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lazylittledragon · 3 months ago

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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

#ramble #it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume #not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls #idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them #and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off #if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun #also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter #cis son privileges are CRAZY #i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences #like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here #i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day #this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh #is this just a my family thing or is this common

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moeblob · 9 days ago

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Their designs are literally stunning to me.

#genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #this will not shock one (1) person on tumblr who knows i love their designs #despite not really playing genshin LMAO #also i may have downloaded the game to pc earlier because i am craving side quests for a game im not invested in #i just want to do side quests i wanna do silly lil tasks for silly lil people #and you may ask yourself why not update hsr and do side quests there #the answer is i actually enjoyed the characters and plot and want to be invested and i mentally cannot invest rn #so i will attempt to play some genshin when i get home tonight

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crocuta1 · 5 months ago

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What was that one usher song... big run got us falling in love something something.....

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beebfreeb · 11 months ago

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One of the most heart-wrenching things that've ever happened to me occurred while trying to research the Super Paper Mario art style.

"Ohh what a beautiful and interesting art style! It is very distinctive! I wonder if anyone else has tried or wanted to try breaking it down and replicating it?" Obliviously, I typed in Super Paper Mario Art Style into my search bar... only to find many people calling it ugly and saying they hate it.

This simply could not be... permanent damage was done to my artistic soul.

No joy? No whimsy in this world? No love of computer graphics? Of a certain era of clipart? Of the art that was born from the computer and is difficult to replicate without one? Of the art made when this was something new and fascinating? No love for something unique?

Super Paper Mario don't listen to all those haters I love your geometric art style influenced by what shapes are easily drawn on a computer and the smooth mechanical interpolation within your animations. I love you. Also the music is banger.

#funny talking tag #I cannot understand why anyone would truly hate the art... it looks so cool it's so interesting to me.#However I realize that I'm not a Mario fan. SPM is quite literally the only Mario game I know anything about (beyond cultural osmosis).#(Well I know a little bit about Luigi's Mansion but mostly because I was obsessed with gameplay videos of it when I was 9)#(and whatever information that Lorraine feeds me because of his PHD in Mario autism)#SPM's only flaw is that you have to play it with the sideways Wiimote which is the worst control scheme that has ever been thought up.#(I did watch Lorraine play PM64 as well but as silly and charming as the game was... SPM has cooler art and a story. I like it a lot.)

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shroomerr · 1 month ago

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I finally watched arcane s2

#no one talk to me I am so emo rn #anyways…. this is just a rlly quick and rough warmup because I cannot draw anything related to arcane without being a blubbering mess #and crying all over my iPad #so that’s why it’s kind of bad lol #it’s meant to be bad #I cannot listen to remember me without tears swelling up in my eyes #anyways…… im gonna go recover by playing stupid toilet humour games #arcane #timebomb #shroomer's sketches !#ekko #jinx

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narnia-dreamer · 1 month ago

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Me, going to Critical role tag to see Predathos arts and theories (and also parallelisms to the Collector):

Also me, finding only hatred and people complaining:

#predathos #like... can we chill a little?#i guess it's me but some comments sound pretty nasty #also they are playing a game and the fact that they are not heroes it's the entire plot of bell's hells #literally none of them wanted to be there #they were forced to and had to choose #and they didn't want to because there's no right choice this time #it's much more complex #it's not like Vecna #where there was only one possible good outcome #here there's none #every possibility is going to be bad for someone #and that's what makes it interesting in my opinion #they are acting as humans and humans hate taking decisions like this #and act recklessly and stupid #but try their best because that's the only think they can do #like if you don't like it #it's fine #however it doesn't mean they are bad at their game #they are acting in a stupid way because they are not heroes #and they are not powerful as VM or M9 #my point is just stop being mean #it's not like you cannot dislike it just stop saying that your point is the only valid #because bell's hells journey is just as interesting as the others but it's different #like i would never expect them to act just as the other teams they are different people and if you don't like it okay #but they are not badly 'written' characters #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr 3x118 #critical role 3x118

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astracora · 16 days ago

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Yeah Sy cause ur not fucking real 😂

#this mode feels so unhinged #truly cannot look at them and not wanna laugh in their face #SYLUS 'I own a family run business #??? YOUR CRIME SYNDICATE #Sy: this is my family #me and these two twins I picked up off the street #also MC #so funny in game because mc canonically has no family left #but hey #love and deepspace #wonder plays #sylus #gods. the urge to show L is so real #but how much can i handle the teasing that follows

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chalkrub · 1 year ago

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it's mendel!

