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I had a tissue stuffed up my nose because I am sick thanks selene and the runny nose is never ending, and Hermes just climbed on the couch acting all wiggly and cute and like he wanted to cuddle BUT INSTEAD HE PULLED THE TISSUE RIGHT OUT OF MY NOSE AND RAN AWAY WITH IT TO TRY TO EAT IT
DOGS ARE NASTY
#i got it from him but i will admit my reaction was a bit delayed by me cracking tf up#because it was so unexpected and funny#he legit laid down and pressed into my side like he wanted to cuddle#then just SNATCH and instantly back on his feet running away#SCHEMING GROSS BOY
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Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 10
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3-on-1 would normally be quite an unfair fight, but so far, Gaster's proven to be more than capable of taking what's been dealt... but the battle's far from over and our heroes still have plenty of fighting spirit!
The long fight continues next time, coming Jan. 11th!
#undertale#undertale comic#unexpected guests comic#gaster blaster#w. d. gaster#undyne (undertale)#i feel like i always forget about undyne's reverse spears so it was fun drawing them here ^^#also fun to get the blaster back in on the action :>#i got an ask about where it was last update and had to laugh because it was just about to show up :D#something something impact font#gaster keeps getting beat up which is funny but like. he can take it#it's everyone else who has to worry about getting hit too much...
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Your anons are always so different. You either get funny anon (like the 'pantaloons' one, I'm still thinking about that) or existential dread and misery anon.
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#that's the fun about it#a wide spectrum of anons#you never know what you're going to get and I'm lucky to receive so many genuinely thoughtful and funny asks#they're the highlight of my online existence#answered#anonymous#moments ago someone sent me the beginning of the My Immortal fic and I'm not posting it because it was long and#it doesn't really have anything to do with me or my art but it was unexpected and I chuckled#first of it's kind
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But if this station floods, what happens to you? I die.
#lost#lostedit#tvedit#lost spoilers#charlie pace#desmond hume#nikolatexla#not gonna comment on this one#he was my favourite character#funny thing is he wasn't scared that much because he knew how he was going to die#i think it reflects on the audience too#i felt so bad when they hang him in s1 bc it was so unexpected#i felt bad this time too but i knew it was coming
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tooning it up call that toontown (ba dum tss)
#clemart#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#flippy#flippy toontown#ash ttcc#professor pete#resistance ranger rain#rain ttcc#reid stock#reid stock ttcc#ash is theone with the little hat because everytime i imagine him its with a cowboy hat. no reason for this it just makes sense to me in my#mind#sorry these are also just doodles but i colored them in and overlay shaded them so they at least didnt look too flat#ill do actual rendered pieces of some of them one day#kind of expected but i really like professor pete hes funny i get a task to go to him and its like meeting an old friend#Just realized I had put unexpected instead of expected . Oops
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I feel like if Q was a YouTuber he'd have anti-Bob Ross energy. Like he still says everything in a calm manner, but it is so not Bob Ross you know?
