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birthday bunny: under the clothes edition 🖤
#ok to rb#bunnyflesh#I really really really like these ones#they're so high waisted they go up to the middle of my waist and they hold my belly in the front so cutely too 🥺#and I like that they're literally only opaque over my coochie and LITERALLY nothing else#also so breathable#i literally dont feel like i have underwear on#also shout-out to my wife who managed to buy frilly/lacey/sexy underwear that also doesnt make me feel dysphoric as fuck 🥰
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I had 2 ideas for Yakumo snake form:
Venomous: Red-Bellied Black Snake
and
Non-venomous: Striped Kukri Snake (Oligodon octolineatus)
#UP ON THE BLOG YOU GO! FOR THE WHOLE CLASS TO SEE#i sweawr i've encountered the red bellied black snake in my silly little search forays before...it's so on point...#why didn't i include her?? alas. a lapse in judgement#but that's why YOU'RE here!!!!! isn't it so beautiful!!! pretty snake.... belly so vivid and dangerouys......#but the kukri is new????? i'm going to grab it (because it is nonvenomous and i will probably maybe not die)#*starts reading the wiki*#HGasP! rear fanged!!!!#you know i was thinking about those too. i know we've got front facing fanged yaku showing up in the rooms and whatnot#but what if... rear fanged... and if they wanna get some decent venom into you they REALLY HAVE TO HOLD ON FOR A WHILE#chomp (extended remix 10hrs)#or those snakes that are side fanged. stiletto snake????#look that up if you're interested. lil worm shanking you from the side.... don't grab him......#submitti2fieshi
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Been thinking of making a tierlist of my thoughts on all the teams for a while so here it is!! As you can see, I am indifferent to or hate most of the league... 😶🌫️🫣 which is why I generally say I'm more of a Canucks fan than a hockey fan lol
#a lot of these rankings are emotionally charged and based off of the fight for the western conference wildcard spot right now...#apologies to any of my mutuals that are fans of teams in the lower tiers#to be clear there are still players on the teams in “actively praying for your downfall” and “oh you exist” that I like#bedsy on the h*wks#flower on the wild#sid on the p*ns#not a player but my queen jessica campbell!!#etc!!#also note that there is quite some distance between the top tier and the one following it#i do like those teams but nothing comes close to my canucks brainrot#i fear becoming attached to this team at the ripe age of like... 3 might've caused a permanent shift in my brain#the reason i'm somewhat attached to the leafs is so stupid#like it's largely because i like most of the current top players there and feel bad about (and relate) to their first round struggles#and i feel like the canucks and leafs are paralleled in so many ways. that's a whole other tangent.#but like. when i was a kid before i knew what the hell was going on#or how to read. i thought the leafs were just the canucks. because they both wore blue.#as you can guess i was a brilliant child.#one of my first memories is being posted up in front of our big bellied TV and watching a nucks away game against the leafs#and just not being able to tell who were our guys.#in my defense the canucks had a lot of alternate jerseys so it felt viable to me that that could just be another one#for the sharks it's mostly because i'm a sucker for an underdog story#(NOOO way REALLY??? a canucks fan??? obsessed with underdogs? never woulda guessed!)#and for the hurricanes it's. i don't know really. i think i liked that “bunch of jerks” marketing tactic from a couple seasons ago#anything mocking don cherry gets a thumbs up from me#and a player (i think his name was zach??) on the canes (at the time) liked my shitty canucks edit on instagram one time in like 2018#and my friend and I freaked out about it#i wonder where he is now.#anyway i've typed an essay in here but that's okay. I love dropping lore nobody asked for#if you're still here here's a kiss for you: mwah!#vancouver canucks
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I just wanna belong to somebody so badly like can I be yours 🥺 exclusively 🥺 pretty please 🥺 can you show me off and pamper me like I'm the best thing to ever happen to you 🥺
#when someone puts “my” in front of a pet name#im GONEEE#i need to get my belly worshipped#im sooo needy itd be such a shame if i was cuddling up to you all the time and begging for food right...🥺#🐻
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i think it's really funny how they completely changed Van Pelt's style and sat her behind a desk 90% of the time during the first half of season 5 to hide the fact she was pregnant lmao
#the mentalist#the mentalist s5#the mentalist season 5#grace van pelt#lune talks#i dont remember in which episode i noticed it first#maybe it was the very first time she appeared#it wasnt on episode 1 but they've kept her so out of the plot that i wouldnt be surprised if she hadnt appeared until ep 3 or smth#as soon as i saw her my immediate thought was 'is the actress pregnant?'#bc i remembered that post abt how when an actress gets pregnant show runners will make her hold stuff in front of her belly#and she was sitting down only visible from the bust up#and she seemed to have gained weight so i couldnt shake the curiosity and kept looking for clues#and the only time they've shown her standing up (as of ep 12) she was half hidden behind a cart full of boxes#and even tho she was the one pushing it they made her stand not behind the handle but behind the cart itself which was very funny
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How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy
#non sims#note#ohhh my god the cutest cat that is clearly domesticated hung outside of my front yard#and they kept nuzzling against my legs and rolling over on their back and#LOUD PURR when i. rubbed their belly#like ok sweetie wanna come inside#idc that im allergic#clearly these watery eyes r bcos ur so cute#and my throat closing up is me being breathless by ur cuteness#my skin is itchy bc its just goosebumps! for i am enamored#(tony is malding)
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Mouth-to-mouth. Coast Guard training. We need to know CPR. No tongue!
