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[txt] im too layz to get out of bed but i lo ve you

[TXT] well as soon as you get your gross ass out of there

[TXT] im givin you the new years morning kiss of your entire fuckin life dude

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I never ever go on-line but I’m here just to change nagassicpark to blowjobbrigade.

Fucking fight me.

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(SMS) maybe there's something that isn't politics to do with them- (SMS) like maybe some bird things

[TXT] (´・ω・｀)[TXT] I'm tired of hearing my own voice man

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(SMS) You get plenty of points (SMS) not even any pets to keep you company?

[TXT] I think i got too used to having another human around[TXT] Politics with my birds aint as fun as it used to be

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(SMS) I need a distraction. (SMS) How is the life of Tomo?

[TXT] solitary[TXT] Tell me i get points for Big Words

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FUCK me

Yo, I'm flattered and all, but for all I know y'might have some weird kinda STD or...

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(SMS) Tomoo...

[TXT] yuuuuuuchaaaaaan~

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I thought being married and stuff meant I wouldn't hafta be all alone with the puppy and the birds and the cat all the time any more.

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I don't think he hates you! He's like a grumpy cat sometimes... A cute grumpy cat. Tsun, really tsun. Ah--Am I making sense?

Am I glad MY cat ain't tsun.My heart would break everyday.

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A smooch? Only one~? Hmm~ But you know, since he's really smart I'm sure he'll find a great place to hide, or a distraction!

You have to earn more than one kiss, buddy.

Why does Shige hate me so, Koyama?

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Nah I'll stop, I don't wanna risk jail.

That’s a good boy.

Now when I go on a mass naked okaeri ambush spree, I’ll spare your home.

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He ran away from me, so he can run away from you as well! You won't even notice until he's not there! But don't worry, I would never run away from you

You just want me to give ya a li’l smooch, don’t’cha.

My legs are longer than yours, though. So you’ll never know! Maybe I can tackle him like one’a those American football players.

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Mmmmm, maybe. He can always run away, right?

No.

He can’t run away from me.

Never.

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If it's a pita of your arms then I will be content. ♡

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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Well, I don't know why he didn't... I'm guessing he didn't have the last words on the matter? But please don't beat him up! We need him in one piece!

What if I beat him up gently?

With a fluffy-ass comforter?

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Heh. I know you love me anyway. And if being cheesy gets my point across, then so be it~

I’m gonna wrap you in pita and have the cheesiest fucking burrito in the entire world.