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I know they censor stuff on WEBTOON, but why’d they got to use Pikachu of all things as a replacement word!
(Undisclosed website Screenshot vs WEBTOON Screenshot)
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… OMFG I JUST REALIZED THEY PROBABLY CHOSE PIKACHU BECAUSE OF KAYDEN’S ELECTRICITY POWERS ⚡️
#manhwa#eleceed#webtoon#eleceed webtoon#kartein#they did my boy dirty#poor kartein can’t even curse on webtoon#is kayden really a pikachu though#what do pikachu and kayden have in common#I think kayden would be pawmot instead of a pikachu#because they both have great hair#bedtime rambles#marathon reading#censorship#fuck you censorship
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K and Evan, based on this post
@ralofofriverwoods @say-hi-intrepid-heroes thought y’all’d be interested i dunno
(Hoping that the image quality doesn’t get butchered by tumblr)
#i tried my best to make the ballet uniform as kelmp-y as possible#thankfully i saw an image of some guy doing ballet in a baggy tank top#i imagine that evan had at one point cut off the sleeves of a really old hoodie because he didnt want to sacrifice any of his other shirts#and like Jammer found it and got him a significantly cooler one#so now evan wears it with great pride#if i ever take the time to render this i want to give both of them so many little trinkets#like friendship bracelets and handmade chimeron swag#anyway#acton speaks#art tag#dimension 20#d20#d20 fanart#d20 mismag#misfits and magic#misfits & magic#k tanaka#evan kelmp#i already made an entire other post about it but like. it’s genuinely shocking to me that K doesn’t have any piercings in the illustrations#youd think that. if it was ok to get their hair dyed and get tattoos that.#that even a single piercing would be fine#but the omission of that is so funny to me#also their third outfit is very funky to draw#like i think those are ruffles? but where are they connected to on the top?#i would assume that the black top is on under the mesh so. what is happening#and the hair bow I couldn’t wrap my head around it.#i think im gonna figure out like. post canon designs for the whole gang. they all deserve it#also rip to that right arm. i tried to do draw a nice pose (mentally referencing That Pose that Grant O’Brian does sometimes)#(you know the one if you ever watch dirty laundry)#and the arm looks great on its own (trust me) but the rest of the pose doesn’t exactly do it justice
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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Blue Diamond Miss Trixtin and Pearl Philza for @chrisrin 's gemcyt au!!
#mcyt#miss trixtin#philza#gemcyt#als art#I was just vibing thinking about this au when I realized Kristin would be a great blue diamond#I feel like I could have done more with this design but blue diamonds actual design is pretty simple so I didn't want to add too many thing#also phil was going to be a green pearl at first but I wanted him to be blonde so I made him yellow-green <3#that is the only reason I made that choice#also maybe a bit of a reference to that pink diamond lizzie and lime pearl joel#now TWO diamonds have off color green pearls because they love their silly little husbands#also phil's hair covers his eyes as a reference to blue pearl in the show#look at the cracked gems on kristins hat btw#mayhaps an example to other gems not to cross her? or just a decoration? probably both knowing her
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gatsby designs. does this make any sense.
