and you clumsily re-fit yourself into your professional mask.
âSorry âbout that, pal. Forgot about another meeting I was supposed to attend a little earlier,â He pockets his phone. âNo oneâs fault.â
He leans against the cliff of his desk where Geto-sanâs planted himself again. Minoru glances at the unopened bag of apple slices. âAh, _____, baby. You were supposed to hand him the good stuff.â
âIâm so sorry, sir.â
âNo worries.â Geto laughs airily. âHow could anything look nearly as appetizing when youâve got an assistant like that walking around?â
Your ears burn as Mr. Minoru snorts in kind. âYeah, fair enough,â
He rolls up his sleeves. âAâright, princess. How bout you hop on over to my lounge and break open the good brandy for my guest and I. Bring us the crystal set. Can you do that?â
â-
The decanter in your hand falls with a dull thump.
Thereâs no⊠logical explanation for what youâre looking at right now â Who youâre looking at right now. In any other circumstance deep purples would be expected. Blotched boysenberries and flossy reds, dotted with strained blues. Youâd expect tearing - bleeding, audible ginger snaps of tendons and extended bone. A scream even, no matter how silent; all are logically expected. Death is logically expected.
But seeing your boss stretched out like leather, not a full five minutes after leaving him alone with this man, is not.
Your eyes frantically skirt over your boss's heaving corpse from your exposed position at his closing entrance. Watching in repulsed terror as his skin tears and bruises, familiar prayer beads falling out of his flesh like stuffing. - His eyes are rolled agonizingly into the back of his head, mouth opened in a scream. His blood sizzles against the maple of his desk and you can do little but stare in horror.
You flinch as the mainline on his desk starts to go off but youâre no sooner cringing at the way his arm breaks just to reach for it. Bloody fingers pushing the receiver, and cheeks tearing just to respond.
His unchanged voice somehow makes it all the more horrifying. âHi, Souza. Thanks for getting back to me,â
âYeah, do me a favor,â You back into the door. âRoute about ten million to Geto-sanâs organization under investment. And be a dear and sign the invoice for me, would ya?â
Youâre gonna be sick.
âSo, youâre out of a job now, huh?â You nearly yelp.
Geto-sanâs standing just over you. âIâve got a pretty similar position opened up,â He says casually. ââWanna work for me?â
You can barely push out a word. Which, kind man that he is, helps you out by deciding for you. âAh, Great! I can break you in on Sunday. Hereâs my card.â
He smiles kindly as you hesitantly pluck the laminated card from his fingers. Looking at you under mirthful eyes that chill more than they comfort.
âIf youâre worried about pay, I can give you double of whatever that monkey gave you. Maybe a little extra if youâre as good as he says you are.â
But before you can recoil at the thought of being stuck under the same kind of boss, with the extra caveat of being a psychopath; he adds with a hint of challenge. âThat is, if you can get rid of our friend for us.â
You follow his glance to the creature wearing your boss like a hand puppet.
Do you even have a choice?
Geto-san watches with a keen eye as you warily approach the blinking, bleeding corpse behind your late bossâs desk. Heels clicking slowly against his wooden floors, skin prickling at the thought of even getting close to this thing let alone touch it. Thereâs a smell that you notice as you move closer. A rotten, discrepant smell that pushes as much as it pulls. Aging, airless skin, barreling toward cell death; only marginally slowed by the alkaline smell of embalming fluid. Too old. Too sour.
But thereâs something about it that almost â Hypnotizes. Evokes a kind of nostalgia that almost completely disarms you. Church pews and goatskin, leather hardbacks under frilly gloves; and those damn prayer beads. You can almost hear your grandmotherâs voice. The minty sweet taste of stale candies tinted by the perfume in her purse. ~ Watching worship but not understanding it. A contact high of conviction. Your bossâs blood spills and it means something sacred, something reverent. And the closer you get, the more that sacrifice feels for the better.
You flicker a glance in Geto-sanâs direction. This guy had this shit on standby?
Itâs clammy when your fingers finally graze its skin. Sweaty and twitching, like every touch is a pinched nerve; like every stroke stimulates. Thereâs movement under the first layer, a hissing under the second. Itâs mania seeps off of it in droves and the more you linger on it, the more your stomach twists.
You draw back your hand and rub over the difference in texture.
The room is temporarily endowed with smoke at the snap of your fingers.
Theyâre both gone when the vapor quickly dissipates, blood formerly staining expensive maple now replaced with its originally polished shine. As well as his chair, his area rug, and any other evidence that could connote what truly horrific fate the man in question had suffered in this very room.
Which is enough to send Geto-san into an ecstatic flurry of applause. âH-Holy shit. Where have you been all my life?â
Heâs more focused on the way the weight in your lips shift rather than that being because of a frown. Regardless, youâre still a picture despite it. âYouâre gonna fit nicely. â My address is on the card. Come by nine? Iâll have breakfast ready by then.â
He turns with a relaxed lilt toward the exit. âYou and I are gonna have a lot of fun.â
The door clicks as the lock disengages.