#ok back to making gifs of the boys#🦩#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#william shatner#denny crane#john larroquette#carl sack#*#can I just say. the way denny pushes his head back down makes me feel something#and the second/third gifs overall... the bulge of his little belly against his belt. the front of his trousers.#can I please touch him. maybe grope him a little. flat on his back like that he's so 😵💫😵💫😵💫#not to mention carl standing in the doorway looking down at him alan craning his neck looking up from the floor. gulp
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I can't believe that there's even an option to tell Raphael that you're in love with the Emperor. Like why the Fuck would you tell him that?????? He already thinks that you're stupid now you're just pissing him off!!!!!!!!!
#to be clear this is not hating on romancing Emp#he is a hard smash#it's just such a bizarre option because the Emperor clearly wants to hide that he slept with Tav/Durge from everyone else#and there they go pulling a straight up “but Daddy I love him” right in front of the second biggest threat to the crown#outside of the Dead Three who literally already have it#it made me belly laugh loud af irl when I saw it because I've never talked to Raphi after sleeping with him before that playthrough#I guess real win for people roleplaying a dumbshit cringe monsterfucker Tav/Durge I guess#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 the emperor#bg3 raphael
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do you think kenjaku did a pregnancy photoshoot
#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#kenjaku#really no one’s doing it like him#I want to know how kenjaku handled being pregnant with yuuji#is there a photo of yuujis dad kissing his swollen belly in front of a sunset somewhere#did kenjaku do a baby shower with kaoris friends#how into it did he get and are there pictures#did he take a prenatal yoga class#was he stirring up shit at a future mommies support group#did he keep sleeping with yuujis dad after he got pregnant or did it stop once he secured the bag
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there's a little bird building a nest under our building's protruding roof shingles and i am willing to die and/or kill for this potential bird family. i desperately need to figure out what species they are so i can offer top notch nutritious food
my friend told me "just wait until the chicks cheeping ruins your sleep" like no you don't understand i'm a coparent now, we're expecting!!
#look for me doing the midnight shift with the babies and horking up mealworms (i've eaten mealworms they're okay)#the nest builder chills in our roof gutter so i only ever see its front underside. not even its tail#it's sparrow-sized with a pale mono-coloured breast/belly. pretty stout beak. no noticeable markings. maybe some brown?#i have not heard it vocalize yet#ooh little mystery bird
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whoaaa whats with alternates cunty outfit
#gotta draw that....#<- its literally just a button up but the front hems are tied together#leaving his belly exposed with no shirt under LMAO
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sometimes I remember random sht back from school (students trying to bully me or making me uncomfortable) and today some of these things have me like ?????????
why did that work? It shouldn't have.
and then sometimes I'm still like "okay, what the actual fck"
#I just remembered how I was supposed to hold a presentation in front of the class and I always wear leggins but on this day I#also wore a shirt that wasn't all too long? and one of the btches in my class literally said out loud “we can see your triangle” and so#everyone fcking started at my private area 💀 of course my concentration at this point was completely gone as I was just trying to#make my shirt longer and to cover myself up. on one side I'm still thinking what an asshole move that was#on the other hand I wish I would've responded that all these btches always wore jeans and like belly free tops where you couldn't only#always see their cooch but also the monstrous ass 💀 like today this is a normal thing when you're out in public because yea#that's how the fcking body is built and it's normal? what else would there be? but like back then this was still a reason to bully and idk#it's funny- ridiculous and fcking with me still lol
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saw nelly today
#nelly#king#beautiful#cat/cats#he showed the belly#i was permitted to touch the belly#he has the most belly#belly is a competition he's trying to win#nellybelly#he was curled up by his front door#but came over when i greeted#boof#............#shall i post cat photos???#like ...... ALL the photos?#from 2018 onwards????#he's not my cat#we're just friends#blessings on his house and his human
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[YOU'RE NOT QUITE EXPECTING WHAT GETS PUT IN FRONT OF YOU. THE CHARCUTERIE TRIO-- HEADCHEESE, RABBIT RILLETTE, AND DUCK PROSCIUTTO. IT HAS TO BE BEER-FRIENDLY. THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. YEP. MIKE'S A BIG PART OF IT. I MEAN, HE BUILT THIS.]
#s14e11 belly up#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#charcuterie trio-- headcheese#rabbit rillette#duck prosciutto#whole idea#big part#put#front#the#yep#mike#mean
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this nye party was weird
#i did not drink alcohol which was nice#but i felt soooooo anxious i literally threw my camera on the wall (and broke a piece) for no reason?????? in front of many people?????#then i proceeded to chat a lot with the host and he was very nice and we smoked cigarettes whilst looking at the moon#i felt soooo anxious but happy at the same time#the men at this party were insufferable like out of 25 maybe 2 were nice to talk to#at least i got to spend time with my friends#i also petted a lot of cats because the host had 6 ???? one of them slept on my belly#it was just sooooo weird i had forgotten to take my meds and i felt so anxious but i kept bottling it up and had a panic attack the next da#literally the first day of the year and i'm crying gagging shaking on a burger king parking lot#also i don't if i have a crush on the host or not. im not sure.#maybe
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No younglings are coming from me.
stealing this poll because the original used transphobic language
*Whether or not you can get pregnant.
#I would not give a fuck either.#Not interested in postpartum depression#possibly dying in some really fucking horrific ways#having a postpartum belly#possibly ripping (you can tear up the front btw)#or needing a csection#or dealing with pregnancy in general
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