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i cannot wait until august. oh my fucking god get me OUT of this apartment
#roaches. are the most disgusting. fucking creatures#i wish them all a very Die#and i wish all landlords a very Die#the pest control only comes 2 times a month and i have to wait 2 weeks. for them to come back so they can spray#and i’m seeing roaches again#because all they do is spray#instead of finding the FUCKING CAUSE OF THE ISSUE#AND FIXING IT#BC IT’s NOT ME. I AM REALLY CLEAN.#we have NEVER left any food or dirty dishes out!#and i clean the kitchen every time i fucking use it#my lease ends mid august i want out so bad i genuinely fucking cannot function normally like this
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not enough discussion about the gavins' complicated relationship with feminine-coded/beauty products, i don't think.
#for klavier because it's not as direct it's about how we never see him actually wearing lipstick? even though apollo literally attends#a concert of his which is where you'd most expect him to wear makeup. but apparently he just doesnt. or at least not in public#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#i feel like there are several ways you can read into it. the misogyny/toxic masculinity one is really obvious clearly with kristoph's#singling out of men specifically and klavier's (probably accidental?) condescending manner of calling women 'fraulein' plus his general#mildly patronising attitude towards many of the women in the game (also probably unintentional)#(i think he's trying to be charming and it's coming off wrong to some of them. like ema. and me.)#but i feel like there's also maybe an element of... inherent perfecfionism to it? like both of these products are conventionally beautifyin#products and kristoph while he is open to showing people he uses nail polish specifically chooses one that's clear and missable unless you#see him apply it. he also feels the need to justify his use of it and specifically spell it out as something he chooses to do rather than#needs to do even though duh. that should be obvious.#idk there's just something about his seeming need to take control of that narrative that i find interesting. his need to spin it into a#'there's nothing wrong with my nails but I had the foresight to see that even the smallest parts of my appearance should be kept immaculate#and it's a choice i'm making to refine an already adequate part of my personage /not/ to cover some unsightly defect.' the need to emphasis#that specifically is so. hm. and with klavier i could see it being a case of him liking makeup liking the pops of colour yet being unwillin#to admit to it because he's afraid that other people might see it as him being dissatisfied with his own appearance regardless of if he is#or isn't. or even just perceiving colourful makeup as being unseemly because it's so overt and unnatural.#like i can see this as them both viewing 'real' beauty to be that which is inherent to a person and seemingly effortless#thus somehow negating the beauty which one achieves through cosmetics or other external means.#and if you want to use external means to achieve beauty or neatness or whatever then your only valid options are those which blend into you#natural state. like clear nail polish. or really awful spray tan.#i feel like klavier's less confined by these ideas (if they hold merit at all) considering he actually owns coloured lipstick and he wears#jewellery (admittedly quite 'masculine' jewellery no gems or pearls or anything like that but jewellery nonetheless) but i think it just#makes it more interesting that he doesnt seem quite able to cross the line anyway. like it's that ingrained into his system.#anyway that's all i've got. you guys should tell me what you think too#annotations
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Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,
#girl what HAJAAJJAJAJAJA Leo and sho have the weirdest dynamic ever because they want each other but also fuck you but affectionate ???#men be like I wanna kiss you so bad and hold your hand and shit but no homo with a straight face like ???? wdym leo ?#Leo what do you mean be the others bitch please explain that to me I want a ten page essay#I’ve been enjoying this house dynamic JAJAJAJAJ I thrive from negativity lmao#ngl Leo is a menace and must be sprayed like a cat but he is sort of funny JAJAJAJAJ when he called Alan a himbo I fear I cackled#he has crackhead energy but like dial to the tenth energy#also tohma and Alan??? hello??? what’s going awn#sho all this chapter has been like Leo being your simp is my full time job and I am dedicated!!! but now he has realized that he also sort#of has rights and a voice and a right to vote freely and is on his slay era and we love that for him#an empowered legend if you wish SKSKSKS#I have so many thoughts you guys I will make a tier list once I am caught up I need to SPEAK#tokyo debunker#Leo#sho
