#beetlejuice x transmasc reader

[writing-for-the-gays]

The whole being dead thing

(MUSICAL) BEETLEJUICE X GN! PLUS SIZE! MORTICIAN! READER

Beej being really into the readers body, fat4fat bitches rise up. Beetlejuice is a tummy guy.

+nsfw

- Death was something you were well acquainted with. Working with the dead like it was second nature.

- and to you it was, underneath florescent lights and protective gear you felt at home.

- you'd had run-ins with the recently deceased, it wasn't uncommon, in fact a representative of the underworld had given you a couple dozen copies of 'handbook for recently deceased'.

- ghosts were just a part of your job, so when Beetlejuice showed up you didn't think too much of it.

- until he stayed around.

"So why exactly do you stay here with me?" You ask, hands busy gently applying a layer of foundation on an older woman's face. Beetlejuice hums.

"I just like the vibe."

- one night after a particularly rough day (even as a seasoned mortician some things can still get to you.) you smoked a joint in the car before you left the parking lot.

-irresponsible? 100%, but you don't do it often, so Beetlejuice is high-key surprised.

- you're his favorite breather, so of course you smoke weed! And also a lil worried, but he's not exactly sure why yet.

- you end up falling asleep in the car and when you wake up you're leaning on him, he's just kinda looking at you with wide unblinking eyes.

- like a cat focusing on prey?? But y'know kinda lovingly .

- acts differently from that point

- he stops staying there for the 'vibe' he starts saying he just wants to hangout.

- outside of being at the funeral home.

- at YOUR house.

- he still came and went while you worked.

- one night you spark up maybe a little too much, and are just a bit too touchy, and- ah shit he's hard.

- you kiss him; he tries sobering you up. You think he's mad at you. You fucked up.

- you wake up the next morning and Beej checks up on you, and you apologize like crazy and low-key confess.

- he kisses you this time and you reciprocate. And soon his hands are wandering all over your body, and he finds your belly and it's soft and squishy and he can grab at it and and and-

-he short circuits, he can't produce new blood you assume so when it goes to his dick he def gets light headed.

- lets out just this fucking noise from deep in his throat, he's so turned on man.

- you grind on him and he almost cums in his pants 🤩.

- your hands find his body, and you run your hands across his folds and just hold his love handles

- you fuck so hard that night you genuinely have to call of work because you can't walk.

- if you're trans masc he sucks T dick like a binki btw! Runs his tongue over the tip and slurps it down with the filthiest fucking noises, literally bobbing his head up and down, moaning when you pull his hair.

- T shots are followed by head, he can't go without it.

- trans femmes he sucks girl cock like it's his fucking job, will literally only come up to call you a good girl and finger you :3!

- what I'm trying to say is he's super good at giving head, and it's mostly bc he doesn't need to breathe, so he could go until your legs shake and you're crying 🩷.

- also takes it up the ass like a fucking CHAMP, whining for it and his voice literally cracking. (Oh God if you're teasing him, don't get me started, "you take my strap/cock so good pretty boy." "MORE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!")

- he pulls hair, scratches and bites, no you can't convince me otherwise.

-it sparks up... Interesting conflicts in your brain. "It's... not necrophilia, right? Technically??? You're dead, but not like... Dead dead, I can talk to you, and you can consent?"

- he's soft for you.

- but also you'll probably need to wrangle him into the bath.

[parisiterileymoon]

Hi!!! I was wondering if you could do a Musical!Beetlejuice x trans masc reader??? What if the reader does really cool scare actor stuff and dresses to the nines and beetle juice tries to distract them from going to the haunt bc he finds them so cool??? or if there’s at the haunt beej helps them scare people??

Musicaljuice x reader

I love that I’m getting beetlejuice asks now!!! You guys are the best

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As you put in jaundice-yellow contacts, your spectorly significant other looms over you. “Do you HAVE to go? You look so hot right now!!!” He wines, his hair a pathetic sad blue color. “Yes beej, I’m getting paid.” You dab a bit of fake moss on your face. “But you don’t NEED to!” You proceed to look at him like he just kicked your baby. “Are you serious? I actually enjoy eating and air conditioning and keeping my water on believe it or not.” Beetlejuice deflates into a sad little puddle on the floor as you realize you forgot your packer. “Beetlejuice, where is my dick?” He giggles and kicks a rolled up pair of socks under the bed. You roll your eyes and put the socks in their rightful place in your underwear (after dusting them off) and head to the door. Lo and behold, there is beetlejuice, your beloved bitchbaby. “I think you forgot something?” All of a sudden your binder is lovingly displayed on the couch. “WHAT THE HELL?” You cover your chest and snatch your binder. After returning to the door, boobs thoroughly flattened, you see your mischievous manchild. Pouting. Unmoving. On the floor. In front of the door. “What the hell is up with you?” He dramatically sniffles. “You just…look so cool! And I don’t want you to leave me because you’re so hooot!” “Well…I guess you would fit in pretty well! Just…don’t make anyone pee themselves or something.” You grab your backpack as beetlejuice giddily follows you to your car.

