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qfitpac reunite and move to live on a ranch happily together with their kids(delusional)
#everything is going to shit#i have such low expectations#and absolutely no hope#very disappointing#so i turned to my favourite coping mechanism#being fucking delusional#you can join me if you want#qsmp#qsmp fitmc#fitmc#pactw#fitpac#qsmp pactw#hideduo#qsmp admin situation
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They can never make me hate you Adam. No one is born or created with their heart broken.
#hazbin hotel#thus i choose being delusional for the rest of my life#adamsapple is canon fuck the rest!!!!!#adam the first man#hazbin hotel adam
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banging on the wall of my asylum room can anyone hear me.
#pokemon#kieran#trainer kieran#florian#sghr#candyappleshipping#hrsg#rival kieran#trainer florian#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv#indigo disk#art#fanart#persona 5#shuake#trust me bro….#tealmaskshipping#suguharu#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAMES#giggling cackling sobbing maniacally#yknow throughout the game I was waiting for kieran to pop the ‘I hate you Florian’ like any self respecting rival yaoi would do#but he never…. did it……#HIS SPEECH IN THE TERAPAGOS ROOM WAS CLOSE ENOUGH THO!!!! CLOSE ENOUGH…..#speaking of which yeah maybe the bg being terapagos room instead of bb entrance would’ve fit better but whatever man#begging you not to look at any mistakes too closely I did this in a feverish frenzied state#does anybody get me or do I have to go insane all by myself#anywa i thought i was being delusional and mentally ill with my interpretation of kieran but then terapagos room happened and#HE JUST SAYS ALL THAT? HES ACTUALLY EXACTLY LIKE THAT. HES SO FUCKED#rank 8 akechi has such a special place in my soul. I’ve never been the same person since.
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the thing about rhaenyra and those kids is that women exercising basic sexual autonomy is the bedrock of any just and equitable society. AND also scamming is funny. how could you not applaud her velaryon disinformation campaign
#team green gets so weird about her deciding to fuck harwin. team black gets mildly delusional about those kids being laenor’s For Real#me i would never discount the work of a true hustler#hotd#asoiaf
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new frogs jersey
#my art#everyone give it up for YAMAGUCHI KEI#yeah theyre MARRIED#(falls to my knees and dies)#haikyuu#tsukishima kei#or shud i say#yamaguchi kei#tsukishima#tsukkiyama#sendai frogs#i captioned this as new jersey on twitter and didnt fucking realize at ALL that its….#the name of the city.. like omg it didnt register at all#probably bc i was half asleep when i posted it but whatever#IT IS WHAT IT IS#i love being delusional 😍
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never forgiving bones for fucking up this scene
#hey sskk nation how are we feeling :(#literally just finished watching the new ep and i genuinely sobbed#i was so mad they didn't make him smile or have atsushi take one last look back at him bones hates to see mlm winning#also second img is me being delusional and just stopping the show when they used koko zessou for the first time and killed fukuchi#yk before he used the space time sword and literally fucking cheated#akutagawa is alive. sskk reunion totally doesn't leave gaping holes in my heart. everything is fine.#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#akutagawa ryuunosuke#ryuunosuke akutagawa#atsushi nakajima#shin sokouku#sskk#bsd#lotus draws
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ೃ⁀➷ ALL I WANT ✧.*
a/n: tooth-rotting fluff !! this is so so mushy and soft. kissing and some touchiness but nothing too crazy i think. also this is unedited brainrot i wrote at 2:30am so enjoy ... <3
Neuvillette has never told you that he loves you.
The words are always there— resting heavy behind his teeth just waiting to burst out at the most inconvenient times, and yet he's never brought himself to say them.
You don’t need the words to prove his devotion to you anyways, already aware that there is no other soul in the world able to hold him the way you do. But he’s always wanted to say it, stopped only by his own fears.
Immortality is a funny thing. In a thousand years you could be nothing but a distant memory for him, gentle whispers in the back of his mind or ghostly touches wisping over his skin.