#also while i have you here: peem pun and tan would be vloggers chain isnt one but is popular by association#lowkey think it would be funny if tan was a fitnesstuber or a computer guy cause apparently he is a computer engineer#obviously matt and mick would be video game streamers#phum is popular for being rich and that is about it and he lowkey hates it#like hed have so many followers on Instagram because they envy his lifestyle#beer and fang are also popular through association#the thai online space explodes when tanfang reveal they are dating because what an unexpected crossover#toey is also not in the online sphere but he sometimes joins matt for streams and falls asleep to q's videos#we are#we are series#we are the series
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sideyshowy bobby
#sideshow bob#robert terwilliger#simpsons fanart#my art#self insert#me#self insert shipping#thedorfmirrin#s/i and fandom blogs may interact lols#i knew he existed as a kid but its one of those situations where i instantly fall for a character many years later-#the moment i look at them again#like with maleficent and ursula :33#so exactly 1 week ago#i met sideshow bob#how do i even begin?? i cant remember how it even happened- i was looking at someone's tumblr notes bc i like to look at comments sometimes#then i saw someone's username which i liked the ring of#then i saw more images of this guy#and now u know the rest#why is he so cute and funny#the dichotomy of a snooty thespian who loves to play up his villainy (because he cant do ANYTHING without going above and beyond to get the#attention of the whole world#while also having goofy clown tendencies#im head over heels for him#so is my partner mirrin (thanks to meeeee >x3 )#and hes a simpsons character. not at all in a bad way bc i do not ever judge anyone's f/o crushes-#it was just. SOOO unexpected for me bc i tend to not pay attention to that show for personal reasons#just goes to show that theres a character to love for everyone in every piece of media#also this guy made me appreciate the show and its art direction a lil more than before despite my harbored feelings#and some of its silliness like genuinely it can be so funny (when there isnt a fat joke thrown in every 5 seconds anyway..#so everyone winz
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I’ve been really thinking of reopening my art shop soon… I’ve been taking some practice doodles (hence all the posting lately) while I shake off my rust and I’m finding things I enjoy working on again. I miss trying my hand at more dragons/OCs and colors. my shop’s so broken rn lmao but that’s a problem for a later date it’s just nice getting back into art
#my mental health is starting to improve a bit#took a couple years but I found some meds that finally work better for me#ofc things aren’t 100% but I was really in a pit for a while#like ‘did not leave my house in months and slept 14 hours a day’ kind of pit#so. any improvement is better lol. but nah I’ve been making real improvement and im doing better. a lil shaky sometimes but that’s expected#diagnosed with chronic fatigue too. which is unfortunate but not unexpected. i am indeed god’s sleepiest soldier#i feel like a raisin slowly rehydrating but considering i was in a desert before any hydration is welcome#just learning how to enjoy things again overall#one thing I just couldn’t get myself to do (and enjoy) was art. doodles here and there but nothing to post#and it’s kind of funny because I feel like that downtime actually gave me a chance to think about what I wanted to work on#even when I wasn’t actively practicing#just paying attention to things I guess. enjoying art styles#i genuinely think my experimenting with stained is helping me learn colors#i spend hours in the scryshop im glad it’s paying off lmao#i want to tackle bigger things but i just gotta ease myself into the hang of things again#for now im having fun and that’s coooool. thank you all for your nice comments#i read all tags while kicking my feet and giggling. thank u all#that’s the update on Me tho. more to come hopefully#starting next month/julyish I will have a significant amount of time to dedicate to drawing which i intend on doing#so who knooowwwsss#rambles#funny enough coloring has become my favorite part of the process now. it used to be lineart. now lineart annoys me LOL#i also feel like i kinda lost my ability to write which has been frustrating but im focusing on art first#anyways that’s a whole different tangent rant over
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The tanaoi stans believe a fancanon that "Aoi has a crush on Tanjiro and give up because of Kanao" when that shit did not happen in both manga and novels. I really hate TikTok for spreading this fake info and now they are hating on Kanao just to ship tanaoi. I'm sorry that Kanao was picked by Tanjiro and Aoi was not? And Aoi did not give up shit for Kanao in canon lmao. She loves Kanao as a sister yes as stated in the novels but she show her love for Kanao by understanding how Kanao's mentality work instead of being controlled by her low self-esteem and Kanao show love to Aoi by comforting her while she's having a breakdown realization in the novel.
None of their relationship revolves around Tanjiro because that shit was a headcanon and not canon and I hate that their sisterly bond is being lowered to ships.
If Tanjiro and Kanao had barely interactions in canon then Tanjiro and Aoi have even less interaction. Have we even read the same manga and novel or this is another ya'll fancanons? If we are gonna play about conon moments between ships, Kanao has always Tanjiro's attention and notice her ever since until the end wether it's because of her skill or eccentric behavior. Tanjiro always approach Kanao first and vice versa. He approach and blush while thinking fondly that she's 'sweet' at the closing end of the manga hinting their growing romance because Tanjiro's goal is already achieve so he has now time to be young. Aoi is barely noticed by Tanjiro but acknowledge her hardwork say nice things about her just like any other people at the mansion and Tanjiro never tried to approach Aoi since then and barely interacted with her than he was with Kanao. The thing is, it's also Tanjiro who understands Kanao's anger at Inosuke in the novel and made Inosuke understand why she feel that way causing for Inosuke and Kanao to reconcile immidiately.