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This was a lot of fun to make! I tried my best to work the transmasc-ness into it. Constructive criticism is encouraged!

[fruityfics]

~Blog Introduction~

Hi, I’m Felix (he/him) and this is my gayass fanfic blog🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Im mainly known on here for my other blogs: felix-floyd, lucifers-slutty-waist, bulletsforyourtrain, and geefrankieroway.

I’m a 20 year old trans man who loves reading fanfics, but hate that all the male ones are x fem!reader, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. So I’m dedicating this blog to writing fanfics that are x male!reader, x transmasc!reader, x male!oc, male character x male character, etc.

I can do SFW or NSFW

And I am planning on taking requests eventually!!

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People/characters I plan on writing for:

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss:

~ Lucifer

~ Alastor

~ Vox

~ Angel Dust

~ Husk

Game Grumps/NSP:

~ Dan Avidan

~ Danny Sexbang

~ Alex Taylor

~ Arin Hansen

~ Ryland Tate

~ Ninja Brian

~ Ryan Magee

~ TWRP members

My Chemical Romance:

~ Gerard Way

~ Frank Iero

~ Mikey Way

~ Ray Toro

~ Party Poison

~ Fun Ghoul

~ Kobra Kid

~ Jet Star

Bullet Train:

~ Tangerine

~ Ladybug

~ Lemon

Umbrella Academy:

~ Klaus

~ Five

~ Diego

~ Viktor

~ Hazel

Other:

- Markiplier

~ Jeremy Jordan

~ Jack Kelly

~ Luigi (Mario movie version💚)

~ Bowser (also Mario movie)

~ Deadpool

- Beetlejuice

- Link

- Revali

~ Dylan Fuentes (Deadrising 3, look him up I love him)

~ And more if I feel like it🙃

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Of course, a lot of these would be upon request and I could do more in those fandoms if requested, or even other fandoms if I know them. I wanna do a little bit of everything so everyone has a place to go for good mlm fanfics and not be triggered reading she/her pronouns when reading x readers <3 <3 <3

Stay tuned for the fics!

[beetled-juice]

EJ’s beetlejuice x reader masterlist

Below you’ll find links to all of my writing! I write primarily from a transmasc perspective, so my Y/N will generally use either gender neutral or he/him pronouns. I try to leave things vague unless it’s an NSFW piece or the piece centers around the gender presentation of the reader.

SFW:

Fics:

I'm A Bunch Of Broken Pieces

Close Encounters (of the Elevator Kind)

Posts:

How Each 'Juice Reacts To Y/N Being Sick

Beetlejuice Body Temperature Opinions

Musicaljuice True Form HC's

Ask: How Beej Reacts To An S/O With Touch Love Language

Ask: Musicaljuice Fluff HC's

Toonjuice, But Make It Horror

NSFW:

Posts:

Beetlejuice Comfort Sex

Cockwarming For Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice x Reader Breeding Kink Ideas

Keatlejuice Silly Kitchen Dancing

Toonjuice Body Split Shenanigans

Pink Cloud (Musicaljuice Post-Sex Musings)

For fully fleshed out individual posts, I use the tag "#my stuff"; for shitposts and random ramblings, I use the tag "#my posts" - hopefully this helps keep things organized for easier viewing!

[beetlebitchbruh]

hi,, could you please do Beetlejuice x a transmasc!reader? I really love your writing

oh my gosh thank you haha!!

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Beetlejuice was just heading home with some food stuff since it was movie night. He walked (Actually poofed) through the door. 

“Hey babes!! I’m home!!” He screamed into the house. You rushed down the stairs and practically attacked him by jumping on him. You put your face into his neck, 

“I missed you..” You purred. 

“Aw, lemme see my handsome baby!” You showed your face and had red flare across it, blushing like crazy. 

“How are you feeling today?” He asked

“I feel good! Now, movie night?” 

“Of course!” He walked off and started to cook the popcorn as you ran into your living room to put on your favorite movie. You smiled as Beej walked into the room and slumped into the couch as you slipped into his arms. 

After a couple of hours, you’re dead asleep and Beetlejuice lifts you up, brings you to your bedroom and takes off your binder (while looking away bc he respects you)

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Thank you for the request anon!! 

[writing-for-the-gays]

*clawing at y'all's legs*

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