#ben. is an asshole!!

[catgirlcrisis]

im getting on my soapbox here because i dont talk a lot on my tumblr blog but can the tua fandom just like. stop infantilizing 5? hes not a kid. hes not a teenager. hes an emotionally stunted, PTSD stricken ex-assassin and hes also a senior citizen, not a depressed high schooler.

he has Agency and he is Independent, perhaps more so than is convenient for everyone else. im not really sure where this mentality that 5 needs to constantly be babied by everyone to be pacified comes from, or why yall are so insistent in shoving him into a setting where hes surrounded by high schoolers, or writing him as an angry crybaby kid. hes not those things. he has a short fuse and he gets frustrated with others but hes not what you all keep infantilizinf him as!!!!! leave grandpa alone!!!!!!!!

[sleepingingarden]

toy bon :)

[rejectingrepublicans]

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: Drawings of the TUA Paranatural AU, mostly of the Sparrows. Alphonso and Sloane are both adults, wearing matching red and black suits. Both of them are spectrals, as indicated by the spectral energy rising off of them.

Marcus about twelve, the same as the majority of the Hargreeves. He is posing dramatically and wearing a polo shirt and khakis.

Fei and Jayme are both about 17, and are both vampires. Fei is wearing platform boots and an all-black outfit with a sheer skirt, and Fei is wearing a baseball tee and UFO pants.

The last image is of Umbrella Ben and Sparrow Ben. Umbrella Ben is a ghost, and looks about twelve. Sparrow Ben is alive, and a similar age to Fei and Jayme. End ID.]

I have decided what to do with the sparrows!

Alphonso and Sloane both work for the Commission on spirit-wrangling or whatever it is the commission does. They're a bit younger than Five (Sloane is 22, Alphonso is 20), and are roughly equivalent to Agent Day, for anyone familiar with the original comic. Basically, theyre there to snoop.

Marcus has some kind of band kid rivalry with Viktor. I don't know enough about band to determine what it is, but rest assured that they are very passionate about it.

Paranatural has vampires in it! I don't know what the deal is with vampires in paranatural so i wasn't going to include any, but specifically Fei and Jayme as vampires won me over. They probably spend their time trying to kill sparrow Ben.

Umbrella Ben and Sparrow Ben are both in this au! They're twins :)

[screamingfromuz]

Can you finally forget about ever being allies with the racist and fascist leftist progressives?

It’s obvious they just hate you as Jews and will support anyone who goes against you.

You should’ve listened to Ben Shapiro’s wisdom.

First of all, I'm a fucking leftist so watch you mouth!

Second do you think the right is any fucking better? the only difference is that the right usually don't hide behind pretty words when they say they want us dead.

Ben Shapiro is not wise, he is a little angry toy Jew for the American right, and the fact that right now he is not spewing complete fucking nonsense does not means I'm gonna align myself to that fucker without him rewriting his political beliefs. Not to mention he still spews bullshit!

He is literally the American Extreme right pet Jew! And I take anything a "pet minority" say with a grain of fucking salt! no matter from where on the political they are presented!

If two of my enemies are my enemies, they are still both my enemies! I am going to yell at the leftist for being terrible and hypocrites, just like I'm gonna yell at the right for being terrible and hypocrites. In this blog we do not discriminate and treat all stupidity equally. I am yelling at the global left because they are just higher on my shit list right now.

P.S

"pet minority" is any person from a minority that a bunch of bigots prop up to say "look! even ____ agree with us", when we know they are bigots and don't give a fuck about the minority in question, or wish harm on the minority group in question.

[frumfrumfroo]

People still making posts about how reylo is '100%' just people who want to self-insert to fuck the 'bad boy' in the Year of Our Lord 2024.

When will I know peace.

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

“No-fault divorce is thought to have had a profound impact on the lives of women. One 2004 study found a drop in domestic violence and suicide rates for women once no-fault divorce became an option.

Carson is not the first Republican politician to flirt with making divorce more difficult to obtain.

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.), in a 2016 sermon, claimed the introduction of no-fault divorce led to the rise of a “completely amoral society.” Sen. J.D. Vance (R-Ohio) also endorsed ending the option.”

🤦🏽🤦🏼🤦

Republicans are going to create an evangelical fascist state and we’re all going to be screwed.

[480pfootage]

im starting to hate those people who write 'realistic' creepypasta

at least give them different personalities TT using the descriptors 'abusive and toxic' 10 times can only lead you so far TT

[sammy-the-boyking]

dean sending sam a fake text from amelia in s8 and showing absolutely no remorse about it (and in fact, sticking by it and saying he made "the right call") is fucking insane actually

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 makes me so grateful that im back on AO3.

[lexihowardhoney]

sometimes i just sit and think about that how good descendants story could be. how it could be about that not everything is black or white, that there are multiple shades of grey when it comes to morality. but then, i'm getting hit by the fact that descendants is just another classist story

[starchaser45]

Oh sparrow Ben you should have died with your family really really not sorry

[redfish-blu]

One thing I will say about Washington as portrayed in TURN is that man should not have been elected president of the country. It was a great characterization and they gave him more depth than was warranted in some instances, but they didn’t write the future president of the U.S.A. They wrote a long-suffering substitute teacher who should have gone straight home and slept for forty hours before swearing to never be a public figure ever again.

[anundyingfidelity]

the fact homelander could've been a normal kid if soldier boy was around will always be my roman empire.

[orangesodaliker]

ok YES sparrow ben is the worst. but he's my the worst