#best stretch man

[ducktracy]

a short placing heavy emphasis on Hungarian Rhapsody No. II is a rite of passage for golden age cartoons. Bugs Bunny did it! Tom and Jerry did it! Daffy and Donald! but one thing Woody Woodpecker has above the competition is that he is held hostage by a group of gangsters and is forced to entertain, lest he get executed. amazing

[sleepyblr-heart]

this'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me

[vivacia-18]

I'm about halfway to two thirds through You Feel It Just Below the Ribs, and asdjasdlkajsadjal

The reveals, the implications, I can't even - mentally I'm rolling on the floor frothing at the mouth. I want to go back and listen to season 3 and season 1 all over again, holy shiiiiit

[sagethegremlin]

i love ur analysis and posts n shit about salt and pepper i love them sm they make me sick!!! especially since all the posts in the saltpep tag are like fluffy and sweet and cute and like. I like that. but i LOVE the angst!!! aughhhhhg. anyway thank you for releasing your saltpep thoughts into the world i think my brain chemistry has been permanently altered now

THANK YOUUUU THEY ALSO MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!

and dont get me wrong i totally love it when theyre fluffy and sweet its just AUGH!!! the things that being in love with a girl who likes a boy can do to a person are ASTRONOMICAL and with one of salts main character traits being her crazy crush on oj and pepper BEING CODED TO FOLLOW HER NO MATTER WHAT (im never going to be normal about that) that leaves room for an incredible new flavor of gay yearning and some FANTASTIC doomed yuri and i just :) i just think thats neat :) thats all :)

[indignantdessertbirds]

at some point earlier this year i gave up on making myself pleasant to anyone and indulged in every one of my annoying habits and today my friends were talking abt me on a group chat when i wasn’t online and between 100+ backlog of chats they talked about one of these of mine annoying habits endearingly. they like it! they like me! i feel like i just got stabbed in the heart from the sheer intensity of the emotion

[urlocalwormtoday]

in cult of the lamb i remember when my favorite follower (white ish beige deer) proposed and it was so cute ((I even drew art of them together THEY MAKE ME ILL)) but then they died of old age a while later.. NOW ANOTHER DEER (((WHO HAS CONSISTENTLY TRIED TO PROVE HIS LOYALTY BY WANTING TO BE BOTH A DISCIPLE AND LOYALTY ENFORCER AND WANTING TO BE PUT IN JAIL))) WANTS TO MARRY ME AND ITS GIVING ME FLASHBACKS 😭🤲

[thetincangremlin]

by the way, stretch marks are HOT, pass it down.

Like, try and tell me the one on the right is hotter than the one on the left.

I rest my case.

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

your mum is spooky /pos

– tubbo.

Yeah :D isn’t she the best 🥰🥰

Match made in the deepest pit of purgatory 🤗 Eldritch abomination-cryptid-thing that NO merciful gods ever could’ve had any hand in making 🤗 and Mum 🤗 Then they had me and the twins and lived happily ever after ☝️😌

(Ooc: author’s personal headcanons about sbi parents in the tags. I don’t usually say ‘oh check tags for extra rambles!!’ But ummm. it was fun typing those ones out 🤗 don’t read if you’re not into it I just think it’s a bit silly goofy fun)

[kyouka-supremacy]

im only here for atsushi <3

but tbh, atsushis been (not so) slowly fading into the background, ever since. chapter 88 and this has been more clearer than ever in the anime

and like!! they set up so many interesting things about him(the book, dead apple) and its... never adressed again??? and also just atsushi himself!!! his super cool character development!!!

this doesnt just extent to atsushi, it also extends to pretty much all of the ada characters except dazai (kenji?kyouka??yosano???RANPO????) but its a lot clearer because atsushis you know... the protagonist.

dazais a very interesting character but... im so tired of him

(sorry for the rant and also sorry if this doesnt make much sense!! english isnt my native language)

Is he really the protagonist though 😭😭😭

[dreampearls]

furina as the most blatant christ/christian inspired figure in genshin accompanied w her being the way she is so awesome to me

[rebelband]

I forget that cap'n canonically has a big ass watermelon head. How do his clothes fit over it

this is why I personally let his zipper go all the way down on the hoodie, but I think he'd just wear it legs-first otherwise with any top-related clothing that doesn't have the means (buttons, zippers, strings)

[timothyslucy]

tumblr recommended me a scott mccall hate post with 100+ notes and i cried.

[andromedasummer]

secondhand bookshops rule so hard esp my fav one in town. there are such specific sections for everything. in the scifi shelves theyve organized things by space sci-fi, sea sci-fi, dystopia etc. there's a paranormal romance section in the romance section. they have 3 shelves longer than i am tall dedicated to the star trek novelizations organized by series and 3 under that dedicated to dragonlance books. i went to look at their craft section and they had subsections for eras and styles of embroidery. i can look for motorsport books by series or manufacturer without coming across top gear books or car manuals, which have their own sections. i can find poetry by nz poets in their own bookcase and books by māori authors all over the shop because they've been marked by a specific tag on the binding.

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

You know that one gif of Goofy floating lifeless in a pool? That’s me since my return home from Europe

[baekuras]

literally crying waiting in the dentist office because our region wide chef basically acted like i am stupid and unwilling to work after 3 weeks of me being in pain which is now at it's peak

I have a literally open wisdom tooth and a headache on the other side that's also stabbing me open with pain-add to that the brainfog bc uh pain and general nausea

and his first question it to ask me if i hadnt considered taking painkillers

....................

OH NO SORRY YOU OH SO WISE MAN I HADNT CONSIDERED DOING SO FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS I WILL RETURN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIES YOUR MAJESTY

he was upset i dared leave work AFTER finishing everything for the ppl who had appointments today because I hadnt done enough apparently

only the complicated things no one else can or will do (: which was the only reason i even came in in the first place because otherwise I'd have gone to the doctor asap and left my coworkers to bathe the bs storm out (:

[radmista]

I need white people to shut the fuck forever about how scars form and heal, and how they "aren't that bad looking" when talking to dark skinned people

Yeah a white scar doesn't look that bad or obvious on your white ass skin, but when I'm multiple shades darker than you a bold white scar IS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS