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BEETLEJUICE X GN READER <3
⫸Strange but Sweet⫷
(Ps! This is my first ever fanfic :3 I hope you like it <3)
You hadn’t expected much when you summoned Beetlejuice. It was supposed to be just a bit of fun—test out that book of the dead you found, maybe meet a ghost or two. But Beetlejuice was… different. Sure, he was crude, a bit wild, but something about that messy green hair and the constant barrage of jokes had pulled you in.
The first time he appeared, you jumped in surprise as he erupted from the ground in a cloud of purple smoke. His mismatched eyes found yours instantly, and he grinned that sharp, toothy grin.
"Well, well, well. Didn’t think someone as cute as you would be calling me up. You lonely, handsome?"
You blushed, feeling your stomach flip. "I, uh, just wanted to see if the spell worked."
"Oh, it worked, babe." He sauntered closer, his striped suit making him stand out in the gloomy room. His fingers were quick to curl around your wrist, his touch surprisingly warm. "And lucky for you, you got me! The Ghost with the Most."
You rolled your eyes but couldn’t help smiling. Beetlejuice had a way of worming into your good graces. He was always loud and obnoxious, but it was almost… endearing. He never failed to make you laugh, even when you were trying your best not to.
As the weeks went by, Beetlejuice became a frequent visitor to your home. You’d be making coffee, and he’d pop out of your fridge with a cheesy one-liner. You’d be reading, and suddenly he’d be sprawled across your couch, complaining about how boring the afterlife was.
Yet, despite his chaotic energy, you found yourself growing attached to him. Maybe it was the way his eyes softened when he thought you weren’t looking. Or maybe it was how he’d stop mid-rant about the afterlife to check in on you, asking if you were doing okay with a surprising gentleness in his voice.
One night, you were lying on your bed, staring up at the ceiling, when Beetlejuice appeared beside you in a puff of smoke. He grinned lazily and flopped down next to you.
"What’s got you all broody, huh?" he asked, his head propped up on one arm.
You shrugged, glancing over at him. "Just thinking."
He wriggled closer until his side pressed against yours, his chaotic energy suddenly muted. "Thinking about me?" He smirked, but there was something softer underneath it.
"Maybe," you admitted, feeling your heart race at how close he was.
Beetlejuice’s grin widened, but his hand found yours, and he squeezed lightly. "You know, for a guy who’s still alive, you’re pretty dead set on having me around."
You rolled your eyes, but a smile tugged at your lips. "Maybe I like you, Beetlejuice."
He blinked, clearly taken aback. For a second, you thought you might’ve gone too far, but then he let out a soft laugh, his eyes crinkling at the edges.
"Well, babe," he said, leaning in until his nose was practically brushing yours, "I guess it’s a good thing I like you too."
And before you could say anything else, Beetlejuice closed the gap between you, his lips warm and surprisingly soft against yours. It wasn’t what you expected—there was no roughness, no teasing. Just him, pouring everything into the kiss with a sincerity that you hadn’t seen from him before.
When he pulled back, his eyes were shining, and for once, he seemed at a loss for words.
"That… wasn’t so bad," he finally muttered, trying to play it cool, but you could see the warmth in his gaze.
You chuckled, your heart light as you leaned in for another kiss. "Not bad at all."
From that moment on, Beetlejuice became more than just a mischievous ghost. He was your mischievous ghost, and though life with him was chaotic and strange, it was also sweet in a way you never expected.
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice broadway#beetlejuice musical#beetlejuice 2#beetlegeuse#beetlejuice x gn reader#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x fem reader
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I recently discovered an old beetlejuice au of mine and bc i'm kinda bored i'm gonna explain it here :>
(^ my friend made this for me cuz i couldn't draw for shit back then but these are the old design. I dunno if i should change them or keep them this way so y'all can decide)
The au starts with a bored reader that who decides to summon their friend Beetlejuice (Alex) but instead of just him showing up 2 others that look just like him but slightly different appear too. The other two explain that they come from another universe and aren't supposed to be there. Reader helps them find a way back to their old universe. Because it's so confusing for all of you that they're all called beetlejuice you give them the names Justin, Will and Alex. As the story progresses reader develops a crush on all of them but doesn't tell them untill Will and Justin find a way back. When reader told them they confessed that they all felt the same way. Both of them decide to stay for a little longer before finally returning to their own universes. They do visit you and Alex often tho
Characters:
Will
He might be tired 24/7 but that doesn't mean he can't cause trouble. He is the tamest one of the three tho. Switch but bottom most of the time. The second tallest off all of you, he's about 6ft :3 Often picks either you or Alex up to cuddle with. He doesn't do it with Justin cuz when he tried Justin freaked out and bitch slapped him across the face.
Alex
This motherfucker never sleeps. The chaotic gremlin of the bunch. Justin constantly teases him because he's so short (5ft 7 inches) will absolutely adores the fact that he's so small tho. Defenetly a top but wouldn't mind being bottom. He's clingy as fuck and loves it when Will picks him up. He either hangs on the side of the bed or lays on top of one of you if he does sleep (so not often)
Justin
The only one Reader trusts to use a stove. This guy is tall as hell about 6'4. Switch but tops alot. Always reminds everyone of the stuff they need to do. Him and Alex always prank everyone that steps foot in the house. Wine aunt vibes at first but turns out to be more of a cool older cousin. Know all the drama around everyone. I mean this guy lives for drama me too dude
Reader
Is like a babysitter to them. They love them but for the love of god give this dude a break. Second shortest coming in at about 5'10. Preffers being a bottom but love seeing Alex and Will melt under them. Talks about how much they love Alex, Will and Justin but that they're so exausting sometimes to Lydia and the Maitlands. Touch starved me too
That's all for now ^w^ i think i might write a short fic on this au
#justin collette#justinjuice#alex brightman#brightjuice#will blum#blumjuice#beetleblum#beetlejuice au#beetlejuice the musical#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice x gn!reader#beetlejuice x m!reader#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x gender neutral reader
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Okay, okay, okay— a Burlesque-Style!M!Reader and a totally smitten Beetlejuice. Like, they’re lovers that met when he was alive and they meet again in the afterlife. Yeah.
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Asks are open! Requests are open for Beetlejuice fics!
Rules:
🪲 Oneshots, Imagines, Drabbles and Blurbs
🧃 For Fem, Male or GN readers
🪲 Will write 18+ but it will be on Ao3 and link will be posted here
🧃 Fluff or angst suitable for 16+ will be posted here
🪲 I will only write for the 1988/2024 Beetlejuice. NOT the musical version. If you ask for the musical version I will ignore your request.
🧃 Added information in request are helpful; when do you want it set, where, cannon or new au, how old is reader POV [not needed but helpful from a writing stand point].
🪲 I WILL NOT write smut requests for those who do not have age in bio. Nor will I write about fetishes that include the non-usual bodily fluids that comes from smut. I do not want to say it so hopefully you get the idea.
🧃 Requests may be submitted but please do not expect it to be fulfilled; I have a life outside of my creative writing and though I'd love to dedicate all my time to it, it's not possible. It may also be a case that I've either written an idea that's the same [in that case I'd link the similar story if it's a near exact match] or I may not be comfortable with the Request. I hope you understand.
🪲You may dm me to chat if you have a request but would like some specifics in it but please don't expect me to commit to an idea. I can and will deny requests if I don't feel capable or comfortable with them.
#beetlejuice film#beetlejuice fanfic#beetlejuice the movie#tim burton universe#beetlejuice movie#beetlejuice au#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice hurt/comfort#beetlejuice imagine#micheal keaton#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 1988#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice x fem reader#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x gn reader#beetlebabes#beetlejuice posting
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Nik's Magical Masterlist
Welcome lost souls! Somehow you ended up on my blog! I'm so very sorry it's not someone better at writing, but if you're bored and in need of a good laugh or cringe over what I write then feel free to come here and check out what I have in store!
