#because i am not a simp
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Miguel's buffiness reminds me of Kronk. This is so random, why brain?🤦♀️
#miguel o'hara#spider man across the spider verse#spider man 2099#i was drawing him#because i am not a simp#*cough*#then my brain was like 'you know what he kinda looks like kronk'#and now i cant unsee nor cant unthink it#thanks brain
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Petition to give Usopp a gun. Not because of anything plot-related, I just think he looks extremely hot.
#'he should have a gun because it's more useful' shut the fuck up he should have a gun bc it looks hot#i am aware that the third image thing isn't a gun but do i look like i care about it he's pretty#usopp simping hours yayy#one piece#usopp#one piece colorspread
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can't stop thinking of domestic ghost learning how to crochet after he sees you practicing, large scarred, battle worn hands working away with a crochet hook and wool; not missing the way your eyes go fond as he joins you on the couch to crochet by your side. trying to suppress your giggle at the soft sounds of his frustrated grunts when he tries (and fails) to tie the slip knot for the 5th time in a row before he turns to you with a blank expression, arms extended in your direction.
what starts as slowly mastering little granny squares quickly evolves into working on whole projects; clothes, hats, face masks, stuffed animals. your house slowly fills up with both yours and his creations. although it's something you mostly do together, it wouldn't be uncommon for you to come downstairs as the sun rises only to find Simon hunched over a ball of wool, clearly awoken from a night of terrors and craving comfort from the repetition that crocheting provides.
he'd inevitably have to leave for deployment, but not without laying out a new cardigan he'd made just for you (a way he can keep you warm despite the thousands of miles that might separate you) or a little crocheted plush of himself, fitted with its very own little mask; even giving you the option of dressing it in either combat gear or his go to black hoodie and jeans. it leaves you teary every time, clutching his new creation to your chest and nuzzling the soft wool into your cheek, always knowing that his hands were made for more than just war and death.
and if the day comes you finally bring a child into the world, you better believe he's making them an entire wardrobe that matches the clothes he's already made for the two of you; holding the completed tiny garments up whilst you try your absolute hardest to not burst into tears at how small they look, knowing they're so lucky to have a dad who's going to love them so, so much.
#☁︎⋅writing#just a lil drabble about soft domestic simon#because i am soft#and a simp#and craving domesticity like it's a fucking drug#simon's love language is quality time and gift giving#but like#sentimental shit#you can't convince me otherwise sorry#i'm dying on this hill#simon riley#ghost#ghost headcanons#ghost x reader#ghost x you#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley cod#ghost cod
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I KID YOU NOT, THE MOMENT THEY REVEALED HIS PERSONALITY I JUST FELL INLOVE ON THE SPOT.
#lxkeee updates#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#WHICH IS SURPRISING BECAUSE I WAS A HUGE ALASTOR SIMP#AND THAT MOMENT LUCIFER WAS INTRODUCED I SWITCHED SO FAST#GOD I AM SO INLOVE WITH HIM
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HOYOFAIR : The engines are heated, and we have our racers, technicians, and a... poet!? 2 days left, stay tuned to HoYoFair2024!
#genshin impact#hoyofair#kaveh#albedo#tighnari#venti#WHEN I TELL YOU MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED#LKKE ACTUALLY#he's so modest he went to the back because he shines so brightly anyways#stop okay I wasn't the only one affected I don't need to blame it on how sick I am this cold kills me ughhh#but not as much as he kills me wth 😭#even albedos VA was simping on twitter I was dying HAHA#gi kaveh#gi venti#gi albedo#gi tighnari#genshin#official art#genshin official art#teehee I increased the quality of the pics#genshin icons#gi icons
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Wake up my fellow nerds!! it #mintysillyart edit compilation time🚨🚨🚨🚨
✨carnival au addition✨
Carnival au and drawing by: @sm-baby
Yea this is 2 minutes long (save my soul i had to add everyone somehow for some reason)
Warning for: loudish tv beeping sound/car honk/yelling, cursing, emoji knife& Japanese Ogre mask, real gun photo, explosion gif
Gummigoo was harmed im sorry y’all
But no gloinks where harmed
Link to most of the drawing used here
Link to where the player drawing came from
Link to pomni pic
Link to caine pic (warning for violence and blood)
Link to zooble pic
And finally link to gloinks
#MintySillyArt#the ‘me for Kaufmo’ hj is mainly true because I simp for him#I little showtime at the end for you folks#one like and I show off my carnival au Kaufmo simp edit#/hj#sorry folks I forgot about able oops#and forgot queenie oops again#the amazing digital carnival#I call Kaufmo baby girl /ref (specifically talking about the player photo link)#carnival au fixation go brrrrr#carnival au#the amazing digital circus#tadc#Kaufmo#ragtha#Jax#gangle#pomni#kinger#Caine#zooble#gummigoo#princess loolilalu#if I’m missing any warning I’m doomed#it’s 12 at night and here I am doing edits#edit because I missed spelled gummigoo#extra edit because I forgot something#live laugh Kaufmo <3
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I want Ghostfuckers to come out just for the chance to see Blitz in this fit, serving so much rizz that it should be illegal.
