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swordofazrael1992 · 2 years ago
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they are stupid and gay and i hate them (<- lying)
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sturniolowhore · 2 months ago
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Back Home
Pairing: clingy!matt x fem!reader
Summary: Matt just got back from Boston and he wanted to show you how much me missed you.
Warnings: none just fluff!
a/n: This is my first time writing fluff so I hope you guys like it! Dividers by @issysh3ll. I don’t want anyone to copy my work or use it as inspiration.
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Matt was back from Boston, and he came straight to your apartment. You open the door and see Matt standing their with is luggage.
“Matt! Your back already?” You say giving him a hug. “Hey baby. Yeah, I’m back.” He says returning the hug. “Um.. can I come in?”
“Oh yeah, of course.” You say, pulling away and stepping to the side, letting him in. He steps in, and kisses you softly. He manuvers you so you are laying on the couch and he layed his head on top of your breasts. He lets out a content sigh, and closes his eyes. You let out a giggle, and he looks up at you.
“What?” He says when he hears you giggling.
“Nothing, you’re just so adorable.” You say, smiling.
He smiles up at you, and you wrap your arms around him. He starts moving his hands to grab your waist. You lay there for hours, just enjoying each others presence.
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🏷️: @brookheartsmatt
Jasmine 🤍
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gilbertscurls · 2 months ago
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holaa i got request that like 7 mins vids of chris and reader being in love but they are bsf like some fan did vid showing moments chris and reader do that shows their love to eachother
hope you like it!! <3
also, i think i've seen a similar story somewhere, so credits to the original
7 Minutes of Chris and Y/N Being in Love ➵ Chris Sturniolo
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You stumbled upon the video late one night, alone in your room with the glow of your phone casting soft shadows across the walls. It was titled “7 Minutes of Chris and Y/N Being in Love But Not Admitting It”, posted by one of the Sturniolo Triplets’ most dedicated fans. Curious, you clicked on it, not quite ready for the trip down memory lane.
The video started with a soft piano tune, and each moment was introduced by a little title. You held your breath as the first clip began.
1. “The Hoodie Thing”
The video opened with a scene from a casual vlog, probably from a random day where the four of you had just been hanging out. The camera was set up on the counter, capturing Chris as he talked animatedly about something or another. In the middle of his story, he looked over and spotted you wrapped up in his hoodie. You saw his mouth twitch in that familiar way as he tried to keep his composure, but his cheeks betrayed him, turning just a bit pink.
“Is that mine?” he asked, pretending to be annoyed, though the sparkle in his eyes told a different story.
You shrugged, smiling as you hugged the hoodie tighter. “You left it here. Finders, keepers.”
The fan had zoomed in on his face just then, catching the soft expression he wore as he looked at you, that look he always gave when he thought you weren’t watching.
2. “The Arm Thing”
The next clip was from one of their prank videos, where Nick had decided to try scaring you by hiding behind the door. The plan went off without a hitch; you’d jumped in fright, letting out a little squeal. The moment Chris heard it, he stepped in close, putting an arm around your shoulders, almost instinctively, like a protective reflex.
“Are you okay?” he asked, not even giving Nick the satisfaction of a laugh.
You laughed, brushing it off, but Chris kept his arm around you for the rest of the video. The fan had added a heart overlay on that moment, making it all the more obvious to anyone watching that this wasn’t just a casual gesture. It was his way of telling you, without words, that he’d always be there to protect you.
3. “The Way He Looks At Her”
This cutscene played moments from several videos stitched together: every time Chris’s gaze lingered on you a little longer than necessary, his eyes softening, or the way his face would light up whenever you walked into the room.
One clip was from a road trip vlog where Nick had asked you a question, and you’d gone off on a tangent, laughing at your own story. The fan had slowed down the footage as Chris watched you, his smile widening with every word you spoke. They’d even added text overlay: Look at the way he smiles at her.
And there it was—that undeniable, heart-melting look that said so much more than words ever could.
4. “The Hand Thing”
The screen faded to another clip, this time from a Q&A the triplets had done with you sitting behind Chris. He’d been laughing at something Matt said, his hand reaching back to rest on yours almost absentmindedly. You’d barely registered it, but the fans clearly had, picking up on the way his fingers subtly intertwined with yours.
At one point, you noticed and looked down, a slight blush coloring your cheeks. But Chris didn’t pull away; he just squeezed your hand gently, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
The fan had zoomed in here, highlighting the way his thumb rubbed small circles on your hand, creating a moment that had clearly been noticed by everyone but you two.