Damn! You could even reqeust something, but ONLY when the light is green, kay? <3
Of course there will be rules, because boundaries are important, remember <3
(Art of the kitty cat made by Dillon Samuelson)
Rules
Characters that I write for:
+Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)
(Art on the left - remade by someone unkown, original artist also unkown)
!.Feel the sun again - Astarion x Male Reader - 25.05
+Killian Jones (Once Upon A Time)
One shots:
!. Hook's curse - Killian Jones x male reader 20.05
!. Golden days - Killian Jones x male reader - 24.05
!. Heated rivalry - NSFW - Killian Jones x Male Reader -27.05
!. A bit of sun won't hurt - Killian Jones x Male Reader- 31.05
!. I love you in any state - Killian Jones x Male Reader - 03.06
!. Where's my reward? - Killian Jones x Male Reader - 07.06
+Lucifer (Obey Me! Shall We Date?)
(Art of Lucifer on the right middle is the official art from the game!)
One shots:
!. Little lamb, little lamb - Lucifer x gn reader - 20.05
!. It's just hair - Lucifer x platonic male reader - 27.05
+Namor (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)
!.AT THE MOMENT THIS SHELF IS EMPTY, SORRY :C
+Dream of the Endless (The Sandman)
Story:
!. Lost and Found - Morpheus x male reader (Ended)
+Papa Emeritus IV (From the band Ghost)
!.AT THE MOMENT THIS SHELF IS EMPTY, SORRY :C
+Moon Knight ( Moon Kight)
!.AT THE MOMENT THIS SHELF IS EMPTY, SORRY :C
+Baron Helmut Zemo (CA:CW, FATWS)
One shots:
!. Be okay, be alright - Baron Zemo x Male Reader - 10.06
!. "I love you" is not enough - Baron Zemo x Male Reader - 14.06
!. Rota - Baron Zemo x Male Reader - 17.06
!. Teach me - Baron Zemo x Male Reader - 21.06
!. Treacherous waters - coming out - 24.06
+Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice The Musical)
!.AT THE MOMENT THIS SHELF IS EMPTY, SORRY :C
+The Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)
!.For me? For you. - The Cat King x GN Reader - 22.05
!. Oel ngati kameie, Nga Yawne Lu Oer (I see you, I love you) - The Cat King x Male Reader - 30.05
↳ Part 2 - The Cat King x Male Reader - 31.05
!. Fleabag and a Dirty Mutt - The Cat King x Dog King!Male Reader - 03.05
#dream of the endless x male reader#dream of the endless x you#morpheus x male reader#the sandman x male reader#the sandman x you#morpheus x you#astarion x male reader#astarion x you#killian jones x male reader#killian jones x you#om lucifer#obey me lucifer#om lucifer x male reader#om lucifer x you#obey me lucifer x male reader#cat king x male reader#cat king x you#moon knight x male reader#moon knight x you#namor x male reader#namor x you#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x you#papa emeritus iv x male reader#papa emeritus iv x you#baron zemo x male reader#baron zemo x you#zemo x male reader#zemo x you
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Lydia: Are you sure this is a good idea? Dating someone who used to be dead?
Astrid: Don't worry, they're nothing like Beet- , I mean, him. But they are having a difficult time adjusting, which makes them a little-
A faint screaming is heard in the distance, followed by a loud thud.
Astrid (sighs): Clumsy.
They follow the sound to find Y/n at the bottom of the stairs.
Y/n: I forgot how much pain hurts.
Astrid hands them the Handbook For The Recently Resurrected
Astrid (chuckles): You might want to read more of this, babe.
#beetlejuice 2#astrid deetz x reader#astrid deetz#beetlejuice beetlejuice#jenna ortega x reader#jenna ortega#astrid deetz x male reader#jenna ortega x m!reader#x reader#x male reader#tim burton#undead reader#jenna ortega x you#jenna ortega x male reader#jenna marie ortega
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Astrid and Lydia get cornered by Sandworms…
Astrid: Y/N-Juice! Y/N-Juice! Y/N-Juice!