The funny thing is, Aoi has more interactions with Genya in the novel than with Tanjiro and Inosuke in both manga and novel. Genya was the one who defend Aoi when a slayer insulted Aoi and Sumi for being non slayers and not in the frontlines and Aoi took care of Genya the whole time even though Genya was shy and tried to push her away. And no, I don't ship Genya and Aoi. I ship Genya and Muichiro. I'm just pointing it out.
Ship tanaoi all you want but leave Kanao alone.
Calling Kanao a 'pick me'. You learn a phrase and run with it.
If we are going to call Kanao pick me because she's silent and has tragic past, shoul we call Giyu or any other male characters who are quiet and has a tragic past a pick me too?
I don't usually go to war for ships but they are shitting on Kanao and get into tankana space? Like stay on your lanes.
#Kanao#aoi kanzaki#kny#tanaoi#tankana#I use to no care about tanaoi but because of their toxic stans I began to hate it#minding on your own business#funny because i thought it would be the m/m shippers who would be toxic to tankana#but lo and behold it's tanaoi stans very unexpected#inotan zentan gentan muitan are shipers are actually more respectful and don't butcher kanao#aoi has one sympathy TikTok and now everyone is hating Kanao because Aoi is jealous with Kanao like it's Kanao's fault#tanjiro x kanao#tanjiro x aoi#tanaoi getting brave lmao ship it and leave tankana and Kanao alone#if your a tanaoi and is minding your own business and don't enter Kanao and tankana's space then this post is not applied to you#Kanao tsuyuri#someone tried to trash Tankana and Kanao so I trash tanaoi in return#I'm not playing with Kanao baes
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COOKIES OF DARKNESS NATION WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
(long rambling in tags if u care)
#cookie run#licorice cookie#red velvet cookie#affogato cookie#I KNOW im late to this but i was at school ok 🙄 anyways i have a lot of thoughts#first off LICORICE UGH I MISSED HIM SO BAD IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM#his stats are so fascinating to me. i don't think anyone was expecting his strength to be that high#its pretty average but its still his best stat surprisingly#im shocked his strategy and puzzle solving are only 3. i think that's a strange decision to make them so low but I'm open to accepting it#maybe his avoidance/lack of ability to see the big picture contributes to the low scores?#his stats are so unexpected but I could get used to it. still i want an elaboration from devsis on these#i want them to show his strength in the show because i was expecting his strength to be like. 3 or 4#but anywho. i think its very funny how affo is 0 strength. i love how its canon licorice could easily kick his ass in a fist fight#i really do love affo and im SO happy to see him with the cod fucking finally all we got with him as a cod until now was ODYSSEY 😭#im so excited to see him work with the cod as an actual member. he's a very fun character for me#i cant wait for them to actually make him feel like one of the cookies of darkness its been over a year since he joined by now c'mon#im just so ecstatic that the cod are back. hopefully this is a good omen and will pave the way for more cod appearances soon#bcs u all know how i feel about the lack of cod for the better part of the past year. this better be their comeback i believe in them#😁😁😁😁😁😁 IM JUST SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME IM SO HAPPY U HSVE NO IDEA I LITERALLY SCREAMED#btw ik crepe is there. but they're in a weird grey area of being a cod so i didn't post them BUT IM VERY HAPPY THEY'RE THERE TOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#♦️charlie's miscellaneous
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The House of Astarion - A Baldur's Gate Fic
Written by pokimoko
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: ~12K
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Astarion & Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Astarion & Gale (Baldur's Gate), Astarion & Wyll (Baldur's Gate), Astarion & Gale & Karlach & Lae'zel & Shadowheart & Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
Characters: Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate), Wyll (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Cazador Szarr
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Inspired by Theseus and the Minotaur (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Alternate Universe - Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Fusion, (but only partially), Location: Faerûn (Dungeons & Dragons), Dungeons & Dragons Game Mechanics, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Canon-Typical Violence, Vampire Spawn Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Astarion Needs a Hug (Baldur's Gate), Karlach is the Best (Baldur's Gate), Gale as Player Character (Baldur's Gate), POV Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Astarion-centric (Baldur's Gate), Fluff and Angst, During Canon, Labyrinth - Freeform, Astarion & Karlach Friendship (Baldur's Gate), (in which they speedrun becoming besties via a 5v1 battle and a good chat), All the World's A Stage And I'm the Star (or: how to deal with being the monster of the story), Astarion living his best Rogue Subclass Arcane Trickster Life, Epiphets. So many Epiphets, Angst with a Happy Ending, TLDR: hey. so you know how the Minotaur's name is Asterion? yeah...yeah
Summary: Within a secluded valley alongside the River Chionthar, there is a great labyrinth, and within that great labyrinth there is an even greater monster. At least, that is what the stories say, and we all know how those are supposed to go, with heroes always coming to save the day. In stories like that, there is only one ending that exists for monsters.
