my stranger things sexuality/dating headcanons!! you don't have to agree, just please respect at least broski girlie
mike wheeler - bisexual, single, cisgender
will byers - homosexual, single, cisgender
eleven hopper - pansexual, non binary, dating lucas
lucas sinclair - bisexual, cisgender, dating eleven
dustin henderson - pansexual, bigender, dating suzie
max mayfield - bisexual, cisgender, single
suzie bingham - cishet supporter, dating dustin
erica sinclair - omnisexual, cisgender, single
nancy wheeler - bisexual, cisgender, single
jonathan byers - asexual, omniromantic, cisgender, platonically dating argyle
steve harrington - bisexual, cisgender, dating billy and eddie
robin buckley - lesbian, demigirl, dating vickie
billy hargrove - homosexual, cisgender, dating steve and eddie
eddie munson - bisexual, demiboy, dating steve and billy
argyle - pansexual, cisgender, platonically dating jonathan romantically dating eden
eden bingham - pansexual, non binary, dating argyle
vickie - sapphic, cisgender, dating robin
chrissy cunningham - bisexual, cisgender, dating unknown character that is not stupid 🙄jason🙄
🙄jason carver🙄 - cishet, single
joyce byers - bisexual, cisgender, married to jim, widowed to bob????
jim hopper - cishet supporter, married to joyce
murray bauman - homosexual, single (only friends with alexei)
dmitri antonov - cishet doesnt-really-know-much-about-homosexuality-but-supports-it, married to unknown character
alexei - same as above, single
martin brenner - cishet supporter, married to old person ig idk
henry creel / vecna / one - pansexual asf, pangender, single (duh)
karen wheeler - closeted to all but nancy, bisexual, milf, married to ted (not actually in love but doesn't want to hurt the kids)
ted wheeler - homophobic trump supporter, married to karen (actually in love)
bob newby - cishet supporter 💗💗, (was) dating joyce/dead/ widowed?????
sam owens - homosexual (don't ask questions), cisgender, married to unknown man
"quote unquote" extras
scott clarke - homosexual, transgender (fem to masc), married and didn't actually love that girl from season... 3 (?) that was at his house
kali prasad - lesbian, transgender mtf, single
heather holloway - lesbian, cisgender, dating unknown female
benny hammond my beloved - cishet supporter, single
angela - bisexual (shitty people can be lgbt+ aswell), genderfluid, single
wayne munson - unlabeled, single
yuri ismaylov - homosexual, cisgender, single
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How about Benny in SAGAU? Like a continuation with Razor?? We do not talk about your growing found family 😤
Like, how would be his 'unluckiness'? Dya cancel it or you get pulled with his shenanigans? I feel like he might introduce you to his Dads no, we are still not going to talk about it 😤😤
A little scenario kept getting into my head when Benny applies Pyro and then Razor used his Electro and y'all got yer asses pounded on the ground 💀👌🏻and just taking care of each other's wounds 🥺🥺
You better be with him whenever he opens a chest so it wouldn't only spawn veggies, but decent weapon AND mora as well! You know, actual treasures, HOYO!!
BENNYYYYY ANOTHER ONE OF MY BOYSSS
This kid also arguably needs more parental supervision just bc of his sheer bad luck, poor kid
(i adore the headcanon that no matter the person's gender, he calls them dad lol)
Like,, hoyo cursed him and he's in a world with traps, monsters, fatui, MAGIC?? 💀 bro how is Benny still alive??!!
(LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY LOOK IN THIS GIF MY BOYS 🥺)
Okay but the fact that Benny calls so many ppl dad just proves his desire for parental/sibling affection 💔
Aight since u phrased this as a continuation of this post <3 RAZOR MY BOYYYY
That is what we shall do :) ! ! !
So ur running with the wolves still lol
Also ur symbol as the Creator reader is 🦄 or 🌈, bc ur gay and special, jk its bc elements i promise lol
Or even 😑 / 😶 for language reader shenanigans
♡
EDIT 4/11/24: HELLA forgot to say theres a sorta Part 3, its more focused on Razor living, rather than Benny tho fair warning!