Y/N-Juice appears…
Y/N: hey there. Holy s—t! Sandworms?! Yeah I got this.
Y/N takes out two big riding hooks…
Y/N: long live the fighters!
Y/N jumps onto the back of a Sandworm and guides it to fight another…
Y/N: now’s your chance, babe! Go!!
Astrid: thank you!
Astrid and Lydia take the opportunity to run…
Lydia: babe?
Astrid: long story
#beetlejuice#astrid deetz#beetlejuice beetlejuice#lydia deetz#jenna ortega#wynona ryder#Tim Burton#Astrid deetz x male reader#astrid deetz x reader#jenna ortega x reader
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DISCO.
jeremy (arthur conti) x fem! reader.
author's note and warnings: i decided that jeremy in this fanfic ( maybe in the future fanfics i will make) will not be a ghost!!! PLEASE if u like this and want more pls repost and support <3
“Cause there's nothing like it not like the way you move”
It was a Thursday night, and the autumn chill seemed to have no end. The orange, green and purple lights of the neighborhood flickered, casting an intermittent glow on the worn sidewalk. You were riding your worn bike to your boyfriend's house, wearing a sweater to keep warm so you wouldn't get sick on it. You stopped in front of the white door and settled into your costume and your fist let play a tune you were familiar with.
“hey”
His gaze seemed to slowly drift down your body, examining the clothes you were wearing.
The boy with the brown curls said. Your boyfriend, Jeremy.
“You look…amazing”
You felt your cheeks burn from his flattery. He could still make you feel nervous with his words or looks.
“And you look handsome in your cowboy costume, jey”
You walked into the house and could feel the ambiance of the familiar place. It seemed as if time had stopped inside those walls, and the atmosphere, with the mix of yellow light and the smell of candles, had an air of tranquility, almost as if you were inside a pumpkin cinnamon cookie. Jeremy took your hand and they climbed up the stairs to his room filled with posters, halloween decorations and indie music playing in the background.
Halloween was in both of your plans as a date where you two would eat candy until y'all burst and possibly watch movie marathons.
Between the laughter, unfinished words because of the candy being shoved into both of your mouths and the sound of UNO's cards being exchanged, a moving and happy melody began to play for the whole ambiance but you both loved that kind of songs
“Oh! I love this song. Come on, let's dance.”
The brown guy grabbed your palm and started singing while you laughed nervously for not knowing what to do.
“Take a picture before this song is over, love”
You quickly went for your polaroid camera and came back to continue watching Jeremy wiggle like a happy worm. You called out to him and he grabbed his last piece of candy to pose for the picture, the flash attacked both of your faces but a smile was on your face.
“We look amazing, jey!”
i know its september but i loved beetlejuice beetlejuice and jeremy sooooooooo 😁
#reading#fanfic#arthur conti#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2#arthur stanley conti#jeremy beetlejuice#beetlejuice fanart#beetlejuice movie#delia deetz#lydia deetz#beetlejuice#male x reader#tumblr#blog#writers on tumblr#artists on tumblr#fanfiction#tim burton#fanfics#arthur conti jeremy#never trust a man who read dostoyevski#jeremy frazier#jeremy frazier x reader#jeremy x reader#arthur conti x reader
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Multifandom x Reader Masterlist and Socials! (both sfw and nsfw)
instagram: PrinceThomas_ART, Main Tumblr: Princethomas-art, Ao3(nsfw): PrettyboyPistol, writing tag: Prettyboypistol
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/princethomasart
BEETLEJUICE
First Confession! (GN!Reader)
PART 1- First Meet (M!Reader)
PART 2- Unleashing the Juice (M!Reader)
LORD OF THE RINGS
Masterlist Here!
TEAM FORTRESS 2
Masterlist Here!
