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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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"Death lurks in damaged power lines." Gebrauchsgraphik 1951: Vol 22 #1. Hanns Lohrer, artist.

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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Ninja ‘Metal Gear Solid’ PlayStation

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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his name is orson welles because I watch his movies and go Well that was orsome

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How i feel

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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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notice how everyone who ever complained about "mumble rap" is being tortured by dark angels in the labyrinthine lower digestive tract of Hell right now

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Maria Denise Dessimoz, The Inevitable Anguish of Desire

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Japanese horror movie posters