#covers ears and shields face so the audience does not throw tomatoes to get me off stage#extra things:#if youre even looking at the tags:#they all have some white on them as like a connecting link#jordans hair is supposed to be kind of orangey brown because nick says its like an autumn leaf and. yea#toms overcoat represents like power/anonymity/detachment#im too tired to change it but if i did id make his overcoat gold and undervest black as like his inner feelings cuz. fear#nick and daisy both have little matching moles#and nick wears a tie about the color of her hair#daisy wears her headpiece with gold and black for tom#showing how even as shes with gatsby toms in her mind kind of like? a shield#daisy's not as tanned as any of them for her being kind of stowed in her comfortability of. riches you know#while nick/gatsby were in the war#jordan does sports etc#they tan!#the great gatsby#great gatsby#jett talks (me)#jett art (me)#nick carraway#jay gatsby#daisy buchanan#tom buchanan#jordan baker
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Still a thief at heart, stealing kisses (Patreon)
#Doodles#Gintama#Otose-san#Catherine#Gintoki#Are there any Otose/Catherine fans out there........Does anyone out there ship the old lady and her stray cat..........please.......#They're So cute weh their friendship is genuinely so wholesome I love them#I can't imagine why I'd be drawn to them it's a mystery#It's actually quite funny to me watching Gintama Now vs. when it came out#I definitely would've enjoyed it at the time! I can see it being a formative piece of me had I know about it then haha#But because it wasn't the way I engage with it now is very different - even without having experienced it I Know how it would've gone down#Hijikata/Ginchan are the obvious rivalship which was my Favourite at the time - then reevaluating later into polyshipping etc. etc. lol#I like Ginchan with Katsura and Zenzo as well to a degree :)#But really it's these two I ship so much...#I do think it's especially funny how they're used for comedy relief like ''Who would want to see these two as the main characters!''#Me I would I am raising my hand I love that they're actually friends and enjoy each other's company and like working together#They're not Cute in that fanservice kind of way - Otose-san is very pretty and elegant <3 And her voice is deep and gravely!#And Catherine's a petty asshole haha she's great ♪ She ignores others intentions on purpose to her own ends!#But she also might just actually be a bit dumb? She's very silly haha - and like I said they seem to really complement each other!#Ginchan really what were you hoping to get out of such a question lol#For a first time drawing him it's not so bad but his hair really is...something#I saw the how-to guide! I held it in mind! The amount of fluff is both too much and not enough...gotta make him soft-fluffier....#Also a bit funny to just me since for a bit I really did think Otose-san might've been Gin's mom lol#With how many scrappy little troublemakers she ends up adopting she might as well be! She's just too soft-hearted ♪#And he protects her because she's important to him too! It's sweet <3 Of course he'd want to watch out for her#She's doing fine lol - ewww grownups kissing hahaha
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Thanks to the lovely @the-eclectic-wonderer for tagging me in this tag game!
Bold & colour whatever applies to you:
i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or and bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child
No pressure to participate of course, but I'm tagging: @roseeycreates-blog @alectothinker @srosehh @timelessbian @tvmilfs
#i'd say i'm about 50/50 on wearing makeup (only lipstick and not *nearly* every day)#i *have* dyed my hair blue (and honestly any other unnatural colour after that) in the past but it's just my natural colour now!#saying i play an instrument feels like a bit of an exaggeration but i recently picked up playing the piano again & i can play a few tunes!#& i have something against calling people *best* friends but i do have a lot of great friends i've known for over 5 years!!#the piercings are just my ears! which i never actually wear earrings in lol but i technically could if i wanted to#oh and i smile *all the time*. seriously i can't not smile when someone looks at me#(either out of nerves or because i'm happy to see them. or both!!)#opposite of resting bitch face over here lol#i admire people who can keep a straight face because i could NEVER#anyway uh. i wrote another essay in the tags explaining myself didn't i#alys.txt#tag game#thanks again for tagging me!! this was fun <3
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My personal rankings of each special splatfest Marie outfit because I gotta do everyone at this point.
1. Springfest
2. Grand Festival
3. Splatoween
4. Summer Nights
5. Frostyfest
#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatfest#marie#marie splatoon#splatoween#frostyfest#springfest#summer nights#grand festival#this is kind of the opposite of Frye's ranking#despite how much I love Marie's design I'm pretty lukewarm on her outfits#Springfest Marie is great#I have established by now I love bright colors#the soft greens and pinks are perfect for spring and Marie#plus her gray hair matches the colors well#can you guys guess what my favorite splatfest outfits for the Squid Sisters are yet#Grand Festival Marie is really good it just feels a bit plain in both colors and detail#I love the crown though#the splatoween outfit itself is great but I don't think it fits Marie that well#I realized the reason why is because of her hair color#Callie's tentacles are already black which perfectly fits Halloween but Marie's gray hair clashes with the holiday's colors#she still looks beautiful though because she is Marie#Summer Nights Marie is admittedly growing on me but I'm not a big fan of the hair#I found an image of the summer version with her OG hairstyle and I think that looked better#it's ok if you like it btw it's just not my thing#and uh Frostyfest Marie is alright her hair matches her outfit colors
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I have an idea for the lawyer au. Inspiration from Boston legal season 8 episode 9.
A girl, make her young like sprite, comes to Gil one day and asks if he is a lawyer and if he can help her. Gil thinking she is being a kid jokingly asks how much money she has and when she answers 10 bucks her father comes and wants to take her with her. But she holds onto Gil and says please help me, if I go back to Poland they’ll force me to marry a man in this country. in this moment he realizes it’s a serious matter and protects the girl. At the end of this case it’s a very depressing situation for him. Thena is there to gently lift him up
Im sure you’ll manage to do something with it
"Gil."
