#best anon ever omg

[midnightmayhem13]

hii i was wondering if you could write something with carol x reader potentially inspired by i can see you, if not no worries! i love your writing btw 🤍

I can see you

i love you for requesting this anon😭🩶 it's deff my most played song now🩶❕

carol danvers x reader; sexual hint but js kinda hot

being earths mightiest hero's, they had to have some ground rules.

1.no going on solo missions without at least one person knowing

2.don't steal each others equipment

3.no dating

now only a few cases were excused on the last one. maria and nat were allowed because maria wasn't an avenger when they met.

but carol always tended to be a rule breaker anyways.

when carol was introduced to the avengers. she was told the 'rules' there was a bunch more but she didn't really care about them.

that last one made her laugh though. she didn't have any business falling in love here on earth. lord was she wrong.

carol was talking to fury when she laid eyes on you. her sentence soon turning into mush.

"ah danvers, this is y/n. y/n, carol danvers. she will be working with me and the avengers for the time being."

you two shook hands and greeted eachother. fury had to go attend a meeting so you two talked for a little. after learning the basics of her you had to go train.

"see you around danvers" you said with a wink waking away.

"see you around beautiful." she said staring at you as you walked away. you had completely taken her breath away.

both you and carol could tell that you were attracted to each other. but decided to keep it professional. fury couldn't know.

and this wasn't the easiest thing ever. being surrounded by some of the greatest spies and all. but who cares at this point.

you and carol started getting close. really close. you started talking more and spent nights in eachothers rooms.

without being seen of course.

at work and around the team you two could be seen as close friends. piers. office buddies..?

but there was some thing more going on behind closed doors. in the middle of the night giggles and pants could be heard from your room.

during training when carol was almost sure she could pin you, you surprised her. slamming her down and pinning her to the mat.

whispering "i quite like this view captain" bitting her ear lobe, while straddling her lap.

god she was addicted to you.

seconds after you got off and helped her up steve walked in.

you grabbed your bag. greeting him and saying goodbye to carol with a wink and a little grin.

"care for a spar danvers?" steve asked not noticing the gesture.

"i-i'll catch you later steve." she said walking past, eyes looking someone dreamily.

steve was tired enough to not question it. and carol could wait to have you against the wall.

later that day carol caught you walking into your room, looking around as if you were expecting her to follow you. you smiled when you saw her.

she pushed past the door, hand grabbing your hips and lips instantly going to yours.

"god you little minx" she whispered on your lips crashing into the wall

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at carols first gala, hosted by tony of course, she didn't know what to expect.

and god she wasnt sure how much longer she could keep you a secret but you looked breath taking.

the curve of your ass, the plump of your beautiful breast, your gorgeous eyes, soft and supple lips, the way your hair fell perfectly like dominoes. safe to say she was incredibly smitten.

your dress wasn't helping the urge to make out with you right then and there either.

meanwhile you were practically drooling at the sight of carol. her velvet, dark red suit. her biceps straining deliciously against the fabric. her smirks and winks couldn't go unnoticed either.

the whole time carol was sending you knowing glances. while you sent her kisses, making sure no one could see.

when you two found a corner in the room away from most people, you had some much needed pecks. quickly parting when your heard steps coming closer.

after deciding to head to the bar you two engaged in a conversation. it couldn't hurt to just talk, right? didn't hurt to be that close either. definitely didn't hurt that carols hand was on your exposed thigh.

but you were interrupted when some business people wanted to talk to carol. it got a little more personal than either of you wanted it to.

"and you miss y/n have you got a special someone?" the old lady asked.

you smirked at carol before answering, " no, i don't actually"

it was simple but the women seemed satisfied with it.

"but i must get going, i have a few things to get to." you added as you said your goodbyes winking at carol.

"see you later captain"

you meant it to be flirty. the other women assumed it was a form of respect. what she didn't hear was the hushed "meet me tonight"

as you walked to the hallway that would eventually lead to your room you looked back at carol. winking one final time that night, disappearing into the dimly shaded walkway.