5. “Little Things He Remembers”
This section showed clips where Chris would mention something small about you, things you didn’t even realize he’d picked up on. In one of the videos, you’d talked about a favorite candy that you hadn’t had in years, and a month later, in a different video, Chris had surprised you with it.
Your face had lit up, and the fan had looped Chris’s shy smile when he saw your reaction. Then came another clip from a Christmas gift exchange vlog, where he’d somehow known exactly what to get you—a rare vinyl record you’d been looking for forever.
As you hugged him in gratitude, the fan captioned it: he remembers the little things.
6. “The Almost Kiss”
This was the clip that made you catch your breath. It was from a few weeks back, a late night when you and Chris had been filming a random vlog in his room. He’d been teasing you about something, and you’d leaned in to swat his shoulder, both of you laughing.
But then there was that moment—a pause—where your faces were just inches apart, his gaze locked on yours, and everything had gone quiet. You could almost feel the unspoken words hanging in the air, the what if.
The fan had zoomed in, adding a soft overlay to heighten the tension, and you watched yourself look up at him, eyes wide, both of you caught in that heart-stopping second. His face had softened, and he’d opened his mouth as if he were about to say something, but then he’d pulled away, laughing to break the tension.
The screen faded to black as the fan added one final caption: maybe one day.
You stared at the end screen, your heart racing. You’d felt all those moments before, lingering on the edges of your friendship with Chris, but seeing them compiled like this left you breathless. Your mind raced back to that last clip, to the almost kiss. What would have happened if he hadn’t laughed it off? If you hadn’t pulled away?
Just as you were lost in thought, your phone buzzed with a text from Chris.
Chris: Yo, did you see this vid someone made of us? LMAO they really think we’re in love or something 😂
You felt a rush of nerves, unsure of how to respond.
You: Haha yeah, just saw it… it’s kinda cute though, don’t you think?
There was a pause, longer than usual, and you held your breath, waiting.
Chris: Yeah… kinda cute.
Chris: Listen, about that one clip… you know the one I’m talking about, right?
You: Yeah. I know.
Chris: What if I said I wasn’t just acting for the camera?
Your heart skipped a beat. You could almost picture him, staring down at his phone, wondering if he’d said too much. But something told you it was time to finally say the words that had been on the tip of your tongue for years.
You: Then I’d say… me neither.
It was a simple exchange, a confession years in the making, and yet somehow, that was all it took.
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mattsfavbitchhh · 6 months ago
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THE BACKGROUND MUSIC KILLED ME
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nicomoon69 · 7 months ago
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the moment Bernard found out that Tim tried to clone Kon he demanded to look over Tim’s research and with a red pen started writing down corrections
Tim who didn’t think too much of it (big mistake), shrugged it off and forgot about it until roughly three weeks later there was a pile of papers on his desk with a sticky note on top that said ‘pro tip: get good at science first, then clone your totally platonic best friend’
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sturniluvr · 7 months ago
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These mfs are the literal definition of me when I see a spider😭😭😭
(Excuse the bad quality I had to compress the video size cus it was over 300MB after screen recording 😭😭)
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bluerosefox · 1 year ago
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Ghost Marriage Allows More Than One!
Tim wakes up in a hotel room in Vegas snuggled against a chest but he wasn't surprised.
He had been in the Sin City for a WE meeting and had brought Bernard along the trip since Tim's birthday was just shy a few days into it and well he wanted to spend time with his boyfriend since most of his family were off world (Dick, Jason, and Bruce all had important missions and they all apologized for missing out and Tim couldn't blame them he understood and he himself couldn't get out of the Vegas meetings no matter what he tried to do.) Or couldn't come to join him (Damian had school as did Duke and Alfred was taking care of them while the others were gone. Steph and Cass were out of country working with some important things with Babs and again he understood.) (Did it still sting yes but they all promised to make it up when they got back, Alfred even promised a coffee cake just for him)
So yeah, Vegas meeting trip turned somewhat birthday fun with his boyfriend. And since Bernard has always been good with encouraging Tim to try things it came to no surprise that during their stay he had managed to convince Tim to try drinking for the night.
Yes terrible influence Bernard was sometimes, but he did make a point. Tim was an adult now and sometimes it's okay to at least try adult dumb stuff, he didn't have to like it and could stop if he really didnt want to but he can at least say he tried it once. That it was okay for Tim to let go of his vigilante brain and just have fun in the one city that was made for it.
So try Tim did. Just for the night.
