#being over the top ridiculous?

[o-kye]

Them: how do you deal with your trauma Me, looking down at my personality: well you see

[elvisqueso]

#bye felicia

Pocahontas (1995)

[lyriumsings]

The assumptions people are making on Veilguard bc ALL decisions won’t carry over are insane to me “OH so morrigan won’t mention her ONLY SON!! or her roMANCE??”. We have no idea what context or capacity she’s going to be in the game? In skyhold, she stayed at skyhold for a while, so it made sense to chat her up and ask about her life. Also Kieran was THERE bc he was TEN. Kieran is now in his twenties and most likely living his own life. If we’re saving the world and fighting darkspawn WHY would her grown ass son come up? Esp when she doesn’t even know Rook?? Like i would understand if we had veilguard in our hands and people were complaining bc Morrigan actually had dialogue invalidating their canon but for fuck’s sake the game isn’t even out yet. They’re saying it doesn’t matter as in it’s not gonna come up bc Rook is busy doing other shit, rather than quizzing characters who aren’t companions on their lives. “What about Varric”. Varric seems to have a pre-established relationship with Rook which means you can headcanon that they already had the talk about Varric’s life story considering he called them his “second in command”. Like cancel your preorders, preorder, do whatever you want no one on the internet is the boss of you. But oh my fucking god complaining about something you don’t even fully know about is already getting so old. Best case scenario, you’re right and i guess your bitching is validated yay for you ig. Worst case, you’re wrong and like wasted so much time and energy bitching for nothing. Like I completely understand being upset the choices don’t carry over, it IS disappointing! But we don’t even KNOW what it’s going to affect if anything at all. It’s just so funny how everyone was like “it’s not about the Inquisitor” and now that the focus is confirmed to be pretty much entirely on Rook and the inquistor’s choices barely seem to matter in game and half of everybody has lost the plot bc of it and we don’t even actually know how this will affect the game like ????

[getupthestairs]

the historical inaccuracies in tgaa are really charming and cute and i do adore them, but one thing i dont understand is making stronghart the Lord Chief Justice, a title created in 2005, as opposed to the WAY cooler-sounding and ridiculously powerful LORD CHANCELLOR - which would have given him nigh-total power over not just the judiciary, but parliament, government AND the police. it just makes more sense thematically In My Opinion, with how he abuses his power but is never satisfied with it, to give him an even More powerful status.

[pianokantzart]

Facts

[wizardlyghost]

need to be put in the machine that twists your bones and muscles into symmetrical and healthy positions

[sysig]

Blusters in, flusters out (Patreon)

[the-unending-journey]

Having lots of Thoughts(tm) about what if we didn't stop Meteion in time and had to take our moonship off into the cosmos to run from her? What if the whole of Etheirys had to adapt to living a life just drifting among the stars and learning to explore what lie beyond their little worldview, while running from that looming threat of doom

This is definitely an AU idea of mine that I want to explore for sure. Putting a bit more of the sci-fi aspect into the fantasy

[spicedfink]

Was thinking about Topher blackmailing Abe again and either my brain is messed up from being sick or it would have actually been funny if the episode was Topher going super over board to stop Abe from asking Joan out because he thought Joan was going to reject Abe. Then have Abe ask Joan out anyways and gets brutally turned down (or have Joan come up to him at the party and make a big deal about how she wants nothing to do with dating for a while and she's glad to have such a good platonic friend) Then have Topher going off about how he wouldn't have had to go so far if Abe just listened to him in the first place

[sleepingexplorer]

actively soliciting song recs for a mixtape/playlist to be titled Who Told That Skinny Goth Boy To Go So Hard

soft rules: goth or goth-adjacent, boy

hard rules: overdramatic, absolute banger

can be from any decade, I mean absolutely any

[brighan]

Dandadan's episode this week set a tone I was absolutely not prepared for what the hell

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

I imagine that every time anyone has to act with Tom Cruise they get called to a meeting before they start shooting the movie where they will discuss with them every single thing they have to do in order to make Tom Cruise appear taller than he actually is

Honestly I don’t know how anyone who has ever acted with Tom Cruise hasn’t given like an exclusive interview about the stupid things they’ve done to make Tom Cruise look taller, or the process of just staring as someone put a box in front of them so that Tom could stand on it and look taller than he is

[grimm-the-tiger]

I think it's telling about the nature of the actual events The Terror is based on that the Tuunbaq isn't even the most batshit thing going on in it.

[specterthief]

also on the subject of maruki and shido, this isn't quite as 1:1 a comparison as in akechi's cut third awakening, but there is still a direct link between them through the fact that maruki's research was stolen by shido – shido's knowledge of the metaverse and cognitive psience come in part from maruki directly

the professor of maruki's who shut down his research was doing it in connection with shido (an earlier iteration of this scene even had akechi note that he recognizes the professor's voice – this is someone who seemingly worked directly with shido on some level)

and he also compares maruki to shido, unfavorably this time, when maruki tells him of his plans

but maruki seems to take "you're no shido" as a challenge more than anything...

...and this is the scene where he fully awakens to azathoth's power and realizes just what he has to do to change all of humanity's cognition as he planned (before the phantom thieves inadvertently give him the power to do that, even)

with the spooky gendo ikari glasses glow not unlike shido's propaganda posters

and taking a closer look at that propaganda poster, shido's party logo is a giant eye watching over the earth in its hands...

...while maruki's whole palace is full of cameras that resemble azathoth's eyes

and, of course, its tentacles resemble hands

and there's even a projection of a globe over the atrium in the palace

so the one line from akechi may have gotten cut but the connections are certainly still there

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

"Do you not realize it? Do you... truly not see what this means?"

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[arbitrarity]

was the renfield movie good? debatable

was the renfield movie fun? YES absolutely I had a blast :D