#bestie sex

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: What if we had sex but in like a bro way?

Tim: ...

Kon:

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, already taking off his clothes: Yeah, that's good enough for me.

[rooniearts]

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[lesbiansagainstdnp]

i’m not really on hard launch hill nor is it important to me. but. i would maybe like to live in a world where we can bully dan howell for announcing on twitter that he fucked his favourite youtuber

[tired-biscuit]

when the kisses are getting so messy that you’re literally almost devouring each other, and you’re both in such a hurry to get out of your clothes that he’s unbuckling his belt with those big, strong hands; almost fumbling with it from how fast and desperate he is at trying to get it out of the way.

you’re latching onto his neck when you at long last hear the audible clink! and it nearly makes you shiver. because that means that his cock is finally gonna come out to play and that he’s finally gonna push you down and rail the ever sweet life out of you after waiting for so long.

it’s just pure thrill and excitement. you’re practically buzzing with it.

[lilpomelito]

Steve and Robin go out to a gay club in Indy one night and Robin ends up pissed off because even if she did make a couple of friends and connections with the local scene she didn't have as much luck as Steve who made out with like 5 dudes in a row. How come they're going to the gay places and her straight friend still has more game than her?! Turns out maybe not so much, since Steve spends the monday shift at family video talking how much he enjoyed kissing guys and how hot it got him and how it didn't feel like a performance—which Robin can relate to that part—so maybe it's time to keep experimenting? Robin thinks he might be going a little fast but Steve is determined so he asks if he should ask Eddie if he's down to hooking up so he can try having sex with a guy which sends Robin into another spiral because whoa, since when are you aware that Eddie's gay? (And shit, if she said it out loud to Steve does that count as outing Eddie?!) Steve says he just knows, the same way he knows that Vicky is into boobies (ugh, not this again!) and anyway there's no harm in asking. Robin's mind is blown when Steve literally picks up the phone and calls Eddie if he's down to fuck that night at his place. She's not surprised Eddie agrees. He might be even more of a masochist than Robin herself, really. Which leads to a very interesting night where Robin spends hours trying to concentrate on her stupid homework and not think about how her best friend, her soulmate, the light of her life, is right now having gay sex literally days after finding out "kissing guys is cool actually," when it took her years to admit to herself that she was into girls. And it's even more mortifying when a little after midnight Steve calls her—of course he does—and informs her that sex with men is actually so much better than sex with girls, for him at least, he just had the best orgasm of his life (good for him) and inform her that he now has a boyfriend. Honestly, what did Robin expect. Good for Steve and his simple, honest heart.

[aesthetic-bbyg]

I miss avenger fics😔.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 57

Jaskier likes hugs. Like a lot. Like dozens a day, a lot. Which is why it's so odd when Jaskier suddenly stops touching Geralt unless he he absolutely has to. Geralt is admittedly getting quite jealous, however, because Jaskier hasn't stopped touching anyone and everyone else. Has the horror of being a witcher finally set in for the bard? Is he disgusted to so much as lay a finger on him, now? Geralt starts just being concerned about it, however, when Jaskier keeps almost hugging him. So Jaskier clearly wants to hug him, but refuses to do so. Did someone say something? Is he worried about Geralt? He worries for Geralt an awful lot. Oh fuck, is he cursed? Geralt finally breaks and asks (demands) Jaskier why he stopped hugging him, when Jaskier clearly still wants to. "It's because you hate it! Obviously! I- I'm trying to be a good friend!" Geralt knows he can be a bit stoic, but he thought Jaskier would take the fact that Geralt hugs back and doesn't shove him away as more than enough motivation to keep doing what makes him so happy. "I never felt so bad. I really thought you had no problem with me being so- So clingy. If I had known better, I wouldn't! Honest, Geralt!" "Why do you think I have a 'problem' with it?" "You growled at me!" Oh fuck. He purred. Jaskier doesn't know he can purr.

[chodoyodes]

here’s a snippet of my delightfully messy little ninejackrose dynamic

[supercalime]

People who ship the queer friend with the straight friend (yall know exactly which people im talking about, those known as the bestie boos) seem to not appreciate the potential of the straight bro and queer bro being besties. Need proof? Here it goes!

Sapphic version here

[sunshine-jesse]

One of the funniest parts of Decay (that I brought up in my essay) was like, leave it to Nemlei to write a character who has the exact wrong reason for not having sex with his sister. There are a myriad of good reasons one can choose to not have sex with a sibling (one of which being “I simply do not want it and think it’s morally wrong/gross”) but “I do not think of her as an adult nor do I respect her as one” ain’t it, chief.

[k9effect]

Hey fellas? Just letting you know that it's super fucking sexy when you voluntarily wear a condom. Caring about the health and safety of your bed partner is the hottest thing ever. Don't make us ask/beg for you to wear protection. It's genuinely so hot when you're prepared and competent and willing!

This post includes trans women. Please wear condoms, ladies!

It shouldn't be the bottoms' responsibility to make sure YOU wear a condom. And don't fucking try to weasle your way out of it if your bed partner asks you to wear one but you don't want to. No. 1 boner killer. "Oh but I can't feel anything through a condom" I don't give a shit, I don't wanna get pregnant/an STD so shut the fuck up and wrap it or you ain't tapping it. If you don't want to wear one, and your bed partner requires one, guess you guys aren't sleeping together then. You are officially incompatible.

[plistommy]

Steve begging for Robin to act like she’s buying a dildo for herself even though it’s for Steve - because he’s too nervous to by it - and it would be one the biggest fucking dildo’s Robin has ever set her eyes on.

”Why the hell do you need it to be this big?”

”It’s not that big.”

”Yes, it is, Steve! It’s… like the size of your wrist!”

”… I like big dicks okay!”

After she gags at him and makes Steve pout next to her with a ’you asked, Robin!’, she buys it and makes Steve pay for all of their dinners and give most of their shared tips from work to her for the next seven months.

[importantandunavoidable]

this is what feminsim is about btw

[kwillow]

ambroys my boy's swimshorts being as LOW as they could possibly go is hILARUIOUS

THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. I know everyone's focusing on Hyden in that picture, but Ambroys has an, erm, intense sense of confidence as well. He's not the arbiter of good taste he appointed himself as.

[caffiend-queen]

Such Happy News! @nildespirandum's writer's block has disappeared!

Here's how I know. We co-wrote the last book in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, called Captivated. I love this book because of the experience of writing it with @nildespirandum and we're celebrating by giving away six copies. This is only open to US readers, we're sorry! Just leave a comment and you're entered.

You can find the book here: https://mybook.to/C2XeYnK

Here's a blurb:

It may be 2024, but when a MacTavish man wants a bride, he steals her.

I’m a billionaire. I’m not letting some endangered bird stop me from building my massive computer server plant. When these ridiculous environmental protestors interfere with my building site, I humiliate them before throwing them out. But when Fee, the feisty head of the group, uses her charms (and my intoxicated state) to kidnap me, I’m entertained enough to allow her to hold me on her Irish grandfather’s farm. When we’re attacked by an enemy intent on ending me, she realizes for the first time that I’m not just a businessman. I’m the head of one of the most powerful Mafias in Europe.

Now, I have to kidnap and marry her, kicking and screaming, to keep her safe, because she is utterly captivating.

There’s a goat living in my mansion and a woman who despises everything I stand for… unless we’re in bed. I have to take out my vicious enemy, deal with my irritating insta-family, and make my new wife fall in love with me.

Nothing to it. Captivated is book five in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, but it can easily be read as a standalone, with no cheating and an HEA.

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