Lupical for life bro
U r chillin with the pack now
Razor now has a sweet new digs, fits, and now a crazy amount of power
Bc ur just that great 💅
You have officially moved on to purchasing some leftover amenities/new furniture etc. for him and you :D
And while u could get some stuff in Springvale, like lanterns and soap and perfume and whatnot
Ur still not rlly getting furniture like a bedframe or some storage space, like a nightstand, from them
Which u dont need bc u still got an inventory
...but Razor definitely needs to store all his goodies somewhere that isnt up a tree or buried in a hole 😃
Yes, u did have to tell him to stop doing that.
So yall (u and Razor) are in Mondstadt a lot these days, and ur routine consists of grinding domains, hunting for food, hanging with cute Lupical puppies, playing giant tic-tac-toe w/ Andrius bc poor guy is pretty bored these days etc.
So you figured you run into ppl eventually, afterall you'd already re-met Lisa :)
(who at first was kind of taken aback to Razor having made a random adult friend in the woods, but after vibe checking her , and her vibe checking you, yall were cool, tho she did start reading these new lore books you didnt recognize called "Immortal They Return: A Series of Prophesies", she avoided ur questions abt it too..)
It was inevitable that after introducing you to Lisa, he'd gotten all excited at seeing two familiar figures hanging around Kathryne one day
THE BANDS GETTING BACK TOGETHER, ITS-
Fischl and Bennett !! :D the cutest adventurers in all of Mondstadt ! (besides Klee)
The two take one look at you and Razor and coming running
..
...
....well mostly Fischl,
Bennett got his boot laces tangled together somehow? And is kinda hopping his way over
Immediately the electro vision royalty launches into their quintessential speech (they/them fischl SUPREMACY)
And as u get introduced,
U watch the pyro boy hop and trip over while trying to untie the laces
And just as he's about to go down, and ur debating reaching out and supporting the poor guy bc geez this looks sm worse in person-
Bennett has finally gotten his shoes untied!
Even he looks shocked 💀
And he like, apruptly stops falling over too?
And walks over with no issue??
Theres even a few out of place cobblestones in his path which he sees and moves to avoid
You dont know who looks more shocked and kinda scared you, him, or Fischl/Oz or Razor
Fischl and Razor have stopped talking bc it was more distracting Bennett didnt fall 😭
..
...yall all just kinda,, stand in a circle of silence (well fly in oz's case)
Staring at Bennett.
(Even Katheryne looks impressed😭)
After a couple of shook seconds, Fischl is nearly yelling about some kind of curse being lifted?? , Razor is like, sniffing Bennett's immediate area for sus scents, Bennett is kicking rocks to see if any of them hit him anymore, and poor Oz is trying to calm them down
(none of the rocks hit Bennett btw, or anything valuable around him)
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So after that fiasco, u offer to take them around to the parts of Mondstadt they weren't allowed to go to w/o at least 1 adult :)
Theyre pumped and yall set off!
At first, Bennett hangs back, as Fischl and Razor throw themselves into monster battles yall encounter, as per what seems like a routine u assume bc of his bad luck
Eh, u figure while hes here, u might as well reveal u can make him stronger, u think he definitely needs the HP...
If there were any characters youd be worried about needing more power/HP in Mondstadt that u could level up besides Razor, itd be Bennett, hands down.
Between his adventuring, unnatural bad luck, and no parental supervision..
(even Klee seems better off than him, and shes like 7 💀)
Yeah, needless to say u were worried abt the guy
So he looks adorably fascinated <3, bc turns out they can see some of ur interface!
Mostly it looks like floating magical icons and that weird Teyvat language u saw in game, like that Abyss/ruins language u see all the time?
Bennett showed u his perspective in a sand drawing, hes actually pretty good at art wow
Razor couldnt rlly find the words to describe it before which is why u werent sure what they saw before now
And with that hes called into battle last by the others, mostly to apply pyro 🔥
and he fights at the edges to be further away from ppl u notice so he wont affect their luck..
aw Benny </3 :(
But as he draws his sword and ur getting ready trying to become a cheerleader for both Razor and Fischl but particularly Bennett,
He full on takes out 3 hilichurls at once 💀
...then with the dramatic down swing he does, he accidentally launches a rock right at the bigger hilichurl's foot..
