#best inflatables

[another-ai-belly-blog]

[milquetoad]

chet saying that orym had lost more than any of them to laudna was objectively correct in that moment and i feel like ppl are misinterpreting it. this conversation was about ishta, it was specifically about otohan’s sword. laudna’s repeated argument was that the sword had traumatized her and that’s why she felt justified in doing what she did, and that may have been true, but chet was pointing out that when it came to that sword, orym had experienced more loss in connection with it. that sword may have killed laudna, but it killed orym too. and his husband. and his father. if she wants to play the trauma olympics, she has the silver to orym’s gold right now.

in the past, laudna rebuked ashton for saying he knew loneliness better than she did, and she was right to do so then. but this time, orym absolutely has known more trauma in connection with that sword, and chet was right to point that out during that moment. if she doesn’t get challenged like that then she’s never going to be able to break free from delilah’s influence.

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[giftboxxworld]

Time for me to go plush posting again…

These were taken on our anniversary, I gave him a bouquet and we ate baked spaghetti 💖💕

Peppino rammed a little too hard into The Noise (he was running at Mach 5)

And a very epic group picture

[3dprintcess]

Taskmaster s18 promo image of Little Alex Horne!

[botchfrivarg]

Love feeling small which is hard to get when you are only 6~7cm off from being 2m tall. Which is one reason I like my pooltoys big

[pigfriends]

oh my goddd i know its weird but i cannot stop fantasizing about being used as the punch bowl for a party,,,, being prepped, tied up naked on the counter with my pretty holes on display, spread out as they work a hose connected to a funnel into me, the rush of cold liquid as im filled up and swollen, mouth held open with a gag so i cant do anything but drool and moan,,, when my cunt is all full being plugged up with a special plug with a tap on the end, and having it done again in my ass, maybe a different drink this time so people can take their pick.... labelling me with a sharpie, keeping me there as people come up and get their drinks, some of them teasing me, some of them barely even acknowledging it,, the alcohol inside my holes making my head swim all night, and the party just keeps going and occassionally they need to stop and fill me back up, the mixes getting stronger as the night goes on, and people getting handsier with me, teasing my clit and my tits and my open mouth, maybe someone even coming to fuck my tits, pressing their weight on my swollen, aching midsection and coming all over my face, maybe people playing with my holes drink straight from the tap, or someone pouring their drink down my open mouth and forcing me to get even drunker and sluttier, moaning and begging. being covered in cum and booze and drool and sweat, just a messy, loud, needy toy,,, maybe they untie me at some point and force me to walk around the party, completely fucked out and swollen, my holes aching and dripping as punch and beer leak out, so drunk i can barely walk in a straight line. people keep pouring their drinks out on me, stopping me and pouring it down my throat while they make fun of me, teasing me that i need to be refilled. people jacking off while watching me or grabbing me and making me stroke their cocks, someone fucking my thighs while im still plugged up,,,, crying drunk and dizzy and absolutely ruined, and yet still not satisfied because my pretty, aching little holes havent been fucked,,,, man,

[freckledoctopus]

Recent DnD character I made for a Curse of Strahd campaign (her name and colours are based on the tourmaline gemstone)

Also because of my past work in storyboard revisions on the recent season my friends have dubbed my johnny-flavoured shitposts as Official Johnny Test Art

[valeriefauxnom]

Things that Euden does not know about:

-Jack o' Lanterns:

(I would like to add on my slight dramatization regarding this one:)

-Accounting ledgers

-What herbs and spices look like

-Forestry 101

-What sumo is:

Things he DOES understand:

-The use of the word 'trolling' (also what a specific spell looks like despite not exactly being a mage):

-Pearls 101

-What joy buzzers (a thing invented in 1928) are

-How to recognize nobility (but exclusively when they are actively trying to hide their social class, if they're just kinda vibing in the open like Heinwald or otherwise not actively concealing it like Erik, no dice)

-And, last but not least, what 'abstruse bloviation' means:

[another-ai-belly-blog]

[shinobicyrus]

My God they really hate everyone who isn't a straight cis white guy so fucking much.

(Source: Politico)

[iced-souls]

Merry christmas guiys

They wanted to trick or treat

Edit: I APPARENTLY DIDN’T POST THIS BUT I JUST FOUND IT IN MY DRAFTS BUT NOW IT’S NOT HALLOWEEN AND I’VE FAILED AS A HOLIDAY I’VE FAILED NOOO—

(Based on a picture of me and my sibling in our costumes when we were younger, where they looked all cutesy smiley in a lil fox onesie, and then there was me—)

|Commissions|

[yantao-enthusiast]

if you know what ships i’m referencing immediately i am legally obligated to give you a big wet one on the mouth

[fagbearentertainment]

I think about the turbo twins way more than I should given that they appear for like 3 seconds in the movie

[joatthecopa]

Hello Tumblr, it’s been foreva’

Will update