#belly up front

[bunnyboy-juice]

birthday bunny: under the clothes edition 🖤

[fisheito]

I had 2 ideas for Yakumo snake form:

Venomous: Red-Bellied Black Snake

and

Non-venomous: Striped Kukri Snake (Oligodon octolineatus)

[squorgle]

Comfort Food

I’m thinking about a cozy stuffing with the richest, warmest, most comforting food in existence: a heaping bowl of pasta. A character has had a rough day, so when they finally have the evening to unwind and marathon their favorite show, they make it extra special by whipping up/ordering a family-sized pasta dish that’s absolutely drowning in a thick, creamy sauce. When they finally recline on the sofa and rest the warm bowl on the crest of their hungry belly, they’re already in a glazed over state of bliss. The show they’re watching is interesting enough to keep them glued while shoveling oversized forkfuls of pasta down their gullet, spraying flecks of sauce as they noisily slurp it up.

The first several mouthfuls of pasta settle delightfully in their tummy, washing away the troubles of the day. The sauce is so rich it catches in their throat, occasionally making them lightly cough to clear their palate. Incidentally, during one of said coughs, they notice the hefty weight deep in their belly. They look down in surprise to see a noticeable bump just under their breast, sloping gently toward their bellybutton. Lightly pressing their fingers against the bump jostles the digesting noodles, prompting a soft burp. A bout of action on the tv screen retracts their attention, and well…the still-warm bowl on their lap is wafting pleasantly spiced aromas past the gurgling mound in their belly and up to their nose. Their fork goes back to dutifully twirling, each mouthful delivering a hefty addition to the pasta already sitting in their belly like concrete.

To no one’s surprise, the bowl winds up empty and the belly ends up a heaving bowling ball atop a now moaning character. The show continues in the background, but the character is slumped into their cushions with their head tilted back, mouth hanging open to help get extra oxygen into a body that feels like it’s 99% composed of pasta. At that angle, their heavy, swollen stomach feels like it’s pressing against their lungs, stretching the skin of their abdomen uncomfortably. One hand is cradling their jutting-out underbelly, the other massaging the overstuffed organ while it gurgles away, emitting strained, shifting bubbles that they can feel under their fingers. Through throaty, gargling belches, they can feel the heat from their engorged stomach spreading deep into their body, extending down into their pants, only making them moan louder with each euphorically painful cramp. It feels like they filled their digestive system with wet sand, every labored breath urging up more gurgles and burps as their guts try to find space for the slop invading every nook and cranny.

The evening, starting out warm and comfortable, quickly evolved into a hot, sweaty, belch-filled night that can end in any way you can imagine.

[cmescapade]

How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy

[jimmyspades]

Mouth-to-mouth. Coast Guard training. We need to know CPR. No tongue!

[chizu117]

I can't believe that there's even an option to tell Raphael that you're in love with the Emperor. Like why the Fuck would you tell him that?????? He already thinks that you're stupid now you're just pissing him off!!!!!!!!!

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.

[segfaultfault]

fic rec! I had otter thoughts. And have you read That otterly amazing fic by ultranos, "the two-body problem" (AO3 registered users only link).

“Not unless you get a tac vest, Alex.” Okay, wow, J’onn sounds way too reasonable about letting an otter do… whatever Alex is pondering that is clearly dangerous, but oh gosh she’d look adorable in an itty-bitty tac vest

-excerpt "the two-body problem", ultranos (AO3 author page)

You're so right. She does.

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

do you think kenjaku did a pregnancy photoshoot

[slettlune]

there's a little bird building a nest under our building's protruding roof shingles and i am willing to die and/or kill for this potential bird family. i desperately need to figure out what species they are so i can offer top notch nutritious food

my friend told me "just wait until the chicks cheeping ruins your sleep" like no you don't understand i'm a coparent now, we're expecting!!

[lordrataxesofrhinoland]

Obsessed with this animation of n gin throwing a tnt crate

[rosestthorns]

I've been on hormones for just over 5 years and now my body is just about the way I've always wanted it to look. I've still got a long ways to go, and a lot of work to do. But I'm a long way from where I started and it shows

[lady-lycany]

sometimes I remember random sht back from school (students trying to bully me or making me uncomfortable) and today some of these things have me like ?????????

why did that work? It shouldn't have.

and then sometimes I'm still like "okay, what the actual fck"

[brytnoter]

saw nelly today

[fieriframes]

[YOU'RE NOT QUITE EXPECTING WHAT GETS PUT IN FRONT OF YOU. THE CHARCUTERIE TRIO-- HEADCHEESE, RABBIT RILLETTE, AND DUCK PROSCIUTTO. IT HAS TO BE BEER-FRIENDLY. THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. YEP. MIKE'S A BIG PART OF IT. I MEAN, HE BUILT THIS.]

[takethemonetandletsgogh]

this nye party was weird