#because this is tumblr

[mekkthemighty]

The other one, I have 2 old laptops, all the actually terrible stuff is on the older one and idek if that thing actually exists anymore, the other one is potentially salvagable and may contain 4-7 years of utter disgrace as a wanna be stickpage creator

I may or may not salvage it, not 100% sure how either, but if I do someday open it up then I'll probably revive this account again

[sparklebyte]

do you ever just see a really good post by someone here and then get immediate whiplash from opening up the notes

[greenwood-archer]

Here’s a link to a recent interview Alice did about his music, career, and bunch of other things for people who are interested. Yes, it’s the one where he comments on trans issues.

https://www.stereogum.com/2233806/alice-cooper-new-album-keanu-reeves-trans-issues/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/?fbclid=IwAR0uFKH-Tg1VIaWXqC-Qyv_jaV0eSv8WRllwRfjuE_YmsUA_On--OR1gwvo

[awakefor48hours]

I’m being propositioned. I’m so nervous. What do I say?

[bee-ghost-or-whatever]

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE

[faefox9]

No, Glup Shitto is background/side character that you’re obsessed with

Scrungly is little gremlin vibes

The devil’s sacrament came from someone making a post about how in witch-hunting, the idea of someone saying that someone else was at the devil’s sacrament is funny, because that would mean that they were also at the devil’s sacrament so they could see that

A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[rainbowgod666]

Its

Fucking

Homestuck

Again

spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[troythecatfish]

[durisicle]

logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

[exhausted-undead]

she... oh I love women :')

[mikoworks]

“Next comes spite. First, it stares back at you in the mirror. Then, it’s those around you. They’re wearing your face, and you theirs… You know, he joined because of me.”