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I love reading comments on cooking videos because some people have really bizarre and unscientific ideas about food safety and hygiene
#gloves are not inherently more hygenic than bare hands#wearing gloves can actually be WORSE because people assume they're cleaner and don't change them in-between touching things#if you are washing your hands it's better#also the waste if you're using several pairs of disposable gloves every time you cook is unbelievable#why do people think you need to wash chicken specifically and no other meat?#cooking it kills bacteria#it's unnecessary and if you're rinsing it off in the sink you're actually just spraying the potential salmonella all over your kitchen#a lot of people seem hung up on weird hygiene theatre things#while ignoring actual cross contamination issues or food safety risks
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bugs are so cool because most wild animals arent really chill with a human staring at them close up and moving around/doing things, but a lot of bugs will just watch you back. or wiggle around. we love to see it
#bees are a favorite of mine to hang out with#theres tons of mason bees and i think wasps ? they have very long stingers but i dont actually know that much about the different kinds#but theyre all so incredibly chill. any time im picking something in the garden i usually have about ten bees flying around my ankles#the wasps on the other hand hang out by the bird bath#have never seen a bird in it but i fill it up every day because there's almost always a handful of wasps#floating in it and drinking or cooling off or whatever it is theyre doing#makes it a little hard to fill it up tbh because im not going to spray them with water so sometimes i have to wait a few minutes#but recently ! when i stand over there with the hose if there are wasps that were about to go in the water they hover nearby instead#maybe they have realized im about to fill it up ? idk. theyre very chill and friendly though#im glad my venus fly trap is way too small to eat them
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why is so much of sewing just tracing and cutting and tracing again q_q i see why people get projectors and use adobe illustrator now
#drawing up a design that i can easily pattern from my sloper: 😊#actually having to make the pattern by tracing and cutting ad infinitum: 😰#piecing together printer paper to get a big enough sheet of paper and doing this ten million times: 🥲😭#not to mention the IRONING.... prewashing the fabric and having to iron 8 yards of fabric???? excuse me????#and then distorting it as i iron bc it has a slight stretch and i got so tired i stopped being careful 2 yards in#and the way that you're supposed to press every seam... excuse me... am i just supposed to have my iron heated and on standby at all times#AND THE STEAM??? i just got stay tape the other day and thought it'd be a neat alternative to stay stitching#BUT IT NEEDS STEAM TO ACTIVATE (which okay makes sense) BUT long story short i'm too afraid to use the steam function#on my iron because none of us are sure if water should go back into a tank that's been in disuse for 30+ years#so instead i get this water spray pen and delicately spray down the length of each piece of stay tape#before i cover it with a piece of gauze and iron it. and then i have to iron it extra so all the water actually evaporates#oh and the spray pen holds as much water as half a pen so i have to walk to the kitchen every 10 sprays to refill it#and i have to do this for every curved edge on my pattern pieces#i mean the alternative is just stay stitching but then i would have to calibrate my settings for a single layer of fabric instead of double#which means i have to switch my needle out more and i'm still new enough that sometimes i install a needles wrong despite going through#all the same exact motions that i usually would. i'm LITERALLY suffering out here. anyway can't wait to sew or whatever#oh and did i mention i went to a sewing meetup recently? yeah...#everyone there bought like $30-$100/yard fabric and i was there awkwardly knowing i only buy like $12/yard fabric#honestly though i have the opposite problem people usually joke about. i find it So hard to find fabric i actually like#it needs to be the right fiber + right color + right pattern/texture + right weight + i have to know exactly what i'm going to make with it
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Andrew’s hand on the back of his neck pushes down, and Neil goes easily, tipping his head forward and bending down so Andrew can get a good look at his hair.
Bright, vibrant orange. Too bright to really be comfortable, but Neil is learning to stand out in the crowd. He’s going to have to get used to it some time or other.
Orange. Fox orange, the color of his home and his family. Only a few shades and yet miles from his father’s auburn.
Andrew studies it for a long moment, and Neil lets him look his fill.
Finally, his grip loosens. “Obsessive.”
Neil smirks. “You like it.”