But this is not that kind of story.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanfiction#bg3 fic#bg3 fanfic#baldur's gate fanfiction#fanfic#my fanfic#my fic#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction#astarion#astarion ancunin#karlach#karlach cliffgate#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#shadowheart#lae'zel#greek mythology#minotaur#me finding out about asterion being the minotaur's name via playing stray gods gave me quite a burst of inspiration (or a muse shall we say#because hello? there's only one letter difference between them. like hell am I ignoring that#i'd already had another bg3 fic i wanted to start but this one decided to take me by the horns instead#and then it kinda spiralled into a longer thing than i expected. like these things always do#so now you have this funny little monster of a fic#(with a dash of in stars and time influence in there too. shoutout to siffrin and their obsession with plays)#(the play stuff was an unexpected addition to this fic. But greek myth and plays go hand in hand so)
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“I love when a protagonist is a complete blank slate until you analyze the text, and then they become a reprehensible monster”
Go fuck yourself. You clearly have no sense of empathy at all whatsoever if you’re willing to demonize children. You’re confused as to why people like Omori? Here’s a hint for you: Get a soul first, you heartless, empathy-lacking fuckwit.
Reply: yes, you’re right! I lack the necessary empathy to empathize with a child who willingly let his friends believe that they failed a girl they all cared about when in reality he was the one who accidentally killed her in a fit of frustration, and then twisted their words of comfort built on a lie to feel better about himself lol. I would never have the gall to do that.
Sunny is not “a bad person” because of manslaughter. He’s bad because he’s a coward who never shows any ounce of care for his friends, shown best of all in how he left Basil (who instead is staunchly loyal to him, to the point of staging a suicide to protect him) to deal with the fallout of the truth while he gets to live far away. Even a 16 yo should know better than that… and if they don’t, the story shouldn’t put Sunny’s own conscience on a level much higher than the grief of his supposed friends. I’m not going to feel bad for the sad bean only because there’s moving music during the climax. I’ve enjoyed works who explore the terms of forgiveness in the face of bad actions with much more maturity than this game :V
#submission#omori critical#bro why are you even targeting me i'm not the one who dissected the game to pieces#this was unexpected so i chose to answer because it was funny lol#write again and i'll block anons though#i don't care enough about this game to get into discourse it bored me to tears and that's all
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Special Counseling (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Helix#ZEX#DAX#These are especially funny to me because I remember when I first looked through the gallery and was Deeply Distressed at ZEX like this#I didn't know the context yet so the betrayal was uncomfortable! As intended but unexpected haha ♪#I love ZEX! Why would he do such a thing! Now I know <3 <3 And now I'm doing the same thing! Lol#The thought of ZEX never getting his own body again even for just a night even on the Institute's side ah it hurts#At least he'd finally have visual proof that it's Possible he never even saw Tanaka so for all he knows it was just another ''vision''#But of DAX <3 Of him getting his body back but turning on ZEX about it ough ♥ And the fallout!! Agh!!!#The setups the payoffs <3 <3 <3#I wrote a bit more for both scenarios actually - of DAX actually pointing a laser pistol at ZEX and threatening to kill him#Thus why ZEX is questioning him the next day - was that brainwashing or would you really do that??#ZEX of course wouldn't have flinched at the time - and DAX's motivation either way that this is a fate unbefitting of his Admiral#''He lowered his head feelers in a sympathetic way. 'I can hardly stand to watch you waste away in that form. If you would ask it of me...''