"i have to get going too" carol muttered interrupting whatever the lady was saying, pushing past her following your steps.

much to her surprise she found you leaning against the wall next to your door, waiting for her.

she looked back before grabbing your waist and kissing you passionately. putting one of your legs on her hip.

"they're gonna find out" you whispered on her lips. grabbing ahold of the back of her hair and neck.

"just don't make a sound" carol answered picking you up and wrapping your legs around her.

throwing you in the bed she threw her jacket on the floor as she moved fast but kept quiet.

a/n this was so hot and i hoped i did this amazing ass request justice🩶

[jrueships]

Do you have any ocs? You play 2k?

i did play 2k!!!! i mean.. i play 2k13 2k bcs it has pg and it's offline bcs im unwell and love the dying out practice of inviting ppl over to play games still but 😭 it still counts, right?? anyhow! im not a big oc guy, like i don't have a lot of them or my own universe of them, but im also not a self insert kinda guy (no shade to anyone who is any of this, i think it's all rlly cool and wish i had to creativity to do so as well!) so i kinda just made this dude

his first name is THE and his last name is SHRIMP, and he's like 5'3 . He's number 11 on the raptors and i made him solely to cause a rift in kyle/demar for ship drama (it's ok tho bcs he only makes kyle/demar stronger by being an evil division) (plus his girlfriend is denver levins so he rlly just kinda tried breaking kyle/demar up as a social experiment or smthing idk he's insane)

[mr-stottlemonk]

Love your blog and your fics, thank you for your service to our little community 🫡

Also just wanted to share a funny little story: my mom and I were watching season 3 and my Greek Orthodox Christian mother turns to me mid-episode and goes (in Greek, so here’s a rough translation) “why does he (Stottlemeyer) basically hump him (Monk) in every scene they’re in?” And I about SCREAMED.

Anyways now I am sure I’m not delusional for seeing how in love they are because she’s constantly pointing out their looks to each other than their close proximity 90% of the time (she especially enjoyed that episode where they go to a cabin, we were saying they were so married).

Just wanted to share a little story about how obvious their love is for each other that even my traditional religious mother saw it

OMFFF!!!! I'M SCREAMING ALONG WITH YOU ANON!!! your mom sees all, gosh. she's right. it's so obvious. so transparent. right under our noses.

like, you don't even gotta squint 😭😭. i love how the rough translation is 'humping'. sksks 🙏🥺 ty dear trad religious momma, you have made our day!! and opened our eyes even more.

also you guys are so right. mr. monk gets cabin fever is like the episode that really gets you thinking: "these two are so married." cottage husbands!!!

she is gonna love mr. monk gets drunk methinks xD.

thank you for sharing this little story dear, omg <333

p.s: pleasure is all mine!! 🙇💕

[singsweetmelodies]

Hi there! Im still kind of new to f1 so please, can you share all the piarles deep lore with me? Like your favorite moments from them, the story of them growing up, etc. I have a burning need 🙏 ❤️

hiiii dearest anon! i am so sorry for the delay in replying - i saw this ask and immediately got SO freaking excited, because, well, piarles is my absolute OTP in this fandom, so of course i'd love to share all the details about them!!

i started working on a piarles lore post almost immediately, and that's when i realised... um, there is actually rather a lot of piarles lore. like, a lot. enough that i've been working on this post for over a week in-between work and irl stuff, and it's still not done??

so yeah.... 🙈 i just wanted to reply to you today and say that i have seen this ask and i am working on a piarles lore post for you ❤️😘 it's just taking quite a bit longer than i thought because of how much piarles lore there is. but rest assured, the post is definitely happening!! thank you SO much for asking, and for giving me the chance to embark on the most fun research project ever <3333

[kucherovv]

On average, how many rocks do you collect on a field trip before your bag is too heavy and you have to resist the Urge?

who is this.. come french me NOW....

you get me. it's a ridiculous amount.. i did a northern arizona trip last fall and returned home with an obscene amount of rocks. i fear when i do field camp at the end of my degree i'll have to bring an entire extra bag just to fit all the rocks. i don't even have anywhere to display them! i keep them in ziplocs labeled with the trip date and approx. location! i'm completely incapable of resisting the urge though i just collect forever and ever and make it later me's problem

[askadhdanon]

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I FUCKING DID?!?! I FINALLY WATCHED ALL OF FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL!!!!!! PROBALLY THE BEST FUCKING SHOW I EVER GODDAMN SEEN!!! OMG AND THAT- MWA MWA!!! IT WAS JUST SO YUMMY AND DELICOUS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 100/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN AND TOTALLY RECCOMEND!!!!! also- Spoiler warning just want to point this out...