#my art #oc #mendel #anthro #furry #dragon #bringing back his sleigh bells because they kinda slay (sleigh)#i will revisit this i think. there's more i wanted to do with it but i wanted something to post before I leave for the next week so here...#watched the fnaf movie the other day for friend birthday and it was INCREDIBLY stupid and silly and bad but still a fun time somehow #the tonal whiplash was bizarre and the characters were incomprehensible and the dialogue was ridiculous and unintentionally funny #it's so funny this took 8 years to do what were they DOIN!!!! it cannot have been polishing the script!!!#but the animatronics and set design were incredible. even if they stopped being scary very fast i loved the funny murderous animals #playing elastica connection and iggy pop wild child was a choice that was made #anyway truly wild. i played the first four games and that's it so i can hardly profess to be the target audience #illustration

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potofbees · 6 months ago

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red lighting in alan wake 2

#i love u red lighting. thank u red lighting.#also ik dozens of people have taken photos of room 666 but i really liked how the number shines with the light behind it #most of these are just edited scenes from in-game but for a few of them sources of light were added in by me. i adore this games photo mode #sorry for no photos from saga's side of the story i just get way more immersed playing her side and get caught up in the casual beauty #whereas playing alans side its like every frame is a photo waiting to be taken just because they really go all in on the art direction #despite how many photos i have of alans side i think i kind of like sagas more . i just cannot deny the dark place is very photogenic #alan wake #alan wake 2 #aw2 #aw2 photo mode #aw2photography #mine

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makeriia · 3 months ago

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Fantober day 31!! A free day again.

Recently gotten into HADES, and I think about them a normal amount (lie)

#THEM. THEM. *SHAKES HANDS IN AIR* THEEEEEEEMMM #Honestly it’s surprising I havent gotten into the fandom sooner I mean I have been a mythology nerd since??? Uhhh #idk. But every week I see a notif from OSP and jump around in my room because YEAAAHHHH HYSTORY MYTHOS AND TROPES YEAHHHHH #And greek mythology is where the interest began so why am I only NOW getting onto the Hades train only god knows. Maybe multiple. They got #a whole pantheon so idk maybe multiple ON THE OTHER HAND they didn’t know about their own relative OR who his mom is so maybe I give them #too much credit #jkjk jk Zeus dont smite me I listen to ‘’Thunder bringer’’ a lot plz #speaking of epic the musical thats what I wanted to draw originality because HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE LIVESTREAM YESTERDAY?#THE ANIMATICSSSS THE ANIMATICCCSSS THE 3D CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. ODYSSEUS CASUALLY GETTING A JETPACK 💀 okay go off king /gen #HE GOTTA BE DANGEROUS MY FRIENDS GOTTA USE ALL HIS TRICKS IN HIS DOMAIN FOR THIS OH YEAH YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH PLAYING- okay I’ll stop #but we need a Hermes saga Im just saying. I love he. He’s such a dawling #…Also not me healing the ivantill trauma with a different silverhair+blackhair duo huh.#They bring me comfort I love my silly goofy god of nothing/blood and his boyfriend THE GRIM REAPER #my art #thanzag #they make me insane but in a good way #oh to be a guy trying to escape his dads house and then die to a butterfly and hopefully see death himself because he’s cute #hades game #hades fanart #hades zagreus #hades thanatos

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mollypaup · 6 months ago

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i think a really great aspect of oofuri is how much it gets mihashi's ass for being overly timid and dependent. it would be really easy to write off the way he and abe interact as being abe's fault because he is overbearing, and a lot of people do, but it has some really great moments of going "hey, you cannot hide behind abe or depend on him to make every decision. it's not good for you, or him, or the team."

