#behold! an ask

[parisoonic]

can you draw some more medic and pauling...? I would love them just gossiping

have some doodles! Something something patient confidentiality....

[puppetmaster13u]

Throughout the years, Danny and Ra's get into fights. Unfortunately for Ra's, Danny's a biter. Unfortunately for Danny, biting immortals are never a good idea. Especially when your own DNA is beyond messed up

Imagine the look on Ra's face when they guy he likes fighting shows up with a baby in hand and says, "congratulations, you're a father"

Repeat it two more times because Danny just doesn't learn

Ohohoho, now this is quite fun. And this could be completely new children, or, this could be the three Al Ghul children. Which if it is? Is hilarious. And hey, Dusan even has Danny's white hair and green eyes!

But seriously I love this. Logically, Danny should learn to not bite, in fact? He knows how to fight, and can do so without biting. He's just also a petty little shit who will go feral when fighting this one asshole [insert relationship here].

Even more hilarious if Danny shows up throughout time too. And it's not like they exactly explain to anyone on the outside of their [insert relationship here], which definitely leads to so many misunderstandings and rumors.

Love the idea if this is even a semi-normal ghost thing. Just, usually the mixing of ecto is done on purpose, and not usually having to be worried about happening via blood. But Danny? Is a halfa, meaning that he is half human. And if he bit anyone else, it would probably have no effect, except for the fact that the human mouth carries quite a bit of bacteria and en ecto-contaminated one more so. So for anyone else, biting is an actual good option, but Ras? Also ecto-contaminated via Lazarus Pit.

Which is a different type of ectoplasm, like comparing saltwater to freshwater, but is still ectoplasm. If anyone else bit anyone else, it wouldn't happen. But no, Danny just has to have the habit of biting his immortal sparring asshole of a rival-buddy. And said buddy better be fine with co-parenting otherwise he's taking child support.

[jesuistrestriste]

see cause we have puppy art but why can't his girl be the puppy :( and she's just whining and gnawing on his shoulder while he works on a paper and he feels so so bad because he just can't help her right now but he wants too!! and the thought maybe makes him tear up because he just feels so bad he can't give his good little puppy what she wants :(

art wants to be a good owner, he really does..

..but you make it so damn difficult sometimes.

you’re a naughty, naughty girl as of late— so naughty, in fact, that art has had to buy you a special muzzle for when you can’t seem to keep your mouth to yourself.

it’s come in handy on numerous occasions; when you’re biting at his neck while he’s trying to work on his laptop, when you’re licking over the crotch of his pants and whimpering while he’s on the phone, etc. etc.

sometimes a corrective tap on the nose just isn’t enough to get the message across to your dumb little brain.

he understands that.

he goes easy on you most times.

he lets you have your needy fun until his preoccupation is wavering and then he gives in. it’s like clockwork— the way he crumbles for you. he kicks himself every time too, knowing that he’s reinforcing your bad behaviors.

he just can’t not when you’re looking up at him with those puppy-dog eyes and pouty bottom lip. goddamnit, you’re his most detrimental weak point.

but.. when he really does urgently need to focus, and the muzzle doesn’t stop you from bothering him, he will generally decide to drop everything and use the opportunity to establish some.. specific lessons..

you’re rutting against his leg? fine. he’s gonna make you strip down to your panties and force you to hump his thigh until you’re squirming and crying from overstimulation. creaming all over his quad like the desperate mutt you are.

you’re gnawing at his pants? so be it. he’ll lay you down all nice n pretty before he positions himself over your face, a hand holding either side of your head, and fucks your wet mouth until you’re choking for air. cooing down to you, “no more chewing— a-aah— ok, baby? hear me? can you hear me over the sound of you drooling on my cock?”

if you’re extra bad, he’ll bend you over his lap and spank you till you’re hot all over and dripping with arousal. he’ll kiss it better afterwards, telling you how he ‘doesn’t wanna be mean but still needs to be a proper trainer for you’.

“you’re still my good pup, i promise.. im sorry i have to be the bad guy sometimes, honey.. you forgive me, don’t you?” he says, sliding two fingers into your sopping pussy and curling them, hoping he can win back your affection.

please, god, don’t hate him. he genuinely couldn’t bear it.

he still needs you as much as you need him.

you give him purpose! and something to look forward to each day!

you make him a better man, no— a better person.

and you’re growing more and more well-behaved by the day..!

such a good girl.. and good girls get treats for being quick learners.

plenty and plenty of treats.