#Weh ;;#Can you tell it's a bit inspired by We Do What is Necessary hehe <3#Which btw you've read right it's so good everyone needs to read it <3#Remind me to make a separate post about that one actually I had the oddest reread experience :3c Fascinating ✨#Anyhow lol#I actually like how I've written their next-day meetup after DAX returns to his senses more than I've drawn it hm :P#I think it's a specific line that sticks out to me - VUX communication through human bodies my beloved ;;♥#''He ran a hand down DAX's arm - a poor approximation of the gesture he was trying to emulate but he was sure DAX would understand.#They'd exchanged it enough times before.'' Hhhhhh ❤️💕💖💞💗 ;;/♥ I love them <3 <3#Also forehead touches and holding face and hands and jfdsalkfd the tenderness and loyalty aghhahgah <3#I really like the idea of VUX lacing fingers with each other as a kind of twining/head tendrils holding replacement ♥#The most intense one-eyed eye contact hehe <3
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ive written a kind of opening scene for how l. furius and c. martinus meet before (not necessarily for the first time, but at least for the first time where they're actively trying to get to know each other better) it's nominally from c. martinus' pov and he actually isn't particularly attracted to l. furius at that point. it's probably there a little bit, under the surface, but i dont think its actually occurred to him tht he could fuck that old man so it doesn't come up
#also when this hypothetical book is published i want to jumpscare the dads who read it with middle aged man mutual psychosexual obsession#the idea of it not being apparent that there will be a relationship between these two characters until you get further into it is deeply#funny+appealing to me. its so funny. itd be so unexpected (it won't happen out of nowhere i think it just still has the element of surprise#because they are not the type of characters who would usually get together in a work of fiction just bc of their position in the narrative.#like by expectation their relationship would remain close but platonic. however#ficposting
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impulse is my fav because he’s literally funny for no reason. like when he intentionally makes jokes he’s funny but even when he’s just talking he’s so so so funny. like idk i think impulse just reminds me so much of my dad who also is just so so so very funny all the time for doing literally nothing and i think that’s why i love him so much. it’s the dad humor it gets me every time
#impulsesv#life series#hermitcraft#like you definitely don’t see the funny/goofy side of impulse if you just watch his youtube videos#really i actually didn’t originally like impulse when i just watched youtube videos#but since i’ve started watching streams it’s changed everything#impulse and tango both were like#built for streaming#their humor is so based in unexpected moments#idk#i would say that if you don’t like a particular hermit you should watch them stream#because the uncut regular version of them is so much better
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this is so chronically online. i
Please read tags for explanation🙏
#this is the most brainrotted thing I’ve ever made#why was choo choo Charles in Garten of banban4#this was the first Garten of banban4 video btw#at about 55 mins in#I beg you to watch it#every single GTLive Garten of ban ban video is absolutely unhinged because#you can just hear mat ash and whoever their guest is if they have one go insane#was tempted to put glamrock Freddy in this list because Dan made a Funtime Freddy impression#but decided against it since he wasn’t included in the ‘it’s smash bros’ list#for anyone who doesn’t get the reference and cba watching the video#in gobb4 there is a dream(?) scene where they’re just minding their business and CHOO CHOO CHARLES pops out#so mat and Dan lost it talking about what a cross over and how#and I quote#not even in expecting the unexpected did I expect that#LMAO so yeah Stan the Garten of ban ban playthroughs they’re so funny#sad ash didn’t speak in that vid though💔#gtlive#matpat#matpat gtlive
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