Gil didn't even pick his head up. He was all but sleeping in his mug of guinness. "Gil's not here."
Thena didn't let him get away with it. She did pat his shoulder with some sense of pity for him. "Come on, Gil. It's well past midnight and you have another court date tomorrow."
He groaned at even the mention of going into court again. He didn't know if he had it in him after his day today. "I'm not going back there."
Thena shuffled her purse on her shoulder and perched herself on the stool next to his. "You don't mean that."
"I do," he huffed, pushing the goblet away with distaste. All he could smell was the thick, sweet stench of it. "And I should have punched that judge in the face."
"It wouldn't have changed the ruling," she pointed out in a very Thena way. "Unless you want to be barred from practising law for a year, if not the rest of your life."
He shrugged. He wasn't sure how he felt about the law after today. He had always thought he was on the side of the good guys, as cliche as it sounded. Sure, the law was far from perfect, but he really thought he was doing some good with his job.
"You did everything you could for that girl, Gil."
He scoffed and rubbed his eyes. The dim lighting and loud music of the bar were making his vision blurry, and all he could taste in the back of his throat was cheap beer. "Is that what you call letting her get shipped back to Poland to get married to some old creep?"
She was a kid, no older than Sprite. It was a sickening 'case', no matter how sudden or pro bono it had been. She had even offered to pay with the only 10 dollars to her name, kept safe inside the birthday card it came in and everything. But none of it had done any good.
"We don't win every case, Gil."
"Well, you'd think this one would matter more!"
A few heads turned. He had been quietly sulking at the bar for hours, by this point, enough beers in that the bartender was beginning to eye him every time he asked for another.
Thena didn't even flinch.
Gil groaned again, scrubbing his face with his hands even though he'd been touching the bar that was cleaned only god knew when. He sighed, "I'm sorry."
But she understood his outburst, maybe even condoned it. "It's okay. I can't say I blame you for coming here and burying it under...how many is it now?"
More than he wanted to admit to. So, instead, he ruffled his hair and attempted to pull himself up in his seat with some dignity. "Doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure he's cut me off quietly anyway."
The bartender turned around, ears already burning and a towel slung over his shoulder. "Time to pay up, Boston Legal?"
"Very funny," Gil snarled at him. He knew it wasn't this guy's fault he'd had the worst day of his entire career, but that didn't mean he was in any mood for it. He slapped his hands over his jacket, his rumpled tie and then his suit pockets. "Shit."
"Oh come on, man, you're a lawyer, I know you've got-"
"It's okay, I'll pay it," Thena held her hand up, already reaching into her purse.
"Fuck," Gil cursed, hanging his head (as if he needed any more reason to be ashamed of himself tonight). He misjudged the distance, even knocking his forehead against the counter edge. Maybe it would be a little sobering, if he was lucky. "Thena, you don't have to-"
"It's okay," she assured him yet again, but she was still sounding more like 'work' Thena than the Thena had come to know and prefer.
Gil watched as the bartender took her card to close out his tab. He couldn't get any more pathetic anyway--what was a little more humiliation? "What are you doing here? Are the girls okay?"
Thena finally smiled at him, and it was the real Thena he saw, no matter how blurry. "They both asked to have sleepovers tonight. It's rare, but tomorrow is a half day at school, so I dropped them both off. When I asked how you were, the response wasn't all that clear, so I figured I would try here."
Gil made a face. He didn't remember talking with her. He felt around again for his phone, which he didn't so much pull out as clumsily drop it onto the bar. He blinked a few times, really trying to focus on reading his messages.
She had texted him, asking if he was doing okay and where he was. His response was a jumbled mess, but he unfortunately could make out something resembling him telling her that he was going to drown himself in beer and that she could join if she wanted.
He couldn't even remember reading, let alone responding to it. He really did need to be cut off for the night. He wasn't young and in college anymore--he would probably have a hell of a hangover tomorrow morning (afternoon).
Thena nodded as her card was handed back to her, Gil's debt settled. She turned back to him, "think you can walk?"
He grumbled. If he wasn't already, he would flush with guilt at the insinuation. "I'm not that bad, Thena, really."
She was kind to say nothing about him wobbling a little as he got up at first. But he made it to the door easily enough with her behind him. Maybe he did need a little hand on his back, but as soon as he was out in the cold night air it was at least a little better.
