#because it really is

[lethendrallis]

ten years, a hundred years from now, someone like me will love someone like you, and there will be no templars to tear them apart.

[buggybuggs]

Epic style

[clatterbane]

Oh wow. Now it's milk cartons.

Courtesy of DeepL:

If I had been the one buying this milk, I would have probably gone for another brand--or oat milk, failing that. But, I was not.

[dan-whoell]

7, 12, 16 (music asks!)

7. A song you know every word to

and suddenly every lyric to every song has left my brain

but after some concentration im going with Kick by Spanish Love Songs. i was shaky on the second verse but i did get it.

12. A song from the 90s

1999, but still counts: My Best Friend by Tim McGraw. on my dnp playlist but i keep forgetting to bring it up

16. A song that makes you think of an old (or current) crush

Coffee Eyes by The Wonder Years. not for the lyrics, but for the memory of buying jukebox tokens and them using my phone to play the song for the bar. we were the only two who knew it, and we were drunk and singing and laughing about how no one could possibly suspect us being the source of the song no one knew. and they kept drawing attention to us by playing up the jersey accent and screaming 'there's always BEEN a table for me thereeee'. we dont talk anymore but i always think of them and the time i was really really fuckin happy. everything else was shit but we were there together and we were happy.

[augustslaundry]

but snow :(

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[beebfreeb]

[ohcorny]

calling your representative is way less scary than you think it is. you're going to get some tired 22 year old with a scratch pad taking a tally at their desk. takes fifteen seconds and you're done

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bee gets to meet his idols

[abisalli]

Jason but he wears this helmet 😼

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me