STAR TREK
TNG- Reacting to You Confessing! (M!Reader)
TNG- Accidental Kisses! (M!Reader)
BOBBLE (Tinkerbell Movies)
Meet Cute! (Teasing!M!Reader)
CAPTAIN HOOK
Meeting to Relationship (M!Reader)
STARDEW VALLEY
Bachelor Relationship Headcanons (M!Reader)
MOB PSYCHO 100
Reigen/M!Reader First Date
OVERWATCH
Junkrat+Roadhog Getting Head(GN!Reader) nsfw
Zenyatta Relationship Headcanons nsfw
#tf2 x reader#team fortress 2#fanfiction#tf2#x male reader#captain hook x reader#reigen arataka x reader#junkrat x reader#roadhog x reader#stardew valley x reader#star trek x reader#prettyboy pistol#lord of the rings#lotr x reader#bobble x reader#bobble#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice
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could you perchance do moviejuice cuddling hcs his tummy just looks so like nice to hug ahhhhh!!!!! -🦭 pls and thank u!! keep up the good work pookie :]
Awh yes the dad bod:3🕸️
;; thank you for requesting love ¦🕸️
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So at first he wasn't used to get any sort of touch
Yet slowly, he warmed up to your touch!
It started small, holding hands, resting on his shoulder
Or anything like that
And it slowly became a hug, a soft warm hugs
He would usually lay down when you cuddle him, head on his chest as he carcasses your hair or back
Sometimes it's the opposite - you lay down when he's the one snuggling: don't get used to it tho, it's like a thing he would rarely do, just to.. Not look so soft
I mean, he has an opinion to keep on
Usually cuddling under blankets, while watching TV
Ending up sleeping together, period
#beetlejuice#musical theatre#beetlejuice headcanon#beetlejuice x reader#headcanon#x reader#musicaljuice#female reader#Anon#anon ask#Male reader
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Stick around
Beetlejuice x reader
(For male, female, gender neutrals, and mostly anyone!)
“Man, I need some excitement around here. Things are deader than usual.”
Just as he was about to drift off into another bout of self-pity, the air in his run-down abode shifted. A faint chill ran up his spine — something he didn’t feel often. There was someone nearby, and not just any someone. Another ghost.
“Who dares enter the lair of the great and terrible Beetlejuice?” he called out, grinning mischievously, his voice dripping with theatrical bravado. “Prepare yourself for—”
Before he could finish, you stepped out from the shadows, your form shimmering with an ethereal glow. You were a fellow ghost, though unlike Beetlejuice, you carried an aura of calm confidence. Your eyes locked with his, and for a brief second, Beetlejuice felt something strange — a flutter in his non-beating heart.
“Oh, uh, hey there,” Beetlejuice stammered, trying to regain his usual swagger. “Didn’t expect to see another ghost like you around here. Most of ‘em steer clear of the ol’ Bio-Exorcist.”
You smirked, crossing your arms. “I’m not most ghosts.”
Beetlejuice blinked, then his grin returned, wider this time. “Ohoho, I like that! Bold. Mysterious. I could get used to you, pal.”
You took a few steps closer, your eyes never leaving his. “I’ve heard about you. The chaos you cause. But I’m not here to stop you.”
Beetlejuice arched an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? Then what are you here for? Because, uh, I gotta say, you’re easy on the eyes for a dead guy.”
You chuckled softly, your voice smooth like a soft breeze in a haunted house. “I’m here because I’m intrigued by you. All the stories, the madness, the fun. It’s rare to meet someone who enjoys the afterlife as much as you seem to.”
Beetlejuice’s grin turned sly, and he leaned back against the wall, crossing his legs. “Well, well, looks like I’ve got myself a fan. So, what’s your deal, handsome? You looking to join the fun? Cause I could show you a real good time in the Neitherworld.”
Your gaze softened, and Beetlejuice felt that flutter again — this time stronger. There was something different about you, something that made him feel… less alone. You weren’t just another ghost passing through his world. You were someone who got him, who wasn’t repelled by his antics.