OK BUT THE FUCKING LAST EPISODE WHEN SIR PETINTIOUS FUCKING CALLED VAGGIE VAGATHA????? WHO LET GOOSEWORX AND VIZZIE POP BE FRIEND CHAT????/j (I love the fact they are besties) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING TADC REFERENCE IN FUCKING HAZBIN HOTEL. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!

[weezerlvr228]

do u want me 2 kill that guy @ ur bfs party 4 u. guy sounds like literally the worst an I will have no issues doing it 4 u

thank you anon. i would love nothing more 💗

[causenessus]

hello!! i hope new york treats you well!! and esp the play you're gon see!! i just read love notes and i'm fr excited for the entire series you are fr amazing i love how you portray the characters and the way you write them makes me feel like i've known them all my life 🐻🌷 please rest whenever you get the chance and ENJOY YOUR TIME THERE!!!

MY FAVORITE ANON EVER I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL omg i'm kicking my feet rn i was so happy when I saw the 🌷🐻 emojis you are literally the best ever and so sweet THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭 your compliments are always so so nice and make me feel so much better </33 I hope you have an amazing day and night and I will rest when I can just for you!! thank you for stopping in my inbox today you're so amazing and kind i'm so thankful for you <33

[stere0typical]

Moffat and Gatiss just didn’t like Johnlock as a romance because they based their version of them off themselves. They said as such multiple times in interviews. It isn’t really much deeper than that.

Oh that's fair enough. I'm not a big BBC Sherlock fan I just found it funny that Moffat was writing both at the same time and it was just intended as a lighthearted joke. I never knew based Sherlock and John off their own friendship that's almost kindve sweet.

[magicandmundane]

thanks for getting me into the inheritance cycle bc im like 200 pages into eragon and i just realized that the writing is so entertaining that i actually pace myself while reading?? like usually im too dyslexic and impatient to read carefully, so i'll just skim paragraphs and let my brain fill in whatever words i skipped over. but this series makes me read it sentence by sentence and i love it

saphira is best girl

Omg anon, that’s amazing! I’m so happy for you. These books mean so much to me, so if I can share that with a few people, then I must be doing something right around here lol.

If you’re having a good time now, then you’ll be having a blast with the later books because this series just gets better as it goes on. It’s really fun to watch Christopher’s writing grow because he wrote Eragon as a teenager. Keep me posted! And feel free to dm me, I’m always happy to talk about The Inheritance Cycle.

Yes, Saphira is best girl. She was my favorite in book one, but tbh Eragon himself really grew to be my favorite character. His development is incredible.

I’ll leave off here for now. I could talk about these books all day lol. Happy reading, anon!

[negans-lucille-tblr]

Okay, I was reading HP series again and all I could think was does Y/N ever poop? She wakes up kneels at Dean's feet. All day they be banging. What if either of them has diarrhea or something? Also, what about periods?

I'm too embarrassed with the amount of time I re read so Imma go anon

This is the funniest ask I think I’ve ever received. I have genuinely been crying with laughter at this for nearly 20 minutes. I want to memorialise this ask for eternity. Frame it on my bedroom wall 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 “all day they be banging” 😭

Anyway, to answer your very pressing questions…

So with her period it was considered and I did purposefully choose a BC method that stops your periods completely.

