#lazari natalie swann

[crushedsweets]

Lazaris maaaad

[koolaidoverliving]

slendermansion incorrect quotes

Lazari: Santa Claus came in last night!

Lulu: Santa Claus? Lazari, it's not even Christmas yet.

Lazari: What? Then who came down our chimney and took our cookies last night?

Toby, eating a cookie: What's up guys.

—

Masky: I'm getting a call from Slenderman.

Toby: I'll act natural!

Masky, on the phone: What do you need?

Toby, shouting next to him: Wow! What delicious water I am drinking right now!

—

Jane: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Clockwork: Yeah yeah, it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Jane: No, it's just a really weird way to eat pizza.

—

Jack: I went to Subway today.

Jeff: What did you order?

Jack: What did I order—What do you mean what did I order? I ordered a fucking sandwich.

—

Masky: (Sees a kid crying at the grocery store)

Masky: Aw, hey buddy...

Masky: (Crouches down to their level)

Masky: Can you please move? You're blocking the coffee powder.

—

Ben: Lulu, why do good people die young?

Lulu: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which do you pick first?

Ben: The ugly ones

Lulu: Exa—Wait what? Why?

Ben: Ugly bitches don't deserve to be in my garden.

—

Sally: OH MY GOD! BEN'S DROWNING!

Lazari: It's okay, I'll give him CPR!

Sally: CHEST COMPRESSIONS OR MOUTH TO MOUTH?

Lazari: I don't know how CPR works, I'm just gonna breathe on him and hope he absorbs it.

—

Toby: Masky just texted me "lmao" from the room next door

Toby: I don't hear him laughing

Toby: I'm friends with a laugh liar.

—

Jeff: What have you two been doing?

Sally: We almost got surprise adopted!

Jeff: What?

Ben: We almost got kidnapped.

Jeff: Ohhh, alright.

Jeff: WAIT WHAT—

[h0ll0wt0wn]

Hollow Drones

Much like @spiderprincess-suffet I too recently checked out Murder Drones. Yeah the robots are adorable. So I decided to make a small crossover thing as a favor to another friend whos a real big fan of Uzi.

The two carnivorous kids have quite a bit in common

[killerlittlerejects]

So since slender has become more or less the villain of my main creepypasta verse, having played a part why all, if not most of the Pastas have ended up the way they are now- in honour of the old fandom I have created an AU which still good old dad slender with some darker elements and more tragic

I present to you: the Father Slender AU.

- Dude was cursed into what he is now after losing his family in a brutal murder

- He doesn’t take kids to kill them, he takes them in the selfish hopes to adopt them, but the curse ends up killing them

- Very protective and views the Pasta’s as his children, but they also have a toxic/ dysfunctional dynamic going on

- Sally calls him Papa and it gives him so much joy

- They all live in his family’s old mansion and he keeps expanding in the hopes of more residences

TLDR Slender just wants his family back but everything keeps going wrong.

[duxo]

Some Headcanons of my Lazari :p(au!)

–She prefers to be called Lucy, that was the default name her mother wanted to give her, Lazari was the name the cult gave her.

–She never knew her mother, she ate her inside during pregnancy, and she was born prematurely.

–She is quite intolerant of pain. She pulled out her own baby teeth.

–It grows faster than a human being, but can live for a long time.

–She is very strong for a girl her age.

–For a time she had a hatred towards herself because of her demon nature and her relationship with Zalgo. But he understands that there are supernatural beings and cryptids who don't really seek harm, so it's not that he hates them all.

[lazari-returns]

Do you have any art of Toby? Also, could I post my own fan comic based on IEPFB sometime? Love ya, have a great day!

There is no Toby

There is only

INFERNO

Not a serial killer, but rather a vigilante that specifically likes to target those who make ableist policies and support ableist laws. Something akin to a Vendetta like character who gained both an infamy and a following. Some see him as a manifestation of the wrath of those who have been taken advantage of by a world that both demonizes, fetishizes, and monetizes those with disabilities. Others just see a nutty terrorist. But none of it matters to him. His rage is an all consuming inferno, though his work is completely different from all the other proxies. One wonders why the Operator lets him operate in such a specific way. Perhaps.... he's his favorite?

Btw everyone try not to send a lot of asks to this blog I might move this AU to another blog soon.