#neil’s curls should probably be cooked from the bleach this would need but i do not care#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#all for the game#aftg#tfc#i remember reading that neil never dyes his hair again bc it’d look like he was prepping to run in the ec#and in turn i went#neil tells matt that after matt realizes neil avoids mirrors#and at the start of the season all the upperclassmen (okay not allison but nicky joins in#and aaron surprises everyone because katelyn happened to have a can of the spray in wash out stuff in her room)#dye their hair orange so it’ll clearly be a school/team spirit thing#and neil keeps his hair the color of the team he’s playing for until he retires#(he goes back to orange until andrew points out his roots are mostly coming in silver#it’s at a pretty young age because well. redheads. but neil still never expected to live that long#he buzzes it then and lets the gray grow in naturally)#this is an art tag
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No don't make every basic life task nearly impossible to accomplish yuor so sexy aha
#am i going crazy or is everything way too hard all the time#it's so dumb it's like. i've been trying to do my laundry for 2 days washers full every day#i can't keep my apartment from smelling no matter how much room spray i buy because my neighbors smoke like.#i have to hassle people into completing the hiring process THEY initiated???? like????#look getting up the brainpower to accomplish anything through my whole. deal is difficult already but#i am struggling for basic hygeine here!!!!!! why!!!! !!!!!!#guess i'll go die in a ditch smelly and stinky then!!!!!!!!#clean underwear?? that is for people who are really on that grind (washing it in their bathtubs) i fucking guess!!!!!!!!!#okay mercymorn moment over but i'm on my period and i want to throw a massive fit!!!!#anyway#jesus
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I'm <72 hours out from a con and the con crunch just hit. Everyone pray for the wellbeing of my hands, my bank account, and whichever cashier I encounter at Michael's.
#time to assemble a last minute cosplay because im indecisive and impulsive#my ramblings#not tf#also pray for the wellbeing of my hair#because im not doing wigs at all#which means my hair will be encountering a fuck of hair spray and heat damage
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aro Jon is so real to me
(i need to study this man (gender neutral) like a bug. chew on him and maybe even swallow him whole. Jon)
It just suits him so well. Idk it's just. Something about feeling so distant from this common human experience that everything else seems to have just fine. Something about feeling like you're missing some part of your humanity.,,,,,, or maybe that everyone else will see it that way, if you say anything....... idk it's just uggggggh. I have SOOOO many thoughts about Emotions and Love and Romance and Humanity and Jon is So Good for exploring that (literally as soon as I decided to fully use an aro label I went and wrote 800 words about aro Jon lmao).......... like that post that was going around............. something something "well this character isn't canonically trans/aro/whatever but they do have a profound sense of loneliness and alienation" or however it went. Idk. I don't think those things are or should be like. Totally inherent. To the aro experience? But at least for me personally there's something about Jon that makes it so easy to project onto him. Perfect guy (gender neutral) to Rotate for these concepts.
Um. All that to say. Yes agreed agreed aro Jon REAL.
(Also just wanna be clear I'm not saying romance or love generally or whatever else makes anyone human or that NOT having those things is tantamount to being inhuman. Just. I think a lot about how it feels to NOT have those things or to not have them "correctly" in a society that values love (especially romance) so so highly and ties them so deeply to humanity. Y'know? God I really really hope I'm making sense here. I did mean it when I said I had a lot of Thoughts about love and emotions and romance and humanity and Jon but mostly those thoughts are incoherent screeching. That stick figure drawing of someone grabbing and shaking something rapidly that I'm too lazy to find rn.)