âDonât make me come looking for you.â
reblogs are appreciated <3
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Edit: Tone Tag đ I am not yelling at yâall, Iâm just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. Itâs all excitement/relief/love over here. đđ
JAC REPURPOSED WANDAâS CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD
âJUST PRETEND IâM NOT HEREâ JAC SCHAEFFERâ đ«
ITâS NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOMEâHEâS REALLY WANDAâS SON, TOMMYâS BROTHER
SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA âMOMâ IN THE KAPLANSâ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLANâS LIFEâBECAUSE WANDAâS KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT
âWHO ARE YOU?â âWILLIAM KAPLAN.â âSAY AGAIN?â
âIâM BILLY MAXIMOFFâ AND
âIâM NOT THAT NICEâ đ
BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDNâT JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLANâS BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN
JAC DIDNâT FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DIDâTHIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HEâS EVERYWHERE
WILLIAM KAPLANâS LAST WORDS WERE âMOM, LOOK OUTâ AND
BILLY MAXIMOFFâS FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX
WAS âTOMMYâ đ
#âITâS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. BILLY.â đđ#i am UNWELL đ#âThereâs no permanent damage. Youâre ready to be discharged. Are you? Ready?â to LIVE AGAIN U MEAN after this HAUNTED ME for 4 YEARS? đ#âTHANKS FOR CHOOSING ME TO BE YOUR MOMâ đ© HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET WEâLL HEAR A CALLBACKâ#âWANNA WATCH A MOVIE? PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR. FREAKY BUT GROUNDEDâ J A C đ#âMS. HARKNESS I DIDNâT MEAN FOR THAT TO BE SO CHAOTICâ I AM DECEASED HEâS *PERFECT* đ#HIS COP BACKTALK WAS IN HER HEAD THATâS SO FUNNY đ#JAC SCHAEFFER#Wiccan#young avengers#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#teen agatha all along#wiccling#wiccan x hulkling#teddy altman#Hulkling#agatha all along spoilers#aaa spoilers#wandavision#agatha all along#lgbtqia#wanda maximoff#body was never actually in Westview? her magic just let Agatha know she had died? thatâs an interesting wrinkle?#how did they get thru that detective scene w/o breaking tbh lmao#âshe chose a town full of strangers over her own flesh and wiresâ was EVIL đ#so fascinating that#lilia calderu#chose to protect Wandaâs kid. I wonder if the sigil also slowly suppressed some of his powers & memories too
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goobly goob gooberton
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my art#art#dandys world#dandyâs world#dandys world goob#dandys world oc#dandys world scraps#dandys world toodles#(sort of)#â
arin rambles#last night i got a goob so dedicated to his job he wrangled up all the twisteds and kited them like his life depended on it ON ONE HEART.#THE ELEVATOR WAS RIGHT THERE. I SAW HIM PASS AWAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.#every single person in that elevator mourned his death like we grew up with him.#i bet hes fluffy Idk what hes made of tho.What are you goobington!!!!??#i LOVE GOOB PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#hes like if that poppy playtime grabpack wished to be a real boy ..#i have so many drawings but i dont wanna post like 692993873 drawings and Spam so . i guess ill have to be patient ..#goob freckles#<- thats it thats the whole tag#goob frecklesâŠ..đ«¶đ«¶đ«¶
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of yâall have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#âshe tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hellâ wouldnât you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like âoh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the hostâ#heâs sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and youâre like âhang on iâm supposed to be the cuntiest bitch hereâ#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like itâs fine when heâs quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after âmate iâve-â bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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updated xin ref
#i havent drawn them in a while ^_^ changed their hanfu a little so they only really wear the top half#and the leg shape as well.. i used doll joints in the past just so it wouldnt bother me drawing their leg bending but at this point idc#the red parts on their hanfu are meant to kinda visually mirror sailor's red rope.. something something bound by fate#and i opted for a ginkgo pattern this time around since i think its suits them better. coincidentally ginkgo also has medicinal properties#and i kept the marking frm when zah drew them because it really is such a nice touch that i wanna keep it in their design :)#and if we're going off the idea of sailor bringing them clothes to wear as souvenirs id bet he picked that pattern out since it#reminded him of xin lol. you can also see they have a little fish charm as their jin bu (sailor has a matching one)#they are so friends to me... i love them sm#still need to update their page a little since i overhauled some of their lore.. theres a whole slidedeck and everything lol#my art#myart#my oc#myoc#oc#xin ya#lmk#lmk oc#lego monkie kid oc#ref sheet#oc ref sheet#oc reference sheet#fur#furry art#furry
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underwater karaoke~
I imagine they are blasting fallout boy, but feel free to be funnier than me, i wonât cry i promise-
#itâs the meow meows your honor#rizzley and cloroform get piss drunk during the first 2 hours od their session and neuviâs there to collect the pieces#if youâve ever been to an introvert party you know where im coming from#neuvillette#wriothesley#clorinde#fanart#my art#genshin#genshin impact#how much do u wanna bet wriothesley flirts with neuvi the entire time-
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you know itâs still crazy to me the way louis changes when he interacts with humanity.
thereâs this type of comfortability that he immediately gets when heâs in those spaces.
in episode 1, as soon as heâs sitting at a table and having a conversation with a regular degular human, he doesnât even care about using his fake name anymore. Heâs dancing, smiling, and cracking jokes with these people, mind you, he literally just met them.
at the end of episode 8, when he finally leaves armand and heâs in new orleans, from the interaction with the driver to the front desk at the hotel to the touristsâŠ.i have never seen louis look better in present day.
I swear louis is the embodiment of the sun and thatâs probably why vampirism and who he is clashes because vampires canât be in the sun, much less BE the sun. its also why the other vampires want him so badly, that man is light and warmth in a dark and cold existenceâŠ
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#heâs so precious to me because of this#like thatâs baby fr fr#heâs a leo rising I KNOW IT#HE IS THE SUN#hes a city girl to his core tbh#reminds me of that interview with Assad when he said that armand sees a light in louis#trust if I was a vampire I WOULD DEVOUR HIM LIKE A 15 PIECE WINGSTOP COMBO#how much you wanna bet he was making conversation with the tourist#I feel like Iâve written something like this before but letâs hope not đ#iwtv analysis
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