“I’m thinking I could stick around,” you said, a hint of a smile tugging at your lips. “See what kind of trouble we could get into together.”
Beetlejuice’s heart, though long since dead, gave a metaphorical leap. He shot up from the couch, his grin turning downright devilish. “You, me, causing chaos? Now that’s a match made in the Neitherworld! You’re gonna love it here, babe. Stick with me, and we’ll haunt this place in ways they’ve never seen before.”
Without a second thought, you reached out, your hand brushing against his. Beetlejuice’s smirk faltered for just a moment as he felt a jolt of something he hadn’t felt in… well, ever. But being Beetlejuice, he quickly masked it with his usual bravado.
“Come on, handsome. Let’s paint this place dead… in style.”
As you both vanished into the shadows of the Neitherworld, ready to unleash a storm of fun and chaos, Beetlejuice couldn’t help but glance at you from the corner of his eye. For the first time in what felt like an eternity, he wasn’t just looking for a quick laugh or a scare.
He was looking forward to seeing where this haunting partnership would lead.
#beetlejuice#alex brightman#beetlejuice broadway#beetlegeuse#beetlejuice musical#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice x fem reader#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x gn reader#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice cartoon#beetlejuice movie#bee
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A few musical!beetlejuice x male reader hc ^^ (+ nsft hc ;3)
-defenetly little spoon but doesn't mind being big spoon
-he doesn't know how to comfort people so he just brings you random stuff like stuffed animals, food, stimtoys and blankets
-Beeltejuice doesn't understand the concept of personal space and just follows you around like a lost puppy and randomly clings to you
-even more clingy when he's tired and just keeps muttering "i love you" while shoving his face in the crook of your neck
-Loves it when you rant to him about stuff you like
-absolutely adores nicknames
-can't spell for shit and uses emoticons like ;3 >:3 >:) :p ^.^ and :^ in every message
-you, him and Lydia do the most random shit at 3 am. One time you guys almost lit the house on fire while lighting fireworks off inside
-you tried playing dnd with him and the others (Barbara, Adam and Lydia) once but he just tried to seduce every character he came across Adam's character too and secretly ate all the dice
-just appears out of no where randomly and scared the crap out of you
Nsft ;)
-gives the best blow jobs they don't call him Bj for nothing
-love edging you till you beg him to let you cum
-slaps your ass or thigh if you don't use your words properly
-often checks in on you and asks if you're okay
-he doesn't care if other people are in the house he will still fuck you till you scream his name
-knows all of your kinks (even the ones you don't know about)
That's all for now :> (Sorry if i made any spelling errors english isn't my first language)
Requests are welcome!! (no fem reader tho sorry:[)
#beetlejuice broadway#beetlegeuse#beetlejuice x reader#beetlejuice x male reader#beetlejuice x m!reader#musicaljuice x m!reader#musicaljuice x male reader#touchstarved beetlejuice#nsft#nsft headcanons#nsft beetlejuice x reader#neurodivergent#beetlejuice x neurodivergent reader#beetlejuice x male neurodivergent reader
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The whole being dead thing
(MUSICAL) BEETLEJUICE X GN! PLUS SIZE! MORTICIAN! READER
Beej being really into the readers body, fat4fat bitches rise up. Beetlejuice is a tummy guy.
+nsfw
- Death was something you were well acquainted with. Working with the dead like it was second nature.
- and to you it was, underneath florescent lights and protective gear you felt at home.
- you'd had run-ins with the recently deceased, it wasn't uncommon, in fact a representative of the underworld had given you a couple dozen copies of 'handbook for recently deceased'.
- ghosts were just a part of your job, so when Beetlejuice showed up you didn't think too much of it.
- until he stayed around.
"So why exactly do you stay here with me?" You ask, hands busy gently applying a layer of foundation on an older woman's face. Beetlejuice hums.
"I just like the vibe."
