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[paper-mario-wiki]

Whats your Tumblr endgame plan? Like, what is the ultimate goal for this blog and what you post?

my goals for this blog in descending order of priority:

spread propaganda

get weird alt women to simp for me

become someones favorite named quest-giving NPC

maintain my cover as human long enough that people don't realize im actually just a hyper advanced plant species designed to mimic its prey to keep them fooled while my roots sprout all throughout the earths crust and everything im saying and doing is without conscious thought and every action i take is no more meaningful in intent than a jellyfish drifting through a sea current

[labyrinthofsphinx]

Hey Al, what’s the most thoughtful thing Vox has done for you?

There are certain things for which ‘thank you’ will never be enough.

Thanks for the ask!

[enden-k]

ah poor saran... oh question !!

does/did saran have a favorite food ? i can't remember if you've ever shown/mentioned him eating anything (other than the obvious :P)

- abel biting anon (i am sorry my brain doesn't work </3 also i as a native english speaker constantly mix up words and only notice several hours later, so ur all good !!!)

:D ! i did AHHA

he doesnt rlly have one favorite food/dish/whatever; hes fond of a specific, spicy dish from his homeland tho he regularly prepares for vika as his sign of love

saran absolutely loves sweets tho! already did when he was alive and still does as a ghost

[smallswingshoes]

Mine doesn't let me delete my advertising ID? Is this good enough?

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

[cal-writes]

*aggressively vibrates in lawzo zoro birthday celebration, i am on my hands and KNEES (still reeling from blackbeard beating ASS btw)

you know, same have some more train au birthday goodness

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“Happy Birthday.” Law tells him against his lip, tasting his smile. And morning breath. But mostly the smile.

Zoro hums contentedly. The sheets rustle as he lifts his arm from underneath them and strokes along Law’s biceps. “Thanks.” He mutters when the pull apart. His eye still bleary as he wakes up, smiling lazily.

“I made breakfast.” Law tells him, earning himself a raised eyebrow. “Well I made coffee and went to the backery for breakfast.” He admits and Zoro’s small smirk blooms into a full toothed smile that crinkles the corners of his eyes and reveals the dimple in his cheek.

Law shuffes away to grab the bags of pastries from the side before he starts ravishing the man and Zoro sits up.

“Oh, breakfast in bed?” He asks. His hair is gorgeously tousled as the sheets pool in his lap, torso naked. “What about the crumbs?”

“I’m making an exception today.” Law says. “And changing the sheets after.”

Zoro snorts, chuckling before he grabs a handful of Law’s shirt to pull him close for another kiss.

“You know you don’t have to come to the party tonight right? I know it’s not your thing.” Zoro tells him.

“Oh, good to know that’s how I can get out of these in the future but no. That wasn’t the intention.” Law replies. “Bepo’ll be there and I’ll hang out with Robin or something all night so it’ll be… fine.” He says.

Zoro snorts, pulling pastry bags towards him. “Alright but you can leave whenever you want. Luffy tends to get carried away with partys so it’s probably going to be bigger than you think.” He assures him before biting into a jelly filled danish.

Law nods dutifully. “Yes, I will.” He lies. Zoro’s intentions are admirable but he clearly has no idea that Law absolutely cannot cave under the combined judgement of all his friends. Law has been preparing for tonight for weeks. Thankfully Kureha made good on her promise and he got to skip the gala this year so his quota of public events hasn’t been purged yet.

And he genuinely doesn’t mind some of Zoro’s friends. He already knows Franky and how to deal with him, so that helps and he met the mysterious fiancé Robin finally, who is more of their own temperament. Quiet and cheeky.

Chopper can be persuaded to talk about work since he isn’t currently mad at Law for something and Jimbei and Brook are, by virtue of being much older than everyone else, their own brand of weird that Law finds more tolerable.

So it probably won’t even be that bad.

He feels Zoro’s gaze on him, sees him chew with a big chipmunk cheek and a raised brow.

“Ah, right.” Law says, leaning over to his bedside table to get the little cloth pouch out. “Present.” He adds lamely.

Zoro freezes comically, holding the pastry bag over his lap, frosting sugar clinging to his top lip. He rubs his fingers into the bag to free them from crumbs as he finishes chewing.

“I thought I’d already gotten one.” He tells him.

Law frowns, dropping the pouch into Zoro’s hand. “What breakfast?” He asks.

“Yeah.” Zoro says examining the little pouch. It’s a crushed purple velvet with a ribbon holding the top closed.

Law doesn’t know how to respond to that. So he just doesn’t.