[demaparbat-hp]

Genderbend Zutara (maleKatara/femaleZuko)

make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss make them kiss

Is the spell working on you yet?

It worked

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Small thing, but I LOVE how Sonic's eyes are specifically toxic green without his inhibitors. Like it's a warning. He's poisoning himself, and rapidly.

Yesss yESSSSSSS YOU NOTICED YESSSSS!!!! Feeling a little deranged to finally have someone point it out YESSSSS Love the amount of chaos in him being unsettling and concern and a sign that somethings off. Shadow’s inhibitors aren’t designed specifically for him so while they help they don’t completely cut off the chaos so his eyes are duller but still green. and then with Tails’ design for his inhibitors his eyes dull completely, darker than they would’ve looked originally if he’d never come into contact with chaos energy.

I FELT VERY SILLY ABOUT THIS SO TO HAVE SOMEONE NOTICE AND POINT IT OUT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY THANKS

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Man I just love dressing crazy. Star-shaped eyeliner, jacket covered in bottle caps with smiley faces, bright pink glasses, piercings in my face. I thrive in the weird looks from strangers. I love being that person little kids think is a fairy and remember for years. I love giggling at myself while I make faces in the mirror.

To me, this is what it is to be punk. To make weird, messy art. To sing your crooked voice as loud as you can. To be the most beautiful ugly. To be that creature 8 year old you wrote stories about in their school notebooks. To be the greatest you you can be.

There is nobody on this Earth who can do you like you. So why not go out and be the best you the world's ever seen?

[spirkbitch]

i love that when you wonder where a fanfiction trope started, if you just guess Star Trek you’ll be right at least 90% of the time

[cry-ptidd]

I don’t just need to have intercourse with your Anderson art I need to FUCCKKK THAT MAANNNN

[thelilnan]

i got a comment from one of my patreon supporters about a Magnus Archives/Saw crossover, which got me thinking which characters would be aligned with which Fears?

so here's Amanda as Slaughter, Adam as the Web, and Lawrence as the Beholding

(more to come!)

[mcworm]

Martin "Not Lonely Anymore" 'cause he's got all these birds.

Significance pending

[pulgarcito-perro]

Drawing ice skating sounds like a pain in the ass and a half so I won’t request to see that but. I would really like to see you draw out Curly’s reaction to Jimmy genuinely taking him out after he thought that it wouldn’t happen

I truly appreciate the consideration! You're right, that stuff was a pain in the ass to draw. Ludicrous how hard it is to find good references for ice skating.

Anyways, here it is:

I'm sorry if the reaction part is unclear.

I sometimes forget you guys can't read my thoughts for what's happening and this might look like it's missing panels.

Basically it makes Curly happy and then horny.

Headcanons:

- Jimmy isn't good with romance. He basically just wants to make love to feel close.

- Curly wants romance in order to actually want to make love, hence his disappointment in the earlier date night post.

- Here we have a full circle moment.💞

[hellsitegenetics]

hi can i have the sequence to free bird please

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Closest match: Falcaria lacertinaria genome assembly, chromosome: 26 Common name: Scalloped hook-tip moth

[its-a-me-mango]

Question: Can Telly and Mr Puzzles eat/drink?

Ahha you fool you've unlocked my insane ramblings on how I think TV heads work, I apologise in advance. Obviously this is all just my interpretation of how they work but anyway, asking the important questions.

Ok so basically, no they can't, TV screens are kinda hard to eat/drink through so they just don't even try. (though obviously jokes are the exception, anything for the bit) They also likely don't have any organs (Telly definitely doesn't and Mr Puzzles probably doesn't have his anymore) so there's nothing there to process any food/drink they would consume, it would probably just rot in there and get their wires all nasty in reality lol.

HOWEVER, they'd still need to get energy from somewhere, and being made of TV parts and wires, they'd get their energy through electricity, specifically through charging! That's right these guys are some kind of battery powered!!!!!!!!!!