So yeah, Tim wasn't really surprised when he woke up the next morning, alcohol aftertaste on his breath, head pounding, nose scrunched up from the light of the sun peeking in from the curtains, and snuggling himself into a rather chilly chest...
Wait...
Chilly?
Tim opened his eyes when he realized that. Bernard never felt cold to Tim when they would snuggle, no he was always warm, like a warm heating blanket. It was why Tim loved snuggling him. Why was he-
Tim's eyes widened when he saw not blonde hair on the body in the bed with him but black hair. He almost flung himself off the bed from him startling awake and watched the one he had been snuggled next to mumble in his sleep and turn over.
Tim felt pure dread as he continued to stare, his stomach turning as his thoughts got bad, oh god..God... did he... oh no, no, no no. Oh where was Bernard- FUCK did he really-
Tim flinched when he heard a door open and snapped his eyes towards it. He felt his mouth go dry when he spotted his boyfriend coming out of what was the bathroom of the room and had just finished taking a shower from the sounds of left over dripping water and from the towel he was using to clean his hair.
Bernard stopped in his spot when he noticed Tim staring at him before he gave Tim a very uneasy chuckle, his eyes darting towards the sleeping body on the bed "H-Hey, good morning T. I see you... uhh seen our guest."
Tim felt ready to cry, to beg for forgiveness, but the only sound that came out was a strangled sound because of course he fucked up and ruined one of the best things that ever happened to him and-
But before he could spiral further into his anxiety and dread Bernard kept speaking.
"So ummm. Do you also remember meeting Danny at the bar, getting really tipsy, hanging out, having fun and then like going to a ghost bar with him so he could really drunk because he's like half ghost. And I mean like a legit ghost bar, like we saw Elvis and Marilyn Monroe there and they were like floating. Then we all got like super mega drunk and then... maybe kinda sorta got ghost married... because ghost marriage allows unlimited spouses cause you know, already dead doesn't matter and it's also almost permanent cause again the whole dead thing... Or did I hallucinate all that last night and we just brought in a random stranger to bed?" He asked his voice unsure as he looked between Tim and the stranger Danny in bed before lifting his hand up and showing Tim a glowing ring on it. "I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it up because I kinda woke up with this, and it refuses to come off."
Tim went silent for a moment, wide eyed as he stared back at Bernard before the pounding headache he had hit him harder than ever when the very memories of everything Bernard had said came flooding back to him. With a gasp Tim quickly looked st his own hand and sure enough on his finger was a matching glowing wedding band on it, his eyes snapped towards Danny... Danny Nightingale? Or was it Phantom? said his name was and spotted another matching one as well.
"B is going to kill us." Was the only thing Tim could muster up to say.
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nenehyuuchiha · 8 months ago
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FOR REAL
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preyofolympus · 2 years ago
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Bernard: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.
Tim, trying to contain himself but Bernard loving the Red Hood is pushing his limits: he’s a fucking criminal Bernard.
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novasturns · 8 months ago
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so no ones gonna talk about this?
the way he scanned the bottle, LICKED IT and took a sip again?? i can't anymore.
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hxoyl · 1 month ago
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hear me out on both of them.. Nick is literally simon!
And HOW UNFAIR that he is for men 😓 he is like insanely hot its not even funny guys
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shit-talker · 3 months ago
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I like to think that Bernard runs a conspiracy youtube channel, and he's actually really fucking popular - his video essays are notorious for any curious college student - but when he starts dating Tim, he just...doesn't tell anyone.
Like, he offhandedly mentions a boyfriend and goes off on little tangents, and his audience is thrilled for him. They think it's adorable the way Bernard talks about his boyfriend, and this goes on for at least the first 6 months of their relationship - probably longer. Bernard's audience calls Tim "Red" because that's what Bernard sometimes calls Tim on camera, because that's what all of Tim's friends call him (Young Justice).
And then Bernard goes to a gala with Tim at some point, nothing big. It's literally just because Tim didn't want to go on his own and Bernard's audience freak the fuck out.
"What the fuck do you mean Red is Timothy Drake-Wayne??? Bern, that's a fucking millionair, where did you get that???"
And Bernard just tweets something like; "Thought you guys knew about this soz" and moves the fuck on because he genuinely thinks it's not a big deal.
Cue, his little section of the internet never forgiving him
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sturniolowhore · 1 month ago
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Mine
Pairing: clingy!chris x fem!reader
Summary: You and Chris are watching a movie and he becomes really clingy.
