#becks replies

[hollowsart]

Mysterio has the potential to be the smoothest and sexiest of Spider-Man's villains alongside Doc Ock.

Mysterio? The man puts on the act of having a silver tongue, okay. he acts like such a smooth talker. Putting on a little show of being sexy and REALLY feeling himself.

but the REALLY juicy part of him is the fact that he would 100% break that facade and be such a desirable pathetic little wet paper bag of a man. he is a little domineering, yes, but I find it to be a very fragile part of him. Like an old brick wall just ready to crumble.

He flirts as best he can, he is a little corny, he hams it up, he absolutely performs some cheesy little cliche tropes. He is a disgraced employee from the film industry with immense knowledge of various films. I do not doubt that he's memorized some scenes, memorized some quotes or more from all the movies he's seen.

Things that he is: a little possessive, a little jealous, badly in need of some praise. He is a DORK. Lets get that out of the way. he is VERY dorky and it's cute. A very capable and threatening villain, but he's also a bit silly.

this post brought to you by a post @rancid-zinnia-onthepatio made that I saw yesterday and haven't stopped thinking about. and also my unbridled love of the character tbh, but that's nothing new Lol

[aliasrocket]

any fun headcanons of Rocket, can be something silly like

YES.

Rocket purrs in his sleep, and the reason he doesn’t want anyone else to pet him is because he’ll purr then too.

This is more of an observation rather than a headcanon but I’m putting it here anyway—Rocket is always building bombs or batteries for bombs in his free time. It’s his favorite past time. He does it by instinct sometimes too. He likes busying his hands with gizmos <3

Rocket’s favorite color is blue. He thinks he looks good in that color (along with orange but, he’s pissed because he doesn’t really like orange) and it’s also the color of the sky.

He loves climbing trees but never does it around other people. He’s definitely a gymnast so that’s the only real way he can ‘practice’, if that makes sense?

Definitely throws around the term ‘cybernetically engineered’ a lot more than he realizes. We’ve only seen him do it once with Quill in vol 2 (“I was cybernetically engineered to fly a spacecraft.”) but he can’t help but point out how he is genuinely too different from everybody because of what’s been done to him.

regarding the baby raccoons, they’re the only ones he allows going into his room to sleep, and I imagine Rocket sleeps in a curled up position sometimes, tail curling up to him and sometimes some raccoons squeeze themselves in the space between him and his tail and he lets them.

soon enough though, he realizes the raccoons keep going up to his chest and whining, and one day he finally figures out it’s because they’re looking for milk. He’s not female so he buys milk for them to drink and he cradles them while feeding them like actual babies JJSJSJSHAHJS

[kenobster]

you should make alyssa whatever her name is from life as a house there aren’t any for her when i looked for shelby i looked for her ya ya ya

thanks for the request, anon!!! *_* I hope you like the gifs I made for you!

Life as a House || Alyssa Beck || Played by Jena Malone

[mauvecardigans]

I can't do images in replies, so I can only imagine you're watching the plow truck get unstuck like Javert

Boy, do I miss image replies.

Literally getting a crick in my neck from trying to see it dhejejbdjejs the only clue I had was the beep-beep-beep ... .... .......... beep-beep-beep-beep 😂😂

It did escape! So either it was stuck, or it was just pushing snow around at the dead end (I choose to believe in my heart that it was stuck because it's funnier, even if my head knows it was just doing its job)

On the upside, a FedEx truck did actually get stuck one time and had to rely on a neighbor's pickup and a winch to get back on its route. That was a great day 🍿

THE PLOW CAME BACK WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS there's still hope for it to get st- -- oh there it goes.

[miralyk]

happy anniversary to tron uprising, and chúc mừng sinh nhật beck!

[mercworm]

Feast, children.

[bluehairedspidey]

god quan chi and shinnok's dynamic is so fucking fascinating to me i need to study them under a microscope

[horrorshow]

Hello lovely! Do you have any classic/fandom famous/must-read-for-first-timers Wincest fics? (Idk if you can tell but I'm kinda new to the SPN fandom haha)

hop over to livejournal and read everything by fleshflutter, then open ao3 and read everything by paxlux, venture from the main path or seek out more specific fic recs wherever you want and have fun. they're both big name classics you cannot go wrong with!

(also, here's a longer list with more fandom classics if you want a more general feel of what's out there, but there are names on that list that don't interest me or i haven't even read yet. cause... the thing is, there are so many excellent authors and so many different subsets of wincest that there is no need to stick with the most fandom famous ones. so if anything my advice would be to find out what your particular brand of brainrot is, and to dive into that like a maniac, because whatever it is, it IS out there.)

then, if you're feeling adventurous, read elegy by deadlybride bc i consider it one of the fandom classics that centers my own personal wincest canon💕

[fcrtheglcry]

@lostwcnderlands sent: you have no idea of the catastrophe you've set in motion . {for beck maddox} ask memes → always accepting!

✧˚ · .  oh, this one had a fire in them. that was exciting. beck had spent most of her life building a reputation as the most ruthless captain the seas had ever seen. that work went a long way and meant that most of the people she had aboard her ship would run screaming from the first sign of a scowl on her lips. they were right to be afraid of her, but gods above was it boring sometimes. anyone who could speak to her like this one was now was enough to pique the captain’s attention – for better or worse.

❝ DON’T BE SO PATRONIZING, PLEASE, ❞ beck said, her voice lilting and playful. it was at sharp odds with the way her fingers danced around the hilt of the sword on her hip, a threat overshadowing the plea. ❝ I KNOW EXACTLY THE CATASTROPHE I’VE SET IN MOTION. AND IT’S THE MOST INTERESTING THING TO HAPPEN AROUND HERE IN AGES. ❞

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

I’m intrigued by “Ambrosius punches Todd” 🤣 for multiple reasons

~ @sammys-magical-au

Smart people knew to stay out of his way. People who knew what was good for them.

Unfortunately, Todd was not one of those people.

WIP WEDNESDAY

[mn9-confessions]

What about a hollow knight au? Beck can be the MC (or ghost), Ray as Hornet and Trinity as the hollow knight

I never played Hollow Knight but it's a good concept anyway

[mysteriorb]

i have no idea how much older quentin is than peter in 616. he's in his thirties in webspinners and he looks younger in symbiote spider-man but ditko draws him a lot older looking in the 60s comics.

[aliasrocket]

You're carrying the whole Rocket x Reader fandom on your back. Thank you for your service. Can I pleaseee request reader giving Rocket a blow job... for science

Finally wrote this one but um my most recent fic has intense bj action, hopefully it’s to your taste <3

[beck-hartman]

WHO: Beck & Open (0/4) WHERE & WHEN: Lighthouse Day, 8/7!

Beck was sure he hadn't worked this hard in a long time. A discounted activity on a summer's day, the people never stopped coming. Taking a sip of water to soothe his throat from the nearly non-stop talking he'd done all day, he sat near his last tour group of the day.

"Want to hear a story about the Lighthouse that's not on menu?"

[tragedyposting]

Why didn’t they think Darcy would be at his house anyway. Where else was he going to be, out with his friends?

[miidnighters]

@vitalphenomena | valentine's day !

Bella hasn't bought him anything, necessarily. Instead, she's dressed herself up in red lace, the colour of it stark against her pale skin, and thrown another one of his shirts over the top. The one she's chosen buttons in front, but she's left it open, framing the lingerie in something that's his.