Also, dude. if you have an idea for an Iepfb AU, Go ahead!

Im not the supreme authority on all things Lazari

...Yet

But there are already a lot of really cool ideas I didn't think of for the character made by other people. Even a few full on reboots of Iepfb. I even recently saw a Laz that portrays a more accurate DID recently kinda like how I want this Toby to better portray tourettes

It aint a competition or much of an IP. The world is better with your ideas in it. Just be respectful towards others and follow basic morality of course.

[timefospookies]

Could you doodle Zalgo, please?

H̴̢͉̝̮͈̟̩̯̀͋̽̿̽͋͘Ę̷̣̰̤̩̙͕̞͚̘̘͔͊̃̔̆̉͝ ̵͇̅̓͆̋̐̽Ĉ̸̮̃̇̍̾̾͛́̃̐͂̉̇̏͠O̷̪͚̲̣͇̤̘̤̪̩̝̠̜͕͐͐̃̓M̷̢̢̯̞̳̦̪̬͙̲̠̽̐̈́̓̉̍̏̒̽̀͆͊̄̈E̵̛̩̖̳͆̔̾͋͗̑̋͒͆̈́̂̽̈́̆͠S̵̹̝̯̖̬͈̭̣̏̀̇

[bubblegumdishsoapfiletofish]

STUPID ASS PEOPLE I HATE:

NUMBER FUCKING 1: PHILLIP GRAVES FROM COD. HE SUCKS ASS AND HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE AN UNSEASONED DORITO AND I WANNA BOIL HIS STUPID ASS SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT HIM DEAD SO BADLY.

NUMBER FUCKING 2: JEFF THE KILLER. HE LOOKS LIKE A SOGGY CUMSOCK. I LOVE CREEPYPASTA BUT I HATE HIM WITH A BURNING FUCKING PASSION THAT REACHES THE DEEPEST PARTS OF HELL. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FATASS WITH HIS MOUTH LIKE MF YO ASS DOES NOT NEED UR MOUTH TO BE BIGGER. FUCKING FAT ASS CUMSTAIN.

NUMBER FUCKING 3: TWO FROM TPOT. THEYRE BRITISH. THEYRE UGLY. I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANNA STRAP THEM TO A ROCKET AND BLOW THEYRE ASS AWAY I HATE THEM. I WANT FOUR TO FUCKING END THEM WITH HIS POWERS. I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBER FUCKING 4: OFFENDERMAN. LITERALLY LOOK AT HIS WIKI PAGE BC HOLY SHIT THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE HUNG IN THE STREET. EXECUTE THIS SHIT STAIN I DO NOT WANT HIS ASS ANYWHERE NEAR ME EVER I FUCKING HATE HIS CUMSTAIN LOOKIN ASS!!!!!!

NUMBER FUCKING 5: FIREY FROM BFDI. PUSSY ASS FLAME GET THE FUCK OVER IT LEAFYS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER AND SHE HAS GOTTEN BETTER YOU FUCKING MANWHORE PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR THE REASON THAT THE EARTH ISNT FUCKING ROUND. ITS DONUT SHAPED AND IT HAS A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE. (im talking about bfdia firey btw BUT STILL.)

NUMBER FUCKING 6: LAZARI FROM I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST. THAT LITTLE PICK ME GIRL CUMSTAIN HAS BEEN A ASSWIPE OF A CHARACTER AND I HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH. SHE IS A ROTTING CUMSOCK AND I FUCKING HATE HER PERSONALITY AND HOW SHE ACTS. SHES A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH DADDY AND MOMMY ISSUES BECAUSE SHE STHE REASON WHY HER OWN MOM KILLED HERSLEF. SHES A BITCH ASS HOE AND I WANT HER DEAD JUST LIKE HER MOM!!!!!! BEHOLD, THE FUCKING SINISTER 6.

[spiderprincess-suffet]

Finally something good to post ;0;

__________________________

Through Glass - Stone Sour

[stampsthemeow]

I have crayons and pap- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[koolaidoverliving]

HOW THE PASTAS TEXT

(IN MY AU AT LEAST this is a joke post but it goes with my AU because they all have a groupchat LMFAOOO)

Jeff: "I hate you all" "I'm going to kill myself" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" (gets bullied in the groupchat and has to defend himself constantly)

Jack: "how do i mute the groupchat" "ok" "?" (he never speaks there, replies to messages as shortly as possible.)