...which trips him out of his axe swing...
...which makes it let go of the axe...
...which goes flying...
....breaks the last bit of the cryo abyss mage's shield bubble...
....
......
........and smacks it on the head too.
..fischl, oz, and razor halfway thru this insanity just like,, lower their weapons and stop to watch
Even the abyss mage is looking at Bennett surprised 😭😭
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Congratulations!
Bro, an achievement pops up-
"Lucky Day!!!"
Its little description says, "As Teyvat's God, you give the unluckiest person in Teyvat the luckiest day ever!"
💀
Bennett just sits down on the ground.
♤
(Same Benny because, this is where I lost it all, guys. All of that writing. Gone. Forever. I'm putting this here as both a gravestone for it, and a call out to tumblr. I'm not afraid of this website or its shitty admins, meet me in my dms for a real fight you fucks 🥊🥋🧍♂️you took what mattered to me, I'll take what matters to you, you god awful programmers. 🥲😐)
♤
And it just keeps happening like that for the rest of the day you guys are together.
Every chest Benny opens are way higher quality than they should be
Especially for him.
(also u have gotten so comfy from before when u were playing Genshin that u r physically struggling not to call him Benny, so when u do accidentally call him that, u try to apologize politely, but he just talks about finally having a nickname so giddy that u just stick with Benny, what a cutie)
Common chests, Razor/Fischl gets what u expect, you personally maybe get a little extra materials and money,
But Benny?
He opens a common chest and suddenly it's a secret Precious chest
The pyro boy honestly looks a little afraid
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You guys have a picnic later on for lunch together, partially bc Razor rlly wanted them to try ur food !! :D
Fischl and Benny were drooling over garlic salt, jesus- Teyvat's been deprived-
The blanket u used was a custom one u got made for Razor for his bday awhile back, all diff shades of purple and some silver wolf puppies and pawprints on it, 10/10 vv cute he loves it :)
(and also showed it off to his friends, Benny in particular looks smitten by it..)
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Fischl eventually gets herded by Oz back to Mondstadt bc of their parents wanting them back by dinner,
So u Razor and Benny r left to wander around :]
As u guys explore and get chests and talk,
U all begin to gather ingredients for dinner (not that u dont have an inventory but the boys dont wanna cut into ur supplies, the sweethearts)
... Benny slowly starts to find and accumulate foodstuffs
Those Phileano? mushrooms (the white toasty looking ones that r always on roofs or windmills?)
He finds at eye level on nearly any building u come across.
Crabs?
Benny currently has his shirt turned into a basket trying to contain them, and more are flocking to him lol
Snap dragons? Calla lilies?? Even violetgrass, those purple horsetails, lotus heads, and a few qingqin from Liyue somehow make it into his bag 💀
The real question to ask at this point is, when wasn't Bennett lucky today??
(wow never thought youd hear that one)
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So its a few weeks later, and Benny is like spending, every day with yall now lol
Ur getting dinner ready for u guys, and ur hopefully gonna make enough to leave leftovers for Lupical and Andrius,
So Razor has gone off to get some water to boil,
And Benny is climbing this huge tree to reach some eggs
And as he gets farther and farther up the tree away from you, he starts to slip more often 😬
Finally as he reaches the top, u realize after weeks without even a trip from him whenever hes around yall, why he wasnt unlucky-
...the closer he is to you, the luckier he is, and the farther Benny is-
He steps on a dead branch and it snaps :0 !!
Just as he falls, he screams and yells,
"DAD!!"
U push together some thick bushes and vines to catch him luckily
(lord knows u couldnt have caught him no matter how light he is, rip benny)
..Benny is okay, but he does go red in the face, and when u ask if he wants u to get one of his dads from the guild to check him over/make him feel better?
He says quickly "NO THANKS!"
Then Razor comes back like, "You call Lupical dad now?"
Benny: "What? No!"
You: "Do u see me as a, father figure, Bennett?"
