#behind the scenes;shitpost

[cherries-x-cigarettes]

skrunkly electro archon uvu

[vildo]

Okay, let’s try that again, but make it gayer

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

Now where'd his ass go 🤦🏻‍♂️

[joyceyayo]

Community behind the scenes shitpost

[pesky--dust]

Ngl, I somewhat love these three "headlines" alongside photos of Hannibal and Will because Freddie clearly knows what she is doing.

THE PSYCHOTIC LEADING THE UNSTABLE

IT TAKES ONE TO CATCH ONE - Insane fiend consulted in mass murders by agent he tried to kill

FBI IN BED WITH THE DEVIL - desperation leads to partnership with cannibalistic killer

How many people read only headlines, online or even in shops browsing newspapers while waiting in the queue? And what do these headlines give us? Hannibal and Will are working together and FBI is in bed with the devil. "Be in bed with" is slang for having connections with a person or organization but the literal meaning when paired with Hannibal and Will's photos? When on top of that Freddie called them "murder husbands" before?

You know what people will gather from this.

Good job, queen.

[rudhirared]

(Okay, I'm sharing that here too)

Happy Birthday, Seikca (@seikcadaikea)! ✨

[shopwitchvamp]

me after using up two dozen spoons i don't even have

[victusinveritas]

How Lady Jessica will show up in Children of Dune.

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

I dont know why Michael Emerson just sorta laying there during the BTS footage is so funny to me but it is, like he doesnt even have fake blood on his head, he looks like hes taking a very uncomfortable nap

[cephalog0d]

Okay, but like. There's the whole joke about Bruce recruiting children to be his sidekicks, but honestly there's only really one that fits that.

And it's Jason. And the whole story there is, frankly, unhinged. Aaaaand then he died.

(I'm specifically talking about "first post-crisis origin stories" here because Jason and Dick, in particular, have both had multiple major retcons and revisions over the years, and some of them dramatically change how things happened.)

Like okay. Going backwards, you've got Duke who joined/led a whole Robin-based gang at a time when Bruce wasn't even Batman. You've got Damian and Cass, who were both literally born into the world of masks and capes and heroes and villains, so they weren't ever really not going to be part of it. Steph might have taken inspiration from previous heroes but she made her own identity and repeatedly refused to stop involving herself in the vigilante lifestyle. Tim, obviously, basically strong-armed Batman into letting him be Robin, despite Batman's protests.

Dick's a little more complicated just because there's so many versions, because that's what 80 years of comics and multiple universe reboots will do, and there's kind of a general trend that earlier pre-crisis versions were more of Batman being like "hello, child, would you like to be my sidekick" and later versions have leaned harder and harder into the idea that Dick was absolutely going to do this anyway, regardless of what Batman had to say about it. But even in the first post-crisis version, the flashback in Batman Year 3, Dick says he wants to find a way to keep people like that from hurting others again. When Alfred questions Bruce's offer to train him, Bruce says that Dick should learn to do things the right way if he's going to do it. It's not hard to extrapolate that, much like later versions of the origin story, Dick was going to get himself into this one way or another. (Batman (1940) #437)

And then there's Jason. Whose backstory has also had a lot of (sometimes major) revisions over the years (remember when his adoption was, like, some kind of Joker-originated long con? Fucken Nu52, man). But the original post-crisis version is pretty straightforward. Steals Batman's tires, gets caught and sent to Ma Gunn's Secret Criminal School, intervenes when Batman goes to investigate, immediately gets offered the chance to be Robin based entirely on that.

Which is itself kind of unhinged. That Bruce saw this kid who was living on his own stealing tires and went "Hey you would make a good Robin" as his very first instinct.

But if you've never read Jason's post-crisis origin, or it's been a while, it's honestly even more unhinged than that because that arc starts with Dick getting "fired" as Robin specifically for the reason that he got shot by Joker and Bruce freaked out about how the Robin identity has too many enemies and therefore Dick, a legal adult with approximately a decade of training and experience, should not use the identity anymore.

(And it's specifically about the Robin identity, in this version, because when Dick says he's not going to stop the crime fighting thing Bruce's response is basically "I know and I didn't expect you to". Honestly I could also say a lot about this version of the Robin/Nightwing transition vs. later ones and how this one definitely feels like the Heavy Hand of DC Editorial in the fact that they had no contact for so long afterwards, because the interaction really doesn't feel like it warrants that in this case compared to some later versions, but that's a whole other too-long ramble.) (Batman (1940) #408)

And then a few weeks later Bruce turns around and picks up a random kid, a literal child, and goes "Hey you would make a good Robin!"

And I think a lot about how fucking wild that is. And it's not like the people writing just didn't notice. Dick's big argument with Bruce when he finally comes back to Gotham and meets Jason isn't about the fact that Bruce took in another kid, or even necessarily about Dick feeling proprietary over the Robin identity, the thing he's angry about is that Bruce said it was too dangerous for him, an adult, someone who has trained with Batman for a decade and was already highly physically trained before that for his whole life, to be Robin, and now Bruce has turned around and painted that target onto some random new kid. He pushes, repeatedly, trying to get Bruce to justify himself and this absolutely irresponsible decision, and Bruce gives a lot of answers about how Jason was on a bad path and needed this outlet and eventually just admits that he missed having a partner. (Batman (1940) #416)

And like. Dick's right, is the thing. He is 1000% in the right in this argument. If he can't be Robin anymore because of the danger, how in the hell is it anything like a good idea to hand it over to someone way younger, way less trained, way less experienced, and expect that that wouldn't end in tragedy?

And then it did.

And yeah, Bruce, it is kinda a lot of your fault.

[great-preacher]

can we talk about how damn silly and cute they are behind the scenes?

[lord-aldhelm]

This man has been through hell...

@whitedarkmoonflower @foxyanon @thenameswinter99

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

Hard day on the job

[joyceyayo]

Community behind the scenes shitpost (pt. 2)

[an-albino-pinetree]

Boy I sure do hope I can pull off this whole au thing

[kozachenko]

Feeling rather contrarian today :)

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