#tbh autistic and trans jon also goes so hard. especially nb jon.#but yeah. idk.#something something ''i don't think i'm doing 'being a person' the way i'm supposed to''#something something humanity being tied to vague concepts that you can't really relate to. of being an outside observer.#i keep trying to find the words to express it and i keep failing.#ugh i gotta work on the subway monster fic. i gotta. this is what it's about!! this is the fucking thesis statement of that fic!!!!#anyway i'm sorry for the maybe-too-personal ramble#it's just. i am constantly rotating these ideas in the blender of my skull and answering this ask was equivalent to opening the lid#so that the goopy-not-fully-mushed thoughts sprayed all over the kitchen (tumblr blog)#hopefully the subway monster fic can be the Complete Smoothie.#If I Ever Write It#anyway i'm gonna have reblogs off because this is. idk i don't want it wandering away from my blog and my trusted mutuals.#also thank you for the ask!!#asks
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as bucky's wife how do you feel about him keeping his arm in the dishwasher though
it's probably the most convenient out of all the options we've tried and i like that it sanitizes because dirt and debris and god knows what else gets into all the crevices and it comes out whenever he moves his arm which is gross when it is in our BED. so i allow the dishwasher
#ask liv#❄️ ask#anon#you know when you eat cookies or chips in bed#and then you're rolling around in crumbs#it's like that#except with. like. dirt and ash#and probably people's BONES#i can't live like that#and we've tried everything#he'd soak it in the bath but then it left grime in my tub#he'd spray it down with the detachable shower head but he'd get water all over the floor#we'd hose him down in the driveway like a car but it never quite got it clean enough#so this is the best way#things you never would have thought you would have to think about but now i do because i married a super soldier
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Ohhhh my Gd. Took more antibiotics. Had more noodles with kimchi broth and electrolytes and chased them with vitamin C gummies. Drinking more tea and nursing more mentholated lozenges. Refilled humidifier again. When will my equilibrium and ability to breathe return from war
#I've been sick for over a week and I am not getting better and I am throwing a temper tantrum about it#Because I am doing EVERYTHING you're supposed to!!!!!#I keep taking steaming baths with eucalyptus salts and using all my nasal sprays and taking all my supplements and eating#My stupid Healthy soups and chugging electrolyte water and taking my antibiotics and steroids and I feel like shit!!!!!.#I am even mixing kimchi and chicken broth in addition to probiotics for gut health!!!!!#What more do you want from me!!!!!!!
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Watching a Winx Club video and huh, Mal from Descendants finally has another member in the 'our franchise slowly ignored our interest in art and creating it': Bloom.
#like GENERALLY even i forgot bloom was into art early on#but like thats literally cause the show never touched on it again beyond the early seasons#with them essentially speed running it out in favor of....i dunno...generic magical girl whose the lead#and also music#because we couldnt let musa be the one into music no no no they ALL need to be in a band and bloom lead singer#like reboot at least seems to be back to acknowledging it from looks of the animation test we got#aka bloom trying to draw getting frustrated- mood- and accidently setting fire to the paper when throwing it#so uh#theres that#though descendants at this rate has zero chance to return mal to being into art#since mal aint even coming back in stuff#and they basically made her also main character more as a personality and shit#with D3 showing her doing some spray painting but thats it really
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blocking at least two pornbots every day gets annoying real quick. how come the purge wiped out beautiful pieces of art and restricted so many talented (not only nsfw!) creators, yet the pornbots are worse than ever?????????????
#mycrappyVENT#I really am tired y'all#I do not come to this site to be doing the job the staff was supposed to do#blocking and reporting every new blog that follows me because all of them are effin bots#*sigh*#sorry just needed to vent about this#as there anything I can do to make them stop following me?#is there like an anti-pornbot spray#or maybe an incense I can burn
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i'm watching love mechanics (this is a mess. i love a mess) and the end of episode 3 is truly like. "hey guy i had drunk sex with once and am unreasonably interested in and keep following around and very openly hitting on. my girlfriend is cheating on me and i feel so betrayed rn. let me tell you, guy i keep kissing and flirting with while having a girlfriend, how much it hurts to know that my girlfriend is kissing and flirting with another guy. do you, guy who i secretly hope has feelings for me, know how shitty it is to watch the person you have feelings for be with someone else? this is so awful who would ever do that to a person 😔 anyway let's make out in the rain"
#obviously a person is allowed to be hurt over a partner cheating in any case it's just. the hypocrisy & tunnel vision of it all. incredible#everyone here is making almost every wrong choice!! i love it!!#but vee in particular is like. if you ever don't know what to do just think about what vee would do. and then do the opposite#when mark went 'we probably shouldn't see each other anymore' (very smart. very reasonable)#and vee went 'ok. :( anyway let me spray perfume on you and sniff you because i need an anniversary gift for my girlfriend'#^ amazing. this man has the social grace and willpower of a goldfish#*#love mechanics
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thanks me friend for saving me $3k in damage restoration company costs
I must still spend $2k in refinishing the floor but that is a non-negotiable amount after the sewer backed up into my carpet
#houseposting#nim rambles#hi this has been my week this week!! calling people 2+ times a day about fixing things#having house is all lovely until you get smacked with $4.5k estimate to clean your basement#which i am not paying because i have discovered i can tear up my own carpet and drywall#and spray cleaning stuff around#$1100 did go into plumbing so far#yeehaw#tbh I still prefer this to renting#but damn houses do be like this
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