#ben drowned incorrect quotes

[fattuccini-afraido]

BEN: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Jeff: Not even God knows what you're doing.

[melissacove]

Bro i just thought of something that would happen between Jeff and BEN

Jeff, walking into a dimly lit room with clothes all over the floor and Nintendo merch covering the floors and the walls: “BEN, you called me?”

BEN, turning in his chair like how those people villians in the movies do while petting Grinny Cat *Smacks a file folder down on a desk* : “open it.”

Jeff, reading it: “oh no.”

BEN, dramatically: “unless you want me to show your extremely christian older brother what you've been googling…”

Jeff panicking: “C’mon, BEN, were friends, right?”

BEN: “All you have to do to keep this quiet…”

BEN, balling his eyes out: “PLEASE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY POKÉMON CARDS WITH ME, NO ONE EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME I JUST WANNA PLAY POKÉMON CARDS PLEASE I MADE TWO DECKS I WONT STACK IT I SWEAR YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECK IF YOU WANT PLEASE JUST PLAY ONE GAME WITH ME THATS ALL I ASK OF YOU”

Jeff, in shock: “Bro you did all this just to get me to play Pokémon”

BEN, in tears: “*sniffle* yes… *sniffle*”

Jeff: “Wtf…”

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Someone please draw this and tag me btw that’d be pretty cool

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: ARE YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Y/N: Fucking.

Jeff: IDIOT!

BEN: What was that?

Y/N: Slender banned Jeff from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[bingobongocheerio]

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[incorrectcreepypastafam]

[inaccurate-linguini]

E.J.: You're scamming him?

Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him

E.J.: What? No way

Jeff: We already stole Y/n

Y/n: Hey guys

E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want

Y/n: I wanna steal

[melme1]

A moment from a mini-comic^ ^

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #19

Toby: *trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline* Hoodie/Brian: *trying to stop him* BEN and Sally: *cheering him on* Jeff: *making a bet in chat with Kate, Y/N and Tim on whether or not Toby will hurt himself* Slenderman looking into the camera like he's on The Office: I need some new Creepypastas

[prettysunnyday]

Jeff: *yelling exuberantly* My, my what a beautiful day!!!

Y/N: What?

Jeff: I am admiring the beautiful day.

Y/N: What happened to make you so chipper?

Jeff: I am enjoying my last day alive! Slendy is coming home today and will be more than slightly mad when he sees the kitchen.

Y/N:

Y/N: What did you DO!

*BEN from the living room* While attempting to make a cake for Slendy's birthday he managed to break the oven, total the toaster, and we now have a hole in the ceiling. Don't ask how, he just did.

[koolaidoverliving]

slendermansion incorrect quotes

Lazari: Santa Claus came in last night!

Lulu: Santa Claus? Lazari, it's not even Christmas yet.

Lazari: What? Then who came down our chimney and took our cookies last night?

Toby, eating a cookie: What's up guys.

—

Masky: I'm getting a call from Slenderman.

Toby: I'll act natural!

Masky, on the phone: What do you need?

Toby, shouting next to him: Wow! What delicious water I am drinking right now!

—

Jane: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Clockwork: Yeah yeah, it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Jane: No, it's just a really weird way to eat pizza.

—

Jack: I went to Subway today.

Jeff: What did you order?

Jack: What did I order—What do you mean what did I order? I ordered a fucking sandwich.

—

Masky: (Sees a kid crying at the grocery store)

Masky: Aw, hey buddy...

Masky: (Crouches down to their level)

Masky: Can you please move? You're blocking the coffee powder.

—

Ben: Lulu, why do good people die young?

Lulu: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which do you pick first?

Ben: The ugly ones

Lulu: Exa—Wait what? Why?

Ben: Ugly bitches don't deserve to be in my garden.

—

Sally: OH MY GOD! BEN'S DROWNING!

Lazari: It's okay, I'll give him CPR!

Sally: CHEST COMPRESSIONS OR MOUTH TO MOUTH?

Lazari: I don't know how CPR works, I'm just gonna breathe on him and hope he absorbs it.

—

Toby: Masky just texted me "lmao" from the room next door

Toby: I don't hear him laughing

Toby: I'm friends with a laugh liar.

—

Jeff: What have you two been doing?

Sally: We almost got surprise adopted!

Jeff: What?

Ben: We almost got kidnapped.

Jeff: Ohhh, alright.

Jeff: WAIT WHAT—

[scary-lasagna]

[3am]

Jeff, coming into Ben’s room: Bro do you have my charger I need it for-

Ben, listening to “Popular girl does your hair in the back of class ASMR”: Im trying to get my hair done rn, I can’t talk

[fattuccini-afraido]

BEN, yelling: God! You think you're better than everyone else!

Jeff, also yelling: I don't think I'm better than everyone else!! I know I am!

[greeneyedeyelessjack]

@melissacove here ya go:] Hope I made it dramatic enough

Bro i just thought of something that would happen between Jeff and BEN

Jeff, walking into a dimly lit room with clothes all over the floor and Nintendo merch covering the floors and the walls: “BEN, you called me?”

BEN, turning in his chair like how those people villians in the movies do while petting Grinny Cat *Smacks a file folder down on a desk* : “open it.”

Jeff, reading it: “oh no.”

BEN, dramatically: “unless you want me to show your extremely christian older brother what you've been googling…”

Jeff panicking: “C’mon, BEN, were friends, right?”

BEN: “All you have to do to keep this quiet…”

BEN, balling his eyes out: “PLEASE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY POKÉMON CARDS WITH ME, NO ONE EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME I JUST WANNA PLAY POKÉMON CARDS PLEASE I MADE TWO DECKS I WONT STACK IT I SWEAR YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECK IF YOU WANT PLEASE JUST PLAY ONE GAME WITH ME THATS ALL I ASK OF YOU”

Jeff, in shock: “Bro you did all this just to get me to play Pokémon”

BEN, in tears: “*sniffle* yes… *sniffle*”

Jeff: “Wtf…”

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Someone please draw this and tag me btw that’d be pretty cool

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: Wait. Where’s Toby? He loves Dungeons and Dragons.

BEN: I thought you invited him.

Jeff: Uh, I thought Brian invited him.

Brian: I thought Tim invited him.

Tim: I never invite him.

[bingobongocheerio]

Slender: (Y/N)! BEN told me you were hiding pot in here!

(Y/N): Oh, you mean this?

(Y/N): [pulls out a flower pot]

Slender: Oh, that's fine. What are you growing?

(Y/N): Weed.

[incorrectcreepypastafam]