Benny: "NO- more like I see u as a BOTHER figure bc ur always BOTHERING ME-"
Lol anyways jk
what a cutie tho,
(Ur Creator vibes made him feel vv at home in a way he hasnt felt before, so u got the honors early <3)
so ur a Dad™️ now (regardless of ur gender btw)
hope u like having a pack of puppies, a wolf spirit god, a wild wolf raised boy, and another wild but adventurer guild raised boy as ur family now 🤷♂️
Congratz U R THE FATHER LMAO
♧
You may or may not have also gotten onto Benny for charging straight into battle at other times, bc hes so used to bad luck happening anyway, apparently its canon he will just run in???
(to the point Grand Master VARKAS commented on it??!!)
U were pissed, bonked his head and everything-
He looked sufficiently chastised, but when u originally found out Fischl and Razor were nearby,
And u just hear snickering behind u as u bop him
(U bop them later too for that lol)
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Benny is also very good at treating injuries bc of this too apparantly,
So one time when you Razor and him were engaging with a couple hilichurls again on the way to Windrise,
Benny applied pyro, and bc u were standing father away than usual (there was an archer earlier u were dodging)
His bad luck crept in and when Razor went to charge up his wolf spirit electro ult-
...everyone went flying back.
...Including Benny and Razor 💀
You heard a really sick pop!
From Benny's shoulder :(
You quickly start pullin out the healing foods lol shove a fishstick in his mouth screaming IT HEALS like a crazed grandparent lmao
But Benny has already sighed and sat up, popping his arm back into place
🤢🤮
You^
While u do praise his healing??? skills,
U have found out thru him that apparently ur food also gives some pain killer effects
So u scold him and bop him on the head with some dango 🍡
For not waiting on u to help him lol
..
Which btw-
Any healing food u give him, he treats like the bandages many others give him, like Barbara, Katheryne, his guild dads, etc.
And holds onto them, rarely eating them
(Ur stuff preserves until needed bc its magical Creator powers surprise, surprise)
Benny feels like its a tangible piece of your care he can keep with him <3 sobs
"Well, since you're by my side, I guess I'm not that unlucky after all!"
proud of you son :')
♤
Ok so youve been getting Razor and u furnishings right
And youve been asking him what he wants to add to the caves digs ! :]
(U made a more fortified "front door" to the cave entrance, its also not that deep of a cave so there r only like 3 other "rooms" besides the main entrance area)
U improved both of u guys beds (tho razor will crash urs if he has a nightmare)
Along with some new outfits for him!
And so he has requested some stuff, but as time goes on,
Slowly, Razor goes from telling Benny about what new thing u added or telling his friend abt what he wants for the cave/himself,
To asking Benny what he wants bc he stays over so often 😭
(Youve gotten Benny factored into ur finances now lol, u gave him new clothes, new gear, amenities, etc. It also helps him bc he doesnt rlly have a main caretaker, so if he needs money he has to take commissions, which can be dangerous to him alone bc if u dont know, Benny's Adventuring Team only has him as the single member of it, plus thats not good if he is too sick or too injured to work, so a 2nd source of lowkey income is good for him <3 )
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U now have a coffee table as the dinner table (razor was used to sitting on the ground to eat so a high table felt weird to him)
And it has a few pillow chair thingys?
For you, Razor, Benny, and a guest aw 💘
Benny also originally wanted to help make smth for u guys as a house warming gift
but bc he would try to work on it away from ur influence, it would break everytime :(
Eventually u just coninvced the poor kid to help u pick out some nice rugs and stuff lol
He also has surprisingly good interior design tastes, huh, who knew?
(cough when benny stays over he usually stays in razors bed, but occasionally theyre both lonely had nightmares and ask to crash with u, i love these kids sm cough)
♧
Recently youve been visiting Benny in town even w/o Razor sometimes (rare as it is lol)
Mostly bc it seems like he needs the attention too <3
U gotta make sure hes eating real food okay
U dont want him to end up like u in ur world where u ate snacks for dinner when u were his age...
And Benny gets super hype about it every time, hes grabbing u by the arm, hauling u around to talk to ppl etc.