As for the bowel movements? Idk welcome to fiction I guess where shit and piss don’t exist unless you want them to for some reason 🥴😂

I’d like to think Dean would give her the day off if she had diarrhoea though 🥴😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you so much for this 😂

[electrical-communication]

ummm are u racist

Y’all just say anything huh

[mistypluie]

Do you have a page to see your commission offers / prices? I really liked that bingyuan commission you just posted. :)

that actually wasn't a commission, just a gift! but thank you so much!! i don't currently do commissions. i do take requests, and i may start doing commissions at some point if there's interest! feel free to dm me and we can talk about it :)

[misswoozi]

Kindergarten teacher Jeonghan, music teacher Woozi, and (school) librarian Shua run into each other at the school on a Saturday trying to get some work done. Joshua the Extrovert suggests getting lunch together. Poor Jeonghan and Woozi can’t come up with an excuse between them. They walk to a fast food restaurant none of them like because it’s cheap and close, unlike the three lunch companions who are basically strangers.

Weird Guy Jun is behind the counter. He’s nice enough but his jokes don’t land and everyone makes an effort to not acknowledge it. He valiantly tries one last time after the bill is paid and it’s a riot. He doesn’t acknowledge the teachers’ laughter, though. He’s squinting at something outside that caught his eye.

He sees his dispensary budtender Vernon outside the hotel across the street. He’s talking to the doorman whose huge smile has disappeared. Vernon is trying to tell DK about a new strain that just arrived, but DK is trying to hurry the convo along so no one overhears. He has a job and a reputation to keep, after all. But DK’s attention suddenly turns toward a noise from down the street.

Coups the dog walker has like twelve different dogs strapped to his body. One of them is going nuts barking at a storefront window. He looks up to see what could be so goddamned interesting.

A huge display for a new game (something with life-size animal cutouts?) in the GameStop window. Employee Wonwoo is trying to explain to off-duty amusement park mascot Hoshi that the game has a reputation for being popular with furries - but not in so many words. It doesn’t seem like that would be a problem for him, though. Both men jerk their heads up at a sudden squealing from outside.

Inside his car, Uber driver/Footlocker employee (of the month, 8 months running!) Mingyu has finally stopped talking. He’s been yapping since karate instructor Minghao stepped in his car wearing a pristine pair of sneakers. That’s all he needed to set him off. Minghao’s been veering from irritated to amused to charmed on the way. He looks out the car’s front window to see what made Mingyu screech to a halt.

Up the block, pizza delivery guy Dino has spotted his nemesis, bike messenger Seungkwan. These two have run into each other all over the city and with every interaction, the animosity grows. Seungkwan is perpetually smug about his maneuverability and “connections” with clients (none of whom remember his name or face). Dino is way too proud about being able to cover more territory (and arriving looking fresh and handsome instead of sweaty and stinky ((pizza is not stinky)) ). For barely a second, Dino entertains the thought of just mowing Seungkwan down once and for all. But something behind Seungkwan’s giant head makes him look up.

At once, thirteen pairs of eyes turn toward the sky to see the bright flash and then eerie glow of what is impossibly, unmistakably, a UFO. Falling through the sky. Right toward the end of their street.

- ⚽️

AEVGFBSEALEGSOKKS

ASJKDLSDKGKLDSLS

AIWOIFJSF8GKSJDGSDS

????? !!!!! >>>>?!?!?!!?

OP, I AM FLOORED. JAW-ON-THE-GROUND, NOTHING-TO-SAY, NOTHING-TO-ADD, STUNNED. THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ.

I would pay actual money to read this. I would commission you with real-life, cash money if you wrote ANY of this. This is clever, this is well-put-together, this is funny (I laughed out loud at "something behind Seungkwan's giant head"), this is my ALL-TIME FAVORITE TROPE OF "STRANGERS FORCED TOGETHER TO ENDURE A DANGEROUS SITUATION."

I'm so serious, OP. Tell me what I have to do to make you write this. I'll pay in money, photocards and/or fic exchanges. YOU NAME IT, I GOTCHU.

[traumatas]

Goals for the rest of the year on Tumblr:

Finally hit 1k followers

Get asks sometimes

[forgeofthenine]

I saw the dad rock post and now I am wondering if you have seen the movie Mamamia. If not you need to find your friends and watch this legendary chick flick.

Have I ever seen the movie-

I rewatch both the movies every year for my birthday while eating cake :)

I love both the movies and grew up binge listening to ABBA with my Mum lmao, I do agree though that anyone who hasn't watched it needs to grab some friends and have a watching party :)