Zoro puts the pastry on the side table, leaning down to wipe his fingers more thouroughly on his discarded jeans on the floor before he undoes the ribbon and opens the pouch. He tips the contents into his palm and Law watches his reaction like a hawk.

His eye widens, mouth opening softly as he straightens out the earrings in his palm. They are quite similar to his usual set, long narrow drops but instead of the shiny red gold these are a white gold matte finish.

“Shit.” He says in wonder, thumb brushing over the metal. “These must have been expensive.”

Law cringes. He’d been afraid of that. “Err.” He makes a vague motion with his hand. “They were on sale.” Zoro gives him a look. “They were! And I’m terrible at gifts if I see something good I’m obliged to get it.” He argues, scooting closer on the bed. “And I can afford it. Please? Unless you hate them then just sell them or something.”

Zoro searches for his eyes, holding him hostage for several long moments as if waiting for the caveat. Eventually he hooks a finger in Law’s collar and pulls him into another kiss.

“Thank you. I never had another set.” He mutters against Law’s lips, taking like sugar and jam.

“You’re welcome.” Law tells him. “There is another thing.”

Zoro closes his eyes and drops his forehead against Law’s. “Stop. This is ridiculous.”

“That ones more for me too.” Law says, digging into his pocket while his heart hammers against his chest.

The key lands next to the earrings in Zoro’s palm.

This close he feels Zoro’s breath hitch briefly before his fingers close around the objects in his hand. The other one comes around Law’s neck. “You sure?” Zoro asks.

“Yeah. You’re here more than I am anyway so it only makes sense for you to have one.” Law tells him.

He barely finishes the sentence before his lips are devoured and his lap filled by a beautiful naked man climbing onto it.

[littlewormtrading]

[moodymisty]

As time passes, gene seeds degrade and marines either gain new mutations or lose current ones. So what if one of the things they lose is what makes them sterile. Chapter serfs start showing up absolutely stuffed pregnant with giant marine babies.

Ultramarine captains: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Captain Titus: -scoots serf behind him-

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

It was bread, and it wasn't that bad. I could still cut it.

[humming-fly]

I have the horrible urge to wrap Greed 2.0 in a blanket and feed him soup.

say that out loud and I bet ling would take over fast enough to let you do it 👍

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

Someday will you bring back Fat Cat Miku... that's my favorite miku fanart EVER... She's so Kitty

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[labyrinthofsphinx]

We know Al and Vox get nightmares and maybe you’ve already answered this but does Drift ever get nightmares

Warning for blood, death, some gore, a very gross bird, a spooky deer, and comfort snuggles. You were warned

Most of Drift’s nightmares aren’t necessarily dreams, mostly…warped memories. Thankfully, there is Voxtek branded security hugs.

Thanks for the ask!

[the-unforgotten]

Jean was usually adept at fielding personal questions and steering conversations onto safe, neutral territory. But there was something about the sanctuary and silence of a private car, where you could talk without having to make eye contact, that made her uncharacteristically open. She was aware that Howard was hardly an appropriate confidant, but he was so sensible and safe and unlikely to do anything at all except sympathize that she couldn't restrain herself.

-Clare Chambers' 2020 book Small Pleasures

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[britishmuffin]

Would love to see your take on kataang in their late teens or early twenties just being adorable!

Here's a speedy doodle of them all a little older with some mild kataang, if that suits you, anon c:

The gaang is teaching Zuko how to have friends!!!

[enden-k]

Do Saran and Vika have any cute routines or something that you haven't rambled about? Like who makes the coffee or cooks, or are there small affection things one of them does for the other just out of habit?

saran is an amazing cook and always cooks for vika (vika isnt very good at cooking since he cant taste and used to eat v little/poorly. thanks to saran hes healthy and gaining weight)

saran always does vikas tie bc vika doesnt know how to tie one; if it looks proper in some doodles its made by saran, if its a messy one its made by vika

when they relax on days off work and stay at home, they always spend it reading together or watching movies

saran always holds vika until he falls asleep and nudges him awake for work bc vika is always a bit slow (and cute) until hes fully awake

not much of a routine thing or smth but saran put a ring on vika

saran always helps vika w the paperwork at the office since he struggles w it sm

in general you can say saran does everything for vika bc he genuinely likes pampering and spoiling and caring for him and ofc vika doesnt take advantage of that; he always joins in and (tries to) help tho so a lot of things they do together (household stuff for example)

i think i repeated some stuff and other i believe i already mentioned before (them being big on touches/physical affection or sarans verbal affection etc); i might add on to this if i forgor smth!!

[mulderscully]

What is spn

anon you have no idea how special this message is

[fesenmoon]

fabulous. yes

does everyone like my wizard idea