Thena pulled her jacket tighter around herself. She should have been at home, relaxing during her kid-free-evening. She could have been curled up reading or watching that funny ghost show she liked with a glass of wine or a mug of tea or something. Instead, she was picking up his drunk ass from a dive bar a block away from work.
"I'm sorry, Thena," he began apologizing, for the first time of many, he told himself. He owed her plenty more, and that was beyond his bar tab, which he would pay back with interest, too. "I just...that kid-"
He pushed his nose deeper into the soft material of her white turtleneck. The cotton or cashmere or whatever it was soaked up his tears. "She was just a kid."
Thena probably didn't consider herself a hugger, but she gave really nice ones. She was really gentle, and soft, and even if she was small boned, she still felt warm. Even in her boots, she was up on her toes just slightly to wrap her arms around his neck, pulling his face into her shoulder. "I know it's terrible. But you did everything you could, and we're just going to have to live with that."
"I know." Thena did know--she had sat in for the final leg of his plea. She had witnessed his loss and she had been the one to restrain him from mouthing off to the judge presiding and possibly losing his license. "It's not fair."
"What are we doing?" he asked, even hiccuping faintly as he closed his arms around her as well. He was a mess, probably stank of beer, and he shouldn't have been here in the first place. But he melted into Thena's good graces, letting her absorb some of his misery for him. "What good is any of this if I couldn't protect her?"
"That wasn't your job today," Thena whispered to him, and it felt as if it was right next to his ear. "Your job was to argue for her in her place, and you did that. You fought with all you had. But the law wasn't on our side, today. And there will be more days like this."
He knew that. He'd had hard cases before, lost cases before. But never anything like this. He'd had his faith in the judicial system and the court system and the social work system waver before--it came with the job. But now he wasn't sure how he was ever supposed to go back to work again.
"You lost a case, and it's never easy. But what that girl's parents are enforcing is not your fault."
It sure fucking felt like it was. Gil could still remember the look on the kid's face as it sunk in that it really was over, that they had lost and that her parents had every right to drag her back with them. He had handed her back the card with her birthday money in it, unable to accept it after their defeat.
"Come on," Thena leaned back, putting a hand on his cheek, probably checking his eyes to see if he was sober enough to make it back to his car. If she even called him an uber and watched him slump himself into it, it would already be more than he deserved.
"Yeah," he cleared his throat, swallowing the lump in it. He looked around the parking lot, increasingly empty by this time on a work night. "I, uh, left my car back at work. It's probably where my wallet is, a-actually. I should-"
"We can get it tomorrow, Gil," she cooed in that melodic voice of hers. She insisted it was like cold, hard ice, but he thought it was gentle and elegant, like a curtain dancing in a window.
"I've gotta get home," he all but whimpered. What a wet blanket he was being, but whatever. He pulled out his phone again, attempting to find an uber she could toss him into and be rid of him.
"I know, come on," Thena pulled at his arm gently. And when he stumbled anyway she leaned closer, letting him rest his big, meaty shoulder against her little one. "I'll get you home."
He just stared. She looked really pretty in the streetlight glow, all blurry at the edges like it was a dream sequence in a movie. "You didn't have to come and get me."
She raised an eyebrow at him. "Was I to leave you drowning in your beer?"
It would be a fitting end, at least. But he shrugged, leaning on her as little as he could afford as they made their way to her car. "You shouldn't have to deal with the aftermath of my shit."
But she shouldered him easily, getting him to the passenger door first and unlocking it with her fob. "We have the same job, Gil. Same job, same shit--I know what it's like to want to dive head first into a pool of cheap wine coolers and forget everything we've ever learned."
But she didn't, that was the difference. Because Thena had other obligations and responsibilities. And took them seriously, unlike how he had come over here without even his wallet somehow.
Gil leaned against the top of the car before letting her elbow him in. She was supporting him under his other arm, tucked into his side. He would rather be supporting her, like he had after she broke her arm. "Thanks, Thena--even if you're seeing me make a huge ass out of myself."
She gave him a really sweet smile as she separated herself from him at last, letting him get into the car seat. "Quite impossible."
She even closed the door for him, being a real gentleman to his drunk ass. Gil crossed his arms, tilting his head as he looked out her windshield. "I don't think that's true."
But she climbed into the driver's seat without a word, not wasting any time as she began backing out. "I've only picked you up a few times, but I believe I remember the way."
