#ben drowned incorrect quotes

[fattuccini-afraido]

BEN: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Jeff: Not even God knows what you're doing.

[just-a-persontm]

Ben sleep talks. He says the most random crap when he's asleep. Example-

" why is that dog made of pineapple?" "Umm ben?" "..." "Are you asleep?"

[melissacove]

Bro i just thought of something that would happen between Jeff and BEN

Jeff, walking into a dimly lit room with clothes all over the floor and Nintendo merch covering the floors and the walls: “BEN, you called me?”

BEN, turning in his chair like how those people villians in the movies do while petting Grinny Cat *Smacks a file folder down on a desk* : “open it.”

Jeff, reading it: “oh no.”

BEN, dramatically: “unless you want me to show your extremely christian older brother what you've been googling…”

Jeff panicking: “C’mon, BEN, were friends, right?”

BEN: “All you have to do to keep this quiet…”

BEN, balling his eyes out: “PLEASE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY POKÉMON CARDS WITH ME, NO ONE EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME I JUST WANNA PLAY POKÉMON CARDS PLEASE I MADE TWO DECKS I WONT STACK IT I SWEAR YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECK IF YOU WANT PLEASE JUST PLAY ONE GAME WITH ME THATS ALL I ASK OF YOU”

Jeff, in shock: “Bro you did all this just to get me to play Pokémon”

BEN, in tears: “*sniffle* yes… *sniffle*”

Jeff: “Wtf…”

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Someone please draw this and tag me btw that’d be pretty cool

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby, whispering: You know I love you, right?

Y/N: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Toby: So that Jeff thinks we’re plotting against him.

Jeff, to BEN: What are they talking about?

BEN, who heard the whole conversation: Committing arson.

[bingobongocheerio]

Slender: (Y/N)! BEN told me you were hiding pot in here!

(Y/N): Oh, you mean this?

(Y/N): [pulls out a flower pot]

Slender: Oh, that's fine. What are you growing?

(Y/N): Weed.

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

[inaccurate-linguini]

E.J.: You're scamming him?

Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him

E.J.: What? No way

Jeff: We already stole Y/n

Y/n: Hey guys

E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want

Y/n: I wanna steal

[brights-place]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #19

Toby: *trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline* Hoodie/Brian: *trying to stop him* BEN and Sally: *cheering him on* Jeff: *making a bet in chat with Kate, Y/N and Tim on whether or not Toby will hurt himself* Slenderman looking into the camera like he's on The Office: I need some new Creepypastas

[melme1]

A moment from a mini-comic^ ^

[scary-lasagna]

[3am]

Jeff, coming into Ben’s room: Bro do you have my charger I need it for-

Ben, listening to “Popular girl does your hair in the back of class ASMR”: Im trying to get my hair done rn, I can’t talk

[yourcreepyneighborhoodelftwink]

Toby: Why the sudden interest in violin?

BEN: I don't know, I just want to

Toby, squinting suspiciously: What anime character plays violin?

[fattuccini-afraido]

BEN, yelling: God! You think you're better than everyone else!

Jeff, also yelling: I don't think I'm better than everyone else!! I know I am!

[koolaidoverliving]

slendermansion incorrect quotes

Lazari: Santa Claus came in last night!

Lulu: Santa Claus? Lazari, it's not even Christmas yet.

Lazari: What? Then who came down our chimney and took our cookies last night?

Toby, eating a cookie: What's up guys.

—

Masky: I'm getting a call from Slenderman.

Toby: I'll act natural!

Masky, on the phone: What do you need?

Toby, shouting next to him: Wow! What delicious water I am drinking right now!

—

Jane: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Clockwork: Yeah yeah, it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Jane: No, it's just a really weird way to eat pizza.

—

Jack: I went to Subway today.

Jeff: What did you order?

Jack: What did I order—What do you mean what did I order? I ordered a fucking sandwich.

—

Masky: (Sees a kid crying at the grocery store)

Masky: Aw, hey buddy...

Masky: (Crouches down to their level)

Masky: Can you please move? You're blocking the coffee powder.

—

Ben: Lulu, why do good people die young?

Lulu: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which do you pick first?

Ben: The ugly ones

Lulu: Exa—Wait what? Why?

Ben: Ugly bitches don't deserve to be in my garden.

—

Sally: OH MY GOD! BEN'S DROWNING!

Lazari: It's okay, I'll give him CPR!

Sally: CHEST COMPRESSIONS OR MOUTH TO MOUTH?

Lazari: I don't know how CPR works, I'm just gonna breathe on him and hope he absorbs it.

—

Toby: Masky just texted me "lmao" from the room next door

Toby: I don't hear him laughing

Toby: I'm friends with a laugh liar.

—

Jeff: What have you two been doing?

Sally: We almost got surprise adopted!

Jeff: What?

Ben: We almost got kidnapped.

Jeff: Ohhh, alright.

Jeff: WAIT WHAT—

[greeneyedeyelessjack]

@melissacove here ya go:] Hope I made it dramatic enough

Bro i just thought of something that would happen between Jeff and BEN

Jeff, walking into a dimly lit room with clothes all over the floor and Nintendo merch covering the floors and the walls: “BEN, you called me?”

BEN, turning in his chair like how those people villians in the movies do while petting Grinny Cat *Smacks a file folder down on a desk* : “open it.”

Jeff, reading it: “oh no.”

BEN, dramatically: “unless you want me to show your extremely christian older brother what you've been googling…”

Jeff panicking: “C’mon, BEN, were friends, right?”

BEN: “All you have to do to keep this quiet…”

BEN, balling his eyes out: “PLEASE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY POKÉMON CARDS WITH ME, NO ONE EVER WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME I JUST WANNA PLAY POKÉMON CARDS PLEASE I MADE TWO DECKS I WONT STACK IT I SWEAR YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECK IF YOU WANT PLEASE JUST PLAY ONE GAME WITH ME THATS ALL I ASK OF YOU”

Jeff, in shock: “Bro you did all this just to get me to play Pokémon”

BEN, in tears: “*sniffle* yes… *sniffle*”

Jeff: “Wtf…”

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Someone please draw this and tag me btw that’d be pretty cool

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff, gesturing towards Y/N: Okay, first I’d like to introduce our new member, Y/N, and I’d like to thank them for their generous gift of $10 which they handed to me this morning. Not necessary, but appreciated.

BEN, whispering: Why’d you give him $10?

Y/N, whispering back: I thought he was homeless.

[bingobongocheerio]

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