They'd both have charging cords coming out of their TV heads as shown!

It wouldn't be super obvious as they're the size of any normal plug and socket, and I do love the idea that they can just unplug it so they can give themselves a tail whenever they want lol.

They can charge from any outlet that's compatible with them, they kinda just sit around plugged in until they've had enough, they can't really over charge so if they stay plugged in all day, nothing happens. They do take up a lot of electricity, love the idea of Mr Puzzles charging up from anywhere other than his place and just encouraging Telly to do the same, stealing peoples electricity to cut back on bills sounds about right.

They'd prefer to charge overnight or while they're sleeping. I maintain that they don't really need to sleep in the same way humans do, but it gives their systems a break, plus it makes them charge up faster. For Puzzles it would also bring a sense of normality to him, maintaining his human habits grounds him somewhat, and Telly just copies whatever their dad does.

Obviously, running on electricity does still generate waste, but for them it would just be in the form of heat. They'd both constantly be emitting heat, and the more power they use up the hotter they get, it's only really on their TV's where you can feel the heat. They can overheat if they're not careful, which will power them down for a bit until they've cooled off, it doesn't damage them at all, it just makes them pass out for a while lol.

If either of them go without charging for too long, they'll "power down" and become motionless until they're charged back up again. They can't die from running out of charge but powering down still sucks, and of course they'd be relying on someone else to find them and plug them in to charge if they do run out of charge, which could take a long time, so it's a risk not worth taking. 

Anyway that's it, enjoy my rambling, I would LOVE to do a whole breakdown on Mr Puzzles, like some kind of biology book type thing with him but oh my god the work required for that. So take my insane ramblings for now, peace and love on planet earth everypony <3

[deerspherestudios]

Hello! This is my first ask to anyone,

I hope this isn't considered rude but I think Vida is really cool! And I noticed that when Vida got nervous their dog sorta tapped them on the shoulder/arm with their paw and it reminded me of a service dog ^^ and I wanted to know if that was the case, if not that's cool too then Vida just got a really cool dog

(btw I love this game so much I talk about it all the time) 💚

I didn't want it to be too on the nose but that was actually my intent!!

I tried my best to do research on the matter since I didn't wanna misrepresent both Vida/Alma as a person who needs a service animal and Laika as a service dog herself, so I decided to leave it up to interpretation since I wasn't confident if I could do it correctly.

Personal interpretation below but you can imagine their relationship however you'd like!

But if you'd like to have a different interpretation I highly welcome it!

In my head Laika is an ex-service dog, who happens to get adopted by Vida. While not strictly on duty (meaning people can interact freely with Laika and Vida doesn't mind) she's often accompanying Vida since it helps them a lot when it comes to regulating emotions.

So while Laika wasn't assigned to Vida (is that how it works? /genq) it helps that she's trained to pick up on signs and respond appropriately. I don't know if that's a possible scenario but I just think it's sweet if Vida got lucky with their dog. Like a friend over functionality thing.

[hemi-demi]

i love ur last dragon jon (i love all of them) but its also hilarious to me that martin is described as "getting worked up over nothing /horny" when jon is literally naked and posing. jon fully naked, pussy out, legs up in the air, stroking his tail, looking seductively at martin: "hilarious that it takes so little to get him in the mood". well! is it "nothing" jon. is it really. i would love to see what he thinks is "a lot"

This is killing me, omg /pos

To be absolutely fair to Jon, they do not see lack of clothing as inherently sexual, so this is very much a "I can't believe it takes this little for you" to them. Both in an ace way, and a "dragons don't wear clothes, so why is this special?" way.

Usually will take direct action to get them to react similarly, and with how dragon mating behavior is, that might look a lot more bitey and/or scratchy than normal flirting.

[cosmicwhoreo]

Whenever Gold has to leave his workshop for business that can't be conducted via drones or in the comfort of his own home, he usually just throws on a cloak.

His "business deal" stuff usually involves him scuttling to the shadiest parts of Earthbread and either making bank or making an example of an ex-customer. Which is why his physical appearances are few and far in-between. So, he tends to put on, say... a "show" for when he does bother to leave home and why there are so many crazy rumors about him.

Yeah, Gold doesn't like leaving his workshop or places of work if he can help it...