#oofuri #yeah abe is a little overbearing but it is often because mihashi does not make decisions on his own so abe is just filling in the gaps #because he really and truly cannot make a good guess about what mihashi wants #because mihashi has never said anything about what he wants #but any time mihashi has ever voiced a complaint or suggestion abe takes it into account #he is not dismissive #he just doesn't think to ask because 1. mihashi has never given abe a straight answer to anything 2. abe is not very good at being social!!#autistic teen boy who needs things said simply to him paired up with autistic teen boy who thinks saying things simply will get him killed #abe should ask more but mihashi also needs to say more. abe can't read his mind and he shouldn't have to that's not how relationships work #i get a little irritated at the perception that abe is treating mihashi poorly #what is he meant to do when mihashi doesn't talk to him #i am thinking about the scene where tajima gets mad at mihashi #and tells him 'you can't play baseball with just abe'#because mihashi being incapable of speaking his mind and acting on his own isn't good for the team #and abe will pick up the slack but that isn't how things should be #i did not like the bijou game but i really liked it showcasing the strain it put on abe to make all of the calls #and there is a lot there to be said about how his willingness to do everything but actually pitch for mihashi #stems from how bad catching for haruna was for him #because he felt alone at the catcher's plate the same way mihashi did on the mound #and that. fucking scene of abe begging haruna to pitch. augh. he'll do the rest please just pitch #abe can do everything else as long as mihashi stays on the mound #obsessed with mihashi and abe mutually being so worried that the other person will not be there

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lovesickgoose · 1 year ago

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Kill your double

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #sniper #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #scribbling #this is because i play as sniper and the fuckign enemy snipers keep killing me #i can headshot scouts mid air and yet i cannot find these bastards #in my defence i have about 6 hours in the game #maybe 1 or 2 of which i was medic #this is cathartic for me

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thebabygirlenthusiast · 6 months ago

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I swear to god the biggest sin of re village is that they somehow DIDNT MAKE CHRIS A WEREWOLF. HES LITERALLY ON THE COVER ART OF THE GAME HEADSHOT W A LYCAN/WEREWOLF. IM STILL SO PISSED CAPCOM

like are you fucking serious

#like 3 years later im so pissed still #the cover art makes ZERO SENSE COME ON THEY HAD TO ATLEAST ONCE BEEN LIKE OH LETS MAKE CHRIS A WEREWOLF AND THEN IT GOT SCRAPPED SOMEHOW #DURING DEVELOPMENT.#COME ON MAN #i need to see chris become a werewolf NEOWWWWW #RIGHT NEOWWWWW #like literally it wouldve been so memorable too??? like wtf people wouldve lost their shit (im people)#i remember playing it w family and we were looking at the steam page for it and somebody was like OH IS CHRIS GONNA TURN INTO A WEREWOLF #IN THIS GAME??!?!#then we all screamed because it wouldve been epic and awesome and made sense SINCE THERE ARE LYCANS IN THE GAME GRAHAHHAHSAKK #sorry im using lycan and werewolf interchangeably theres probably a difference but i think in chris's case he would be a werewolf technical #y #ok so looked it up and the difference is that werewolfs cannot control when they shift. whereas lycans can. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WEREWOLF #GODDDD GOD GODD #chris redfield #re village #re8 village

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brofightiscancelled · 2 months ago

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okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