(Did i mention ur one of the few or not at all ppl who he can freely hold onto no matter the weather/situation bc his bad luck doesnt happen to you?? Oh no??? Well there u go :)
Most notably, to talk to the other Guild Dads™️
They deadass lowkey postured at you for an hour at you before giving in bc u seemed to be the only good luck charm the kid's ever gotten in his entire life 😭
They also r rlly happy someone is able to bc of his rlly bad luck willing to look out for him when they cant :)
♡
For his birthday, you guys all celebrated by doing a picnic again like when u first met them, and you made him a cake
Benny's face rlly said " :'D !! "
Later on, for presents, you got him a blanket matching Razor's !!
Shades of red, with some good luck symbols thruout to maybe make up for when ur not there, and puppies all over <3
And at the top, you yourself embroidered (attempted, so its kinda sloppy but still readable, its endearing you like to think)
"Benny's Adventure Team"
With your name, Razor, Fischl, and even Oz and Andrius lol, all embroidered (not by u bc u stabbed urself enough times making the title thx) as team members down below 👍
You also show him a copy of the book record Katheryne keeps of adventuring teams, telling him that you snuck into Mondstadt one day w/o him knowing and officially signed you guys together (the others agreed too ofc)
.
..
...
...Benny cried, straight up.
And just like held onto you for bascially the rest of the day ❤️
♡
MY HEART FOR MY BOYS FOREVER
♡
(you also may or may not have signed the corner with "love, dad" haha what)
♡
☆
I just want y'all to know.
I had like this whole thing ready to post.
Then tumblr decided it didn't like any of my writing, and deleted half of this post.
U probably saw the spot i marked where i lost it all :'/
I think it took an hour? Or at least 30 minutes to write.
Guess tumblr didn't like that I was adding so much in one go.
So now it's gone.
Doin smth ballsy bc in order to avoid that, ive just rewritten that lost half, and am just going to post it straight up rather than expecting it to save my draft 🥲
Those beautiful moments between Bennett and us, are gone forever. My memory isn't good enough to rewrite it all. ;-;
If you don't mind, I'll be crying somewhere over those lost Benny moments that I drafted on here and can no longer remember to add.
I guess that's tumblr's cruel way of telling me to go the extra mile and draft my bullshit on a literal Google Doc then come back here and deal with the formatting transition hell.
Thanks tumblr.
Appreciate the writing advice.
💔
(Fischl Voice) TIS I, WATERS OF THE SKY, IN THE NIGHT I SHINE UPON THEE, OH MOST HEAVENLY OF DIVINE BEINGS, FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY OFFERINGS TO THINE BELOW!! COME ONE, COME ALL, FIND MY LABRYNTH'S RULES, AND REJOICE IF YE FIND THE TREASURE WITHIN!
(Oz translation: hey its aquarius here! I hope you gods enjoyed my writing! Feel free to check out my Masterpost/Writing Rules List if you guys ever wanna request something, including non-Sagau/Isekai stuff! :] )
Cheers,
🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist
(^^^^
Hey not sure if yall will see this, but while this does have influences of Sagau/Isekai genshin, its still pretty just platonic genshin stuff, so let me know if thats not what u wanna be tagged for - just dm me!!)
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just read part 2 of the cooler fic and i had to tell you that i LOVED it. when i was reading all the snippets that you posted (which im so eternally grateful for) i already knew there was going to be so much angst and fluff but i don’t think i was fully prepared for the whole thing.
you write both buck and bucky in an established relationship and fluff like no other, it’s all just so perfect!! i love love the way there was just a perfect balance of angst and fluff. and the way you write them in love… OH MY GOD (that whole thing with it either being both of them either surviving together or not i had tears in my eyes). i would do anything to be loved that way.