- one night after a particularly rough day (even as a seasoned mortician some things can still get to you.) you smoked a joint in the car before you left the parking lot.
-irresponsible? 100%, but you don't do it often, so Beetlejuice is high-key surprised.
- you're his favorite breather, so of course you smoke weed! And also a lil worried, but he's not exactly sure why yet.
- you end up falling asleep in the car and when you wake up you're leaning on him, he's just kinda looking at you with wide unblinking eyes.
- like a cat focusing on prey?? But y'know kinda lovingly .
- acts differently from that point
- he stops staying there for the 'vibe' he starts saying he just wants to hangout.
- outside of being at the funeral home.
- at YOUR house.
- he still came and went while you worked.
- one night you spark up maybe a little too much, and are just a bit too touchy, and- ah shit he's hard.
- you kiss him; he tries sobering you up. You think he's mad at you. You fucked up.
- you wake up the next morning and Beej checks up on you, and you apologize like crazy and low-key confess.
- he kisses you this time and you reciprocate. And soon his hands are wandering all over your body, and he finds your belly and it's soft and squishy and he can grab at it and and and-
-he short circuits, he can't produce new blood you assume so when it goes to his dick he def gets light headed.
- lets out just this fucking noise from deep in his throat, he's so turned on man.
- you grind on him and he almost cums in his pants 🤩.
- your hands find his body, and you run your hands across his folds and just hold his love handles
- you fuck so hard that night you genuinely have to call of work because you can't walk.
- if you're trans masc he sucks T dick like a binki btw! Runs his tongue over the tip and slurps it down with the filthiest fucking noises, literally bobbing his head up and down, moaning when you pull his hair.
- T shots are followed by head, he can't go without it.
- trans femmes he sucks girl cock like it's his fucking job, will literally only come up to call you a good girl and finger you :3!
- what I'm trying to say is he's super good at giving head, and it's mostly bc he doesn't need to breathe, so he could go until your legs shake and you're crying 🩷.
- also takes it up the ass like a fucking CHAMP, whining for it and his voice literally cracking. (Oh God if you're teasing him, don't get me started, "you take my strap/cock so good pretty boy." "MORE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!")
- he pulls hair, scratches and bites, no you can't convince me otherwise.
-it sparks up... Interesting conflicts in your brain. "It's... not necrophilia, right? Technically??? You're dead, but not like... Dead dead, I can talk to you, and you can consent?"
- he's soft for you.
- but also you'll probably need to wrangle him into the bath.
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INFORMATION
Requests are currently closed! There's quite a lot on my shoulders at the moment, mostly private matters, that's why I have to close them! I'm currently working on the requests that I've already got and I promise to get done with them soon with all the same love and attention my other work has got from me!
I'm not sure when I'll open the requests back up, hopefully it will be in a week or so, sadly I can't see the future, so I'm not sure :( Sorry that I have to leave you like that for some time, but I can promise you some new ideas that I have in my notes!
Love ya, crazy people! 🫶
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Astrid walks up into the attic to find Y/n slumped in a chair with a book in hand. She sits next to them.
Astrid: So how do you feel now that you're alive again?
Y/n: Good, I think. I just need to finish reading this. It's supposed to make the transition easier.
They groan as they hold up the Handbook For The Recently Reserected.
Y/n: And I thought the Recently Deceased edition was a difficult read.
Astrid: At least my mother found a loophole, so you're alive and I get to keep my soul. And we don't have to get married... Yet.
Y/n: What?
Astrid: What?
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Astrid: yes mom. (Y/N) and I landed in Jamaica. We’re fine. I’ll talk to you in a few days. Love you too.
Astrid hangs up as Y/N-Juice, the resurrected son of Beetlejuice, runs up excitedly….
Y/N: baby! They have these amazing drinks called mock tails!
Astrid: you are so impressed by everything
Y/N: I am alive now. This is all new for me. Glad I get to have these experiences with you
Astrid kisses them softly…
Astrid: glad I get to experience them with you too.
For @multi-fandom-enjoyer
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