30s. Michiganian. Belligerently ace. Vehemently queer. • chronic tag rambler • saltier than the dead sea • resident douche zeppelin • testimonial: "fucking cheesebag" • about me • need a pick-me-up? here's the shit i look at when i need to either laugh or chill the fuck out
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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
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you guys know about the hobby lobby smuggling scandal right
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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
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Henry and Jo + “vector”
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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]
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Living Room Decor, 1975
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i gotta know this one
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Today's Redactle (it's like Wordle but a redacted wikipedia article) was Toshiro Mifune and I would have NEVER gotten it if it wasn't for you! Thank you for adding to my knowledge of Historical People!
you are welcome!








#why is hair-in-face so powerful#(i ask because i too voted for one of the hair-in-face photos)#toshiro mifune#polls
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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.
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Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott
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there’s something to be said about how they always sit shoulder-to-shoulder in the mess tent except for here when bj won’t acknowledge they might never see each other again. literally sitting at different tables
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