#best joke ever! lol

[polarburrsurprise]

[caffichai]

Goldenglow and Horn, a match made in heaven (the squad selection menu) 😍

[bacchuschucklefuck]

we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

[mildcicada]

My friend's gift to me for my birthday!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[bird-inatrashcan]

Finally we have downpour! We've only been playing for a couple of hours but I am already obsessed with these two.

[matchalovertrait]

After about 10 months of dating, Dulce decided it was time for her family to meet Caruso, and well... let's just say that things could've gone better.... Will this shake things up in the Alegría household?

Note: For those who don't know, the "discovery" of "spa water" was a very real thing 💀 That sounds so unappetizing. Insulting in many ways lol.

Transcript

Erick: Nice to meet you, Caruso!

Noemí: What a pleasure to finally meet you.

Caruso: Thank you. I see where your daughter got her good looks from.

Noemí: Oh my! How flattering.

Ángel: Um... is he really using his phone at the dinner table?

Noemí: It's so nice to have every seat filled up at the table! Now we wait for the grandchildren to come.

Erick: [Whispers] Are you seeing what I'm seeing...

Pavan is completely oblivious, too in love with Ángel to notice anything.

Ángel: [Whispers] Yeah...

Erick: I'll give him another chance... Nice shirt, what's your favorite album of theirs?

Caruso: Oh, I don't listen to this band. Their music is boring. I thought the design on the shirt looked rad as hell.

Erick: I see.... please excuse me.

Noemí: Your agua fresca is amazing! It's agua de pepino, right?

Caruso: ...Agua... fresca? No, no. This is my creation! I call it "spa water."

Noemí: Oh... clever.

Ángel: I'm not sure if my drawing is conveying the message y'know?

Pavan: Looks great to me. The colors play into the theme of not escaping one's past.

Ángel: Ah perfect. I was going to sign myself up for Color Theory 101 again.

Caruso: Color theory? What's there to theorize? Colors exist, obviously. Just look everywhere, haha. Am I right or am I right?

Ángel: Is this a joke?

Noemí: Ahem... Mija, can you come help sing a lullaby to the fish? They won't sleep.

Dulce: Oh we have pet fish now? Since when do fish need music to sleep anyway? [Says quietly] Also, I sing well?

Caruso: Yeah you sing beautifully.

Noemí: Um... It's a new kind of science. Let's go, just the two of us.

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

So I acted upon the urge to make the best FNAF Ocs ever

Anyways

Names: Buckwood (Kirkwood Buck) and Bentley Bat Roles: Freddy Fazbear’s Hecklers - they weren’t originally supposed to be mean, but it sure ended up that way. They take the role of the verbal attackers rather than the physical like all the other animatronics. While they’re considered relatively non-violent, that doesn’t mean they’re non harmful. They do what they can to humiliate Fazbear Entertainment and all their staff, keeping just about everyone on their toes. Their biggest goal is to emotionally destroy William so he doesn't hurt anyone else's kids, but because Phone Guy and Mike are more often seen in the building (AND they have specific traits and flaws grandpas with no filters can't help but pick on)-so overall they have a habit to target those two a little more than William. They can't move from their balcony, but they don't really mind, and have fun just staying in one place for the rest of eternity. HOWEVER, they so sometimes get snacks, beverages, and whatever they want despite 1. them not having legs 2. them not having stomachs and 3. them not having a way down or up. Nobody knows how they do it, and maybe they don't know either. They sometimes steal things from you if they really want to mess with you. Backstory (in concept): they’re the pissed grandpas of some of the missing children, and will do whatever they can to tarnish the name of Fazbear Entertainment for covering up their grandkids murders like it was nothing

[sourour-rl]

brotherly love

[sneeb-canons]

Mind and Heart both know how to cook and bake. Mind prefers baking because of the rigid instructions, and Heart prefers cooking because he can experiment with the recipes.

Soul should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. Heart asked if Soul wanted to cook once and he brought out a Mountain Dew cookbook. He’s never asked again.

Headcanon #319

[dizzybevvie]

"Kingdom Hearts is so complicated" "Nomura made it up as he went along" "KH makes no sense" Have you considered that Riku is 15 and autistic and gay bc if you do I think itll change things

[zee-thezebra1]

Getting this ad after reading the dirtiest smut you'll ever see about people in hell is fucking hilarious LMAO

[florbelles]

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐑 ❧ [eight/∞]

+ shadowheart

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

[kindred-spirit-93]

Respectfully I've been listening to Thunder Bringer on repeat an let me tell you I feel things - I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism. Im should take a shower but then I remember that water is a conductor for electricity ... Huh

Sorry I'm rambling, point is I love that musical

IM IN LECTURE RN I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SCREECHING LMAOOOOOOOO

never ever apologise for rambling i love it to begin with and i love hearing ur thoughts most especially. pls continue :D!!!

[kawaiiers]

My favourite joke in New Vegas is when in Dead Money you meander trough the Sierra Madre kitchens and find a bunch cosmic knives strewn around. And then you find rants about them, about how terrible they are, how they are so sharp they are unusable. This is already the funniest thing in the world.

And then later you play Old World Blues. You meet those crazy bastards. You wander trough the Big MT and check out all these crazy places. And then you find out this is where that infamous Sierra Madre fog™ came from. "Oh, so those guys ruined everything, huh?" you might think. And then, finally, you see that saturnite facility. It rings a bell.

Wait.

[telesodalite]

Question for those who dabble in humanformers or the like!

Out of curiosity, how do you come up with or decide on non-transformer names for humanformers/non-mech aus?

Also, what was the inspiration? Are you just roughly translating their name to the closest sounding name? Or is there other personal or cultural reasons behind certain names?