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James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955) screen test

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me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

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if looks could kill you'd be Jeff

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Why did you blaze a post promoting the idea that food addiction is a thing. I’m coming to your house and killing you

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yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr

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I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

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hot take maybe, but my opinion of you automatically dives if the first reaction you have to a cool character is to ask if there’s a c.ai bot of them. write shitty fanfic like the rest of us, or just maladaptive daydream if you must. find a community and rp online!! we’re losing important social and writing skills to a tech product controlled by and overseen by the slimiest, most exploitative billionaires silicon valley has seen in a generation and we’re doing it willingly???

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updated this list btw

RULES:

at least one of the pair MUST be over 50

20 year MINIMUM age gap OR they BOTH have to be over 50

has to be conceivably reciprocal (s.exually, no necessarily romantically)

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this was truly iconic

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me signing off every post

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