"You'll be fine," he murmured, still with a slight slur to his words. He would let her go and if he really had to correct her, he would. "Just look for a depressing bachelor complex and I'll be on the left."
Thena let out a laugh, which added at least some levity to the night.
She had a cute laugh. He looked at her again, although hopefully with her focused on the road she would just think he had a sore neck or something. "Y'know, maybe we should change firms."
"What makes you say that?"
He shrugged, his eyes getting fuzzy again. He was tired. "I mean, we're not allowed to do any pro bono work, which sucks. I know it's a small firm but come on."
"I do agree with you on that one," she muttered quietly. She could act all 'ice queen' if she wanted to, he knew she also had a soft spot for the kids they ended up working with.
"And the guys at the office," Gil made another face, but Thena was driving so she couldn't appreciate how funny it was. He made a noise to accompany it. "I don't like the way they look at you."
Thena didn't answer for a few minutes, probably trying to actually focus and navigate amidst his yapping. "I didn't think you noticed."
He blew a a raspberry, although with his dry lips it really sounded more like a wet fart. "Please, those pigs think they're being subtle when they look at you like--well, they're not, is what I'm getting at. And they wonder why I don't like them."
Thena let out a faint laugh again as she made a turn. She was driving a little slowly, but that was probably because she was afraid she would jerk him around too much and risk him hurling on her nice off-white interior. "I figured you were just too nice for their crass tastes in drinking buddies."
"Not disgusting enough, more like," Gil huffed again. He had to reel himself in and keep from divulging anything else. He didn't ever want to have to repeat to Thena the kind of language he'd heard them use to refer to her when they thought no one was listening.
And it didn't matter how many times he told them not to talk about her like that. All it ever did was get them convinced he was sleeping with her and beg him to tell them all about it.
"You would leave the firm just because of them?"
He slumped down further in his seat. He wasn't paying nearly enough attention to direct Thena if needed, but it was kind of nice just being in the car with her. Just them, a quiet drive, not even Sersi or Sprite or the loud, bouncy pop they liked to listen to between them.
Well, he did like some of the music they made him listen to.
"It wouldn't be just for that reason, there are more," he sufficed to say. But then he dragged himself up again and looked at her. "But I wouldn't leave without you."
Thena, driving, spared him a quick glance. She seemed surprised. "You wouldn't?"
"Of course not," he scoffed more lightly this time. Because that question was actually funny. "If anything, you're the reason I stayed past my probation period."
He wasn't supposed to tell her that. Well, he hadn't wanted to admit it to her, and certainly not like this. Whoops.
"Well," Thena began as they pulled into the parking lot of his building (unfortunately). Her voice really was like a lullaby. He had to wonder if he would even make it inside, at this rate. "If you decide to leave...then so will I."
#Thenamesh Family Law AU#thank you so much for the ask!!!#I actually did look up the clip you were talking about#what a gut wrenching case#and of course Gil is devastated that he couldn't win for her#she's just a kid!#Thena does keep him from telling that judge he's gonna kill him#he high tails it out of the courtroom already pulling his tie out because he can't be here right now#Thena tries to go after him but loses him in the crowd#Sprite and Sersi were both asking about skipping the useless half day anyway#so when they ask to have sleepovers she says great I'll drop you off with everything you need#Gil is here thinking he's making himself look like such an idiot#meanwhile Thena has been waiting for a response from him forever#and when she gets the text that he's clearly drunk#she gets up and goes to get him of course#because they're idiots in love#she gets him into his apartment and he's so miserable#he says welcome to my sad apartment#it's actually quite nice for a man cave#he thanks her for rescuing him and kisses her hair and drags himself into his bedroom and flops down on the bed in his suit#Thena can't exactly lift him#but she takes his shoes off and rolls him onto his side so he can't suffocate himself at least#the next day the girls are like where's Gil we should all hang out this weekend#Thena is like well#he wasn't...feeling the best yesterday so let me just call him#he's hungover to high heaven and barely makes it into court
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good GOD can we stop gendering everything. I swear some of y'all just took the futch scale and decided to run with it as gender roles 2.0 (yassified edition)