The idea of losing you terrifies him, but he knows the loss well and knows to keep his heart safeguarded somewhere deep within himself. I love you are words he only murmurs into your skin while you sleep, or chanted in his head when you hold him.
However, you’ve been proving it difficult to resist ever since you moved in with him.
There's nothing extravagant about the way you wake up, nothing extraordinary or strange. You wake up like any Fontainian would: cold and gloomy and complaining about the weather.
Despite how ordinary it all is, it doesn't stop him from spending the first few minutes of the day admiring your face before he inevitably has to get out of bed to get ready for work.
Mornings are his always favourite; the slow stirrings of the day like a calm before the storm. Those few minutes are precious to him more than anything in the world, where he can do nothing but kiss your sleeping face awake and keep you wrapped up in his arms.
You've recently made it your routine to follow him out of bed a few minutes later. He hasn't found out why exactly until today.
He doesn't even need to turn around to know it all— every part of you memorized and carved into each muscle and filling any thoughts that cross his mind.
The slow shuffling of your feet across the room; the quiet yawn that makes him smile because he can imagine your face; the bumping of your body into the back of his in your clumsy state.
It's all comfortable. Familiar. You.
"Morning..." You mumble, arms wrapping around his waist and nose buried against his back.
"Seems someone slept well," he hums.
Your arms squeeze his waist a little tighter. "Because you keep the bed so warm."
"I see. Is that the only reason you decided to crawl out of bed this morning?" He asks with a little lift of amusement, placing his mug down and watching the ripples stir in his coffee.
"No," you lie rather blatantly, and he laughs in a way that makes your heart flutter. "....Shut up."
"It’s quite rude to say that to the Iudex, no?"
"Shut up," you huff again. Your hands carefully climb under the hem of his shirt and explore the expanse of his skin. The cold this exacts on him makes him stop in his motions. He shivers before finally turning around to catch your wrists.
You frown, gently knocking your face back into his body— his chest this time, where you can hear his heart beating.
"Not my fault you're so warm."
Neuvillette only sighs, scooping you fully into his arms and leaning back onto the counter so you can rest your weight against him.
And he knows every part of you like this too: a memory chained to his beating heart. A second life breathed into him meant only to remember you this way.
He knows you're cranky because the sun just rose and here you are, already shuffling around the cold house since he left his side of the bed empty. He knows that you're impossibly perfect in his arms— a piece of a puzzle hand-crafted for him to hold. He knows that it will be sunny today.
You are everything. Everything.
He pulls you away by the shoulders, nose brushing against yours as he leans in close to kiss you. There's a pause just before your lips meet— an apprehension in his actions. He sighs, shaky and nervous.
"I love you."
Then he kisses you slow and sweet, the same way he has always savoured that feeling twisting in his heart at the very thought of you. Enduring and knowing, lacking any more hesitation because he knows this is exactly what he wants and where he needs to be.
You're blinking at him dumbly when he pulls away, lips parted in such a cute way that he wants to lean in again.
"I must be hearing things because I swear you just said–"
"I love you," he repeats quietly, suddenly feeling embarrassed by his confession yet unable to contain the words anymore.
Your expression twists in wonder and for a moment he can't help but think that you're the most beautiful person in the world. In the centuries that he's been wandering Fontaine, he's never been so sure of one thing:
"I love you," he says for a third time in full confidence. His lips crash into yours again in a frenzy, a flurry of emotions swirling in his stomach and so many thoughts screaming in his ears that he can't think straight.
When he stops for air he doesn't fully leave you, mouth still married to you as he kisses along your cheek to your jaw. You laugh, arms circling around his neck.
"Can you say it again?"
And he will. He would say it a million times just to see you smile like that again.
© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.