That's it, that's the post.
#Am I the only one that wants to see Blitz in this outfit?#I can't be#This man has so much rizz#Stolas I get it#Everytime I look at Blitz I understand why it only took Stolas 5 seconds to go 'I want him'#Because I want him#He really is too imp to simp#Did Verosika just fall in love with Blitz cuz he's hot cuz same#I think about Blitz carnally#I have so much love for him#Don't judge me#helluva boss blitz#blitzø#blitzo#helluva blitz#I assume anyone that likes this post just secretly agrees#But if you repost this post you also think he's hot#I am so jealous of Millie rn ngl
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Just a demon.
#crowley#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#kinda#i have to preotect this one because he is a motherfucking simp and it is KILLING HIM#the good thing would be him saying “fuck you aziraphale” and find someone new cause i am fucking done#okay aziraphale is not making him sad on purpose but crowley is suffering like crazy because of that angel S T O P THIS#my art
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Ah yes i am having a normal one working on the rlgl au for around 6 hours straight (very very slow because still sick)
That feeling when even more of the people from work show up at your apartment complex and get a good look at your face making it even more likely that you will be found out for breaking company rules
Y/N is like: yea i clean up after these people all day at work and know all their little tricks, they dont have any effects on me!
Chica: exists
Y/N: g...girls .... pretty...
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf dca#daycare attendant x reader#fnaf chica#rlgl au#my art#i am very tired now its 1:30 am#i am just still up because i hate not getting fully finished with something in one go#i actually should rest#but yea#rlgl au treat for you#for the sillies#idk guys i made y/n just not care bout gender... like me#but also women pretty#jea i made this because i am a chica simp#no i will not elaborate#dont worry sun and moon are still endgame.... unless you wanna have all three of them#that can be arranged#maybe i should do a poll on that some day#also yea 40% of the time was used on trying to get her beak to not look like shit
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sing unspoken prayers with my lips on yours
Hrm, so I commissioned art from @rosenkranz-does-things again, this time about this very uh, gay fic. AND I AM GOING INSANE OVER HOW GODDAMN BRILLIANT THIS ART IS!!
Aaaaah! After writing a fic quite recently in which Jenny kills someone to save Vastra, I felt inclined to commission Roz because just LOOK AT THEIR ART! Gosh the sheer SKILL in this! I love how vibrantly, agreesively red the blood is! It contrasts so well against the background, Jenny's clothes, and Vastra's face. Gosh, the way Vastra is so still and calm in her worship of Jenny and the intimate kiss!?? AHHHH this is just perfectly captured, and then Jenny's despair, her clinging to Vastra for dear life with her hand and gosh her facial expression!! Can we talk about her face! Because she looks SO hot with blood on it! Roz you mad genius! (Hey also, two of those splatters look a little bit like kiss marks on first glance, and it's driving me insane! (positive. VERY positive.) I don't know if it was on purpose or not, but omgggg) They're just everything to meee, and Roz you deliver every single time, you never miss! Just. AHHH! People, go commission Roz for beautiful art!