Toby: "Godmronjng" "Ijust got chased by a bear ." "no im not jokign i lost a finger" (sends random picture of his bleeding hand)

Lulu: "Hello." "Good morning, everyone. Send message how do I send the message is the message sent yet Jack is the message sent" (uses the voice feature because she cannot see the keyboard)

Clockwork: "WHY ARE THERE STILL BEARS OUTSIDE" "WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING RID OF THEM" (sends angry voice messages in russian)

Ben: "yo" "lmfaoooo" "bruhh jeff ate all the cereal again 😭" (gamer speak 24/7, spreads rumours about everyone)

Sally: "Hoi :3" "O_O" "Can we go to the park today 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" (excessive emoticons and emojis)

Lazari: "Your all mean" "What" "Kill you're self!" (grammar is nonexistent to her)

Nina: "haiii !" "@Jeff I LOVE YOU !! 🥰" "GUYSSS COME HERE" (shares random stories, pictures, and videos)

Bloody Painter: "🙂" "hi" "ok" (...dry as hell)

The Puppeteer: "hi helen" (only replies to helen's text messages)

Judge Angels: "Hello everyone 😊" "Understood 👍" (yeah she's just nice to everyone)

Candy Pop: "As the beauteous Sun peeked up on the horizon, I too arose from my slumber and declared that today shall be a blessed day." "Wherefore art thou tarnishing mine rights to speak?" (shakespearean... can't use tech so he makes nathan type everything for him)

Jason: "no you cannot 'take my mice' D:<" "what does 'kys' mean? "...U_U" (he likes using emoticons)

Nathan: "what the fuck are you all talking about???" "okay cool" "BYE" (muted the groupchat as soon as he got added)

Sadie: "hiii" "oh" "🥹" (too scared to send anything because she's shy but lucy sometimes types on her account)

Nurse Ann: "???" "Girl no." "Boy stop that." (she calls everyone girl or boy.)

Zero: "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CAPS LOCK" "MY WORDS ARE SIMPLY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOURS" (only speaks in caps)

Kagekao: "Good evening." "I hope we're all doing well." "Oh no, I assure you I'm not that formal." (yes he is)

X-Virus: "bruh" "who hasn't given me their blood yet?" (only uses the groupchat for his monthly check ups)

Kate: (she doesn't send messages, she just reacts to messages with emojis or sends pictures of her live reactions)

liu and jane not included bc they don't live in the town

lj not included bc he doesnt get rights to a phone

[h0ll0wt0wn]

Welcome to Hollow City

So I guess while im setting everything up, this will be the masterpost? To those who got Ivil's message, hi!

I had to move blogs for personal reasons. But don't worry! We're gonna move all the old stuff here! This blog is gonna be the main tumblr home for the full series. Im hoping that reuploading the old posts slowly will get all the old followers to migrate here?

ah forget it. Main thing is... I eat pasta for breakfast is a story about a little girl cursed with demonic power that wanders into a world of monsters, cryptids, and murderers. It has a lot of... flaws and was discontinued after a certain point, leaving it unfinished.

This is the unofficial continuation

and we're taking it in a whole new direction.

A love letter to the entire world of internet horror as a whole

A tribute to the slenderverse and the massive history and impact it has

an earnest attempt to mature the concept of more wholesome interpretations of various creepypasta characters work well while paying respects to their source materials

and a story about managing to find something beautiful in the horrifying. Hope in the Despair.

A creepypasta fairytale

Story by me and @viledictorian with art by us both too

Stay tuned! It'll still be a little while before the actual pages come out since I still need to find a job.

Anyway, Breakfast time is over. Now its time for lunch.

[maybeitskylee]

OMG??1?1?! IM BACK FROM THE GRAVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

here’s some sketches I did to make up for my absence maybe 🤲

[chaselocalyanderefan]

Drawing Internet Horror Characters for a Year

Day 360:

Lazari

Bonus Art 12: The Jester

[darainsy]

🖤great comics🖤

pity not one is finished ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)

[i-eat-pasta-for-breakfast]

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