🏷️ @saetoshi hi my beautiful
#— whispers in the wind ✧#this is my sacrificial fic for him to stop being a fucking bastard and give me cons#(i'm delusional🤞🤞)#genshin impact#genshin#genshin drabbles#genshin impact drabbles#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin x gn reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin fluff#neuvillette#neuvillette genshin#neuvillette x reader#neuvillette x gn reader#neuvillette x y/n#neuvillette x you#neuvillette fluff#neuvillette x gender neutral reader
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Buck and Tommy are going to get back together because they have to fulfill their twin flame prophecy and realize that not only do they belong together, but they are two halves of one whole and the universe was designed for their paths to cross always and forever no matter what since the beginning of time <3 no matter how long how far or wherever they go they will find each other again and again and again and
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Thinking about patroclus in the hades 2 trailer and begging to every god out there that he isn’t a placeholder or a glitch please I want my girl back I have to see her please give her back to me
#PLEASE HE’S ALL I HAVE!!!!!!!?#his husband has been fucking cubed he’s gotta help get him back#someone please tell me I’m not delusional in thinking this#please tell me there is one other person out there who is banking on him being in the game#I can’t be alone in this#patroclus#hades 2#I won’t tag this as a spoiler since there is zero context and also he’s in the right(?) corner of the trailer#so like#idk
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rewatching the show by way of introducing it to friends, and i have to say that i find it personally hilarious to imagine that the only reason lamb got a flashbox for hobden's files is that he knew river would try to break into it and get singed
#slow horses#river cartwright#jackson lamb#because in the last ep he clearly gives no fucks about carrying far more sensitive files in a literal plastic bag#i am the king of being delusional but it does make me giggle#jackson lamb the petty bitch that you are /affectionate
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“like Lennon and McCartney was a marriage.” interesting….
you mean this lennon and mccartney???
mhm…
now for spot the difference!
you’re correct!! there isn’t one <3
ain’t fooling no one with that one jimmy my sweet love xxx
#yes because friendship is comparable to marriage#wether they were in love or not idk but they defo fucked and i take no arguments so#uh oh eva’s being delusional again#or am i?#spot the difference but it’s jimbert and mclennon#when worlds collide#jimbert#mclennon#led zeppelin#70s#70s rock#70s music
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colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3
#the rest of my serious input is that i think this will be a flirty thread in a sex scene#esp bc in the book they have sex before they're married#but not so far before that they had to change the wedding date (although colin does but simply bc he just wants to be married)#i think it'll be the same in the show#except mirror stuff and also colin being like hey let's get in on this heir-making competition#and pen will be like colin! we're not even married yet#and he's like well do you want children? and she'll be like yes...#and he'll be like well our wedding is not so far out that starting now versus on our wedding night matters...#and pen will be like but my sisters are already pregnant#and colin will be like they could have girls! and i will love my prospective nieces very much but... we could still win this#and pen will laugh and roll her eyes and be like oh you bridgertons and your competitive spirit#and colin will be like we do like to win#(insert porn)#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton s3 spec#polin#also. I DON'T SEEM SO DELUSIONAL NOW DO I!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
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My prediction for October 19th is this. Dan and Phil holding small pride flags together, FOB and/or MCR playing in the background, and in sync they say, “no but seriously imagine it” before they turn to each other. They smile softly as they giggle together and then lean in until the moment their lips almost touch and the video abruptly ends. They never acknowledge it again and act confused when people bring it up afterwards. Effectively, they take the opportunity to gaslight the hell out of us
#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil#dan howell#dip and pip#dnp#daniel howell#im 98% sure nothing will happen but that 2% margin is too much for me#im being delusional ignore me#no but seriously imagine it haunts my dreams at this point#i honestly want it to happen just so we’ve moved on at this point#edit post prophecy day: i fucking called it gosh i love them they are so unserious and funny
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Are SS shippers aware that SP has no obligation to animate FILLER???