#context for oomfiematsus: idolmaster sideM's gimmick is that all the idols were other things before becoming idols #Beit is the unit whose gimmick is that all their members have part time jobs (baito)#others are like. lawyer -> idol; pilot -> idol; pianist -> idol; rakugoka -> idol; etc #finding out the backstories/previous lives of these idols is like the main appeal of this branch #a lot of times it's like trauma and stuff that causes them to switch careers. like there's a pair of twins who were former soccer pros #but one suffers a career-ending injury and it's sad. and theyre like well we were pretty good at PR and stuff though so let's be idols #(the other twin follows him because yknow twinsies <3 cant be apart)#and this guy is in the main unit so you meet him and he's just a fucking dick the whole time and he just seems to fucking hate being an ido #so the whole time youre like what's this guy's deal #(note i experienced this through the anime cuz all the games are EOS lol)#and then like 3/4ths into the anime in you finally get his backstory #and it's that his sister died of a very rare disease so he needs money to fund research to find the cure but no one will fund it #but instead of staying a doctor he decides the best way to do this is to BECOME AN IDOL?!!!?!?#like sure i bet the top idols do make more than an average surgeon? but it's like do you want a .01% chance to make a $2 million salary #or an 100% chance to make a $300k salary BECAUSE YOURE ALREADY A SURGEON!!!!#and it'd be another thing if he was like. kinda having fun with it. kinda being jovial #like there's literally another guy in the teacher unit who became an idol for the exact same reason (heard it was lucrative)#but then after he finds out being an idol actually isnt all that much cash #so he just decides to have fun being an idol instead!!!!#this guy NEVER GETS THERE. he's always a SERIOUS RUDE STICK IN THE MUD who is NEVER FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE HE'S LIKE #I'm Here For Work. I'm Here To Be The Best Idol. I Don't Want To Make Friends #LIKE GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL DUDE YOUR COWORKERS ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND 30 YEAR OLD MEN IN PINK TIGHTS.#anyways everyone likes him i guess he's supposed to be the “cold guy eventually opens his heart” kind of guy but he has always just come of #as very annoying to me. and also DUMB AS FUCK i cannot stress enough how STUPID OF A CAREER CHOICE THIS WAS #so i cant take him seriously when they try to play him up as this cool all-knowing guy when he's the STUPIDEST PERSON AT THIS COMPANY #INCLUDING THE 9 YEAR OLDS

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hauntingsunshine14 · 5 months ago

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summer olympics 2028 in a universe with no exy we have:

star gymnast neil josten

heavyweight champion andrew minyard

tennis pro kevin day

rugby goddess allison reynolds

d pole laxer matt boyd

marathon swimmer renee walker

volleyball libero aaron minyard

hockey forward dan wilds

synchronized diver nicky hemmick

#yes the easy route is to make neil do track but also he never talked about track in canon? he always chose exy #running is his coping mechanism not his passion i will stand by this until i die #like when neil runs there is no thought in his head or race-plan or anything he goes on runs when he needs to stop thinking and run away #andrew is a heavyweight boxer becuase i keep seeing art and it's a lovely idea #kevin needs a strategy heavy sport ok #allison does rugby because its something just as violent as exy and something her parents would hate just as much #i was going to have matt do boxing but yk what that guy deserves a team sport - also with a d pole he gets to do crazy checks #he is a fighter but he is also matt #renee just has the swimmer vibe to me like swimming is so quietly difficult and i would like buff renee pls #aaron i feel is secrelty good at being a team player when that team is not the foxes - also hes short and plays defense.#i cannot see dan wilds playing an individual sport. that woman was made to lead teams to victory #nicky met erik bc they are synch partners!#all of these sports would be radically different if they were in the winter olympics btw #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day

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aparticularbandit · 1 year ago

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read as i have returned to the gtlive playthrough of the game. which is my favorite. because they do voices for all of the characters.

sorry i'm not sorry i miss monika.

meanwhile i might be sinking back into my monika bs like.

-sighs-

where are my old headcanon i should bring those over here i think i may have already though hmmmmmm

#musings #that link goes to the first video #don't use their playlist because that's got the edited streams #i want the FULL STREAMS #and then for all of monika's lines i have to go elsewhere #and also for the extra content from ddlc+#which like #i like the additional stories from the version of the game where monika isn't self-aware and there's not a player character #aka the 'control' version of the simulation #-sighs-#this is what i do instead of replaying the game #because i cannot play the game #because a couple of the lines are actually super triggering for me #/if i would play the game/#anyway #-sighs again-#getting back on my monika bullshit #BECAUSE I CAN DO OTHER STUFF WITH HER #but didn't really feel like fanfic for ddlc by itself you know #BUT CROSSOVER POTENTIAL #i'm still playing around with the idea of hifumi bugging chihiro into making a monika #and like the idea of monika existing while they were all living together #and then junko resetting everything but doing something else with monika because i'm not sure she would know how to reset monika's memories #and we know she doesn't know how to kill an ai #and her memory stuff from matsuda is people not ai #LIKE #THE POTENTIAL #junko would end up making the ai version of herself into a real body person like monika actually #....#:D

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