bucky taking care of buck was the cutest thing ever. the constantly being by his side, the pet names (SWEETHEART SUPREMACY), the kisses (the forehead kisses >>>) and the way gale despite being so sick and tired still tries to take care of bucky melts my heart. he’s so selfless even after going through so much it warms and breaks my heart at the same time (me and bucky are the same person when it comes to reacting to gale acting this way) (the part with the chocolate made me want to cry and bucky giving buck his piece and then kissing afterwards AHHH) & yes gale totally has puppy dog eyes i understand you benny
i don’t know how you do it but you write the dynamic of them so so well. i love how you show that it’s still not all rainbows and sunshine when it comes to their relationship and that they try their best to communicate and resolve it all even though it can be hard for them because they love each other too damn much & sometimes the reason why they even get into arguments in the first place is because of the sheer intensity of their love which is INSANE and on a whole another level(the i love you’s throughout the fic killed me in the best way possible) & the small glimpses of what their future could be like after this whole thing MY HEART
and of course the rest of the boys (esp alex benny and brady) giving them the space needed and being so willing and down to help gale get better warms my heart so much
gale made me cry in this esp with his spacing out/zoning out i just want to wrap him up in a blanket and protect him from everything and anything (i am bucky bucky is me) i really really hope he gets better and bucky whether he realises it or not can be so so selfless too i want to wrap him up in a blanket and protect him from everything and anything too MY BABIES
and again i just have to reiterate THE FLUFF is just top tier i love love love them so much the ending was so SWEET (them kissing in front of alex brady and benny MY heart) i can already tell pt3 is going to kill me in the best way possible (i absolutely don’t mean it in a pressurising way pls take your time!!)
i love you and your blog/works so much so much appreciation and love is being sent your way all the time 💌
Anon! You've got me feeling all flustered with this message!! It took so long for me to answer (sorrry!!) because I just kept re-reading it and smiling and ughh. This might be the kindest, most thoughtful comment I've ever received on a fic and I appreciate you taking the time to write this out and send it to me.
Long winded reply about my Cooler-verse below, feel free to ignore me!
I don't even know where to start!
The established relationship dynamic I tried to create here means so much to me and I am so happy that you enjoyed that aspect of it.
Don't get me wrong, I am a sucker for pining and for misunderstandings and for that longing and yearning when they think they can't have each other (whether it be shame or the Marge of it all or the time period or the fear of ANYTHING that makes it almost impossible for two men to find happiness back then). BUT, I wanted to explore something different with them in this series.
The setting and the circumstance they're in provides so much angst and trauma and pain. I wanted their relationship to already have a foundation so that they could have a reprieve from it all within each other. I wanted the yearning to be for a future together, one that seems so far away and impossible to reach, but one that they desperately want. I see them as soulmates and while the whole concept of them not being willing to live without the other is wildly unhealthy, it's something I believe they feel and I won't make them apologize for it. Happy you liked that part!
And the caretaking of it all! It was very self-indulgent of me to basically write 30k words of hurt/comfort/sick fic, BUT, it's what I love to read and it's what I love to write. Tenderness and care and that heart wrenching fear for the other persons wellbeing...such a fun thing to write for these two. They'll ALWAYS take care of each other and it will ALWAYS be soft!
You are absolutely correct that the intensity of their love is insane LOL. They aren't going to have arguments like most relationships while they're in this setting (post-war, absolutely though hah). But the nature of their feelings provides so much tension as they each try to care for each other in a place that works every day to take them away from one another.
And I'm really glad you like the inclusion of Alex, Benny and Brady into this. I really wanted them to have people they could trust once they're on the road and I just think that those three in particular are ones that would rally behind them and try to shield them. I was hoping it wouldn't come across too unrealistic.
The glimpses into the future.... I am thoroughly enjoying writing this series and part three is coming along, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I am REALLY looking forward to writing the post-war fics I have planned for this series.
They'll have lots of trauma and recovery to deal with, so it won't be all sunshine and rainbows. But it will be mostly sunshine and rainbows!
Something to look forward to if you stick with the series:
Part Four will be a short interlude back in England
Part Five will be a cross-country roadtrip to give them a chance to escape the big cities and give them both a since of freedom and agency after what they've been through. And to finally decide where they're going to end up.
Part Six will be a snapshot of their life after they've settled into a home and started to build their happy ending.
Again, thank you SO much for this message! It really just made me smile every time I read it and I'm so appreciative of you and readers like you for reaching out and sharing your thoughts on my stories.
I hope to provide more gooey, soft, fluff and comfort (and hurt and angst LOL) for many more stories to come.
Sending love right back you, anon! You're the best! 💕💕💕
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