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woohoo the exhaustion of being on a half dose of me meds bc I called to get the doctor to write a refill and idk if she got the note ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so we're on my backup storage

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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all outstanding orders will be mailed on Saturday!!

I was sick the past 2 week so decided wait til I was not in danger of mailing free virus to people xD

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a feast!!! (put some dubia roaches in a cup)

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bunch of my idiot fail husband from dragon age

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Modern art meets housing crisis

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oo i believe in your future lesbian kitchen

the shrimps can also be lesbians

some guys that will be up tomorrow 🦐✨

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oh I'm so glad you're having a good time with it!!! 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

underglazing some bois!!!

**so I got sick!! shop orders to be packaged when i am no longer ill

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underglazing some bois!!!

**so I got sick!! shop orders to be packaged when i am no longer ill

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me & my mom 🤝🤝 our new friend the taxi driver, who charges $20 less than the going rates,,,,

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:0... ngl didn't expect!!! her most significant relationship with a consort to be this one (so far)

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so like. I'm on a cruise but I'm NOT on a cruise bc I walked off at port and. apparently the boat just. broke free of the dock and floated away???? bye I guess???

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chefs kiss local airport... 0 person TSA line today ✨

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gbye I'm off being gay about ursa predators killer of killers

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some bois