#like use whatever labels you want for yourself and your communities idc! i love femmes i love butches im happy for you#my issue as always comes when yall start imposing those labels on anyone and everyone unsolicited#and ESPECIALLY when you tear apart other people for not being femme/butch enough#me personally i dislike both those labels because i know i will never be enough for them even if i try#plus i dont see the correlation between how a certain article of clothing or way of wearing my hair makes me more masculine or feminine#for ME that is. like if a skirt/kurti makes you feel more femme thats great. but that doesn't mean it has to universally be feminine#and telling me im femme because i like skirts is just reinforcing a universal gender to a piece of clothing#me personally i can't wear pants cause they're uncomfortable#anyway tangent aside. those “this is the most butch woman twitter can handle” posts were funny at first#but then they devolved into “HAHA twitter thinks girl with long hair is butch they don't know what a real butch is”#which is so annoying. what makes you butch. who gets to decide that#there is a problem when characters who express their butchness a certain way canonically get miscasted with traditionally femme stuff#and i get that butchphobia is very real#but also when that's not the case just let people express themselves man. you don't have to be dragging everyone all the time#liveblogging.pdf
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i love that my mum is buried in a park. a beautiful place that isn't just fulla death but lotsa pretty plants and animals too. she's near a duck pond and she'd love that, she liked to feed the ducks. and shortly after her funeral, a wallaby hopped by and that made me love the park even more
#it was months ago. that poll just got me thinking about it#i expected it to be a sad day but i was actually pretty happy#because it was a nice ceremony. full stuff mum woulda liked#pink and purple orchids. a playlist of songs she picked out#nobody was dressed in black (as per both her request and mormon tradition). it was a lovely sunny day#my hair and outfit looked really great. i gave a good eulogy#it was just a nice day. funny how things turn out#but a lot of my tears and woe happened to me on my own#i expected to cry during the eulogy but i was strong. and i'd cried when i wrote it. it being prepared helped#there is a video of it but i havent gotten a lot of it. nor any of the photos of that day#my godfather has all that and i havent met up with him since then. just how things have been. i'll get 'em eventually
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SEEING PAGET BREWSTER ONSTAGE AGAIN LETS GOOOO
LIKE DELLA ILYSM COMFORT CHARACTER SUPREME I PROMISE BUT SADIE IS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#SILVER HAIRED SADIE PLEASE#IM SO GLAD THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR IS BACK WHAT A GIFT#y’all you HAVE to listen to Thrilling Adventure Hour it’s SO good and she’s SO frickin funny#LIKE SHE WASNT JUST CAST FOR BEING GREAT SHE WAS CAST BECAUSE SHES A FUCKIN STELLAR VOICE ACTOR SPECIFICALLY#PLEASE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAW IT LAST TIME AND WE HAVE N E V E R BEEN GAYER THAN WHEN SHE WALKED ONSTAGE#BOTH OF US JUST FULL BLUESCREENED#THIS IS A THIRSTPOST AND IM SORRY IM SORRY I PROMISE ITS JUST THE ONCE#PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW FOR MY SINS
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Roman and Neo Rapunzel AU but Roman’s Rapunzel and Neo is Flynn Rider
#Started out as a joke now it’s all I’ve been thinking about for the past twenty minutes#since I started watching rapunzel anyway#Lil miss grabbed Roman when he was like 13 and Roman doesn’t remember anything before that#It would be hilarious.#Romans actually a million times more street wise than neo from a) the thirteen years he spent on the streets that he doesn’t remember#And b) lil miss outsourcing all difficult problems to him because he’s smarter than everyone#Cut to the fuzzy duckling scene which Neo is SURE will get him to back off. Cut to ten minutes later when Roman is best friends with everyo#I a) love rapunzel and b) love Roman and Neo#Does it work great with Neo as Rapunzel? Yes. It does. Does it basically fit perfectly? Yeah. Is Roman basically a perfect Eugene? Yeah.#It’s not broken but I’m still gonna fix it#I can have both I do have both and I will have both.#New thought it’s Roman eyes that glow. The eye he covers has been gouged out. Cue:#“When I was a baby people tried to steal my hair but once it’s cut it loses its power”#But much more morbid. On account of Lil Miss cutting his eye out.#Oh wait more thoughts. AU to the AU has been formed.#No I shan’t explain. I’d be girlbossing to close the sun.#Rwby#roman torchwick#neo#Au is slightly damaged by the fact that a) no one has ever wanted Roman and b) no one has ever wanted Neo#‘specially on the bio parent front. Romans mom would have paid someone to kidnap him.