Warnings: Just fluff!
a/n: Based on this request! Divider by @bernardsbendystraws. I don’t want anyone to copy or use my work as “inspiration”.
Matt version here
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As you set the remote down on the table in front of you two, Chris nuzzles his head into your neck and places gentle kisses. You place a light kiss on his head. You comb your hand through his hair and start to play with it. He looks up at you.
"What?" You say, looking down at him.
"Nothing, it just feels so good." He says, closing his eyes.
"Aww you want more?" You ask him.
"Yes please mommy." He says opening his eyes.
You keep playing with his hair, sometimes giving him occasional kisses on his head as you continued to watch the movie playing. He lets out a low sigh, and closes his eyes again. You watch his chest rise and fall, and soon realize that he fell asleep. You giggle to yourself, and you can feel his stir awake.
“What’s so funny?” He asks.
“You fell asleep.” You respond, still giggling a bit.
“I know, but why was it funny?” He asks.
“You just looked adorable and you said you wouldn’t fall asleep.” You told him.
“Oh yeah.” He says smiling. You two continue to watch the movie playing and fall asleep in each other’s arms.
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🏷️: @brookheartsmatt @slutf4rmatt @charlottee3 @chrislilcumslvt @strnilolover
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introspectivememories · 1 year ago
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
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fratboychriswife · 25 days ago
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The study session. Pt.2
Warnings: Chris’s relentless charm and refusal to take “no” for an answer (but in a flirty, harmless way). Mild academic stress and teasing. Banter-heavy dialogue with a strong dose of cocky quarterback energy. Subtle tension that might leave you screaming, “JUST DATE ALREADY!” Reader possibly getting flustered against their will (because Chris is that guy).
!nerd reader × !popular boy chris!
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Chris was late. Again.
You sighed, glancing at the clock and wondering why you bothered to show up on time when he clearly didn’t understand the concept. As you flipped through your notes for what felt like the hundredth time, Chris strolled into the library, his signature smirk in place.
“Miss me?” he asked, sliding into the chair across from you like he owned the place.
“Not even a little,” you replied, refusing to look up from your notebook. “You’re 15 minutes late.”
“Fashionably late,” he corrected, dropping his bag onto the table. “Keeps things exciting.”
“Exciting isn’t going to pass your test,” you shot back, pushing a worksheet toward him. “Now, let’s get started before I regret agreeing to this.”
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For the first half-hour, you managed to keep Chris focused. He worked through the problems with minimal whining, and you couldn’t help but feel a little proud when he actually started to get the hang of it.
“See? I’m not just a pretty face,” he said, holding up his worksheet triumphantly.
“You’re still only halfway through,” you reminded him, though a small smile tugged at your lips.
“Details,” he said, leaning back in his chair. “Let’s take a break.”
“No breaks,” you replied, flipping to the next set of problems.
Chris leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand as he stared at you. “Come on, Y/N. You’ve gotta let loose once in a while. Live a little.”
You didn’t bother looking up. “My idea of ‘living’ doesn’t involve watching you procrastinate.”
He smirked. “What about going out with me?”
That made you pause. Slowly, you raised your eyes to meet his. “Excuse me?”
“You heard me,” he said, his grin widening. “You, me, dinner. You deserve a reward for all this tutoring, don’t you?”
You blinked, trying to process his words. “Is this some kind of joke?”
“No joke,” he replied, completely serious. “I think you’re cool, Y/N. Smart, funny, and you keep me in check. That’s rare.”
You snorted. “Let me guess—no one’s ever said no to you before, have they?”
“Not yet,” he said, leaning back with that infuriating confidence. “And I don’t think you’ll be the first.”
You rolled your eyes, but your cheeks betrayed you, heating up under his gaze. “You’re unbelievable, you know that?”
“Unbelievably charming?” he offered.
“Unbelievably annoying,” you corrected, shoving another worksheet at him. “And the answer’s no. Now focus.”
Chris chuckled but didn’t push it—this time. Instead, he picked up his pencil and got back to work, though you could still feel his eyes on you every now and then.
By the end of the session, he’d finished every problem, and you couldn’t deny that he’d actually made progress.
“Thanks, Y/N,” he said as he packed up his things. “For real.”
“Don’t mention it,” you replied, stacking your papers.
As he stood to leave, he paused, glancing over his shoulder. “By the way, that wasn’t a no forever. Just a no for now.”
Before you could respond, he was gone, leaving you flustered and wondering how on earth he managed to get under your skin so easily.
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mattsfavbitchhh · 6 months ago
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no words just look.
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i need both of them to fuck me dumb
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