Can vamps be seen in mirrors?- nevy
I imagine if Vincent cared about his appearance a lot the mfer should be able to see himself in the damn mirror.
Like where tf did that even originate from I wonder
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Public: There's no good movies in theaters right now, there's nothing to see :(
Me: (aggressively pushing Lisa Frankenstein into their faces) IT'S AN ORIGINAL SCRIPT. IT'S GOT CUTE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE LEADS. THE ACTING IS SUPERB AND SO FUN. THERE'S PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND ACTUAL SETS. IT'S PACING MAKES IT A BREEZE. I SWEAR IF YOU ASSHOLES MAKE ANOTHER DIABLO CODY HORROR COMEDY FLOP I WILL GO FULL JOKER
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I'm so disconnected from reality that whenever I hear the word "undead", my first thought is "oh! like Andy :))"
Bitch, it means zombie
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Selfship imagine for fatphobes: your F/O leaves you for me and have the time of their lives while I ride their face 💙
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Halloween illustration, let's ignore the fact that I'm late-
These two doofus are the heroes of one of my WIPs, and I always love drawing them. This time I tried a mock comic cover of sorts with them.
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grateful iskall ALSO restarted his vault hunters singleplayer for the record because i'm well behind on the meta and like. okay so before this update getting any levels of strength past 1 or MAYBE 2 was sort of bad, because by the time you hit the level that let you get strength two you had scaled your weapon attack power by enough that adding an additional flat 3 damage was straight-up worse than any of the other options (ESPECIALLY the mastery skills if you could afford them, for which you wanted undead mastery, you'd get way more of a damage buff that way). this is what i was running off of in my own world.
however, iskall set my straight. see in the CURRENT version of vault hunters. you can get all four levels of additional strength starting at level 1. which means you can get 12 additional points of damage by level 4. which at those low levels is like, doubling your damage early on. VERY different calculus. extremely worth it at that level.
thankfully i had the regret orbs,
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One other thing that bothers me in Bhaal plot of BG3 is that they made it sound like Bhaal created his Bhaalspawns as... servants? Puppets? And that's never been the purpose of the Bhaalpsawns? Ever? Every new Bhaalspawn he created in BG3 is counterproductive to his plan.
Bhaal knew in advance he would die, so he divided his divine essense into many mortal vessels. Then he charged his faithful (cough) high priestess Amelyssan to ensure every Bhaalspawn was killed after his passing, so that his power could be returned to him and he could be reborn.
Thats' the plan. A plan that's impeded, not helped, by more Bhaalspawns. It means splitting more of his essence.
Bhaal never wanted those spawns, he never intended to keep them, he never wanted a 'perfect child', they were fuel, born to be consumed for his return.
And that Larian has to make their dark urge the one true most *specialest* Bhaalspawn is just... pathetic. Can't find another word for it. They're trying to push aside Gorion's ward entire storyline, two incredible previous games, just to shove in their perfect, most special Bhaalspawn of all Bhaalspawns. And what flesh and blood of Bhaal is the Dark Urge made of? When Cyric killed him, he didn't have a mortal body, he was possessing one. Is the Dark Urge made of the dead flesh and blood of the guy he was possessing? Doesn't feel that special, but sure, go ahead.
I'm not saying their main charatcers shouldn't have been special somehow, it's part of the salt, but they should've have made it special with their own story. Not by trying too hard, and failing, to match the previous two games. I don't know, make the main character special reguarding something Illithid? You know, the supposed main focus of this game?
And yes, they do fail. The original game gives you the opportunity to become a god, in this one, your great evil achievement would be to be to work for a god. Congratulation, you've got a job. The one where you control the brain would be the only one where you truly achieve your evil overlord dreams. Surprise, surprise, that's the one connected to Illithid plot, not the Bhaal plot. They can do good work when they're not trying to one up their predecessors.
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