Like girl that shit isn't canon, SP is not ruining your ship, your ship is simply hanging on nothing but filler crumbs made up to get y'all to shut the fuck up and stop whining to Kishimoto OMFGGGGGG
Also, gotta love how little they understand Sasuke's character. Sasuke would never and has never been moved by Sakura's words per the entire manga. It's completely out of character for him to want to go back to the village that conspired and eventually staged the genocide of his people over a woman he doesn't even like, what happened to common sense?
#only SS shippers could make me defend FUCK ASS studio pierrot#anti sasusaku#anti ss#anti sakura haruno#sasusaku shippers being delusional
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I'm back pushing my terricky agenda onto you all- what do you know about them? what do you knOW about thEM?? anyway i love them with all my heart and here's my design notes on this -
so this is pre-betrayal. don't ask me the timeline, I may have the timeline but I'm not placing this anywhere First and foremost, on the left- it's not coloured and wont be because I'm lazy but Nicky is wearing Terry's purple sweater, and Terry is wearing a Glenn Close Trio shirt that Nicky has had for years at this point On one of Nicky's many necklaces is a guitar pick, one of the first ones Glenn gave him after he remembered both timelines. He turned it into a necklace to always keep on him, even when they fight and argue. Terry is wearing one of those tight-knit fishnet undershirts with an open chest (saw an image on Pinterest of it and went with it) with one of those sheer mesh cropped shirts over top. His big ass goth ass coat is lacking details again bc lazy but it definitely has a lot more pockets and buckles on it. And yes, Goth Terry is Canon to Me and he absolutely would do some really cool ass punk inspired makeup on Nicky or try out different trad goth makeup ideas on him for fun. Nicky, in turn, paints his nails. Typically they were always black, but occasionally they'd be red or purple or what have you if they felt a lil spicy. Terry also only wears upside down cross jewelry so that normal cross necklaces don't bother Nicky, because you know,,, demon
Also Nicky's tail is wrapped around Terry's leg because he's fruity I stand on the fact that Nicky crushed and fell first and Terry did not realize for a Very Long time because he's a fucking Dumbass and I love him for it
thank you for coming to my Ted (Terricky) Talk, I'll see you again another time when I crawl from the void
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dndads s1#terrick#terry jr#dndaddies#nicholas foster#nick close#i have so many thoughts#terricky#im a terrick girlie all the way#terrick is my favorite of all time they make me fucking ILL <33#terry jr stampler#Goth Terry#Goth terry jr#terry being goth is the realest thing around#just like terricky#they're friends to enemies to lovers your honor#well#friends (with feelings theyre just too dumb to realize) to enemies (though one is just his own enemy) to lovers (they can work through it)#but like same thing#these crazy kids can make it work#im delusional but it's okay they're amazing and I love them#i will spread my propaganda of them#i know people love nark but please give them a c h a n c e#pandarts
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ary scheffer / justus knetch / snake & ocelot
#guys is this anything…#bosselot#revolver ocelot#naked snake#mgs#myne#every time i thinknabout them i need to lie down.#ADDING TAGS ok wait i feel likei need to explain myself#of course this is actually dave and eli but the hp bars reading ‘naked snake’ and just ‘ocelot’ does say a lot of course#in this moment. this is adam. and of course being delusional with age and grief he sees john in dave#(exactly like eva…okay)#obviously this is not actually john. but big boss’s presence is everywhere. he’s a presence larger than life#he haunts the narrative in a way…#and he doesnt reunite with ocelot. but in this moment dave is channeling him. to ocelot he represents everything about john#ocelot has done evil fucked up shit to do what he needs to do. hes betrayed essentially everyone hes ever worked with except john#he is not trustworthy in the slightest. but john keeps him around. that’s ocelot. that’s adam. that’s his friend#thinking—what if ocelot had done things differently#stayed with john…chosen other methods…anything#and this is when he solidifies his plan into place. its what he’s chosen#and it was all for john. of course. but he cant change anything about it now#and of course they don’t truly parallel judas & jesus. but the similar visuals + this specific quote from this author do
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