I'll be over here staring at this for one billion years now, byeeee <3
#HELP I AM GOING SO INSANE OVER THIS#LIKE THE BLOODDDDD!!!!#Brb just gonna turn into Vastra to utterly SIMP for Jenny splattered in blood because jfc#she's so hot it is actually criminal#roz you have outdone yourself (as you do each time)#HRRNGGG chewing on the bars of my enclosure i love this so much!#madame vastra#jenny flint#jenny and vastra#jenny x vastra#vastra x jenny#vastra and jenny#the paternoster gang#paternoster gang#doctor who#lesbian#art commission#commissoned art#doctor who fanart#paternoster gang fanart#tw blood#cw blood
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i would like to welcome all of the new buggy simps that have joined us due to the live action
welcome to my brain space every single day, im more than happy to have you
#tonberry talks#literally i am so happy that more buggy simps are here#my buggy fic has gotten more traction because of the live action tee hee#he is so fine though right????#and the actor in the live action did SO GOOD#buggy the clown#buggy#buggy the clown x reader#buggy x reader#one piece#one piece x reader#op#op x reader
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Can we put this somewhere in the top 5 sexiest things Shadow has done please
#sonic#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#“but he's a hedgehog how can you find him hot--” BECAUSE HE BRINGS ME SHIVERS AND WHIMSY SHUT UP#he did not need to be so extra but i am not complaining at all that move was so CLEAN#stealing a military motorbike and showing off his flawless gun job before epically driving off shadow the hedgehog you'll always be famous#give me more scenes of him doing stuff like this and my life is yours i'm on my knees here#ok i need to suppress the urge to simp before this gets long but i think i'm placing this above him biting the gear off sonic's hand#anyway i can see where the shadow 05 aspect are bleeding in XD i'm so glad he has a motorbike and gun again#momento rambles
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he’s off to do some animatronic maintenance and nothing more!
#i got gay about him lol#the only reason he’s not holding a knife is because hammers are easier to draw#god help the common man. he is simping over 5 orange pixels.#dsaf#dsaf jack#dayshift at freddy's#jack kennedy#i am eating him mmmm orange flavour yum yum yum
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AM is so fascinating to me bc he is so blatantly the embodiment of like, american/western ideals taken to their extreme and bloody end, and that still does not spare him from being absolutely misinterpreted by people online
and like, his proximity to sexual violence/rape does not exist without reason. i know a lot of people (rightfully) are uncomfortable with fiction including these beats/themes, but it is very much a narrative tool used to further exemplify his connection to militarization/imperialism. he is the magnums opus of a warmongering empire—the ultimate patriarch, the unloving god, etc— and his actions are gratuitous and horrific all as a reminder of this fact.
idk, obviously mileage for these topics can vary (which is why i rarely want to be like "WOW THIS IS GOOD!" because i know many people who simply cannot stomach these types of works) but he is written that way to get a point across, and it does so nauseatingly well ❤️.
but alas. people tend to discard aspects of a character that make them uncomfortable/refuse to engage with the source text so now we have people who think AM is just some sad angry ai. when actualy he’s like if you gave one of those bigoted generative models access all nukes ever and poor temper management LOL
but ah well such is the nature of the beast
#sorry if this doesnt make sense its just something that i always end up thinking about whenever am gets brought up#and obviously people can do what they want. i don’t really care but it’s just like… oh the tonal dissonance.#fascinating to see people who are so staunchly against depictions of SA/rape in media simping over a character who is textually a rapist#and even more fascinating to see how he is defanged and molded into something more palatable because people are allergic to reading#‘AM-liker’ and you’re just lusting over a mangled and poorly written version of marathon’s durandal#ihnmaims#rape mention#sa mention#okay thats all. done thinking about harlan ellison's freak
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this screen, this companion combination, with davrin having this shield equipped, cracks me up so hard every time I see it. davrin really is stepping up and keeping hard eye contact with rye like 'hey. hey loverboy. we need your attention elsewhere right now. eyes off the insufferable killer for hire abomination for five minutes please we're on the clock chop chop'
#I think towards the end of the game we could get to a place where davrin notices rye looking slightly pained and is like 'hey#everything alright man? you good?' and rye leaning his forehead against davrin's strong safe steady shoulder#to thinly admit 'he's so handsome I feel a little dizzy sometimes when I look at him'#(the mortifying ordeal of allowing yourself to be known. as the embarrassing simp that you are. rye has come so far I am so proud of him)#and davrin is like 'sincerely I have never been more sorry in my life to have asked' but also pats rye's back soothingly#because rye is like a very annoying brother to him and davrin SUPPOSES he can't help having abysmal taste in men#the delight that is my favourite boys squad. the disaster energy off the charts and only making each other worse#I always have lucanis on the right side of the screen when I get to choose companion order. and some of davrin's shields are very large#so this keeps happening and it's one of the best probably unintended things that makes my day brighter#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis
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this man and his slutty little waist.
#stop im such a simp for him#im gonna eat him#im in my hashida era#im so glad my irls dont follow this tumblr because i am so down bad for him#im actually crying he has such an attractive figure#blue period#blue period manga#hashida haruka
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