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#ok tag rant time yay#cus i need to process some shit#soooo the big thing is ajdhfnfhdk pretty girl!!! yay!!!!! and first time for that!!!!!!!! we matched on an app last friday#got coffee the next morning then met up again monday night (implied fun things) then in the wednesday morning shit show she came over just#to sit with me and so everything could be ok for a while and i felt the safest I ever have#which is a big deal because last time i had that feeling i was with the guy i like and one of my best friends sleeping on the floor because#little tiny college beds dont fit three people and then they left me on the floor to sleep in one bed together and i cried a lot#then they essentially kicked me out of the polycule and started dating soooo :) yeah#good to replace that with a (absolutely fucking gorgeous) pretty girl holding onto me while the world falls apart#and yeah she's sosososo prettyyyyy she has such nice dark long hair and really pretty eyes and she's literally#6 feet tall (which. ajdhdjfndbsmdjcjfj.) and she's the biggest nerd omg i had a like 2 hour conversation with her and her gf about star trek#its great#we're moving sapphic fast lol which is a lot but im obsessed with her a bit#did i mention shes so pretty? its fr like that one tiktok sound about a hot girl and her little gay boyfriend#oh and she came over again last night and i think im gonna dieeee lol i never realized how much of a physical touch person i am before#i mean i knew i liked it a lot but i just do not want to let go. at all. ever. i miss her#this is what i mean by bisexual so gay for men and women and it happens liek the stereotypes for both#sadly she's already mentioned maybe having to move because of everything and i really don't want that#but i guess we'll try it for as long as we can#overall though yay yay yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Called my aunt to wish her a happy birthday and we spent an hour discussing what I was doing with my life 😭
#my uncle wants me to go get a PhD in quant or finance or information systems and then become a professor#OR#be a lawyer or a dentist#the PhD thing was very specifically catered when I was like 👉🏽👈🏽 I wanna teach#none of those things sound all that appealing..#space law Has Potential#but I think it would make me want to rip my hair out#they were both like. you have two years but then figure your life out by then#and then they were like. what is ur cousin doing. has he proposed yet#and I was like ??? it hasn’t even bee n a year?? I think they’re going to Japan#and oopsies apparently he had not told them they were going to Japan#my bad#after I. very reasonably said it makes sense to wait 2-3 years#he went ‘what is there going to be left to talk about then. life is all downhill from there. might as well get married now’#and. I’ve never ever ever heard that from a human being before#WHAT DO U MEAN YOULL RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT#I could never#anyways love having my existential crises exacerbated by familial interactions#they just Say Things#I need to study. I’m gonna go do that maybe#actually no I want to complain more. my uncle keeps saying that the problem with space is that there’s only a few cities that work on it.#and that’s gonna limit my choice of partner#(so funny how they say partner. they are very homophobic and have no idea or they’d go THE MAN YOU MARRY like my mother does)#I feel like space is growing…#altho I’m sure that’s what people thought in the 60s and 70s and 80s and 90s#idk some of these bitches have been around since like the 70s and 80s and 90s#so it’s not like they all got fired immediately#my dental hygienist was telling me space was great until Obama slashed the budget#I didn’t have anything to say back considering I was 8 when he was elected and know v little about his policies#anyways. this is a psa to not call ur relatives even to wish them happy bday because then they’ll trap u in conversation and make u question
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Oh FUCK dude.p
#i. ohmygod. i am gay#yeah. and a femboy. gay in the way i swing both ways and all but#hoooooo loorrd#ium. oh my god#this entire day ive worn shorts. crop top. binder. thigh highs. never have i felt so. woah.#like. submissive? i think. not sure.#but god i felt so cute.#i need to cut my hair.#fuck. thinking about. gjjgjjjg. i sort of Liked being called a brat. and a good boy. and all the other names. theyuhm. woah.#its so.. difficult to talk to them on vc because while i can do my stuf in chat and calm down quicker. oh god. oh ffujcjk#its just. its so hard because i get so flustered or excited and.#im used to doing all those things with my friends but#i FORGOT i cant do my sounds at those photos. it is so embarrassing. i am deceased.#and oh. maybe. maybe that fits make me Feel something. the threats i mean#the torture was silly but. oh gosh i can only banter with them when dusty is gone#dusty probably wouldn't be okay with some of the stuff they say especially after i showed off one thing and they seemed just...#so concerned. weird.#i don't think any of this is bad and i like it and it makes me happy and blushy and giggly and my friends are great#i like having power taken away from me so quick but i wish i had something to use against them. .. itd be nice to keep that power.....
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