#becks replies

[hollowsart]

Mysterio has the potential to be the smoothest and sexiest of Spider-Man's villains alongside Doc Ock.

Mysterio? The man puts on the act of having a silver tongue, okay. he acts like such a smooth talker. Putting on a little show of being sexy and REALLY feeling himself.

but the REALLY juicy part of him is the fact that he would 100% break that facade and be such a desirable pathetic little wet paper bag of a man. he is a little domineering, yes, but I find it to be a very fragile part of him. Like an old brick wall just ready to crumble.

He flirts as best he can, he is a little corny, he hams it up, he absolutely performs some cheesy little cliche tropes. He is a disgraced employee from the film industry with immense knowledge of various films. I do not doubt that he's memorized some scenes, memorized some quotes or more from all the movies he's seen.

Things that he is: a little possessive, a little jealous, badly in need of some praise. He is a DORK. Lets get that out of the way. he is VERY dorky and it's cute. A very capable and threatening villain, but he's also a bit silly.

this post brought to you by a post @rancid-zinnia-onthepatio made that I saw yesterday and haven't stopped thinking about. and also my unbridled love of the character tbh, but that's nothing new Lol

[aliasrocket]

any fun headcanons of Rocket, can be something silly like

YES.

Rocket purrs in his sleep, and the reason he doesn’t want anyone else to pet him is because he’ll purr then too.

This is more of an observation rather than a headcanon but I’m putting it here anyway—Rocket is always building bombs or batteries for bombs in his free time. It’s his favorite past time. He does it by instinct sometimes too. He likes busying his hands with gizmos <3

Rocket’s favorite color is blue. He thinks he looks good in that color (along with orange but, he’s pissed because he doesn’t really like orange) and it’s also the color of the sky.

He loves climbing trees but never does it around other people. He’s definitely a gymnast so that’s the only real way he can ‘practice’, if that makes sense?

Definitely throws around the term ‘cybernetically engineered’ a lot more than he realizes. We’ve only seen him do it once with Quill in vol 2 (“I was cybernetically engineered to fly a spacecraft.”) but he can’t help but point out how he is genuinely too different from everybody because of what’s been done to him.

regarding the baby raccoons, they’re the only ones he allows going into his room to sleep, and I imagine Rocket sleeps in a curled up position sometimes, tail curling up to him and sometimes some raccoons squeeze themselves in the space between him and his tail and he lets them.

soon enough though, he realizes the raccoons keep going up to his chest and whining, and one day he finally figures out it’s because they’re looking for milk. He’s not female so he buys milk for them to drink and he cradles them while feeding them like actual babies JJSJSJSHAHJS

[kenobster]

you should make alyssa whatever her name is from life as a house there aren’t any for her when i looked for shelby i looked for her ya ya ya

thanks for the request, anon!!! *_* I hope you like the gifs I made for you!

Life as a House || Alyssa Beck || Played by Jena Malone

[mauvecardigans]

I can't do images in replies, so I can only imagine you're watching the plow truck get unstuck like Javert

Boy, do I miss image replies.

Literally getting a crick in my neck from trying to see it dhejejbdjejs the only clue I had was the beep-beep-beep ... .... .......... beep-beep-beep-beep 😂😂

It did escape! So either it was stuck, or it was just pushing snow around at the dead end (I choose to believe in my heart that it was stuck because it's funnier, even if my head knows it was just doing its job)

On the upside, a FedEx truck did actually get stuck one time and had to rely on a neighbor's pickup and a winch to get back on its route. That was a great day 🍿

THE PLOW CAME BACK WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS there's still hope for it to get st- -- oh there it goes.

[miralyk]

happy anniversary to tron uprising, and chúc mừng sinh nhật beck!

[mercworm]

Feast, children.

[bluehairedspidey]

god quan chi and shinnok's dynamic is so fucking fascinating to me i need to study them under a microscope

[whumpshaped]

Giving Helle the Honduran Bat squishable! https://www.squishable.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=opensquish_white_honduran_bat_353461

Helle grins and takes it from you, inspecting the little guy with pure joy in their eyes. "Thank you," they say sincerely, lightly squishing the plushie to test whether it lives up to its name. It does. "What a fine specimen. I shall take excellent care of him."

They restrain themself until they think you're not looking, then they rub their face against the soft fur like a cat.

(pic of the honduran bat squishable under the cut)

[horrorshow]

Hello lovely! Do you have any classic/fandom famous/must-read-for-first-timers Wincest fics? (Idk if you can tell but I'm kinda new to the SPN fandom haha)

hop over to livejournal and read everything by fleshflutter, then open ao3 and read everything by paxlux, venture from the main path or seek out more specific fic recs wherever you want and have fun. they're both big name classics you cannot go wrong with!

(also, here's a longer list with more fandom classics if you want a more general feel of what's out there, but there are names on that list that don't interest me or i haven't even read yet. cause... the thing is, there are so many excellent authors and so many different subsets of wincest that there is no need to stick with the most fandom famous ones. so if anything my advice would be to find out what your particular brand of brainrot is, and to dive into that like a maniac, because whatever it is, it IS out there.)

then, if you're feeling adventurous, read elegy by deadlybride bc i consider it one of the fandom classics that centers my own personal wincest canon💕

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

I’m intrigued by “Ambrosius punches Todd” 🤣 for multiple reasons

~ @sammys-magical-au

Smart people knew to stay out of his way. People who knew what was good for them.

Unfortunately, Todd was not one of those people.

WIP WEDNESDAY

[mn9-confessions]

What about a hollow knight au? Beck can be the MC (or ghost), Ray as Hornet and Trinity as the hollow knight

I never played Hollow Knight but it's a good concept anyway

[mysteriorb]

i have no idea how much older quentin is than peter in 616. he's in his thirties in webspinners and he looks younger in symbiote spider-man but ditko draws him a lot older looking in the 60s comics.

[aliasrocket]

You're carrying the whole Rocket x Reader fandom on your back. Thank you for your service. Can I pleaseee request reader giving Rocket a blow job... for science

Finally wrote this one but um my most recent fic has intense bj action, hopefully it’s to your taste <3

[beck-hartman]

WHO: Beck & Open (0/4) WHERE & WHEN: Lighthouse Day, 8/7!

Beck was sure he hadn't worked this hard in a long time. A discounted activity on a summer's day, the people never stopped coming. Taking a sip of water to soothe his throat from the nearly non-stop talking he'd done all day, he sat near his last tour group of the day.

"Want to hear a story about the Lighthouse that's not on menu?"

[fcrtheglcry]

@lostwcnderlands sent: was that flirting? were you just flirting with me? {for beck} ask memes → always accepting!

✧˚ · . if there was one thing beck might love as much as the sea, it was a pretty face. they were never one for romance, not exactly, but a passing fancy with a tavern wench? or a fling that lasted only as long as their ship was docked in a pretty lass’ harbor? now, that was more beck’s speed. they were only human, after all. 

❝ AND IF I WERE, LOVE? ❞ they asked in response to the other’s question, a wicked smirk splitting their lips. even so, they knocked back the dwindling contents of their drink before continuing, the burn in their throat giving them as much courage as the dim lights in the tavern. ❝ WHAT MIGHT IT GET ME? ❞

[tragedyposting]

Why didn’t they think Darcy would be at his house anyway. Where else was he going to be, out with his friends?