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The Nymph - Allure
The Saviour - Seduce
OH MY GODSSS OH MY FUCKING GODSSSSSS BY THE GOOD GOOD GODDDDSSSSS OH WHOAH-
these 2 drawingss??? thes two art pieces???? I HATE THEM (not really) THEY SUCKED EVERY OUNCE OF MOTIVATION THAT I MAY HAVE HAD FOR CREATING ART. ESPECIALLY EZIO. oh GODS dont get me started on 'The Saviour' FUCK. and yes, i gave up on shaing ezio's lips, no i will not take critasicm.
These fucking abomnations were inspiered by, again, @teecupangel's mermaid desmond, which i've linked in the name. and i was like WOAH, i did some AMAZING ART, it would be such a good idea to make more :).
no, void, you stupid fuck it was not.
the hands r desmond btw lmao.
also you may have noticed that altaïr and ezio r looking different (in art style) altaïr being more simplystic while ezio being an abomination more realistic. its cuz these pieces have a 1 month gap between. after i finished 'The Nymph' i was TIRED. that piece was one of my (then) finest so i was like 'hey i deserve a break' and went on to have a lil void vacation. execpt time is wacky in the void so when i came back its already been a month and ezio's piece was only a sketch so i rushed to finish it.
after i was don coloring the base, i strted shading it expecting it to turn out like altaïr's but NO. it just HAD to turn out better then the onei put so much effort into. Ezio's immaculet shading was an accident. i didn't know how i did that. and i was planning on going back and re-shaing 'The Nymph' but oH GODS i was Drained after i was done with the monstrocity (The Saviour) so i was like, fuck it, i dont care anymore and just decided to post it. cuz if i dont now i probably never will.
also this was supossed to be a three piece work with Ratonhnhaké:ton being the last but like i said no motivation, im burnt out rn cuz of my sudden skills (ahahah).
i'll add him here after im done w him, i'm not leaving raton behind, i just need some more time to recharge my energy.
anyways thats all. i'll post more memes and stuff about medusa!desmond and his wacky adventures with him ancestors :333.
the state these fanrts had left me in
im not even joking.
#assassins creed#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#again plz tap on the images for a grater quality#altdes#ezides#because yes it is#voidd's art#i am TIRED#UGGGHHH#after i take a nap#and look at my art again#id spot so many mistakes#that id just nuke myslef lol#FUCK i HATE shading
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a year ago, we fell into Sleep Token depths.
a year later, we have more music to listen, paying a lot more attention to drums, and less humans alive to laugh at shit together.
thirty six times we revolved around the Sun
may the next be
at least just be ours
(ID in the alt text)
(new music... not new new. SUMAC are new for us, as everything has its time. blessed be the earthling who happened to be the source - they're alive and relatively fine afawk 🖤)
#k's wave#k's art#aurora borealis#heeding the call#sleep token#and yes#we hugged vessel one in a dream last night#it was like a documentary and we somehow were in it#we wonder sometimes if vessel one is into some decent post metal stuff too#happy damn birthday to us anyway#autistic art#because yes it is
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quick reminder: stay clean, be skinny
#garotas bonitas não comem#borboletana#ana e mia br#ed br#⭐️ve#thinspø#⭐️rving#anabrasil#th1n$pø#th1nsp1ration#⭐️ving#⭐️vation goals#⭐️ ing motivation#because yes it is#i wanna ⭐️ve#i need to ⭐️ve#i want to ⭐️ve#tw ed but not sheeran#⭐️ving forevaaa#st4rv1ng#🕯️as a feather#@nor3×14#🕯️ as a 🪶#💡as a 🪶#🌟ving#🌟ve#ana e mia#ana y mia#ana male#ana buddie
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
#if we simply used our EYES and paid ATTENTION#in this essay I will-#sorry im sick and its 3am and im watching Home Alone in July yes#honestly its because this movie is so incredibly airtight its one of the things that makes it so good
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
#sp-rambles#“Canon is when they do not cry nor have emotions whatsoever and fanon is when they sob 24/7”#Like idk buddy I think it Depends#Edit: Since this is getting moderately popular#Yes this was made about Sans but also for TF2#You don't know the hell that is the TF2 fandom and how they treat these characters lol#Because how the hell do you misinterpret such simplistic characters who have like 2 or 3 personality traits each
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"You just have to look closely."
#anyway how we're feeling with this last episode folks#my art#tadc#fanart#the amazing digital circus#art#i had been meaning to draw this comic for a while but never had the energy for it#i got a burst of inspiration from the episode#tadc fanart#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tadc episode 3#tadc spoilers#kinger tadc#kinger#btw sorry for any gramatical mistakes english aint my first language my bad#comic#tadc comic#i don't know if kinger and his wife knew each other before the circus but going with the yes option just because
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What will you be tonight? That’s the question
#fanart#dc comics#art#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#redhead jason todd because!!!#stephanie brown#did you see the half a heart? well thats just me and my subtle stephcass agenda#damian wayne#tim drake#robin#robins#nightwing#red hood#yes thats damian feeding the rats yes i think he would
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a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.
and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?
#norse mythology#i LOVE strange encounters on the train and i am a veteran in them because#i have an approachable face and i will yes and anything#but this one was especially crazy
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
#am i arguing with random 'philosophical' type villains in my own head?#yes#it's a favourite past time of mine i hate every one of those 'i know the true nature of humans because i did horrible things to them' types#with every part of my soul
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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speaking of how to train your dragon and creature design, the shift from the really naturalistic art direction and character animation for the first movie's toothless- the face getting flatter, the eyes bigger and closer together, getting rid of the little realistic details like the dust collecting between the scales, the pink splotching where the scales end at the nostrils, the muted markings, the animation making a shift from largely realistic animal behavior to much more anthropomorphic- is such a huge downgrade to me, made worse because it's subtle in such a way that you will sound insane if you mention it
(huge L for the "the audience's capacity to find a creature cute and empathetic and expressive is directly proportional to how much it looks like a human baby" principle of character design because the first one is so so much cuter)
#also i don't know how to frame this in a sane way but i don't like how he looks like leather in the last one ....#i have to make this post because people keep messaging me and going 'you dont get it the live action design is based on the third movie'#yes i get it! i don't like it
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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
#supernatural#dean winchester#yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first#I had to keep a straight face and I almost died#my post
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i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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